Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

The little girl glanced at Ah Zhu and said tentatively, "Just try a spider leg... okay?"

"No!" Su Yan held his forehead, feeling that his teaching career was sounding the death knell.

Ah Zhu's lips trembled. She hid behind Su Yan, covering her mouth with her hands, not daring to blink.

The little girl pouted in grievance, reached out to grab the broken tail, and stuffed it into her mouth with an "Ah Wuu", her cheeks puffed up like a hamster.

Followed by.

Su Yan watched helplessly as the scales on her broken tail flipped over, and in the blink of an eye, a complete tail grew out again.

"No, how can this grow? Law of conservation of energy?" Su Yan said in surprise.

The little girl smiled sweetly, and a small flame suddenly ignited at the tip of her tail. Then she sat up straight and said:

"Master, please give me a name."

The corners of his eyes, shining with red scales, were secretly raised, looking at Ah Zhu's legs.

"Don't peek at Ah Zhu's legs." Su Yan patted her head.

"Oh."

The little girl agreed with a pout, and began to secretly stare at Ah Zhu's arm out of the corner of her eyes.

Su Yan:.......

I'd better take her out first. Ah Zhu is about to wet her pants... Su Yan comforted the crying Ah Zhu and took the little girl out of the space.

It was already three o'clock in the morning and everything was quiet.

Su Yan thought for a moment and came to the door of Sister Hongying's bedroom.

"Clap clap clap..."

He knocked gently on the bedroom door. Soon, the door opened a crack and a pretty face with sleepy eyes stretched out, looking at him puzzledly with her head tilted.

"Su Yan, what's wrong?"

"Well... Sister Hongying, let me make it clear first, I'm not playing you, I just have something I want to ask." Su Yan scratched his head and asked:

"Do you want a child?"

Hongying had just woken up and her mind was a little confused. She was in a daze for a long time before she came to her senses. She pursed her lips and stared at Su Yan angrily and helplessly.

I've been thinking about having a baby all day!

It’s all Tian Ling’s fault!

Having a child to solidify friendship...so embarrassing!

Seeing Hongying rummaging around with her head down, the experienced Su Yan immediately judged that she was looking for a gun, and hurriedly pulled the little girl behind him and pushed her in front of him.

"Sister Hongying, I'm talking about her. Can you take care of her for me for a few days?"

"Eh? Whose little girl is this?"

The older girl and the younger girl looked at each other, their eyes full of confusion, like two cute little kittens.

"Sister Hongying, she has the same last name as you, and her name is very nice, Hongdou."

..........

Time passes by like a comet's tail.

For the next half month, the days became quietly leisurely.

Team 136 carried out several missions in succession and successfully captured all the [Love Poison Gu] left outside.

Tian Ling's physical condition has recovered well, and her mental state has greatly improved compared to before.

Although Yang Youan still looked stupid, his condition was pretty good. He even had a period of intense mood swings every day...which mostly happened when Su Yan chatted with him alone.

What made Tian Ling feel strange was that for some reason, her brother always wanted to jump off the rooftop, which made her feel baffled.

Although the days are leisurely, they are not boring.

Because Ping Office suddenly gained a lot of popularity.

The original 136th team consisted of seven people: Chen Muye, Wu Xiangnan, Hongying, Zhao Kongcheng, Si Xiaonan, Leng Xuan, and Wen Qimo.

Two newcomers: Su Yan and Lin Qiye.

There are seven new resident foodies: Xiaoqing, Abao, Hongdou, Tianling, Sese, Jiju and Guatai.

There are three new people with extreme social anxiety: Yang Youan, Azhu, and Darkrai.

When there are many people, they eat quickly.

It's already the end of the month.

Chen Muye held the food bill tightly in his hand, and his hands trembled with heartache as he looked at the numbers on it.

Team 136 was already poor, and now they are so poor that they want to go into business and sell something.

......For example, Cangnan’s aquatic products.

How about finding a few illegal loan sharks, lending him a large sum of money, then reporting him and getting him arrested? That way he wouldn't have to pay it back, right? Chen Muye rubbed his chin, lost in thought.

The door opened and Ah Zhu went to open it.

A large group of people were making a lot of noise. Lin Qiye walked in quickly, holding a suona in his left hand, an electronic keyboard on his right arm, and a big bag on his shoulder. He put the bag in front of Chen Muye with a "pa" and laughed.

"Are you packing up the leftovers?" Chen Muye raised his eyebrows.

Lin Qiye's mouth twitched slightly, and he explained, "Captain, take a look before you speak."

Chen Muye opened it and was immediately shocked.

Bundles of brand new, neatly arranged hundred-yuan bills exude a unique scent of ink.

"This is today's earnings! The boss who hired us for the funeral is a truly filial son. He praised my suona playing skills. Plus, our show is so good... Kung Fu Panda, Bamboo Flute, Golden Toad Blessings..."

"The boss was so happy that he gave out a red envelope of 300,000 yuan!"

Lin Qiye's face was full of pride. He raised his head and turned his head. He happened to see Su Yan sitting at the table and raised his eyebrows provocatively.

Su Yan rolled his eyes and sulked.

In the Heping Wedding and Funeral Band, Su Yan was forced to step down as the captain and gave his place to the band's suona player Lin Qiye.

Chapter 214 Master Covers the Sky

Times make heroes.

These days,

Suona is not only needed in funerals, but also in popular Chinese weddings.

Among all musical instruments, suona is the king, and one tune lasts a lifetime.

Nirvana, blowing the full moon.

Harmony and happiness.

Falling phoenix, blowing white things.

Lin Qiye has mastered the three stages of "Hundred Birds Paying Homage to the Phoenix" to perfection. Now he is well-known in the Cangnan circle and has established a great reputation.

——The king of birds, the night king!

The person people specifically requested was Lin Qiye, and in most cases, Su Yan, the lead singer, was given away as a gift on a buy-one-get-one-free basis.

Su Yan was angry today and stayed in the office instead of performing... As a result, the host didn't even notice that someone was missing.

"Just when I was worried about having no money, here comes the money."

Chen Muye smiled happily, took out 100,000 yuan and put it away to use for the office's daily expenses, and divided the rest.

Lin Qiye was the biggest contributor, and he was so happy to get 80,000 that he couldn't stop smiling.

Su Yan's mood instantly improved when he received the 50,000 yuan from Abao.

Tian Ling earned a total of 50,000 yuan from her three exotic beasts. She held the money with mixed feelings, crying and laughing. She laughed and said that the pet clinic had not made so much money in two years, and cried and said that it would be great if Udon and Xie Xie were still alive.

The five evil spirits come out together to perform a "poisonous miasma" for everyone and make a lot of money from them.

That’s not necessary! ...Everyone tried to comfort him.

Lin Qiye walked proudly to Su Yan with eight stacks of money in his arms. He looked over and saw a piece of paper on his desk. There were seven dots on the paper in the shape of a spoon, with the words Tianshu, Tianxuan, Tianji, Tianquan, Yuheng, Kaiyang and Yaoguang written on them.

The surroundings are covered with dense runes, which are mysterious and unpredictable.

"Big Dipper Formation?" Lin Qiye asked curiously.

"Hey, the Night King also knows about the Big Dipper Formation?" Su Yan said sarcastically.

I'm an old hermaphrodite, I have a high resistance... Lin Qiye curled his lips and said indifferently: "Su Yan, have you risen to the level of playing formations now? Can I learn this?"

Seeing that he asked seriously, Su Yan also put away the joking intention and said:

"This is something a friend gave me. Currently, I can only study some of the related concepts, but I can't set up the formation. To set up this formation, at least seven lesser gods must each take a star position and work together. Of course, if it's a Taoist god, they can probably set it up with the help of magic weapons."

Lin Qiye couldn't help but chuckle, "All your friends are animals, either cows or monkeys. Could it be a dog this time?"

Su Yan looked at him expressionlessly and said:

"Yes, yes, you are right. He has an older brother who is also a dog."

Lin Qiye frowned, sensitively noticing that the words sounded a bit sarcastic, but he really couldn't figure out what was wrong.

"This formation isn't the Big Dipper Formation. The Big Dipper Formation is just a general term."

Su Yan tapped the table with his fingers and pointed at the paper to explain, "These seven star positions can form at least dozens of amazing formations in the Taoist tradition, such as the Tianxuan Xingque formation that traps the main and kills the secondary, the Ziwei Yinhe Tianyan formation that kills the main and traps the secondary, the Ni Qixing Burial Immortal formation that is unparalleled in attack, and the Xingsui Quenching Spirit formation that is unparalleled in cultivation.

"The formation you see now is called the Seven Stars Rotating Formation."

Very interesting, it feels like reading a fairy tale novel... Lin Qiye was a little fascinated by what he heard, and moved a stool to sit next to Su Yan and asked:

"What's the purpose of this formation? The word 'rotation' has a sense of time changing."

"You are right, this formation is a space-time formation." Su Yan smiled and pointed at the "Yaoguang" star among the seven stars and said:

"Seven stars form the Dipper, and the handle is Yaoguang. A sage once said: When the handle points east, spring comes to the world; when it points south, summer comes to the world; when it points west, autumn comes to the world; when it points north, winter comes to the world. This formation can reverse the seasons.

"If we use the Eight Trigrams as our foundation, and draw the power of the star Tanlang into the formation at the third quarter of the Yin hour, supplemented by the numbers of the River Chart and the Luoshu, we can form a 99-foot-long 'Time Leakage Vortex' at the center of the formation."