Douluo, what? I became Tang San's father

As Xiao Fei spoke, Tang San felt a warm current, and then he heard Xiao Fei's voice.

"What else?"

“No…I don’t want to do this anymore!”

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Chapter 114: Soul Skills That Can Only Be Used Twice in a Lifetime

Blink of an eye, another week has passed.

Under Flanders's dog-licking coaxing and persuasion, Liu Erlong and Yu Xiaogang also forgave Flanders for what he had done.

Although Flanders didn't know what he had done wrong, as long as Erlongmei could forgive him, it would be fine.

Moreover, except Ning Rongrong who did not eat the magic grass, all the Shrek Seven Devils are Soul Masters. Dai Mubai even successfully broke through level 50 and became a Soul King within a week.

Now Shrek's team is extremely strong, with two Soul Kings, four Soul Masters, and an isolated level 35 Soul Lord.

The thing that made Yu Xiaogang happiest was that he had recovered his body today. As long as he absorbed one more soul ring, he would become a level 30 Soul Master.

Not long after, Flanders transformed into a four-eyed cat-owl and flew back, bringing with him a soul beast that had just broken through a thousand years old and had its limbs broken and its jaw torn.

"Xiao An, this is a thunder beast that has just broken through a thousand years old. It can summon thunder attacks, and its age is just right. You should absorb it, Xiao An."

In order to restore his image in Erlongmei's eyes, Flanders put in a lot of effort to catch the Thunder Beast.

This kind of soul beast will only appear near a place rich in thunder elements. There are few places rich in thunder elements, let alone this thunder beast.

"Well, put it on the ground."

Liu Erlong glanced at him indifferently and nodded casually, indicating that Flanders could leave and that she would not care about what happened a few days ago.

"Well, I'm going to go train the little monsters first."

Seeing that he was not welcome here, Flanders did not say much and could only silently wish Erlongmei happiness.

After Flender left, Liu Erlong threw the Minglei Beast to the ground with a cheerful smile on his face. He looked at Yu Xiaoan and said, "Xiaoan, quickly kill this soul beast and absorb its soul ring."

"it is good."

Yu Xiaogang was so excited when he thought that he was finally going to break through to the Soul Master level that he couldn't even hold the knife steadily. He stabbed it into the heart of the Minglei Beast with trembling hands.

As a purple thousand-year soul ring rose, Yu Xiaogang hurriedly adjusted his mentality, but the joy of the impending breakthrough made it impossible for him to stabilize his emotions.

The oppression of being a great soul master for decades and being called a waste for decades is something that ordinary people cannot understand.

Pulling the thousand-year soul ring to his body, the jade anus began to absorb it.

With Liu Erlong guarding around, Yu Xiaogang was not afraid of any accidents.

He was a little careless. After all, how difficult could a thousand-year spirit ring be? It was still several hundred years away from the limit of 1760 that he set.

Just at the critical moment, Yu Xiaoang was suddenly struck by lightning, let out a scream, and blue arcs of electricity appeared on her body.

“Sizzle!”

As Yu Xiaoan's ecstatic sound came, in just a few seconds, Liu Erlong started rolling his eyes in shock before he could react.

A foul-smelling liquid and a sticky, fecal-yellow substance also flowed out from below, which was caused by incontinence due to the electric shock.

"Little anus!"

Looking at the still twitching little anus, Liu Erlong was eager to have sex with her. Just as he was about to start, he was electrocuted and suddenly withdrew his hand.

Seeing that she couldn't stop it, Liu Erlong could only pray secretly that Yu Xiaoang could hold on.

"Hold on, little anus."

Yu Xiaoang was twitching and spraying at this time, and she couldn't control it at all. Fortunately, Flanders and the Shrek Seven Devils were not here, otherwise Yu Xiaoang would be too embarrassed to stay in this place.

"Hold on...Ah ...

Before she could finish her words of persistence, Yu Xiaoang was electrocuted and began foaming at the mouth. Before she passed out, she used all her strength to say to Liu Erlong, "Hurry up and grab me, help me share the burden, I can't bear it anymore."

After saying that, he didn't care whether Liu Erlong heard it clearly or not. In order to save his life, he grabbed Liu Erlong's arm.

"Uh ahhh!"

Liu Erlong was a Soul Saint after all, and a thousand-year-old soul beast could only make her feel a tingling sensation.

But who wants to be struck by lightning for no reason? Isn't that masochistic?

But when he saw Yu Xiaoang fainting in pain, Liu Erlong grabbed Yu Xiaoang's arm tightly to help share the pressure.

After a while, 90% of the lightning power contained in the soul ring was shared by Liu Erlong, and Yu Xiaogang was barely able to absorb it successfully.

Yu Xiaogang was awakened by Liu Erlong while in a daze. Then he felt that his soul power had broken through, and hurriedly summoned Luo Sanpao to confirm.

Only when a purple soul ring appeared did Yu Xiaogang finally feel relieved.

I have become a level 30 Soul Master!

Because he had lost a lot of soul power from the soul rings during the process, Yu Xiaogang was only a level 30 soul master, and he didn't level up after absorbing the soul rings.

"Xiao An, you finally woke up."

Seeing that Yu Xiaoan was fine and had successfully broken through, Liu Erlong shed tears of excitement. Xiaoan was finally freed.

"Xiaogang, what is your third soul skill?"

Although Yu Xiaoang was covered in foul odor at this time, she didn't care at all and stood with her hands behind her back.

His tone was filled with suppressed excitement, and the third soul ring on his body lit up. The spell suddenly appeared in his mind, making Yu Xiaogang unable to help but shout it out.

"Three blasts of thunder and lightning, the sky collapses and the earth collapses!"

As Yu Xiaogang recited the spell, his face suddenly turned dark. What the hell is this?

Didn't he already have a farting spirit skill for a while? Why was this still a farting spirit skill? Where was the lightning element in his spirit ring?

Before Yu Xiaogang could put on the mask, she saw that Luo Sanpao's body suddenly doubled in size, except for his belly.

"not good!"

Yu Xiaogang suddenly felt something was wrong and was about to escape, but it was too late.

Boom! Boom!

A powerful air wave spread out from the grove, spreading out in all directions. Even the entire Shrek Academy could hear it clearly.

"What's going on? Is there thunder on a sunny day?"

The people from Shrek Academy all looked up at the sky. The sun was shining brightly, and there was no sign of thunder at all.

Then he left in boredom.

Liu Erlong, who was at the center of the explosion, was in a miserable state. Her whole body was blown into pieces. Her small body could not withstand it and she was blown away.

The entire grove was no longer suitable for staying in. The foul odor all around scared away all the birds and animals.

"Xiao An, where are you?"

Both of them were hit directly, and they couldn't open their eyes due to the smoke. They could only keep groping based on the sound. Finally, Liu Erlong seemed to be tripped by something.

Suddenly I heard a cry of "ouch".

On the ground was the little jade anus that was blown away.

"Is that you, Xiaoan?"

When Liu Erlong heard the noise, she immediately started groping on the ground.

"Ouch, you stepped on my foot."

Yu Xiaogang let out a scream, slowly crawled up from the ground, grinning, and as soon as she opened her eyes, tears streamed down her face from the smoke.

"Let's get out of here."

They couldn't stay here anymore, so Yu Xiaogang and Liu Erlong groped for each other and finally left the grove after stumbling and struggling.

It was a long time before he opened his tear-blurred eyes.

"Ahem, this soul skill will hurt the enemy by a thousand but hurt myself by ten thousand. What use is there for me?"

Yu Xiaogang knelt on the ground, muttering to himself. He had just discovered that Luo Sanpao's fart was so smelly and loud that it only happened once every fifty years.

There are only two chances in a lifetime. He just released it. He needs to accumulate for fifty years for the next time. By then, he will probably be buried.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and Yu Xiaogang couldn't help but roar to the sky.

"Do not!!!"

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Chapter 115: The wicked Ning Rongrong attacks, and the friend only wants million

"Xiao An, you have to cheer up."

Liu Erlong looked at Yu Xiaoang, who had lost her mind, worriedly, grabbed Yu Xiaoang's arm anxiously, and advised her earnestly.

"Move aside, I need some quiet time."

Yu Xiaogang shook off Liu Erlong's hand. At this moment, he no longer had the vigor and vitality he had before, and looked haggard.

There was no light in his eyes, he paused with every step, and felt an infinite sadness in his heart.

What use was there for him to have this third soul skill? Wait another fifty years to fart loudly? And then kill himself when he was already half buried in the ground?

"Xiaogang, have you forgotten what Xiaosan said? Your aptitude has also improved. You may be able to break through to the Soul Sect in the future."

Liu Erlong was afraid that Yu Xiaoang could not bear the stimulation and would run away again, leaving her behind. She was also a cheapskate and insisted on being with Yu Xiaoang.

But he still underestimated Yu Xiaogang this time. He was now eager for the Shrek Seven Devils to participate in the Continental Soul Master Competition and win the championship. As the team leader, he would go to receive the glory of the first team.

I'm afraid Yu Xiaogang will be beaten to death. Now he doesn't want to leave. This is the only way to prove his great theory and prove that he is not a waste.

"Yes, I can still practice, and I still have a chance to obtain the fourth soul ring."

Yu Xiaogang's originally dead eyes suddenly burst into a bright light, and she said with certainty: "Yes, I can still practice. When the time comes, the fourth spirit ring must be chosen by me personally."

When Yu Xiaogang thought of his third soul skill, his face fell. Obviously, he thought that Flanders had deliberately found this thunder beast to play a trick on him.