Dumbledore? He knows nothing about MC alchemy.

"It's very likely that next time we have a small treasury, we should first offer an offering to the professor. Whether the professor needs it or not is one thing, and whether we give it or not is another..." Fred also echoed.

"What are you two looking at? Give me the food, I'm a little hungry." Kaisen heard the voice and turned around to see the twins standing not far away watching him set the fire. He stretched out his hand and said.

"Oh oh oh, here it comes!" The Weasley twins reacted quickly when they heard Kaisen say this, handed the food bag in their hands to Kaisen, and then both took a step back.

They are now planning to admit their mistakes... Well, the two of them just embezzled a little bit of the small treasury, and Professor Kaisen burned down the shop. If the two of them do something even more outrageous and cruel in the future, won't Professor Kaisen burn down the Burrow?

As for why the usually gentle Professor Kaisen was so irritable today...it might be menopause. Professor Kaisen is almost 30 now...

and many more...

It seems like I'm already in my thirties...

Apologize! Absolutely apologize!

Why didn't the two of them think twice at the time? Those golden templates were created by Professor Kaisen himself, so how could there be no induction?

As for why I wasn't angry about Kaisen setting the fire...

Professor Yi Shi, eighty percent of your own petty treasury came from leaking through other people's fingers, and it seems that you just set fires and have no other thoughts, so what else do you want?

It's just a store, if it burns down, it burns down. And even if the professor really wants to recycle the gold...

It wasn't just that one time that the two of them withheld gold. From the time Kaisen started teaching at Hogwarts until now, anything related to gold, jewelry, or even mithril, they hadn't been there...

They also knew that they shouldn't put all their eggs in one basket. With Gringotts in England closed down, they still had Gringotts in Egypt. There wouldn't be any...

Eh?

Why did the fire stop? Could it be that the professor decided that using fire wasn't enough and was planning to use TNT?

While the Weasley twins were brainstorming, Kaisen had already finished the hamburger set that the Weasley twins bought from the Muggle world in a few bites and walked straight into the store.

The two looked at each other and tacitly cast an armor spell on each other to ensure that they would not be directly killed by the violent TNT or the End Crystal...

Then the two saw that the entire store was burned by pixel flames, leaving only the rough shell, and Professor Kaisen also had spruce wood boards in his hands and began to lay the floor.

The Weasley twins took a deep breath and looked at each other again.

Professor Kaisen had simply used a flame to quickly remove the traces of the previous renovation. What had he done wrong? Why were the two of us using such sinful and narrow-minded assumptions about him?

....I really deserve to die!

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Chapter 408 Dumbledore's Ritual Magic

After this misunderstanding, which only two people knew about, ended, they were once again kicked out of the store by Kaisen. The reason was very simple: he was afraid that they would get in the way.

Since the design drawings provided by the Weasley twins are...very strange, the renovation plan this time probably won't be completed too quickly.

And it's not just a matter of decoration, they also need to build a basement for the store to build their infusion workbench, which will serve as their infusion studio.

Above is the joke shop, and the middle floor also needs a hollow. The floating rune matrix of the infusion table can float in this hollow on the first floor as a very handsome decoration.

The second floor is used as the living area, with two bedrooms, a kitchen, a bathroom, a living room...

Kaisen has a disease that makes him unable to stop decorating...

It wasn't until the third day that Kaisen teleported back to the Black mansion. He looked at the two people who were barbecuing in the yard and teleported them directly to Diagon Alley, telling them to go and see their brand new and awesome shop.

I went back to the bedroom, took a shower and went to bed.

After all, he had been decorating for three days without sleep. He didn't want to rest unless he finished the decoration in one go. He couldn't sleep without feeling rested.

Now, he can finally...

Soon, he lay down on the bed. The curtains in the room were all drawn. The record player in the corner played soothing music, and there was also aromatherapy that could help with sleep. The whole room created an atmosphere for a good sleep.

Then...

"Are you suffering from insomnia?" Kaisen looked at the dark ceiling helplessly, and began to count sheep helplessly.

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep. Four sleep......"

"One thousand two hundred and thirty-two sleeps, one thousand two hundred and thirty... huh..."

Just three minutes after Kaisen finally fell asleep...

"Kaysen! I have something very important to tell you." Dumbledore suddenly knocked on the door of Kaisen's room.

Kaisen pushed the door open helplessly and looked at Dumbledore in front of him: "Is it about Voldemort?"

Dumbledore shook his head.

"Is it about Horcruxes?"

Dumbledore shook his head.

"Is it about someone's life?"

Dumbledore still shook his head.

"What's that?" Kaysen asked.

"I saw an old man walking around Grimmauld Place, and the lighter he used to light his pipe was very fancy, so I'd like you to make me a cooler lighter."

“..................................”

Dumbledore looked at the silent Kaisen with some confusion: "What's wrong?"

For a moment, Kaisen didn't know what expression he should show, so he just smiled helplessly, then patted Dumbledore's shoulder, and then gently turned Dumbledore over.

"Oh, I see. You turned me over because you didn't want me to see your tricks and then give me a big surprise, right?" Dumbledore said lightly.

Kaisen's laughter became even more miserable: "Yes... yes, that's right, that's it."

Then he took off his slippers, because this would minimize the noise of his walking. Then he slowly took two steps back, then suddenly sprinted forward, and with a flying kick, kicked Dumbledore straight out.

"I'm going to the morning class!" Kaisen roared.

As Dumbledore was evenly embedded in the wall, Kaisen returned to bed. Just as he was about to fall asleep again, he discovered...

Maybe the kick I gave Dumbledore just now was too strong, so now I can't sleep...

“Let’s count again…”

"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep. Four sleep......"

"Twenty-three hundred and thirty-three sleeps....two thousand three hundred and thirty-four shits!"

Kaisen pushed the door open and walked out of the room in a rage and miserable state. Looking at Dumbledore who was still embedded in the wall and no one came to rescue him, his mood improved a little.

Then Mrs. Weasley went upstairs and walked over to Kaisen while waving and greeting him. "It seems you didn't sleep well, Professor Kaisen, so I came to bring you a dose of Life and Death Water. I guarantee that you will sleep until tomorrow morning..."

Then she saw the dust on the ground: "Oh, it's a bit dirty here." As she said this, she handed the water of life and death to Kaisen, then took out her wand and used magic to clean the dust on the ground.

Finally she noticed Dumbledore, who was embedded in the wall.

"Oh, this is..." Mrs. Weasley asked with some confusion.

"Dumbledore, he is learning from geckos. According to him, geckos stick to the wall and he also sticks to the wall, so it is predictable that geckos can regenerate broken limbs, and that he, who also sticks to the wall, can also regenerate broken limbs." Kaisen said something confusing casually.

"But wizards can regenerate limbs, right?" Mrs. Weasley said in confusion.

"Maybe he doesn't want the cost. Wouldn't that require potions and a healer? All he needs to learn from the gecko is food, and then he can achieve financial freedom by selling his old arms and legs." Kaisen answered in a confused manner as if he was talking in his sleep.

"Oh, Kaisen, I think you still need to get a good sleep. Just drink half of it, okay? Remember to get up for dinner in the evening." Mrs. Weasley also noticed that Kaisen was probably a little confused now, so she coaxed Kaisen to drink half a bottle of Life and Death Water in a coaxing tone, and finally left the room after making sure that he fell asleep.

She looked at Dumbledore embedded in the wall and sighed helplessly.

"Perhaps this is some kind of ritual magic similar to Animagus. The difference is that Animagus transforms oneself into an animal, while you are now giving yourself the attributes of a gecko... Anyway... I wish you success, and remember to crawl out of this hole to eat tonight."

"......................"

"Well, I see you don't feel like talking much, do you?"

"................."

"Then I won't bother you anymore." Mrs. Weasley nodded and left the corridor.

Now I go to bed very early every day and I feel like my sense of humor has returned...Please give me a gift!

Chapter 409 The Reason for the Big Cloak

The next day at noon, Kaisen finally came out of his room. After sleeping all afternoon, he got up, had a meal, and then slept soundly until now. I have to say...

All human happiness seems insignificant in front of sleep. In the true sense of pleasure, a good night's sleep is one of the most pleasurable behaviors that humans can obtain happiness and pleasure.

However, the Dumbledore statue that was originally embedded in the wall in front of his door as a decoration was taken away by someone with dirty hands.

"Oh, I'm so angry! They didn't even leave the last decorations for the middle-aged bachelor professor. Is there any hope for this wizarding world? Is there any tomorrow?"

Kaisen said this indignantly, and then a gust of wind from the window at the end of the corridor sobered him up a little.

It's not that he just realized whether his embedding of Dumbledore in the wall as a decoration was abstract or not, but the future of the wizarding world seemed to be half-dead.

There is no other way, let Voldemort and Fudge. After Fudge stepped down and retired from the biosphere, Voldemort made a comeback again. Two people in three time periods, one yin, one yang, and one yin, tortured the English wizarding world for an entire era. It would be strange if there was any hope for the English wizarding world.

"Forget it, let's not talk about politics." Kaisen sighed, took a deep breath, and went to the first floor. He looked at a few people who had no jobs, no children, no worries, and no money, such as Lupin. Of course, there were also rich people, such as Sirius. The two of them were sitting in the corner whispering about some little secrets.

Soon he walked towards the two of them, who obviously also saw Kaisen and waved.

"What are you talking about?" asked Kaysen.

"I'm trying to instill in Sirius the idea that Avada Kedavra is a very cowardly spell. If you see a wild Avada Kedavra somewhere else, Sirius can suddenly appear in front of it and scare it away." Lupin said calmly.

"What about Sirius? What did you just say?" Kaisen asked.

"What I just said is that if that old fellow Remus dares to treat me like an idiot again and talk nonsense in such abstract and unreasonable terms, I will fold him into a regular hexadecahedron and stuff him into the toilet in front of Tonks and press the flush button frantically." Sirius said bluntly.

"Is it Tonks's toilet?" As Lupin said this, the two of them turned pale in an instant, their eyes widened, their mouths slightly opened, and they couldn't stop breathing through their nostrils.

"Did you just say something perverted?"

The two looked at each other, then simultaneously pressed Lupin's shoulders, one on the left and one on the right, and simultaneously sent him out of the Black house through the window.

"Remus is a man with a dirty heart. I am ashamed to associate with him!" Sirius took out his wand with contempt and repaired the window that was broken by Lupin.

"Same, same." Kaisen nodded in agreement.

At this moment, a burst of light but quick footsteps were heard behind the two of them.