Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

"For the first game, I choose..."

At this moment, Su Yan took out a towel, rolled it up casually, put it in his mouth and bit it tightly, then drew out the Thousand Blades, gestured twice, and decisively chopped at his right arm.

There was a "pop" sound.

Blood splattered in the air like a blooming red lotus.

Su Yan groaned, but did not stop, and slashed down with thousands of blades.

The left leg was broken at the root!

In the thigh, the aorta made a muffled "bang" sound, and blood suddenly exploded, spurting several meters away. Yuuri Takishiro was frightened and hurriedly dodged backwards.

"What are you doing?"

Yuuri Takishiro's pupils suddenly contracted.

Su Yan spit out the towel: "It has nothing to do with you, you continue to choose."

The game has begun and cannot be stopped. The balance of the 'rules of the game' begins to fluctuate again, but this time, as the challenger cripples an arm and a leg, the weight of the force confrontation begins to sink.

But the sinking speed is very slow.

It’s simply because the two gold-plated entries and the one fiery red entry that has never been seen before are too heavy.

Su Yan wiped the cold sweat from his head, a green light flashed, and he took out a thick stack of test papers from the ring and placed it in front of him.

There is also a bunch of miscellaneous toys: a Kongming lock, a sixty-six-ring chain, an eighty-eight-level Rubik's Cube, and an 8888-piece puzzle.

"Five Years of College Entrance Examination and Three Years of Simulation", "Ten Major Problems in the World", "Mathematical Olympiad", "Hodge Conjecture"...

The test papers and books were all bought by Su Yan in advance and prepared to give to Yang Jin as birthday gifts.

The toys are Nezha's gifts.

I didn’t expect that I would use the item before sending it out.

I have such a miserable life... Su Yan sniffed, trying hard to hold back his tears, activated the "Rat", then picked up the 88-level Rubik's Cube with one hand and started to spin it frantically. In a blink of an eye, he had restored the scrambled Rubik's Cube to the same color.

"Haha, what's an 88-level Rubik's Cube? It's too easy!"

"Sixty-six links, boring, solved in a second."

Su Yan shook his head in dissatisfaction, took out a pen, pinched it between his toes, and opened the test paper.

"Test paper? I could get full marks using my feet!"

"Full marks, all full marks, how boring..."

"Hmm, this question is wrong. Newton's Second Law? I'll overturn it right now."

"Oh, so boring. I really want to play some exciting intellectual games~~"

Under Yuuri Takishiro's stunned gaze, the Rubik's Cube in Su Yan's hand spun rapidly as if possessed, and the colorful cubes turned into blurred streams of light between his fingers. Looking down, the snow-white test papers at his feet poured down like a waterfall, and they were all full-mark test papers.

But somehow, this shocking scene is filled with the feeling of a miserable life.

At this moment, the balance of the 'rules of the game' suddenly tilted.

It's not under his control at all.

Yuuri Takishiro blurted out:

"Force, the first game I chose was a fighting game."

Chapter 437 Give You a Princess

In mental competition, mental arithmetic is a core skill.

If someone can easily master an 88-order Rubik's Cube, his mental arithmetic ability must be extraordinary. Such a person must be the pinnacle of brain games.

With just this one move, Su Yan has tipped the balance of the game towards a 'force showdown'.

If you add that he can turn the Rubik's Cube with his right hand while holding the pen with his right foot, he can complete more than a dozen full-score college entrance examination papers in an instant, and even correct Newton's second law.

Although it looked very crazy visually, Yuuri Takishiro had to admit that this opponent had the strongest brain he had ever seen.

Considering that Su Yan was missing an arm and a leg, and was still bleeding while turning the Rubik's Cube, his lips were turning white and his whole body was bleeding, it seemed as if he might die in the next moment.

At this moment, Libra has the highest chance of winning, so it naturally chooses the game of force!

But the next moment after Yuuri Takishiro gave the answer.

He then knew he had been fooled.

Su Yan threw the Rubik's Cube away and kicked away the real college entrance examination questions. A mysterious wave gathered on his body, and new arms and legs grew out just like that. The whole process did not even take half a minute.

"My dear left hand, you are finally back." Su Yan kissed his left hand and said excitedly:

"Without you showing off, I don't know how I'm going to live the rest of my life."

Yuri Takishiro was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and smiled, "Big Brother, I think you've successfully tricked me into falling into your rhythm. You're amazing. You've found my loophole in such a short time."

Su Yan smiled proudly and said, "Hey~ Don't talk nonsense, boys don't have any loopholes, boys only have handles."

Yuuri Takishiro: ???

I don't understand. This big brother speaks so strangely...

Yuri Takishiro pretended to understand and nodded: "Well, then, our first game officially begins. Since it's a game of force, the rules are simple. Big brother, do you know what King of Fighters is?"

Su Yan nodded: "I understand a little bit."

Yuri Takishiro seemed to have found a like-minded friend and asked in surprise, "Big Brother, you actually understand? Who is your favorite character in the series?"

Su Yan: "Mai Shiranui."

Don’t all men like Yagami?... Yuuri Takishiro was stunned for a moment: "Why?"

Su Yan hesitated for 2 seconds and said, "Big."

Yuri Takishiro looked at him in confusion: "What else?"

"White."

Yuuri Takishiro was even more confused: "And...what else?"

"White and big!"

"..."

Yuri Takibai didn't know why, but he suddenly didn't want to play King of Fighters anymore. He was silent for a moment, then forced a smile and said, "Brother, you play Street Fighter..."

"Chun-Li!" Su Yan said firmly.

No, did I ask... Yuuri Takishiro's mouth twitched, and he didn't want to play Street Fighter anymore. He said no more and decisively activated his gaming ability:

"A force game. We decide the winner in one round. Death or surrender will end the battle. The name of the game is [Brave and Dragon]."

As he spread his palms, the world around him suddenly began to distort. The bright reality gradually faded, its outlines blurred into chaotic blocks of color, and then collapsed into flickering pixels.

Su Yan did not resist during this process. When the picture stabilized, Su Yan found himself standing on the top of a castle. Yuuri Takishiro below the castle had turned into a pixelated little man.

It has a large head, a signature two-head to body proportion, and white square hair that is almost as tall as its body.

It instantly reminds people of the protagonist image in classic pixel games.

"A hero and a dragon? He's a warrior, so I'm the dragon?"

Su Yan stepped on the green pixel grass, ran to the lake, and looked down.

In the reflection of the water, a cross-eyed red dragon suddenly emerged, its round eyes like light bulbs were wide open, its teeth were pointed, two large dark nostrils were dragging a long string of snot, and a purple tongue drooped from the corners of its crooked mouth.

Su Yan tried twice and found that he couldn't retract his tongue at all.

"..."

"No, am I normal? If I'm not mistaken... I should be a mentally retarded dragon?!"

At this moment, a sharp female voice sounded from the castle watchtower behind him, making Su Yan's eardrums buzz.

"Help~~~~Help~~~~"

Turning around, I saw a woman in a pink pixel dress and a golden crown tied to a cross, screaming at the top of her lungs.

It still has the classic two-head body proportion.

Su Yan was stunned for a moment, then flapped his wings and ran over.

"I am indeed a mentally retarded dragon, I can't fly at all..."

Su Yan looked down at the pixelated woman who was only the size of his thumb and asked anxiously, "If I'm not mistaken... you are a princess?"

"Oh, damn dragon!" The woman yelled at Su Yan, saliva flying:

"Don't even think about taking over my body. My hero will come to save me. He'll ride on an elf unicorn, blessed by the giants, and wield the strongest sword forged by the dwarves. He'll chop off your head, bathe in dragon blood, and become the strongest hero. Finally, after taking away your treasures and becoming as rich as a nation, he'll marry me in a grand wedding!"

Nima, listen to what you say, is this human language...

And I don’t understand why a dragon must occupy the princess.

Let’s talk about the aesthetic issue first. Shouldn’t a dragon be excited when it sees a female dragon? Why is it excited when it sees humans?

Furthermore, the size difference between the two sides is so huge, how can one occupy the other's body?

The gun shot out like a dragon, and then the princess exploded on the spot?

Is this really interesting?

Su Yan's two cross-eyed eyes rolled upwards crazily, and he asked speechlessly: "I have no interest in you..."

The princess screamed: "Ah, help~~~"

Su Yan laughed uncontrollably and said, "Scream! Even if you scream your throat out, no one will come to save you!"

Princess: "Broken throat, broken~~"

"Snapped!"

Su Yan interrupted her with a big dick and said angrily, "Don't play this old trick. It's really embarrassing."

At this moment, there was a loud "boom".

The gate that could withstand the siege of tens of thousands of people was blown open by a warrior's casual sword strike. Yuuri Takishiro rode a glowing unicorn and rushed in with a shining golden sword in his hand. The breeze blew his white hair, and golden little stars danced inexplicably around him.

As for Su Yan, he could only stare blankly with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out.