Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

"Hiss...Mr. Lin Mei, there's something interesting about your health regimen." Su Yan took a breath.

"Oh? Are you also interested in health preservation?"

"Understood."

Merlin's eyes lit up instantly. "Do you have any unique insights you'd like to share?"

Su Yan pondered for 2 seconds:

"When you go clubbing, you should wear knee pads to protect your knees."

Merlin frowned slightly and thought carefully for a while, then nodded repeatedly and wrote down the notes in his notebook.

You're crazy! How about I book a room for you and you can move in... Lin Qiye had a series of question marks in his mind and quickly intervened.

"Sir Merlin, we would like to use your help to transform the enemy's soul. Is this convenient for you?"

"It's a small matter. I can inject a soul from another plane into his soul, so that he forms a state of two souls in one body, thus affecting his original body." Merlin said confidently.

Su Yan shook his head slightly: "This is not fun. Once the enemy chooses to create another personality, there is a high probability that this part of the soul will be suppressed."

"You also study the soul? Do you have any unique insights you'd like to share?" Merlin showed an interested look.

"I'd like you to help me collect a pure soul. I'll then weave memories onto this soul and fuse them together perfectly. The more complex the memories, the harder it will be to control. This will make the game more interesting."

Merlin thought for a moment, then took a deep breath.

"Can we still play like this?"

Chapter 157 Didn’t you agree not to laugh?

For a legendary wizard, obtaining a pure soul is as easy as pie.

Standing in the center of a magic circle carefully constructed with intricate geometric patterns, Merlin closed his eyes slightly. When he opened them again, he held a pure white soul in his hand.

"This is the soul of a dead unicorn. There's no need to feel guilty."

Merlin threw the soul into the crucible with green bubbles, poured in two streams of purple viscous liquid, and then used a white magic wand to touch Su Yan's eyebrows.

"Just recall the memory you want to weave in your mind. This should be easy for you. Of course, if you need to perform some actions yourself, I can weave this memory more finely."

Could it be that this soul transformation technique was learned at Hogwarts... Su Yan coughed lightly and asked, "Can you see the scene I imagined in my consciousness?"

Merlin nodded and pointed to the crystal ball on the table: "Of course, whatever you think of will appear in this crystal ball."

"...No, you'll laugh at me."

Su Yan glanced at Nix who was sitting on the sofa, and Li Yifei who was eating melon seeds.

It's so embarrassing.

It was really embarrassing to perform such a simple scene in front of everyone, which could be performed by just a few people.

"The night watchmen have received professional training. No matter how funny something is, they won't laugh unless they can't help it." Lin Qiye shook his head.

"Traveling through endless dimensions, I have witnessed countless sights and experienced countless adventures, but few things can stir up the waves in my heart anymore." Merlin said with a smile.

"Father, I am a god and can control my emotions at will." This was Nyx's assurance.

"Great-grandfather, I am blessed with good fortune every day and have long lost the ability to smile." This is Li Yifei's assurance.

Su Yan glanced at them suspiciously and pondered for a moment: "Then I will begin. You must hold back your laughter and don't disturb my thinking."

"Let's get started!"

Su Yan slowly closed his eyes, and familiar images began to flash through his mind, weaving memory scenes with the help of "Wei Yang".

"SpongeBob, let's go catch jellyfish..."

In the crystal ball, a large pink starfish and a yellow sponge walked together, and Su Yan also imitated Patrick's exaggerated body movements.

Everyone smiled knowingly. They had seen this scene before. Merlin had performed it in the yard when he was crazy. Although it was very funny, they could hold it in.

The images in the crystal ball continued to switch, various images kept flashing by, and Su Yan also made synchronous movements.

As time went on, everyone's expressions gradually began to change and their breathing became rapid.

"Hey hey hey hey hey yo, big cotton-padded jacket and two cotton-padded pants even if the temperature is minus 40 or 50 degrees!"

"puff--"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha--!"

".....What happened to your promise not to laugh? I'm not recording this anymore!!"

"No, two more paragraphs..."

......

Jinnan Mountain.

The two of them slowly opened their eyes and regained clarity.

“Hahahahahahaha, uh…”

Lin Qiye's wild laughter suddenly stopped, and he smirked as he pushed the Thousand Blades Demonic Blade away from his neck.

"I'm not laughing at you, I just thought of something happy."

"How happy! Is it happier than forgetting to search the body and losing millions?" Su Yan asked with a dark face.

Lin Qiye: ...

Putting away his long sword, Su Yan jumped to a high place and looked around. The Yuan siblings were nowhere to be found, but a hole with a diameter of two meters appeared in the open space a hundred meters ahead.

Looking down from close up, it looks like a huge bottomless pit, leading straight to the dark depths of the earth, which is unfathomable.

And this location is exactly where the Flame Vein Earth Dragon is marked on the map.

The Night's Watch would never tolerate the existence of this Flame Vein Earth Dragon that could break through to the 'Boundless' realm at any time, especially since it was secretly lurking underground in Cangnan and could bring immeasurable disasters and casualties at any time.

To eliminate it is the ultimate goal of the Night's Watch this time.

"It seems that they have entered the depths of the cave. Are you ready to go in?" Su Yan glanced at Lin Qiye.

Among the tasks assigned by the top management, the task of the new recruits and Team 136 is to lure and kill the believers of the Ancient God Church. As for going deep underground to kill the Flame Vein Earth Dragon, it is not within the scope of the rookies' responsibilities.

In the eyes of those above, although Su Yan and Lin Qiye showed extraordinary talents, they were still just fledglings that had not yet fully spread their wings.

Lin Qiye thought for a moment, his face solemn. "I can carry Nyx's soul once, so I should have no problem protecting myself. Can you?"

"I have no problem with that, but if you decide to go ahead, you need to clarify your goals."

Su Yan picked up a branch and drew two circles on the ground. He wrote "dragon" and "sea" in each circle, and then wrote Yuan Gang and Yuan Jing on the side. He said directly:

"The known underground enemies include a peak-level Sea Realm Flame Vein Earth Dragon and a Sea Realm member of the Ancient God Church.

If there are no other variables, Instructor Yuan Gang and Sister Yuan Jing will be able to unite and fight against them. Our main task down there is to poke holes in their butts and launch sneak attacks. We will make as much money as we can!"

Then find an opportunity to kill the Flame Dragon. I need its corpse, and you need her body."

The word "poke ass" is so perverted, can you change it... Lin Qiye's mouth twitched, and he asked doubtfully:

"What do I need her body for? Is it going to chat with old men and old ladies?"

Su Yan thought about it and shook his head: "Probably not."

"Then I don't want it. The mental hospital is already a mess, and I don't want to add to the population."

Su Yan rolled his eyes, and the "Sheep of the Year" activated, sending him a picture of a woman with red hair and vertical pupils, a plump figure, a cold temperament, a dragon tail and a pretty face...

Lin Qiye's face darkened, and he pondered for 2 seconds: "She's hired!"

The child has really grown up and started to be interested in women.

Su Yan nodded and smiled, "But you have to calculate the time to grab the head. The Flame Vein Earth Dragon's own defense is very strong. She is also at the peak of the 'Sea' realm. With your explosive power, it will take some effort to break through the dragon scale defense."

Lin Qiye nodded and asked doubtfully, "She's so pretty... No, she's such a powerful helper, don't you want her?"

"It's already a mess where I am." Su Yan sighed sadly and waved his hand.

A little boy with a confused look on his face suddenly appeared in front of them, with his back to them, holding his head, and looking around in panic.

"Azhu, stop sleeping. Come out for a walk. Your limbs are almost atrophied from lying down."

The little boy breathed a sigh of relief when he heard Su Yan's voice. He transformed into a small spider and climbed down the cave.

After a while, Su Yan received the spiritual information sent back by Azhu in his sea of ​​consciousness.

"It's safe, let's go down."

Chapter 158: Washing feet is useful.

Outside the No. 1 Village Command Post, dozens of military vehicles were lined up in an orderly manner.

The six-hour rescue operation was suddenly interrupted. The command post issued an urgent order for all personnel to withdraw to Camp No. 1 and enter standby status.

Although the recruits had doubts in their hearts, they all obeyed the orders and acted quickly.

People with sharp minds have already noticed the unusualness of this operation. Despite such a large-scale mudslide disaster, no casualties were found in the ruins. The entire rescue process was full of the meaning of a drill.

But...exercises are good, they're just a little tiring and hard, as long as no one actually dies.

Two young men met unexpectedly next to a military supplies truck.

Cao Yuan was stunned for a moment, his head full of questions: "Shen Qingzhu, why are you carrying a pig?"

In the darkness of the night, Shen Qingzhu came towards him with a bent over back, and there was a huge pig's head on top of his head, which almost made him misunderstand that his brother was possessed by a pig demon.

When I looked closer, I saw that it was Brother Zhuai who had tied a pig to his back with a rope. The pig's head was just on top of his head, and the two pig's hands were on his shoulders.

"Well, we salvaged some supplies. The villagers worked hard to raise such a pig, so it's good to be able to make up for the losses a little."

Shen Qingzhu looked at the relaxed recruits around him, listened to them quietly discussing the exercise, and complex emotions flashed in the depths of his eyes.

This is not a drill... I have friends up ahead who are secretly fighting their hardest.

He shook his head, trying to dispel the gloom in his heart, looked at Cao Yuan and pondered for two seconds before asking:

"Why are you carrying a pig on your back?"

Cao Yuan sighed, his face filled with despair. "He sprained his ankle. I walked over 20 kilometers before I carried him out."

"Brother, are you polite?"