Copy of the reckless man: I can see the status bar

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"You've killed the Demon God of Samsara, and you're just here to make fun of me?" The Apostle of Samsara said a little speechlessly, "Do you know how powerful the Demon God of Samsara is? He can change the physical laws of Blue Star with just one thought. You can beat him with an egg! Can you go somewhere cool later?"

"Let me ask you, after your reincarnation is reopened, will the Demon God of Samsara himself be reset?" Lu Wenwu asked.

"How is it possible? He can't do such a stupid thing."

The reincarnation apostle was helpless, but since the other party was Lu Wenwu, he still explained patiently.

"However, after I restart, his memory will be refreshed, and all the demon gods' memories about us during this period will disappear. I have done experiments on this, and only the latest 'history' will be transformed into him. their memories.”

"It seems that this is the inherent rule of the law of time and space. Even the Demon God of Reincarnation cannot violate it. It is one of the few things that he cannot control. Of course, if he wants, he can perform regional time retrieval to correct his memory."

"How are you afraid of it? How can you know if you don't try it?" Lu Wenwu looked contemptuous. "At least I can do it over a hundred times. At worst, I have to go through the process all over again."

The reincarnation apostle suddenly fell into deep thought.

It seems that Lu Wenwu is right?

Lan Shan and the Apostle of Light were already numb at this time.

The two normal people present could not get involved in the thoughts of these two mentally ill patients.

What's even more difficult to bear is.

Each of these two is stronger than the other, and they can't beat them, so they can only listen to them.

Exhausted.

The reincarnation apostle thought about it seriously for a while, thought that Lu Wenwu's words were reasonable, and decided to agree.

So, he said: "Okay, let's give it a try. But after I reopen and return to the time when we met before, how can I quickly make you trust me? I don't want to get beaten again."

"That's easy." Lu Wenwu waved his hand, "Next time you see me, just say, 'Fifth brother, I want to eat egg-filled pancakes,' and then hand me five yuan. Remember, it must be five yuan, not No more, no less.”

"This is the first time I have seen such a strange trust code." The Apostle of Samsara muttered, "So, are you ready to challenge the Demon God of Samsara? Don't count on me. All my abilities are given by Him. I am with Him. There is an ordinary person in front of me.”

"Come directly! I will face Him head on!"

The fur turned into flame patterns, and the black fire of disaster rose.

Lu Wenwu was extremely arrogant, his fighting spirit was constantly brewing, and his momentum soared into the sky.

The two normal people present looked at each other and sighed at the same time.

These two are ready to reopen and wait for death.

Especially the Apostles of Light.

She is the one who best understands the power of the devil.

Even if it was just the projection of spiritual thoughts in her body, it was impossible for Lu Wenwu to defeat her.

Not to mention the body that gave blessings and curses to the reincarnation apostles.

"Hey, how are you going to call the Demon God of Reincarnation?" Lan Shan asked casually, "If he doesn't come, do we not have to fight?"

"Impossible, He will definitely come!" The reincarnation apostle smiled slightly, "I have already mastered enough tricks to summon the devil."

Lan Shan shrugged and spread her hands, gesturing for him to start performing.

The apostle of reincarnation stood up, cleared his throat, and immediately began to curse!

"The Demon God of Reincarnation is looking for an old wall lamp. I drew up something to pull a coin, and I quickly rolled it over to him and licked my buttocks. Do you hear me? You're too late, and your wild father will hang it for you directly on the street lamp No. 3 at the intersection with the seven wolves." An invincible spinning top that will turn you into a horse."

The filthiness of the words that the reincarnation apostle kept spewing from his mouth put even Lu Wenwu, a high-intensity abstract player who has been swimming in various "cesspits" all year round, to shame.

This guy actually cursed like this for more than half a minute.

There is not even a single sentence repeated in it.

It can be seen that after reopening it so many times, it has accumulated a rich vocabulary.

I don’t know whether it was a coincidence or the crazy scolding of the reincarnation apostle finally had an effect.

A wave that made Lu Wenwu feel extremely familiar appeared from the body of the reincarnation apostle.

Before anyone could see clearly what was going on, an uncertain shadow appeared in front of them.

"I'm in a hurry again."

The shadow opened its "mouth".

The strange language echoed, and Lu Wenwu relied on his understanding of the language of all things to directly understand what the other party was saying.

Lan Shan didn't understand.

It seems that the system did not translate it for her.

The strange thing is that the Apostles of Light didn’t seem to understand either.

Lu Wenwu speculated that perhaps this was because the Dimensional Demon Gods were not a single species, but were formed by the final cultivation of creatures from different species.

"You fucked me, can you move away from this dead horse? Don't let this disgust your dad all day long! That groove thing is so fucking unlucky!" The reincarnation apostle immediately broke through his defenses and started again. Crazy output.

The shadow remained unmoved and just "looked" at the surroundings with another kind of power.

Lu Wenwu stared closely at the newly appeared shadow and activated his Eye of Insight.

[Dimension Demon God·Time and Space Divine Sense Projection (???)]:? ? ? /? ? ?

【Current status】:? ? ?

This time the launch was successful.

It can be considered a successful analysis.

But the Eye of Insight did not analyze almost any information, but only determined the true priesthood of the Demon God of Reincarnation.

Time and space!

At first glance, it sounds very high-end, and it is usually the standard equipment for the protagonists of online novels.

There is even a jingle in the ancient supernatural and apocalyptic web articles that says, "Time is revered, space is king. Destiny does not come out, cause and effect is king."

Although the abilities of the protagonists in the new era of upgrading online novels are still the same, they are basically not so awkward anymore.

Except for a certain Poseidon who likes to be surrounded by his own mother.

He still likes to make some jingles that reach the center of the earth from time to time, or resurrect his lover.

"Interesting little guy, are you trying to spy on me?" the Demon God of Samsara said with great interest.

"No, I'm just looking at it openly." Lu Wenwu said confidently, "Besides, I want to fight with you, what do you think?"

The projection of the Demon God of Reincarnation was stunned.

Ever since He became the Demon God, it has been a long time since there has been a creature like Lu Wenwu who was clearly still a mortal but dared to challenge Him.

And

The other party, a mere mortal, actually understands the ancient language of his own ethnic group?

What a strange thing.

"You? Challenge me? Hahahahahaha, are you serious?"

The Demon God of Samsara suddenly felt a little interesting, even amused.

What might that feeling be like?

It's like an ordinary human three-year-old child with a snot-filled nose holding up a plastic sword and saying in an arrogant voice that he and Ultraman Leo would "discuss life and death".

The difference between the two is so great that the challenged party will not feel offended at all.

Just want to laugh.

But whether it was a disdainful smile, an amused smile, or a kind smile, it's hard to say.

Lu Wenwu answered very seriously: "Yes, I want to challenge you."

"Interesting and courageous."

The Demon God of Reincarnation became even more interested.

"No matter what you challenge, I will accept your challenge. And, as long as you can tie with me, you will win. If you can beat me, I can also agree to a request that is not too excessive."

The Demon God of Samsara seemed to be easy to talk to, but in fact his words were full of arrogance and disdain for Lu Wenwu.

He didn't think that Lu Wenwu, a mere mortal, could defeat him, even if it was a draw.

Just kidding, he is the dimensional demon god who controls infinite time!

Time and proficiency mean nothing to Him!

As long as he wants to, he can easily practice any skill to the point of crushing mortals.

It is simply ridiculous to use the limited life of a mortal to challenge the endless time of the Dimension Demon!

Lu Wenwu said calmly: "My request is very simple. I challenge you. According to the rules you just mentioned, if I win or draw, you have to lift the curse on the reincarnation apostle. In addition, In addition, you are not allowed to interfere or interfere with this world in any way."

The three people present, one dog and a demon god, just listened to Lu Wenwu's ramble for nearly half an hour.

Among them, Lu Wenwu’s request was actually very simple.

The rest are all patches to prevent the Demon God of Samsara from taking advantage of the loopholes during the challenge and after the game, and to ensure the safety of himself and others in the future and the fairness of the challenge process.

". Above, I need you to swear an oath to your priesthood and sign a devil's contract with me."

Lu Wenwu finally finished the patching, took out a blank devil contract, and started compiling and branding it on the spot.

This thing was a friendly gift from Kashan's father last time, and Lu Wenwu had a bunch of it in his hand.

At that time, the old Balrog said that the two parties could cooperate more in the future. After the communication needs were negotiated, it would be enough to go directly to the devil's contract and send it to him. It would be faster to send mail from the human world to the abyss.

The advantage of the devil's contract is that the thing itself is notarized and supervised by the Abyss as a whole.

Once signed, not even the real gods, let alone the person who made the contract, can break it.

Even the top demons who have entered the realm of gods are still keen on using demon contracts to sign transaction contracts.

According to Kashan, because the devil's contract is too binding, after the Abyss opened up cooperation with the outside world, the devil's contract has even become one of the most profitable export projects of the abyss, and is sought after by many life forms and races.

The Devil's Contract of the Abyss and the Devil's Contract of Hell have become the two most binding universal contracts.

Many demons with poor living conditions will work part-time to make demon contracts when they have nothing to do, and sell them to merchants who come to the abyss to purchase goods to obtain resources for cultivation and survival.

It was precisely because of its reliability that Lu Wenwu dared to patch it here with confidence to prevent the Demon God of Reincarnation from finding loopholes.