Huh?
The main quest to investigate the chief guard of the Southwest Demon Town has not been completed yet, and now there is another side quest?
What a weird mission name!
After a while.
"Bang bang bang bang!"
Master Gu held the Wang family's petition in one hand and a drumstick in the other, and beat the drum in front of the yamen wildly.
"Stop, stop, stop! Who are you and what are you suing for?" A middle-aged man wearing a brocade robe and holding a badge of the chief clerk walked out.
"I want to sue the Qingtian County Magistrate, Chen Wendao!"
As soon as the words came out, everyone was shocked.
court.
A plaque with a bright mirror hangs high in the center.
On both sides stood warriors and yamen runners with stern faces and killing sticks.
After making love with his foxy concubine all night last night, County Magistrate Chen, with a dazed look on his face, lay on the desk, opened his bloodshot eyes and looked towards Dian Xin.
His eyes were immediately fixed on the peerless beauty who was wearing snow-white clothes, with a Taoist bun, and looked like a Taoist fairy.
His eyes lit up.
I was just about to say a few gentle words to the beauty.
Suddenly I realized that the cynical young scholar next to me must be the troublemaker today!
"Who in the hall is suing me? Hmm?"
Chen Wendao slammed the gavel, and the runners on both sides responded immediately with powerful shouts.
It was also the first time for Fairy Pei to attend an official occasion in the secular world. She pursed her lips, looking a little unnatural.
Instead of going through this formality.
She would rather wipe out the county government with a single sword.
But since the guy next to her promised her a treasure afterwards, she had no choice but to endure it.
"say something."
She looked at the scholar next to her and urged him coldly in her inner voice.
She is not afraid of any strong person, but she hates the embarrassment that makes her scalp tingle.
"Don't worry, fairy. I am preparing something."
Gu Zhinan closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
Just like the great devil Faker who won five championships in his previous life and still needs to prove himself -
He is also praying to God.
But what he asked was——
Under the gaze of the whole audience, Master Gu threw the silk scarf on his head to the ground, lifted the hem of his scholar's robe, opened his eyes wide, and shouted in a clear and loud voice:
"Chen Wendao! Fuck your mother!!!"
Pei Wanyu: (⊙⊙)
Chen Wendao: ∑(O_O;)
Chapter 17 Fairy's Kiss (4000 words)
The classic Chinese quintessence, with clear and melodious pronunciation, echoed in the court.
The lingering sound!
Even the yamen runners on both sides were shocked!
The county magistrate Chen Wudao, who was a generation younger than him at that moment, was also trembling with anger: "You, you, you lunatic! How dare you make a scene in the court and insult the imperial officials! You are a scholar! Come on! Get out of here!"
Master Gu, who was in the center of the palace, shouted loudly, overpowering him: "Chen Wendao! You are a piece of trash who can't even be promoted to a filial and honest official. You only got to be a county magistrate because of your uncle. What right do you have to show off here?"
The yamen runners were so shocked that they dared not even breathe!
This is tearing off the last fig leaf of our own county magistrate!
"boom!"
There was a sound of angry slamming of the table.
Chen Wendao was furious, and even laughed out loud:
"Okay, okay! You keep swearing! You keep swearing! These are all my people! I want to see how long you can keep being so arrogant!"
Gu Zhinan's eyes lit up.
In his past and present life, Gu had never heard of such an excessive request!
He immediately retreated behind Fairy Pei, put his hands on his hips, and opened fire at full force!
He spoke eloquently, quoting from classics and making witty remarks all the way.
There was deathly silence in the court.
Only the voices of the 18 generations of the Chen family being picked out one by one and tortured and persecuted were heard.
Gu Zhinan gritted his teeth, still not satisfied.
In his previous life, when he first played "Fairy", in order to investigate Zhou Yuan's criminal evidence, he ran around the map for most of the day and visited hundreds of NPCs!
There are many clues pointing to this incompetent official in the court!
The impoverished people, the missing babies, the mountains of spiritual ore on the barren hills outside the city, and the demonic phantoms that appeared in the county government office in the middle of the night that were witnessed many times.
Everything about this seems to be fishy!
However, without triggering other tasks, as a player, he cannot do anything to this dog official with no health bar!
Gu Zhinan was filled with righteous indignation and was about to continue exporting.
But then Magistrate Chen on the stage suddenly slumped over the desk, vomiting blood from his mouth!
"Well, it looks like I don't need to do anything."
The female swordsman in white clothes at the side spoke in a stammering voice.
"No, the fairy has to take action."
Gu Zhinan's mouth was dry. He took out a gourd water bag from his book basket and drank it in one gulp. "My son, it's all burnt out."
"I didn't expect a scholar like you to be so sharp-tongued."
Pei Jianxian, who never meddles in other people's business, couldn't help but ask, "You always say that you read the Spring and Autumn Annals. What book is this Spring and Autumn Annals?"
"Entertainment. Spring and Autumn."
Gu Zhinan laughed dryly, then took the Xue Ji Fairy Sword from the book basket and presented it with both hands: "Fairy, I'll leave it to you first! I'll go and lure Zhou Yuan over here, don't let him get away!"
"In order to redress the injustice for the Wang family, leave him alive for now!"
Finished giving instructions to the female boss.
While the surrounding yamen runners haven't reacted yet.
In front of everyone's eyes, Master Gu rushed out of the court in one leap!
Before leaving, he did not forget to help his fairy close the door.
In this branch of the game, even if the evidence is conclusive in the end and Zhou Yuan has no way to defend himself, he still won't plead guilty immediately.
Therefore, the player cannot avoid a head-on battle with this desperate seventh-rank warrior.
The most disgusting thing about this battle is.
When the fight is halfway through, Zhou Yuan's followers and minions in the county government office will hear the news and rush over to join the battle!
The most troublesome one among them is a bear monster of the upper seventh level!
At that time, Gu Zhinan still thought that the Zhou family was colluding with demons.
Now it seems
This bear monster was actually raised by the county magistrate Chen Wendao and sent to protect Zhou Yuan!
In order to complete the side quest - to eliminate all evil spirits in the county government office.
Gu Zhinan did not choose to go directly to Zhou Yuan in the southeast courtyard of the yamen.
Instead, he first came to the woodshed in the backyard of the yamen and kicked the chained iron gate hard!
"Bear monster! Why are you sleeping in broad daylight? Get out now and work like a beast of burden!"
After a moment of silence.
"Aww——"
An angry roar that pierced the eardrums was heard.
boom!
A shockingly large hole was broken in the stone door!
A burly black shadow, about two meters long and as big as a hill, walked out.
It was actually a man-bear with a completely black body, with every hair standing upright like steel needles, a pair of bloodthirsty red eyes, and a row of cold fangs exposed under its extremely developed jaws!
Gu Zhinan wanted to add a few more words of hatred.
Unexpectedly, the other party crawled on all fours, switched to animal form, and seemed ready to pounce on him!
"You bear demon really makes me happy!"
Gu Zhinan sneered and ran away!
Big Bear, whose sweet dream was disturbed, chased after him relentlessly.
Gu Zhinan was not panicked either.
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