Dumbledore? He knows nothing about MC alchemy.

Either he cosplays Snape or acts in all kinds of weird ways. Sometimes verbal attacks aren't enough, and he also likes to use physical attacks.

Today, Kaisen didn't know which medicine he took wrongly, and he actually spoke for himself in an anthropomorphic way.

Congratulations, it's a good day, worthy of rewarding yourself with a fruit pie.

"Well, strictly speaking, he is an orphan, and the fact that he has lived to this day... No, I still can't accept it. His parents sacrificed so much for the wizarding world and for you, but their only son, Harry Potter, who defeated Voldemort, lives like that?" Sirius said halfway through when he turned around and caught Dumbledore off guard.

Dumbledore simply sighed and said, "Not all Death Eaters are as courageous as you to go to Azkaban. Most of them have found various ways to escape punishment. I'm afraid some of them will reach out to Harry."

"Have you set up protection for Harry?" Sirius asked.

"Ah."

"What configuration?"

"If it's Harry's own protection, there's actually no need to arrange for anyone else. He has the protective magic that Lily has cast on him. But if it's set up for him by me... my neighbor, Mrs. Figg." Dumbledore explained.

"Feig...why haven't I heard of this name?"

Kaisen coughed and decided to stab Dumbledore in the back. He had spoken up for him before because he was a reasonable person. Dumbledore found an adoptive family for Harry Potter, who would have become an orphan. Regardless of what happened to this family, at least they raised Harry.

But this time, he decided that he should also defend Sirius' right to know... Well, he just wanted to watch the fun.

"Ahem, Mrs. Figg is a Squib."

As Kaisen finished speaking, Sirius looked at Dumbledore with a look that seemed to say, "You have entrusted me with this wrong thing."

[This old Deng...poet, I eat him! ]

Chapter 189 Human body enchantment, I don’t know what time it is

"...The facts are pretty much as I expected. Harry is safe until now." Dumbledore tried to excuse himself dryly.

"........."

......................

The incident ended when Dumbledore, unable to bear the strange looks from the people present, fled back to his office.

"What about you two? Do you want me to send Bruce to you?" Kaisen looked at Sirius and passively connected Sirius to Bruce's account.

"My office isn't that big." Lupin shook his head and walked towards his office.

"...Is he angry?" Sirius asked.

"If you're curious, you can turn into Bruce and go ask." Kaisen said as he returned to his office. He studied the plain ring in his hand. It was this thing that allowed Sirius to hide under his monocle for so long.

In fact, this ring is not a very sophisticated ingenuity. It just releases a position of neither too big nor too small to wrap Sirius, and then changes the name of this position.

In this way, what Kaisen saw through his monocle was not actually Sirius himself, but the force field emitted by the ring.

This is the basic principle, but he has not yet figured out how the force field of this ring is emitted.

But this kind of thing is not difficult to say, but it is also very simple to say.

Grinding wheel, you know it.

He initially used the magic symbol of the Ender Pearl ground out by a grinding wheel and added it to himself to give himself the ability to teleport.

Now, I can naturally use a grinding wheel to grind out the magic symbol of this ring. If I can also spread the force field, wouldn’t I be able to teleport people like Phoenix and Apparition?

Although the teleportation process is painful, no one can resist such a cool way.

After all, no matter how painful it is, it is much better than rolling a person into a soft ball and stuffing them into a tube or hooking their belly button with a hook.

Soon, as Kaisen held the ring in one hand and turned the handle on the grinding wheel with the other, a piece of parchment was soon filled with symbols.

These symbols must be broken down and reassembled into enchantment books at the most basic level, and finally enchanted on the human body.

There was not much to do today, and there were no classes for the whole afternoon. The little wizards didn't have anything free to come over and chat with him, which gave Kaisen a quiet working environment.

After all, even Sirius is not here at this moment. Normally, he would have to endure the sound of Sirius jumping up and down, and he has no intention of reasoning with a dog.

But now it's different, Sirius was successfully adopted by Lupin... Although Lupin didn't agree, but thinking of how shameless Sirius was when he was a dog, Lupin had to move out of the doghouse upstairs today, whether he wanted to or not!

Just as Kaisen was thinking this, Sirius swayed his butt and crawled in from the dog hole.

"Are you here to move the doghouse? Remember to clean up the dead corners." Kaisen said without raising his head.

Sirius turned back into his human form and said, "He didn't agree to let me live in his office."

"You won't go if he doesn't agree? Are you still a Gryffindor?" Kaisen asked doubtfully.

"I can't move in by force, right? What if he doesn't give me food?" Sirius said pitifully while sitting on the sofa.

"Well... before, you were a dog, and we could sleep in the same room, let alone the same quilt. But now you want me to sleep in the same room with a grown man..." Kaisen rarely put down his quill and looked up at Sirius.

"It doesn't matter. Just keep treating me as Bruce... I'm going to drive the boat. Bye!" Sirius said as he quickly turned back into a dog and ran towards an empty boat.

"return."

Sirius came back running on all fours.

"I can't let you eat for free here, right? Can you do some work?" Kaisen asked as he placed the finished enchantment book on the corner of the table.

Sirius swallowed hard. Although he had long known that the alchemy professor before him was fond of all kinds of alchemical experiments, which might even involve human alchemical experiments, he had never imagined that he would one day become...

"I'll make you a gardener's work backpack. When you're free, go to that plant area and work as a gardener for me." Kaisen said, pointing to the square woods not far away.

"...what?"

"What?" Kaisen asked.

"Don't you want me to be your alchemical experiment subject or enchantment experiment subject?" Sirius asked.

"That's all dangerous. I'm not so crazy as to experiment on humans." Kaisen said as he placed the enchantment book directly on the enchantment table. As the enchantment book floated up, a purple magic power quickly penetrated into his body.

It happened so fast that Sirius didn't react. He touched his forehead and pinched his arm in confusion. He was confused as to whether he had a fever or was dreaming.

After all, the alchemy professor in front of him had just said that experiments were dangerous and that humans couldn't be used for experiments, and the next second he was actually practicing it on himself...

Is this correct? So if the experiment is dangerous, the practical application is not.

Then he regained a little bit of his sanity, looked at Kaisen who was lying on the ground, and then he ran directly towards the ship. If he had called Lupin or Dumbledore earlier, the poor alchemy professor might have been able to save his life.

Just as he was about to touch the boat, he felt a sharp pain in his tail, but he ignored it and jumped directly onto the boat.

Soon, Lupin, who got the information from Sirius, felt as if the sky was falling.

A big part of my role as the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor this semester is to keep an eye on Kaisen and prevent him from doing anything weird while teaching, or to teach while keeping an eye on Kaisen.

Then, when I ran to the alchemy office when I had nothing to do before, Kaisen was as quiet as the stone statue showing Dumbledore the door of the headmaster's office. But today, after only one afternoon away, he gave me a big surprise.

"You go find Dumbledore, I'll take Kaisen to the hospital wing!" Lupin said, pushing open the door and running towards the alchemy office. When he opened the office door, he saw Kaisen standing at the door as if nothing had happened, holding a piece of black fur in his hand.

"I've researched a kind of stance magic that allows me to use ender magic to do anything within the range of the stance."

"For example, just now I wanted to use the Ender Magic to teleport Sirius back, but unfortunately he ran a little fast... Of course, it's a good thing he ran fast, otherwise I would have half a dog in my hand." Kaisen explained dryly while holding half of Sirius's dog tail.

What is this? Sirius's tail, and, you know what I'm saying, gifts please, folks!

Chapter 190 Hogwarts is not clean anymore

"Where is Sirius now? And how do I stick this thing back on him?" Kaisen asked calmly.

"Probably on the way to the principal's office...you can use white fungus." Lupin answered two questions.

"Okay." Kaisen nodded, and the next moment a force field surrounded him and Lupin. The two of them instantly arrived at the principal's office. Under Dumbledore's confused gaze, Kaisen put the dog's tail on his desk.

Then Sirius, who had just obtained permission to enter the principal's office, flew out from the stairs at a high speed.

Then Sirius saw the lively Kaisen, who picked him up and put him on the desk, then picked up an unknown black and red object in front of him that looked very much like his tail.

No, that thing looks like... my own fucking tail!

"Do you have any Baixian?" Kaisen asked Dumbledore and Lupin, and finally Lupin took out a small bottle of Baixian from his pocket.

After all, as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, the young wizards in the class can easily be harmed by various dark magic creatures, and it is very reasonable for him to carry a bottle of Dietary Supplement with him as a professor.

On the other side, Kaisen took a spoon from Dumbledore's hand and scooped out a spoonful of white fungus from the bottle.

Then he dipped the wound on Sirius's tail into the dipping sauce like a barbecue sauce, and then after adjusting the position and direction, he pushed it onto the wound on Sirius's tail!

“Ahhh woof woof woof…”

Sirius howled to the sky, and then fell unconscious after being touched by Dumbledore. Kaisen made sure that Sirius' tail had been initially connected with difficile, and then took the gauze from Lupin and bandaged Sirius' tail with a thick layer, and tied a beautiful bow by the way.

"Perfect." Kaisen clapped his hands in satisfaction.

"Well, now that we have finished the serious business, should we talk about the second thing?" Dumbledore smiled. Just when Kaisen was sticking the tail on Sirius, Lupin had clearly repeated to Dumbledore how Kaisen was doing human alchemy again, like a class teacher's tip.

"........? What's the matter?" Kaisen started to act stupid.

"You've started human alchemy again, haven't you?" Dumbledore asked calmly.

"No, absolutely not, I swear."

"............What about human enchantment?" Dumbledore asked.

".........." Kaisen subconsciously looked up at the sky, and then he was about to teleport away, and he also warned in advance: "Well, Sirius's tail is dripping with blood. I'm going to go back and clean it up. Don't scare the little wizard who is going to play in the boat."

Dumbledore and Lupin quickly grasped Kaisen's shoulders and said, "The house-elves will take care of the office."

"Oh, I can't bear to ask them to clean up such a big office. I'll go back and help them share some of the burden."

"No matter how big the office is, it's just the difference between one magic spell and multiple magic spells for them. It's not tiring for them," said Dumbledore.

"...........Okay, okay." Kaisen sat on the sofa with his shoulders folded, like a primary school student who had done something wrong but was usually doted on by his parents. It seemed that such sulking could make the parents temporarily forget the issues that really needed education, and turn around to transform the main problem into the so-called attitude direction.

"This is your most serious problem, even more serious than your so-called arrogance." Dumbledore was not at all dominated by Kaisen's little thoughts, but firmly grasped the rhythm and spoke directly.

"Oh, yes, it's my fault. I will be more careful next time. Besides, I have done a lot of experiments, so you don't have to worry at all." Kaisen nodded and said.

Elsewhere, before Dumbledore and Lupin could decide who should speak next, Sirius, hunched over his desk, covered his tail, or perhaps his butt, and struggled, saying, "He didn't do any experiments. He even said human experiments were dangerous, and then he directly cast that enchantment on himself."

Just then......

Click.............

Professor McGonagall pushed open the door to the headmaster's office, carrying a stack of documents. She then saw Kaysen sitting on the sofa, staring at the sky with a look of despair on his face. Lupin was standing in front of his desk, Dumbledore was leaning against a bookshelf, and in front of him was a man whose face was unclear, lying on the desk, clutching his buttocks...

"Dumbledore...Oh, sorry...Oh my God, this Hogwarts is not clean!" Professor McGonagall closed the door again almost instantly. She could still hear her voice getting farther and farther away, and then the voice quickly came from far away.