Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Baili Pangpang and Li Jia shuddered at the same time and touched the goose bumps on their arms.

"What are you looking at?" A face suddenly popped up from behind my shoulder, expressionless and with a faint voice.

“Fuck! Ouch!”

On the hillside, Lin Qiye covered his nose, and two lines of blood flowed out uncontrollably.

Lin Qiye: (Fuck you)

Baili Pangpang: m(_ _)m, I’m sorry!

......

"Enemy number one has been killed and is returning to the team."

Su Yan raised an eyebrow: "Got it, it took sixteen minutes and thirteen seconds...Su Qiye."

"...The signal is bad, I'm hanging up first!"

Zizizizi, the call was disconnected.

Inside the military tent, everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"I want him!" Yuan Jing pointed at the screen firmly.

Su Yan smacked his lips: "Sister Yuan, special team."

Yuan Jing rolled her eyes and almost blurted out "FUCK":

"Did your Cangnan team save the galaxy in your previous life, but now some evil monsters appear?"

Leng Xuan frowned and put on a cold expression, trying his best to suppress the corners of his mouth that wanted to curl up.

"Next, it's his turn."

Looking at the slowly moving red dot at the location of Village No. 6, Su Yan pondered for a moment:

"Send Team Four directly..."

No one answered.

His expression suddenly froze, and he looked at Leng Xuan and Yuan Jing beside him.

The two people were clearly very close to him, sitting next to him, but Su Yan could not feel their presence at all at this moment. It was as if as time passed, the two people were gradually fading out of his world and disappearing into thin air.

The wind stopped, the rain stopped, and the world seemed to be paused in an instant.

Su Yan's eyes were sharp as he scanned the surroundings, his gaze resting on the entrance of the tent.

At this moment, there stood quietly a tall man in a black tuxedo with narrow, almond-shaped eyes.

Her long hair falls like a waterfall, gently draped over her shoulders.

She gently shook a crystal clear goblet in her hand and gazed at Su Yan gently, as if she was admiring a precious work of art.

His eyes met Su Yan's, and he nodded slightly, smiling politely:

"Hello, Agent Fuxi, I am [Yiyu]."

Su Yan suddenly realized and looked him up and down, and couldn't help but laugh:

"I can't believe people still dress like this in this day and age. The last time I saw someone dressed like this was at a temple fair, when someone was performing a live defecation show on stage. Could that be you?"

The corners of Yi Yu's mouth slowly curled up into an arc, and that smile seemed to be carefully calculated, neither too ostentatious nor losing its arrogant nature.

"Whatever you say, stupid low-class people will never understand the elegance of aristocrats. I never care about other people's opinions, let alone a dead person."

He deliberately slowed down his movements, and his gestures were full of deliberateness, as if he was performing a well-rehearsed drama on stage.

Su Yan's scalp tingled as he watched, and he felt uncomfortable all over. He couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"Oh~~ An elegant nobleman would never do such a rude action." Yi Yu slowly pointed at Su Yan, spun the wine glass and drank the red wine in it.

"An elegant nobleman?"

Su Yan rolled his eyes and said, "What the hell are you pretending to be, Chen Erniu?"

puff--!

He instantly spat out the red wine two meters away, his face flushed and his neck thickened, and he almost coughed his lungs out:

"Fuck, how did you know?!"

Chapter 148 The Ungraceful Chen Erniu

Chen Erniu, the defense is broken.

His name, which he thought was funny, was revealed by a stranger without even giving him any time to prepare.

Her elegant demeanor vanished in an instant, and her mind was in a state of confusion.

The first thought that flashed through my mind was how did he know?

The second thought must never be known to anyone.

?A name to a noble is like the feathers of a cardinal, only a gorgeous name can highlight one’s status.

It is also like the elegant tuxedo worn by a gentleman, representing taste and grace.

Once your name becomes widely known, what's the difference between you and a pheasant that has been stripped of its feathers?

At this moment, Yiyu felt as if she were in the warm steam of a bathhouse, naked in front of Gou Gou, who was being scrutinized and evaluated by a group of hunky men, some of whom were even sighing and shaking their heads...

"No, I have to kill him!"

He suddenly woke up and killed the person to silence him and eliminate the trouble forever!

He had originally prepared a lot of nonsense, but his eyes suddenly became cold and ready to go.

"Hey, are you trying to silence me?" Su Yan was startled and took a step back.

"Then I'll tell you, I've written this secret in my diary. Once I die, the Night Watch will definitely look through my belongings. By then, everyone will know your name is Chen Erniu!"

Yi Yu was obviously stunned, and a look of pain gradually appeared on his face.

You must be kidding me. Who would write a diary these days... Yi Yu narrowed his eyes:

"Boy, you want to trick me?"

"Why would I lie to you? I've had the habit of keeping a diary since I was a child." Su Yan didn't dodge, looked him in the eye sincerely, and said:

"If you don't believe me, just kill me. Let the whole world know that your name is Chen Erniu. When you return to the Ancient God Church, your president will greet you warmly: 'Erniu is back? How many people did you kill today? Oh, Erniu, you are awesome!'"

When your followers see you, they will bow and say, "Welcome home, Master Erniu! Master Erniu is awesome."

Su Yan looked up at him and advised: "You can't even look at the word 'awesome'. Whenever you hear it, you feel like it's scolding you."

"Have you said enough?!"

Yiyu's face was gloomy, his fists were clenched tightly, his knuckles turned white from exertion, and the goblet in his hand turned into powder in an instant.

He stared at Su Yan, but he really didn't dare to take action.

Suddenly, I felt a sense of powerlessness, as if my arm was broken and someone was pulling my pants off while walking on the street.

Yi Yu took a deep breath and asked slowly: "What do you want?"

Is he crazy? He came to kill me and asked me what I wanted... Su Yan thought for a moment and said solemnly: "How about you perform a split for me, and this matter will be over."

What if I perform the splits for him and he lies to me... Yi Yu thought for several seconds with a gloomy face, then raised his eyebrows and finally reacted.

Is this a question of whether to do the splits or not?!

Damn it, I've been led astray. This is not gentlemanly at all!

"Control him first and make him hand over the diary."

Yi Yu's eyes were deep, and his figure suddenly appeared beside Su Yan, covering his head with a single palm.

"Wei Yang."

Su Yan smiled, a gleam of fire flashed in his eyes, and the scene before him shattered like bubbles.

The next second, he was still sitting in front of the large screen, and only a moment had passed.

Yuan Jing was stunned for a moment, and her figure disappeared instantly, leaving only an afterimage.

"Roar--!"

The roar of a tiger is as powerful as thunder.

Looking into the distance, Yuan Jing's figure was shrouded by the shadow of a colorful tiger that was dozens of feet tall.

Chasing a fleeing shadow at a very fast speed?

Su Yan formed his hands into trumpet shapes and suddenly shouted:

"Chen Erniu, it's dark and the road is slippery, be careful not to hit the tree!"

The black shadow suddenly stumbled while running, was slapped on the back, and slammed hard into the tree trunk next to it. After bouncing a few times, it barely managed to stabilize its body and fled in panic.

"Who is Chen Erniu?" Leng Xuan looked puzzled.

"A disgusting beast." Su Yan casually changed the subject and pointed at the big screen again:

"Retrieve information on enemy number three."

Liu Bo, 36 years old, Class A wanted criminal, Forbidden Ruins [Ultrasound], Sichuan Territory......

So this is the ability. No wonder he could hold out for so long... Su Yan frowned slightly, then relaxed and pointed to a green dot:

"Connect Captain Thirteen."

Leng Xuan looked in the direction of his finger and asked doubtfully while typing in the command, "Team 13 is separated from the battlefield by a large mountain. They need to take a detour of seven kilometers. Under such road conditions, it will take at least an hour."

"It's okay, he doesn't have to take a detour."

The voice was connected, and it was Shen Qingzhu's voice that sounded. The first sentence made Su Yan a little confused.

"Su Yan, thank you."

Su Yan opened his mouth strangely and said, "I gave you a tough job and you still say thank you? I didn't expect your attribute to be 'M'?"

Shen Qingzhu was not annoyed, and said calmly: "Li Jia showed me the note. Although I am not sure what you calculated, based on my understanding of you, you would definitely not do such a meaningless and boring thing. No matter what you helped Li Jia with, as your eldest brother, I have to say thank you to you from the bottom of my heart."

That's because you don't know me well enough. I was just bored and wanted to show off... Su Yan looked solemn and said in a deep voice: