Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

I didn't expect that sleeping on the floor would bring me unexpected gains.

Baili Pangpang always told him these things on weekdays, but he really didn't understand and was always stunned by Pangpang.

What about the fact that he could read a thousand words at the age of three, was wet when he was five, was familiar with the five classics of wet books at the age of seven, and was proficient in wet poems and songs at the age of eight? Lin Qiye started from his own experience and always felt that something was wrong.

Not to mention that he can't remember anything when he was three or five years old, but he can barely remember a little bit when he was eight years old. He was clearly just a little kid, so how could he be as fierce as a tiger?

But Baili Pangpang said that people are different. Some people are gifted and are born as ferocious as tigers.

It turns out it's all just bragging.

Take advantage of every opportunity.....Ahahahaha!

At this moment, Cao Yuan suddenly sighed leisurely: "Liking someone means wanting to see her, wanting to make her happy, wanting to stick together... When we are together, I just want to hold her in my arms. She knows everything and is willing to teach me, and I am willing to learn slowly."

What a lustful monk who is trapped in a pig cage!

What kind of vicious words were these? The other three people were so frightened that their eyebrows twitched.

No wonder this guy likes mature, plump, and preferably intellectual women who have had a partner before...

"Master Jinchan's teaching content is so wild?" Su Yan couldn't help but complain.

Cao Yuan said happily, "I figured this out myself."

Baili Pangpang was silent for a while, then he coughed and asked again, "Brother Su Yan, Cao Yuan, how can I know whether a girl likes me or not?"

Su Yan was stunned for a moment, and was very much looking forward to the answer to this question.

Yes, how can I know?

Su Yan unconsciously sat up a little and tucked the corner of the quilt in. "Logically speaking, people from a wealthy family like yours should find love easily, right? How do those people in your family do it?"

Baili Pangpang pondered for a few seconds: "They are all gifts. If she accepts it, does that mean she likes it too?"

"Hmm?" Su Yan's eyes lit up:

"What kind of gifts are usually given? Does giving weapons count?"

"When giving a woman a gift, of course you have to cater to her preferences." Baili Pangpang recalled carefully:

"If she wants a home, we usually give her a few buildings, and if she likes gold, we give her a gold mine..."

The three of them were silenced by Baili Pangpang's words. After a long time, Su Yan finally came to his senses and asked leisurely:

"Is there anything a little more normal?"

Baili Pangpang thought for a moment, clapped his hands and said with a smile: "I have an adopted son at home. He used to like a girl, and that girl especially liked small animals."

"Girls who like small animals are great. They are all kind people. What kind of gifts do you usually give them?" The three of them immediately became interested.

Baili Pangpang stretched out his hand and began to count his fingers:

"For example, Land Rover, Jaguar, Hummer, and Bugatti Veyron."

Su Yan: (￣ω￣;)

Cao Yuan: (ー△ー；)

Lin Qiye: (◎_◎;)

"Go to sleep, this topic is really crazy!"

The four of them felt they had talked enough and went to sleep.

five minutes later.

The sharp and loud whistle echoed wildly in the barracks, immediately causing wailing.

The four of them began to put on their clothes with tears in their eyes:

"Fuck you!"

Chapter 128 Pink Piggy Bank

“I’m so sleepy…”

Although Su Yan and Lin Qiye had a thrilling vacation these days, they were always busy and fighting.

But I get enough sleep, so I can still hold on even if I don't sleep for a night.

Baili Pangpang was different. Apart from running for his life, he was always on the road ready to escape. He didn't sleep for more than ten hours in four days. He was so sleepy that he dozed off unconsciously.

Shen Qingzhu was walking in front and turned around to see the familiar group of four.

Baili Pangpang walked at the front of the team with big strides, his eyes tightly closed, his mouth slightly open, and his snoring was as loud as thunder.

Behind him, Su Yan was holding a piggy bank in his arms and chatting animatedly with Lin Qiye and Cao Yuan.

"Brother? Come on, come on."

When Su Yan looked up, he happened to see Shen Qingzhu and waved with a smile.

"I'm not called Brother Zha... Can you please stop calling me by a nickname?" Although Shen Qingzhu walked over, his face looked a little depressed.

Su Yan glanced at him and said sarcastically, "Is it a problem that everyone calls you "Brother Zha"? In this huge camp, who can be as cool as you?"

"When did I pull it?" Shen Qingzhu tried to resist.

"That time in the car, you stood up with your hands in your pockets and shouted, 'Xu Lingwei, I like you'." Su Yan pondered for two seconds and looked at Cao Yuan:

"What was the content of the following conversation?"

Lin Qiye secretly said that it was not good, but his attempt to stop him was not as fast as Cao Yuan's quick words.

"I don't like you, I like Lin Qiye." Cao Yuan recalled.

Baili Pangpang suddenly stopped walking and sleeping, and instantly no longer felt sleepy. He waved his hand and said, "It's okay. If you don't like me, it's your loss. You don't even know. Marry me tomorrow... Wuuuuuuuuuu!"

Shen Qingzhu couldn't hold it in any longer, her face flushed with embarrassment, and she pressed Baili Pangpang's mouth with her life.

"When you kill him, can you please not take me with you?" Lin Qiye said with deep sorrow.

"Definitely next time."

Su Yan handed the piggy bank in his hand to Lin Qiye and asked, "Pick one quickly, and then let Brother Zhae pick one too."

After the "Hai Pig" was activated, Su Yan owned this piggy bank.

The cute pink piggy bank has mysterious patterns carved on its round body and the Chinese character "亥" (hai) engraved on its white belly. It is cute yet mysterious.

A remarkable man like my ancestor might also have a girl's heart, Su Yan muttered to himself for a long time.

Every other day, a "Zodiac" coin will be produced in the pig jar, and every other week, a "Bagua" coin will be produced. The most valuable "Soul Fire" coin requires him to actively consume the campfire to generate it.

At this time, the jar was full of "Zodiac" coins, but there were only more than twenty "Eight Diagrams" coins.

Lin Qiye put his eyes close to the coin slot, shook the jar and looked inside for a long time: "I want a "Kun Gua·Earth" and a "Chou Niu".

Su Yan nodded. "For now, you can only use [Ugly Ox] tenfold, but don't use it together with [Starry Night Dancer]. I'm afraid you'll kill yourself with one punch."

"Don't I still have a Kun Gua·Earth? Shouldn't I be able to use "Eternal Life" once?" Lin Qiye asked.

Su Yan quickly shook his head, and said with lingering fear, "That's not necessarily true. Even though I've strengthened my body many times, I almost exploded when I beat the Nanda snake demon. If I die too quickly, "Eternal Life" will be useless."

"Forget it, let's get rid of the Ox and switch to the Rooster."

Lin Qiye thought about it and decided to listen to the advice. Although he really wanted to try the effect of 25 times [Starry Night Dancer] combined with 10 times [Ugly Bull], it would be too funny if he really killed himself.

Lin Qiye felt that his mental strength had been consumed by almost half.

The pink pig opened its mouth and spit a gold coin into his hand.

The front is engraved with "Kun" and the back is engraved with "Earth".

At the same time, with a 'ding' sound, a dark gold coin appeared in the piggy bank, engraved with the words "Darkest Erosion".

Lin Qiye took a short break and took out another "Rooster". A shining "Mortal God Realm" gold coin also appeared in the piggy bank.

"Cao Yuan, you take one too."

Cao Yuan took the little pink pig and picked it up for a while, then exchanged it for an "ugly ox" and left a pitch-black "Black King Slash" coin in the jar.

Shen Qingzhu waited expectantly for a while, and when it was finally her turn, she came over excitedly:

"Su Yan, are these coins limited? Can I exchange them for more?"

Su Yan handed the piggy bank to him and said, "No, you only have one forbidden ruin, and the limit is one. You can only take the next one after you use one."

Shen Qingzhu looked at Lin Qiye:

"Qiye, how could you take two?"

Lin Qiye glanced at him and said: "I am the agent of the two gods, and I have two god ruins."

...Damn, you’re pretending!

Shen Qingzhu's mouth twitched, and he carefully searched through the piggy bank, and also chose a "Rooster", leaving a "Qi Min".

Sure enough, human beings’ yearning for flying is ingrained in their bones.

Su Yan checked the piggy bank and found that he could also use the coins left by Lin Qiye and the others. Although they were all low-end versions, they might have miraculous effects if used properly.

Shen Qingzhu's "Qi Min" can break the "big wind disaster", which is a miraculous effect.

Cao Yuan's "Black King Slash" crushed the Black King's Black Fire... but it only had a certain amount of strength and recovery blessing, which was still okay.

The best is still Lin Qiye’s "Mortal Divine Realm"!

.....After all, this thing is used to peek into underwear, and it is really hard to guard against.

While they were chatting, the freshmen had already gathered on the training ground.

The instructors were dressed very neatly and walked onto the stage one by one without saying a word. Standing at the front was Yuan Gang with a solemn expression.

Unlike in the past, they all had medals on their bodies, and Yuan Gang had the most medals on him.

Pale red sparks, light blue starlight, deep blue stars.

Su Yan knew the names of these medals, but he had only seen the pale red Starfire in person.

On New Year’s Eve, Lao Zhao brought this medal to have the New Year’s Eve dinner.

When he was drunk, he kept mumbling while touching his medals, saying that he hoped to have medals hanging all over his chest in his lifetime...

"Lin Qiye, for rescuing the extremely high-risk individuals from the Forbidden Ruins in dire straits and eliminating the Ghost-Faced King in the 'Chuan' region, is awarded the Spark Medal. He also rescued over fifty recruits from a missile attack and killed Han Shaoyun, a follower of the Ancient God Cult. He is awarded the Star Medal!"