Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

"Isn't it a bad idea to give him a beating? Is this okay?"

"Okay, listen to me. I'll let my auntie beat him hard with a big stick when we get home tonight. If a child of this age is disobedient, he's probably just being rebellious."

"Oh."

.........

Enter the Peace Office.

As soon as I stepped into the underground hall, Si Xiaonan's humming voice came over.

"Captain, I absolutely cannot work the night shift! I have to go back to accompany Sister Hongying at night. There's a wolf at home. If I don't go back, the little lamb will definitely be taken away by the wolf!"

"You're here saying bad things about me so early in the morning." Su Yan rolled his eyes and took the duck leg from Si Xiaonan's duck leg rice.

Si Xiaonan was stunned and yelled angrily: "You dog Su Yan, this is the only duck leg in my duck leg rice, give it back to me!"

"No, this is the price for speaking ill of me."

Su Yan said as he walked towards the training room. Si Xiaonan was scratching him fiercely behind him: "Su Yan, you dog, am I wrong? What did you do last night? Tell me the truth."

"What did I do? Last night, I was pursuing the Supreme Path with all my heart and soul, without slacking off!"

Su Yan has a clear conscience...foot massage is also a way.

"Did you think I didn't see you holding Sister Hongying's hand and moving it around? Didn't you say you were just good friends? How can good friends do that? Aren't you too close?"

You bad boy, the seats on the sofa used to be exclusively for me and the sweet and soft Hongying sister, but now they’ve all been taken away by you.

And he stole my duck legs!

Si Xiaonan glared at Su Yan with a frightened look on his face.

What kind of talk is that? As long as the distance is not a negative number, it is not close... Su Yan raised the duck leg high and said confidently: "Who said good friends can't hold hands? We are not holding hands."

"You...are making excuses. I'm going to fight you!" Si Xiaonan jumped up and tickled him.

"It hurts, if you do this again I'm going to fight back."

"Return it, return it."

"Well, you asked for this, don't blame me for being cruel." Su Yan turned around suddenly, formed a seal in an instant and shouted:

"'Weiyang·Seduction Technique', Leng Xuan's black silk pole dancing technique!"

"puff--!"

At the dinner table, Leng Xuan sprayed a mouthful of soy milk two meters away, spraying all over Wu Xiangnan's face.

Si Xiaonan covered his face with his hands and fled.

"That's not enough, Xiaonan, come back soon. Leng Xuan and I have been to the bathhouse together. I also have a trick called 'Weiyang·Seduction Technique', which Leng Xuan can't escape without."

Su Yan dodged Leng Xuan's two rubber bullets nimbly, rushed into the lounge with a laugh and closed the door.

The lounge has six rooms and two living rooms. It is a temporary resting place for everyone on weekdays. Now, Tian Ling and Yang Youan are confined here by Chen Muye.

In the living room, Hongying and Tian Ling were chatting. They looked over after hearing the noise.

Tian Ling's originally old face has regained its smoothness. She has fair skin and a beautiful face, a small and delicate oval face.

Beside her, Hongying was holding a piece of candy in her mouth and waving at him, her cheeks slightly puffed up, making her look even sweeter and more lovely.

Su Yan went up to him and said with a smile:

"Sister Hongying, have you had breakfast? I grabbed a duck leg!"

Chapter 204 Mu Tou Ying Has Come to Her Head

The training ground of the Peace Office is hidden underground and is never seen from the sun all year round.

However, at the beginning of the design, Chen Muye cleverly used the unique abilities of the earth-type forbidden ruins masters, making the entire venue both practical and creative.

This daily rest bedroom has a curved patio that leads directly to the ground, which cleverly projects sunlight into the room through the refraction of multiple mirrors.

Now, the patio is not open, and the living room is only lit by incandescent lights, lacking a sense of life.

After Su Yan handed the duck leg to Hongying, whose eyes were shining, he turned and went to the next room to look for the switch of the skylight.

He was frightened as soon as he entered the room. Yang Youan, who was standing in the corner, had red eyes and stared at him straight, without moving or even blinking.

Su Yan stared at him for a few seconds, then pointed at the skylight above his head and asked, "Brother Yang Shi, I want to open the skylight to get some fresh air. Are you afraid of the light?"

Yang Youan said nothing, just stared at him.

He should not be afraid, because Tian Ling always took him to bask in the sun before, which shows that he is more like a zombie type, not a zombie type.

Su Yan thought to himself, stretched out his hand and opened the skylight, and the sunlight poured in. Yang Youan's eyelids twitched slightly, then he raised his head, staring straight at the beam of sunlight, and continued to be dazed.

Su Yan's eyes flashed with fire as he looked at Yang Youan, thinking silently in his heart.

Yang Youan's current condition is quite strange.

Among his three souls, "Tai Guang" was forcibly fused with the other two souls, and "Shuang Ling" and "You Jing" protected the light of life that should have been shattered, allowing him to remain in the world in a half-dead state.

This is the principle of refining corpses in Miaojiang.

The miraculous medicine that Tian Ling had spent her entire life trying to collect was made by using a pair of strange insects to experience the joy, anger, sorrow, and happiness of the person who planted the insects, and then absorb the innate essence that had not yet dissipated when the child was born, and finally became a special medicine that could heal the soul.

After swallowing,

Now that the "fetal light", the first of the three souls, has been replenished, it naturally has to regain its rightful important position. Only then was Yang Youan able to regain some of his consciousness.

But that’s all. As long as the three souls are integrated and not separated, Yang Youan will always be stupid.

Even if the "fetal light" is fully restored, it will absorb and assimilate the "shuangling", and Yang Youan will gradually become a crazy monster.

Of course, it is also possible that the "ghost spirit" has been assimilated, and Yang Youan will be transformed into a hard-working and busy sex worker from then on.

Fortunately, the three doses of medicine worked wonders and kept him in a delicate balance. There was a period of time every day when he could regain some consciousness.

Su Yan is not without means to deal with this, and he even has three feasible ideas.

1. Wait for Merlin to leave the mental hospital. With his research on the soul, it would be a piece of cake for him to separate Yang Youan's three souls.

Although Merlin's condition has stabilized a bit now and he no longer shouts about catching jellyfish every day, he is still a long way from recovery. He hides in the mental hospital every day, either playing mahjong or studying postpartum care for sows. We can't rely on him in the short term.

Second, Michael's "Mortal Realm", the power of miracles can make the impossible possible, and it is likely to solve Yang Youan's problem.

Third, just take out the small axe and swing it gently to help Yang Youan separate the three souls.

The first idea has the advantage of being a zero-cost business, as Merlin will come out sooner or later. The only disadvantage is that the waiting time is longer.

The second idea has the disadvantage of being uncontrollable. After all, the complete version of the "Mortal Divine Realm" will only appear when Cangnan is destroyed, but by then everyone's attention will be on the battlefield, and there may not be any extra time to help him.

The third idea is faster and safer, but the small axe is now his biggest trump card, and it is also a trump card that must be retained to fight against future trends. It cannot be used here.

...Just wait and see patiently.

There is less than a month left since the Cangnan incident. If there is no chance this time, we can only wait for Merlin to come out.

Su Yan patted Yang Youan on the shoulder and sighed, "It's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that the opportunity hasn't come yet. You just hold on like this for a while."

After a pause, Su Yan suddenly laughed quietly and said, "I heard from Sister Hongying that you and Tian Ling haven't gotten married yet? Actually, this has its advantages. You are being taken care of meticulously by her every day. She is really taking care of you with her own hands. The red string that Yue Lao tied for you has been replaced with rebar, which is very strong!"

"Think about it carefully, isn't that right? She'll help you rub your butt when you take a shower, and she'll help you hold the water gun when you pee. Wow, that's a huge profit. If someone is willing to treat me like this, I'd be willing to live in a villa and marry a rich woman."

Yang Youan's eyelids twitched wildly, and he slowly looked towards Su Yan: (●—●)

.......

living room.

Tian Ling, who was chatting with Hongying, suddenly looked confused and keenly caught the unusual thoughts in the prince's mind.

Why did the brother have the urge to jump off the rooftop?

...Maybe I was feeling wrong.

Tian Ling subconsciously activated her natal Gu and sensed it carefully.

The prince's emotions were like the wind, coming and going quickly, making them hard to understand. However, Tian Ling could sense most of Hongying's emotions.

Opposite her, Hongying was gnawing on a duck leg with a smile on her face, her pink cheeks puffed up like a cute hamster.

Tian Ling suddenly seemed to be touched by something, and her whole body was shining with a mysterious light.

She looked at Hongying intently, with an expression of disbelief in her eyes, as if she had eaten a giant melon.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Hongying puffed her cheeks and chewed.

Tian Ling pointed at her suddenly and said excitedly: "Xiaoying, you were thinking about men just now! Are you in love?"

Hongying was slightly stunned, a blush appeared on her cheeks, and she said coquettishly: "You are the one who misses a man, don't talk nonsense!"

"Don't try to lie to me. Have you forgotten my identity?" Tian Ling raised her eyebrows, stood up, and said in an excited voice:

"I'm the Peacock Envoy of the Miao Border, responsible for the marriages of the brothers and sisters. Are you thinking about men? My natal Gu can sense it clearly. Hey, you must have been thinking about it just now!"

"Sit down quickly and keep your voice down!"

Hongying's cheeks flushed red, her eyes flickered rapidly, and she hurriedly pulled her to sit down, saying angrily:

"Tian Ling, you've just recovered from the exhaustion of your spiritual power, and your life-defining Gu is also covered in wounds. It's normal for your perception to be wrong in this situation. You must not wrongly accuse an innocent person based on a momentary illusion."

Tian Ling was stunned when she heard this, and a look of hesitation crossed her face.

Indeed, the road to changing one's fate was extremely difficult. Her own natal Gu was almost broken, and she only had vague perception left, which made her feel a little uneasy and uncertain.

Hongying's emotions at this moment were difficult to detect.

Besides, how could the prince, who was so foolish and stupid, suddenly have the idea of ​​jumping off the building?

......It seems that I was wrong.

Tian Ling's face was visibly covered with disappointment. She curled her lips and said, "Come to think of it. Although you are ugly, when you were in the training camp, the men who liked you could circle the entire playground, but you didn't like any of them. You even said that men would affect your shooting speed and you should focus on practicing your shooting skills. How could a wooden person like you even think about men?"

You are the wooden one, and I am the most beautiful woman in the world... Hongying pursed her lips and said with a smile, "You are right, I am the wooden one, so you are not allowed to make blind guesses anymore. I don't know what is wrong with you. You don't care about cultivation at all. You can't even walk when you see others holding hands on the street. What does it have to do with you? You deserve to be deceived!"

"What can I do?" Tian Ling's expression froze, and she said aggrievedly:

"I was destined to be the next Peacock Envoy at birth. My natal Gu has been subtly influencing me since I was little. Whenever I see other people in pairs, I can't help but feel happy too. This feeling is completely out of my control."

"Love brain, or a weird love brain... Your brain stops working properly when you see other people falling in love." Hongying pursed her lips and glared at him unhappily.

"That's better than wooden tassels." Tian Ling said confidently.