Zongman: The post-2D era

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Feng Feng nodded and took out a wishing sticker.

"This is a wishing sticker. As long as you educate all the students in the first grade, class one, you can get married in three years!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka subconsciously reached out for the sticker in Fengfeng's hand, but Fengfeng dodged it.

She picked up the teacup and took a sip, her tone a little shaken.

"Do you think a weird sticker can convince me?"

"I just don't want to get married. It's not that I'm over 30 and no one likes me and I can't get married..."

Feng Feng handed over a tissue, and Shizuka Hiratsuka took it and wiped the corners of her eyes.

"Xiao Jing, you are still like this. It's okay if you are over 30 and still not married. If you really can't, just spend money to find a man and get a marriage certificate!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Hiratsuka Shizudan threw the paper into the trash can next to Fengfeng.

"My husband must be young, rich, handsome, mature, and able to cook."

Feng Feng chuckled, and it was precisely because of this that Hiratsuka Shizuka still longed to get married.

"Xiao Jing, the wishing stickers in my hand can make your wishes come true!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka took another sip of tea and began to think seriously.

"I can be the teacher of Grade 1, Class 1, but there is a condition!"

"Hikigaya Hachiman is also going to be my student. I want him to have a fair, head-on competition with you!"

Feng Feng was drinking tea, and this time it was his turn to be silent.

It would be interesting if the Great Teacher was a classmate. However, he didn't want to get involved in the emotional entanglement of Oregairu again.

"What? Are you scared?" Shizuka Hiratsuka started to provoke her without any concealment.

Feng Feng looked at Shizuka Hiratsuka in front of him, raised his cup and drank up the tea in it.

"Xiao Jing, if you care so much about Hikigaya Hachiman, why don't you just marry him!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka said hello and stood up to add more tea for Fengfeng.

"I just want you to sort out your already tangled feelings. You've already fallen into it, and it's too late to escape now!"

"You're right!" Feng Feng said, moving his eyes away from Hiratsuka Shizuka's chest.

"Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka, I may hurt Hikigaya Hachiman to pieces after he enters the first grade class one. Is that okay?"

"You should know how unfair and despairing it is for an ordinary person to fight against a god!"

Hiratsuka Shizuka nodded and took the opportunity to take the wishing sticker that Feng Feng had placed on the table.

"After three years, if Hikigaya hasn't changed and hasn't found a girlfriend, I'll use this sticker to make a wish for him!"

"This sticker seems to have been torn from a sticky note book. Is it really as magical as you say?"

"Who knows!" Feng Feng said and stood up.

Shizuka Hiratsuka took the wish sticker, which meant she signed up to be the teacher of Class 1, Grade 1.

At the gate of the manor, Rikka Takanashi was chanting a spell loudly in a childish manner.

The manor gate opened under the control of artificial intelligence.

Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at Rikka's chuunibana look and nodded with a smile.

Rikka Takanashi waved her hands and ran towards Feng Feng, shouting. When she saw Hiratsuka Shizuka, she became more obedient.

Behind Feng Feng, she whispered to him.

"Who is this enlarged version of Yukinoshita? Her mother?"

"Little girl, who do you think is Yukinoshita Yukino's mother? I'm the homeroom teacher of Class 1, Grade 1. Remember not to be late tomorrow, Monday, otherwise..."

Hiratsuka Shizuka said this with a meaningful smile.

Liuhua shuddered and hid her body behind Fengfeng.

"Goodbye!" Shizuka Hiratsuka stood up gracefully, waved, and walked towards the door.

Feng Feng waved his hand and listened to Rika come up with a new middle school nickname for Hiratsuka Shizuka.

During lunch time that day, Rikka was much quieter, not as noisy as usual.

Feng Feng knew that the person she cared about was her girlfriend Chizuru Mizuhara whom she met yesterday.

"Rikka, I have a girlfriend and that won't change!"

The light in Liuhua's eyes completely disappeared. She said "oh" and lowered her head to eat in silence.

Feng Feng, however, stretched out his hand to her seriously and spoke some immature words in a dignified voice.

"Rikka Takanashi, the relationship between us is not just a normal relationship between a man and a woman. In the memory that you have forgotten, we were partners together in another school in the previous life..."

Liuhua's eyes suddenly lit up, and she stood up and burst into laughter.

The second-year conversation returned to the dining table in the manor.

At night, on the rooftop of the manor, Hoshino Aihun sat on the railing looking at Rikka's bedroom.

"Do you really think that Chuunibyou is alright?"

Feng Feng jumped up and sat on the guardrail more than ten meters above the ground.

Hoshino Ai glanced at Feng Feng beside her and leaned her head on his shoulder.

"Every girl will experience her first love, and first love is often accompanied by bitterness and memories of hiding under the quilt and crying!"

"I am looking forward to what kind of youth story you will show them."

Feng Feng looked at the bright moon in the sky and remembered the famous saying of Hiratsuka Shizuka.

This world is neither correct nor has a clear way to interpret it.

"Hoshino Ai, this world can't be restored to its original state, are you okay?"

Hoshino Ai stood on the guardrail and started practicing ballet.

"I will protect my children and help them get a number and enter Liberty College when the time is right!"

"But, you have to build the framework of the Free Academy first, and then I will take action when I feel like it!"

She said and disappeared.

In the grand manor, under the bright moonlight, a young man sat on the rooftop railing, his figure seemed lonely and...

Chapter 367: Oregairu, 012 Hikigaya Hachiman

June 6th, the way to school in front of the manor

Hikigaya Hachiman muttered to himself and looked at Feng Feng and Takanashi Rikka.

"Youth is a lie, a sin. Those who sing praises of youth are always deceiving themselves and those around them! Ha!"

Hikigaya Hachiman looked at Feng Feng again, picked up his schoolbag and took out a number plate 012.

That evil teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka insisted on sending him to some free academy.

Feng Feng and Rikka were playing a Chuunibyou battle game and glanced at the "Great Teacher".

Hikigaya Hachiman is worthy of being the "Great Teacher", he is so good at self-consolation!

"The young people always look at everything in their environment positively. As long as the word youth is involved, no matter how common sense or social common sense is, they will find a way to distort it!"

At the school gate, Hikigaya Hachiman glanced at Feng Feng, the middle school student with a second-year syndrome.

"For them, lies, secrets, sins, and even failures are nothing more than the spice of youth!"

"If failure is a sign of youth, then am I not in the state of youth when I fail to make friends?"

After saying this, Hikigaya Hachiman gave up on greeting Feng Feng, turned around and walked into the classroom with his schoolbag.

As the school bell rang, Hikigaya Hachiman entered Class 1, Grade 1 as a transfer student.

Heike Shizuka strictly rectified the discipline during off-duty hours and appointed Yukinoshita Yukino as the discipline committee member.

After the morning class, there was a lot of noise inside and outside the classroom, and their free campus life was gone forever.

Hikigaya Hachiman raised the corners of his mouth and took notes confidently.

"You deserve it, those Chuunibyou girls. You've got to feel the horror of the Hiratsuka Demon Lord, right?"

Yukinoshita Yukino walked up to the podium seriously and began to reiterate the new classroom rules once again.

Hikigaya Hachiman said "oh" and looked at Yukinoshita Yukino on the podium.

"This long-haired, flat-chested beautiful girl looks like a serious and responsible person. In the class environment, such a person will definitely be disliked by the students."

At noon, Hikigaya Hachiman took out the loving bento made by his sister.

He watched in amazement as everyone ate lunch together. For the first time, he felt that there seemed to be something different about this school.

After school in the afternoon, Shizuka Hiratsuka called the two of them.

"Why didn't your two, as the only two male students in the first grade class, mix together?"

Hikigaya Hachiman hummed and glanced at Feng Feng.

"Teacher, this guy is a chuunibyou. We can't get along."

Shizuka Hiratsuka held the folder with one hand and scratched her head with the other.

"Why are you adolescent kids so troublesome!"

She took the folder and knocked on Feng Feng and Hikigaya Hachiman's head.

"You two, follow me to Yukinoshita Yukino's service club!"

"We firmly refuse!" Feng Feng and Hikigaya Hachiman refused in unison.

After they finished speaking, they looked at each other and turned their heads away together.