We humans are so awesome.

"This is too expensive!" Don Juan was embarrassed and politely declined. "How can I accept such... It's not good, right?"

Grena laughed loudly and waved her hand proudly, showing her tyrannical spirit: "Hey, it's nothing, just a small thing worth tens of thousands of dollars, and your name is engraved on it."

"Wow, really?" Don Juan pretended to be surprised and happy, but he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed inside.

A gift with a name engraved on it is like a woman with her ex-boyfriend's name tattooed on her body. Its value will drop by at least two or three levels, and it will be difficult to sell it.

Never mind, it's better than nothing...

He turned over the portable magic power storage mobile terminal and quickly found a line of words.

"As expected, you really put a lot of effort into it, Ms. Grena! Let me see, 'To the handsome Maureen'..."

Maureen?

"Oh, I got the wrong one."

Grena remained calm and took out the items from the dimensional bag one by one. Soon, the table was filled with a variety of gift boxes.

"This one is Brandon's, and this one is...ah, I found it, yours is here!"

Grena showed no embarrassment at all, so it was Don Juan who became embarrassed and even began to hesitate whether to accept the gift.

Fortunately, the waiters came soon and placed the cooked barbecue on the table.

Lamb kidneys, ten pieces.

Chives, twenty bunches.

Oysters, two dozen.

Geoducks, ten.

……

Something is wrong!

The magic circle built into the restaurant brought cool breezes, but Don Juan's forehead was still quickly covered with sweat.

The fact that these things don’t taste good is the least of the problems; the symbolism is just too strong!

Is it...

No, maybe I'm just overthinking! This is just a fan caring about his health, nothing strange!

Don Juan was trying to convince himself when suddenly an indescribable shape appeared in front of him.

Those were the two oysters that Grena pushed over. They were tightly stuck together, the tender meat seemed to be still beating slightly, and juice was slowly seeping out from the gaps.

"Eat more. Only when you are full will you have strength... hehe."

What can you do with the energy?

After receiving the flirtatious glance from Grena, Don Juan no longer had any room for fantasy.

This is too much!

He is a seven-foot tall man, a promising young man with a bright future. How could he bow down and lower his hips for a few pieces of silver?

Don Juan's face changed and he slammed the table and stood up: "I'm sorry, Ms. Grena, I sell my art but not my body!"

"Don't be so hasty to draw conclusions." After being rejected, Grena kept smiling and said, "I'll show you something good. After you see it, it won't be too late for you to refuse."

Good stuff? Even if he had two more portable magic storage terminals, he would never let his body suffer!

However, to Don Juan's surprise, Grena did not continue to seduce him. Instead, she leaned forward, reached out her hand, and slowly unbuttoned the buttons under her collar.

...It's bad enough to insult his character, but now you're even tarnishing his taste?

Don Juan was so angry that he would rather go to the zoo to find a dog-headed man than be seduced by the woman in front of him...

Wait, what is this?

"did you see it?"

"...I see, Ms. Grena."

It's not about seduction, but about showing one's identity.

In that greasy pile of fat lurks a hideously deformed monster.

The upper body is divided by the waist and is that of a beautiful female human, with a sword in the left hand and a whip in the right hand. The lower body is that of a wolf spider covered with appendages, with its ferocious mouth wide open, as if it is grinning.

Although it's just a tattoo, it makes everyone who sees it feel uncomfortable.

There is also a "D" engraved next to the tattoo.

It is the symbol of Zhuoer.

Don Juan sat back obediently.

Chapter 10: A Mistake

As the saying goes, he who knows the times is a hero. Don Juan was not afraid, he just made a wise choice.

He believed that any devil in such a situation would do the same thing, or even worse.

That's Zhuoer!

Although the drow race was actually extinct after being conquered by the devil's army due to their strict requirements for choosing a mate, their ideas have been passed down and widely spread in various planes.

Now devils can be drow, demons can be drow, and humans can also be drow.

With spider demon tattoos on her body, she is considered an elite among the drow, either a high-ranking priest or a matriarch, and can call the shots even in the mortal world where her influence is slightly weaker.

Monsters of Don Juan's level are totally unqualified to compete with her.

"That's right!"

Grena was content. She leaned back in her chair with her head held high, glancing at the devil in front of her with her peripheral vision, her contempt and greed undisguised.

"You now have two choices: be raped by me!"

"Or, I'll sue you for rape!"

Don Juan could not accept either of these.

As a publisher, he is a public figure of some kind, well-known in the magic network and has many fans.

However, as long as you are labeled a rapist, all the praise will turn into ten times the curse.

Once the rumor spreads, Don Juan's career will suffer a devastating blow due to the spread and influence of the magic network.

Unless you can prove your innocence as quickly as possible.

But Grena was well prepared. Under the effect of the magic ball, Don Juan could not obtain any video or image. So who could prove that he had no ill intentions?

Although doing such a thing in public may sound a bit sensational, the devil's audacity is a well-known fact!

As for keeping silent...

His small body cannot withstand the opponent's destruction.

"Make a decision quickly, my patience is limited, sweetheart!"

Don Juan heard Grena's impatient urging voice, but he didn't care and smiled proudly.

"I'm afraid I'll disappoint you, ma'am."

"……what?"

"I cannot accept either of these two options."

"...How dare you disobey me, a drow?" Grena's face turned pale, she simply couldn't believe her ears.

She has been through hundreds of battles and has never failed. How could a mere devil get the courage to refuse the favor of a high-ranking drow?

Don Juan drank the wine in front of him, then dipped his glass in the oyster juice and wrote a string of URLs on the table.

"Before you get mad, I want you to read this first, ma'am."

Grena took out a portable magic power storage mobile terminal and logged into the website. Soon, her expression changed from anger to shock and realization.

"I see……"

"exactly!"

What Don Juan provided was the website of a medical institution in Hell, which contained the medical records of countless patients, including his.

【Name: Don Juan】

【Sex: Male】

[The patient is conscious, of appropriate age, has no perceptual disturbances, no hallucinations, is self-aware, and says he has no interest in the opposite sex]

[Diagnosis: Homosexuality]

How could a gay male devil possibly rape a human female?

Grena's threats had no effect on Don Juan at all, as he was already invincible.

Of course, Don Juan's sexual orientation is absolutely normal, and the diagnosis was obtained for him in advance by his creditors, the Pony Brotherhood.

Now that Hell's economy is in recession, countless straight men have entered the GV circle, but many viewers cannot accept this kind of fraudulent behavior. For this reason, the Pony Brotherhood can only spend a high price to forge identities for their employees.

Although Don Juan had not yet officially joined the company, he also enjoyed this treatment.

Grena raised her head and let out a long breath: "It turned out to be like this, I didn't expect it... It's great!"

"No way, it's natural. Wait, what did you say?"

When Don Juan was surprised, he saw Grena lightly stroke the portable magic storage mobile terminal with her finger, and suddenly wisps of green smoke escaped from her body, wrapping her whole body tightly.

It is to remove the spell effect.

He also recognized the spell - Transfiguration (Light Version).

In modern society, Transfiguration, a spell that poses a serious threat to social stability, is strictly controlled and its release is prohibited without approval. However, Transfiguration (light version) can be used at will.

Compared to the original spell that can transform into other races or even other creatures, Polymorph (Light Version) only has the function of slightly adjusting appearance.

But why did Grena remove her makeup at this time?

In the blink of an eye, the smoke dissipated and Grena's appearance appeared before Don Juan's eyes again.