Siheyuan: The Villain's Cool Life

Shen He searched through the clip again and actually found it.

A handsome young man and a charming woman were holding a baby girl, and a little boy was following them.

Isn't this the Jia family's crown prince, Jia Dongxu, who died before his father's death? Next to him is the peerless laundry lady, Qin Huairu, who emerged from the water like a lotus.

There is no need to talk about the boy next to him, he is the crown prince of the Jia family, Bang Geng. The one in the woman's arms is Xiao Dang, her belly is slightly protruding, and there must be a locust flower inside.

Shen He turned the picture around again.

Now there are more people watching.

That old lady, Sha Zhu, Sha Zhu’s silly sister Sha Yu Shui, and, well, little Teddy Xu Damao.

Well, after looking at the people whose names he could call out in the picture, Shen He finally knew where he had been screwed.

Damn it, I have finally gotten myself into the courtyard that has been traveled through the most, the courtyard full of love.

A courtyard house.

Grass……

No... shouldn't I think about myself first?

Something seems wrong...

Shen He quickly pulled the picture to the end...

The picture was blurry, and all I saw was the woman prying her mouth open and forcing a mouthful of water into her mouth.

Ok……

My physical body died, and then... I don't know why I came here and lived in this body.

Could it be that saliva?

Shen He recalled it and always felt that the taste of his vomiting just now was wrong.

Grass...the smell of rat poison.

This woman wants to kill herself, she deserves to die.

After reading all the memories of his previous life, Shen He calmed down.

But after calming down, I always felt like something was missing.

He reviewed his memories again, not for anything else, but just for Father Shen's stick technique.

Wulang Bagua Stick, the family martial art of Yang family Wulang, is the same as Yang family spear.

In fact, it is a stick with the shadow of a gun. It is better to have no gun in your hand than to have one. When the stick is pointed out, the power is comparable to that of a gun tip.

Shen He was fascinated at the first sight.

It was simple. Father Shen was afraid that Shen He wouldn't be able to learn, so he taught him step by step, every move.

Teaching the original body is like teaching Shen He.

Here, Shen He followed his father's every move and danced.

It's like not knowing the passage of time.

Chapter 3 Wake up

As for whether he would die or not, Shen He didn't care. He just took things as they came.

What is the difference between death and immortality?

It’s better to die by taking a mouthful of rat poison than to be depressed all your life. 18 years later, you are still a handsome young man.

Here Shen He discovered one thing, that is, he learned things very quickly.

This is probably what is meant by clear thoughts.

After Shen He learned the Wulang Bagua Stick taught by his father a few times, it was engraved in his mind as if he had learned it for decades.

Not only that, Shen He dug out the memories he had learned from his original body. After learning it once, Shen He knew it all. It was because Shen He was a top student in his previous life. Otherwise, how could he have crossed the single-plank bridge with so many troops?

Even if Shen He takes the college entrance examination now, there will be no problem.

There is one problem though, and that is the language.

In his previous life, Shen He studied English and Japanese, but not Su language. But now it’s the opposite. He has to take the Su language test. Tell me, doesn’t it hurt his head?

Just as Shen He was sighing in the mysterious space, the whole space suddenly began to shake.

Shen He felt dizzy again and actually left that space. When he opened his eyes, he found many people standing in front of him.

Who else could the person who comes into view be but the sweet-tongued and sanctimonious Yi Zhonghai?

There were several young men around him, chattering about something.

Shen He might have just woken up at this time, and the sound receiving function has not been turned on yet.

After another round of powerful shaking, someone was so smart that he used a glass of water to hit Shen He in the face.

After a shock, Shen He came back to his senses.

"Wake up, wake up, it's okay, it's okay.

Hezi, whether you can hear me or not, I am your uncle.

The first sentence Shen He heard was what Yi Zhonghai said.

Moreover, Yi Zhonghai waved his hand in front of his eyes.

But I don’t know who said it again.

"Master, at least you're awake now. Otherwise, we would have no chance in this year's Siheyuan competition."

"Ahem... idiot, no one is asking you, just shut your mouth and pretend to be mute for a while, okay?" Yi Zhonghai turned around and said to the person who was speaking in a bad mood.

Shen He instantly recalled a person, Erlangzi, a guy who was even more down and out than himself. He was in his 30s and he would always look around at this shop and that shop, asking people to buy him things on credit.

Why don't you ask him why he doesn't work to support himself?

People say that they once had their fortune told, and the immortal said that he would be blessed with good fortune in this life and would definitely make a fortune. If he could make a fortune, who would still work?

Look, he is opening his mouth and waiting for God to feed him.

To this day, not even a drop of bird droppings has landed in his mouth, let alone bread.

Yi Zhonghai turned his head again.

"Hezi, how are you? I haven't seen you for two days. When I asked your wife, she said you were sick. I saw she was out again, so I was worried that something might have happened to you, so I brought everyone to see you."

Shen He breathed a sigh of relief at this time, "Water, give me a sip of water."

Yi Zhonghai was stunned for a moment, turned around and shouted, and soon someone handed him a broken bowl.

Fortunately, it is now June and the cold water is not very cold.

Shen He was forced to gulp down a bowl of cold water.

what……

Shen He finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the pent-up anger finally came out.

After replenishing the water, the body finally felt a little energetic.

Shen He thought about his previous vomiting. He probably sprayed out all the rat poison he drank, which was why he didn't get hurt.

What a risk, what a risk.

What a vicious woman.

Shen He looked up and didn't see the woman.

"Don't look for her anymore. Are you looking for your wife? She took Xiaodong out early in the morning." Yi Zhonghai said.

Shen He glanced at these people, and many of them had expressions of gloating on their faces.

Yes, family disgrace will spread far and wide.

If something scandalous happened in a family and someone knew about it, within two days everyone in the surrounding alleys would know about it.

Don't doubt the ability of old women to spread information these days.

I guess everyone in this yard knows about what happened in my family.

I guess only Shen He didn't know about it at first.

When he came back before, the old ladies in the yard looked at him with sympathy and gossip.

At that time, the innocent Shen He greeted them with a smile.

Now think about it, bah, what a fool.

Looking at Yi Zhonghai, he said in a hoarse voice, "Uncle, I'm fine now. Everyone has things to do. Let's go back. I've made you worry about me and delayed everyone from coming to see me."

"Hey, every family has a hard time, Hezi, take it easy." Yi Zhonghai patted Shen He, said nothing more, and waved to everyone.

"Let's go, let Hezi have a good rest."

After hearing this, everyone went out.

Shen He even heard a few words, "Hey, if Shen He dies, can we have a feast?"

"Hey, do you think he knows about his wife?"

"Hey, if he leaves like this, will his wife remarry?"

"You're so blind! She wouldn't choose you even if she were to remarry. Look at her figure, her body, her looks. She wouldn't choose you even if she had a child.

You are greedy for someone else's wife, bah... lowly."

"Hey...can you swear you're not greedy?"

"hey-hey……"

Many people immediately started talking nonsense, and gradually after everyone left the house, Shen He no longer heard any sound.

It was finally quiet.

I met a bitch in my previous life, and I met a vicious woman in this life.

Shen He even wanted to dig up his ancestral grave to see what was buried inside. Not only would he, a descendant of the Shen family, be unlucky for his entire life, but he would also continue to be unlucky after being reborn.