Genshin Impact: You want me to write a diary? No way!

“It’s horrible, it’s really horrible!

One bite can make me faint for three seconds

Even if I am a second-generation god, I am still a demon god!"

Patting her chest with lingering fear, Funina sighed and spoke.

A breath of Youyou Dazhang actually made her, a god, faint for three seconds 443!

Strong! This Youyou Marching Army is really too strong!

Even so, the evaluation given in Genshin Impact is that he can at least cook.

And General Thunder, this person in the game cannot be used for cooking at all!

How horrible would the food she cooked be?!

“No, no, Lin Ze, quickly dispose of Hu Tao’s Youyou March safely and environmentally friendly!

Fontaine can't keep any of this stuff!"

This thing is too powerful. If you just throw it here, some monster created by the earth veins will find it, taste it and find it poisonous, and then throw it into the sea.

My goodness, this plate of Youyou Daxingjun must have polluted most of the water in Fontainebleau, right? !

“Is it so unpalatable?”

Hu Tao was a little surprised that her own Ghostly March could actually stun a demon for three seconds.

But, isn't Furninna's fear a bit too extreme now?

She has eaten it before and didn’t think it was that bad. She just closed her eyes and ate it!

“Here’s a little scientific knowledge: when the human brain is over-stimulated, it will be forced to activate defense mode.

The manifestation is that the whole person suddenly falls into a coma.

That’s why some people faint when they’re startled.”

“As for food, most of the time, the penalty for the brain’s protective mechanism is simply the loss of taste.

But Walnut, yours is different. It not only makes humans faint.

Even the demon goddess Furninha fainted.

If you apply the same theory to the Demon God, you should be able to understand how powerful your game "Youyou March" is!

Similarly, you can also know how outrageous it is! "

Seeing that Hu Tao didn't understand, Lin Ze kindly explained it to her.

Hu Tao's mysterious march was indeed outrageous.

Even though I've never tasted it myself, any demon could be knocked out in three seconds.

Gee tut.

Lin Ze understood very well why Funina had this reaction now.

“That’s not true, I’ve tasted it, and I did pass out.

However, after being sent to Bubulu, he was soon rescued.

It shouldn’t be that powerful, right? "

Pinching his chin with one hand, Hu Tao thought for a while and then found something unreasonable.

After all, Furninna is a demon, right?

Even the demon god would faint for three seconds. If they, the holders of the Eye of God, ate it, they would be almost dead, right? Probably!

“No, no, no, Kurumi, you don’t understand, you don’t comprehend.

Lin Ze’s explanation was very clear. After eating this thing, the poisonous nature is secondary.

The most important thing is the magical taste. Normally, no matter how bad the food tastes, it will only make people lose their sense of taste.

And yours is so unpalatable that it makes a god like me faint for three seconds.

It’s not about how toxic this stuff is.”

　(cafd) Funina quickly waved her hands and started to explain again.

This Youyou March is not very toxic, especially to Funina.

She is a demon! The ingredients and seasonings used by Walnut are all usable.

Even if there is elemental power inside, it will be no problem for the demon to eat more elemental power.

What really made Youyou's march achieve the success of defeating the devil was its extremely magical and rich layers.

Even she, a demon god, couldn't stand the smell!

“You ate it, couldn’t handle it, and passed out.

After I ate it, there was another process, but it was even more cruel..."

As she spoke, Finina's face turned extremely pale, without a trace of blood, and there was even a hint of fear in her pupils.

Funina doesn't want to recall the wonderful taste of that thing again!

"Alas... I didn't expect that my cooking skills could be investigated to this extent..."

With a helpless sigh, Hu Tao finally understood everything and could only accept the reality.

To be honest, I feel a little desperate, desperate about my cooking skills!

Feeling desperate, Hu Tao looked at little Paimeng beside her.

“Paimon, you won’t get poisoned no matter what you eat now.

You would be willing to help me as a food taster and witness me learn from Xiangling and improve my cooking skills, right?"

Looking at Paimon pitifully, Kurumi asked tentatively.

It's not completely hopeless yet, there's still a glimmer of hope!

As long as Paimon is willing to try, then her cooking skills can still be saved!

"Why is it so?

Walnut, aren’t we good friends?

You have the heart to let the lovely Paimon be destroyed by your cooking? ! ! ? "

He hid behind Ying in a panic, and Paimon looked at Hu Tao with vigilance in his eyes.

My mind was quickly recalling how I had offended Hu Tao today.

Why did he have to be so cruel to her?!

"All right..."

Now, Hu Tao was completely desperate.

Paimon is also afraid of her cooking!

Even with the physique that Lin Ze gave Paimeng, Paimeng was still unwilling to be a food taster.

Forget it, I'll just stay away from the kitchen from now on!

Never cook again!

"Hmm? No, how can I never cook again?

We should carry forward the Youyou March!

Whoever offends this hall master, this hall master will force him to eat Youyou Daxingjun! "

In despair, Walnut's fighting spirit was rekindled.

Or maybe it’s because this girl Hu Tao is very clever, and no one knows what she’s thinking about in her little head all day long?

Hu Tao's thoughts jumped around without any reason and he came up with this good idea.

Since my cooking skills are so bad, I might as well focus on cooking the Great March!

From now on, if anyone offends her, she will treat him to a meal at Youyou Daxingjun!

Let’s see who dares to mess with her in the future!

Maybe, as you keep cooking, your cooking skills will improve?

Great idea! .

Chapter 318 Paimon is so brave!

"The walnuts are rotten..."

This was what Paimon thought of first after hearing Hu Tao's plan.

The walnut must be rotten, otherwise how could he come up with such a chilling idea?

"It's not that Hu Tao is bad, it's that this girl Hu Tao is not well~..."

"Hey!"

Without waiting for Lin Ze to finish his words, Hu Tao put her hands on her waist and glared at Lin Ze.

What do you mean, she has never been well?!

Why didn't she feel better?!

“Besides, I’m not broken!

At most, he was infected by Lin Ze."

Hu Tao firmly believed that she had not become bad, but was just influenced by Lin Ze.

How could a quirky lady like the Hu Hall Master have any bad intentions?

“It’s still broken.”

Paimeng spread his hands and spoke again with some ignorance of the immensity of the world.

You said it wasn't broken, but it was all interfered with by Lin Ze, so it is broken.

"So in your eyes, I am a bad person?"