Zongman: Starting as a Prop Master

Zongman: Starting as a Prop Master Author: xxx

After traveling to the world of Soman, Ichinosuke obtained a system that can extract Doraemon's items.

Superpower training box, interest compounding bank, bamboo dragonfly, arbitrary door...

Originally everything was normal, and Ichinosuke was living a happy life.

However, after picking up a sad loli, the effects of the props seemed to become more and more strange.

Magic butt, this thing seems to be a mold of the human body. In addition to its normal functions, it seems to have some alternative uses.

In addition to speeding up or reversing the flow of time, the Time Baggage can also repair damage to objects, such as repairing film.

Suddenly I realized it, and my mind was opened up.

As a result, Ichinosuke's life became more and more exciting, and his daily life became more and more organized.

"Xiao Ai, don't use the magic paintbrush to draw my elephant, and don't change its shape! What, you said it's your exclusive item, oh, that's fine."

"Miyano..

Chapter 1: New Life

"here it is?"

In the pitch-black environment, a vague murmur sounded:

"I remember, I probably, it seems, it seems, maybe, possibly, um, it should be GG."

In the dim light, a petite figure struggled to turn over.

The narrow environment made it extremely difficult for him to turn over.

The crowds around him made it almost impossible for him to move.

At the same time, there was a warm feeling around the body, as if the whole body was soaked in hot water.

Feeling the sensations coming from around his body, the figure in the dark couldn't help but shudder.

"Wait, this kind of narrow space, with my whole body immersed in warm water, I can't breathe through my nose, but I don't feel suffocated..."

After a pause, the figure in the darkness seemed to suddenly realize.

"Could this be the legendary feeling of being in the mother's womb?"

The figure in the darkness pondered thoughtfully.

At the same time, there were sudden cries of pain from women and concerned voices from men outside.

Everything seemed to confirm his guess.

He seemed to have been reincarnated as a fetus.

A month passed in the blink of an eye.

Kasukabe, Futaba General Hospital.

inpatient department,

Ward 502,

In the crib, Nohara Ichinosuke looked at the baby beside him who was waving his limbs actively with a complicated expression.

I sighed silently, feeling mixed emotions.

only because,

The name of the baby next to you,

His name is Nohara Shinnosuke.

He was his younger brother who was born a few minutes later.

From the current perspective, he seems to have traveled through time, and seems to have traveled to the world of "Crayon Shin-chan".

Whether it is to travel to the "Crayon Shin-chan World" or a comprehensive anime world, we will have to wait and find out later.

Looking at Shin-chan with an unhealthy smile, it seemed as if the Meng Po soup was diluted with water.

Ichinosuke felt a little weird.

These days, time travel is becoming more and more casual.

At the beginning, the great gods relied on strange phenomena such as the nine stars in a row, the red sky divine thunder, and the cosmic wormhole to travel through time.

Then, the Che Che clan began to attack.

Like trucks, trains, dump trucks, baby carriages, and cars, the ways in which time travelers die are becoming more and more varied, saving lives, committing suicide, losing control, drunk driving, silencing witnesses, overloading, in short, there are no two ways alike.

Later, the power grid followed suit.

There are power strips leaking electricity, electronic products exploding, screens being punched through, cola, instant noodles, and tea cups being knocked over, soup flowing into the host power strip and short-circuiting. Anyway, the culprit is the 220V residential electricity.

Then, with the development of time and the progress of society.

The ways of dying are much more casual and more pleasing to the eye, and you will be happier before dying, such as over-masturbation, sudden sex, or dying first while holding a gun and mounting a horse. Anyway, it is much more pleasant than a car accident.

Finally, probably because they couldn't find a suitable way to die, the way they died became simpler and more humane, such as touching the electric door, peeing on the electric door, squatting on the toilet, and wearing it with the door open...

In a word, it is popularized and simplified.

Anyway, there is nothing that the author cannot write, as long as you can't think of it.

Of course, Ichinosuke's own way of traveling through time is absolutely different from those glamorous girls.

Before traveling through time, in order to find inspiration for his anime, he opened a dozen anime at the same time and started watching them.

After using a broken computer that has been used for several years and opening so many applications at the same time, the result is natural.

It didn't take long before the computer froze. It was completely unresponsive and I couldn't even move the mouse arrow.

Ichinosuke was so angry that he slapped him.

There was a loud explosion, lightning flashed everywhere, everything was shattered, and everyone died...

Are you kidding? How could it be possible? Computers don't explode that easily.

Even if there is a current leakage, it is not easy to electrocute someone with the air switch.

Ichinosuke just got his finger pricked by a rusty wire on the table, and a few drops of blood came out, but it was no big deal.

It's just a minor wound. There's no need to rush to the hospital or do anything exaggerated like a farewell hug.

I wrapped it with a tissue, waited until the bleeding stopped, cleaned the blood stains and then ignored it.

Afterwards, Ichinosuke removed the battery, restarted the computer, and resumed his hard work of typing.

As for that minor wound, he, who claimed to be a tough guy, had long forgotten about it.

As time went by, the performance of the novel did not improve.

The minor wound that he had previously ignored began to worsen.

His fingers began to become inflamed and swollen, and the wounds that he had ignored gradually eroded.

After washing with hydrogen peroxide, it didn't seem to get better.

Within a few days, the wound, which had not improved for a long time, began to ooze white pus.

Gradually, Ichinosuke began to feel weak in his limbs, dizziness, nausea and vomiting.

After dragging it on for a while, I couldn't bear it anymore.

After going to the hospital for a check-up, I found out I was infected with tetanus.

After being scolded by the doctor on duty, Ichinosuke was pushed into the operating room.

However, tetanus infection has a 30 percent mortality rate.

Ichinosuke, who has been poor since childhood and has never won more than five dollars on a scratch-off lottery ticket, is obviously not a lucky guy.

Ichinosuke was one of the one-third of the unfortunate people who passed away.

On his deathbed, Ichinosuke thought of a young handsome man.

Maybe he did nothing wrong in some aspects.

At least getting vaccinated in a timely manner is absolutely correct.

In the last moments, Ichinosuke warned all the handsome readers on Faloo Novel Website not to be too indifferent to minor wounds.

Especially if you are injured by rusty metal and the wound is thin and deep, you need special attention.

This special wound is particularly prone to the breeding of anaerobic tetanus bacteria.

Clean the wound and give vaccinations promptly.

Also, if you are bitten or scratched by a cat or dog, you must not take it lightly.

Go to the hospital when you need to, and get vaccinated when you need to.

It’s not certain that you won’t be able to travel through time, but it’s very likely that you’ll lose your life.

Finally, he could only pray silently in his heart, wishing his handsome, rich, long-lived, and happy readers a happy and joyful family.

If possible, please send more flowers and votes for his novels, so that he, who has been pitiful for half his life, can also have a taste of the joy of having his book become a masterpiece.

Unfortunately, I have little fortune and a short life.

Finally, a big reader gave him a reward of 10,000 yuan and sent him tens of thousands of flowers.

In excitement,

thump,

Sudden death.

Then, when I woke up, I was in Nohara Misae's belly.

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The performance of a new book on the first day is very important. I hope everyone will support it.

Having learned from previous lessons, I have 60,000 words in manuscript and guarantee to update 10,000 words every day.