American comics: Random transformations.

He had never seen such an arrogant person in his life!

"It seems that this new superman is very arrogant! Fuck, having hair is not a big deal! Being able to fly is not a big deal! I want to see how long you can be so arrogant!"

Lex raised the remote control in his hand and pointed it at the Poop Superman in the sky.

At the same time, all the kryptonite lasers on the podium turned towards him and fired green lasers at him at the same time.

Super Poop was immediately turned green from head to toe, and a large amount of kryptonite radiation filled his whole body.

Then, following his inner desire to perform, he slowly descended from the sky like a movie star possessed. His expression was painful and fearful as he said:

“Ah!!! Could this be, could this be the Kryptonite ray! The ray that can turn Superman into a waste!!!”

Superman: "Uh... is it that exaggerated? It's just that my strength will disappear instantly. I didn't say so much when I was hit by this beam."

This is what Lex Luthor was waiting for. Seeing yet another Superman being humiliated, he laughed out loud:

“Ahahahaha! Aren’t you Superman? Fly up again and show me! You curly-haired idiot pretending to be Superman! So what if you have hair? You’re as dumb as Superman!”

The curly-haired Superman next to him was speechless again. Luthor was really petty.

Just when Lex Luthor was feeling proud, Superman, who looked in pain, suddenly put away his expression and said with a smile:

"Just kidding!"

As we all know, a smile is eternal, it does not disappear, but it moves.

The smile on Lex Luthor's face turned to that of Superman: "Ahahahaha, kryptonite rays have no effect on me!"

Lex Luthor's expression suddenly changed, shock! Horror! Unbelievable!

The remote control in his hand was almost smoking from pressing it, and the intensity of the kryptonite rays had reached its peak!

"Why!!! You shouldn't be like this! Aren't you supposed to lie on the ground and not move!!!"

Super Poop curled his lips in disdain:

"Tsk, who told you I'm an ordinary Superman? I'm a poop Superman!"

Superman: “…” What is an ordinary Superman… Is there an extraordinary Superman?

Lex Luthor's eyes were red with anger and he wanted to lose his temper, but he didn't know what to say. His wisdom told him that if he was too arrogant at this moment, he would be beaten to death. It seemed that the other party was not serious and would not be as easy to fool as Superman.

Superman Poop ignored Lex Luthor's breakdown and started introducing himself, just like an IT tycoon who had been suppressed for too long introducing his development software:

“Although I have super strength, super speed, a body of steel, laser eyes… the strength of my super powers is about the same as that of an ordinary Superman.

But, didn’t you see that I came out of the toilet?

I am usually just an ordinary IT programmer, just like any other person, but when someone needs me, I will rush to the toilet immediately, and as long as I have a shit, I will become a poop superman! "

He talked a lot, making everyone present feel confused. What was going on? No one understood what he was saying!

They turned their heads in tacit understanding and looked at Superman who was also confused.

"Ah this..." Superman always felt that he was being blamed.

Although he would occasionally slack off at work and run to the toilet to change clothes and then go to rescue people, he would never go to the toilet to poop!

You know your own situation. A strong body can absorb food very cleanly and rarely retains excrement.

But how could the other party have such an outrageous setting!

When Super Poop, who was giving a passionate speech, saw that no one paid attention to him and that they all turned their eyes to Superman, he immediately lost interest and stopped speaking.

"Ahem, let's get back to the topic. Baldy over there, let go of that Superman! Otherwise I'm going to attack you! I'm very fast, I can fly over and knock you down in a second!"

In order to show his speed, he took Lex Luthor's remote control in a second and returned to the original place. In the eyes of the citizens, it was as if he had never left.

Lex Luthor: Is this guy crazy? With such power, he still needs so much words? And, which eye of yours saw me catch Superman? I'm suing you for defamation!

Lex Luthor honestly raised his hands to prevent being hit.

Superman: "Thank you, this... actor... but I still want to remind you that beating people is wrong."

Super Poop was too lazy to listen. His body, standing on the ground, suddenly shook again.

Those ray guns that emitted green rays became ineffective after Big Poop Man shook them.

Superman felt that he suddenly began to have strength, which was increasing rapidly. He stood at attention again and all the muscles in his body tensed up again.

Lex Luthor was horrified. Why did the kryptonite energy gun fail?

Then Superman will recover!

Louise noticed Superman's change and happily let go of his hand!

All the kryptonite on the podium has been taken away by Superman.

All the stuff has been put into the base of 'Tomb of the Living Dead', and the kryptonite can no longer affect this area no matter what.

Without the constraints of Kryptonite, Superman's recovery speed is terrifying. In just a few seconds, he can deploy the biological force field in his body and fly steadily.

He kicked with his feet, creating a sonic boom, and then soared into the sky.

He broke through the clouds and faced the sun. The sunlight eliminated all the negative states and Superman recovered.

He flew back to the podium.

But this time, he was much more cautious. He first used his X-ray vision to check the site and landed in safe areas that he could see through.

The situation is reversed.

Lex Luthor felt so tired. This was obviously his home court and he should have won!

It’s all because of this superpower person who suddenly appeared.

…………

"Very good, now that you are out of trouble, Superman, I will leave first! I am in a hurry!"

Super Poop said hello and prepared to fly away.

Superman flashed in front of him and said with a smile: "Can we chat?"

"No, I'm in a hurry, bye!"

boom!

Along with the terrifying sonic boom, Super Poop disappeared!

Superman's pupils shrank. He could only see an afterimage of him just now!

The other party is actually faster than him!

When he turned around to chase, the other person had disappeared!

"He's actually faster than me! What a great mimic!"

………………

"Fuck, there are only five minutes left on the watch! Five minutes, I can't waste them!"

It's almost time for Super Poop Man to transform.

However, even if it's only five minutes, don't underestimate his ability as a superman!

It took him just one minute to fully understand everything there was to know about computers in the entire metropolis!

Including: computer hardware, computer functions, software design, hardware design, intelligent AI... and so on, a lot of knowledge.

He spent another minute going to various electronic scrap yards to buy free items, and used his laser eyes to rub parts together to assemble a computer that was the best available at that time.

Then, he used his professional talent as an IT programmer and used the remaining time to create and install the AI ​​system for this computer.

Just in time!

Beep, beep, beep...bang!

Super Poop turned back into Tian Xiaoban.

Before he could stuff this five-meter-tall supercomputer into the 'Tomb of the Living Dead'.

The huge amount of knowledge feedback from Super Poop enters his brain first.

“Hiss! Ah!!!”

In an instant, a lot of computer knowledge was packed into his mind, so much that Tian Xiaoban's head felt swollen and painful!

I feel like drive C is going to explode!

His heart received the distress signal from his brain, and the electric current drove the stress-protecting heart response. His heart beat faster, and all the electric current in his body rushed to his brain to charge it!

His brain was strengthening rapidly, trying hard to retain that vast amount of knowledge. His brain was being destroyed and grown, constantly getting stronger!

Tian Xiaoban suddenly felt pain and itchiness! It felt like he was going to grow a brain!

………………

The appearance of Super Poop sparked public opinion.

Titles: "It turns out that Superman needs to poop before saving people!", "Shocking! Superman doesn't wash his hands after pooping, and there may be no toilet paper!", "Shocking, the fake Superman was shot down with one shot", "Pictures show the truth, Superman has a brother!", "President Luthor announced: Develop a hair growth agent immediately to get rid of the problem of baldness"...

In just one afternoon, this kind of news was flying all over the newspapers.

No one was happy in this incident.

Lex Luthor is teased by the newly emerged Superman.

Superman in Metropolis is teased by Lex Luthor.

Lois Lane, indirectly helped Lex Luthor tease Superman.

And there's the mysterious Superman who calls himself Superman the Poop. He blew up the public toilet at LexCorp. Now the ruins have become a check-in point for journalists, and there are photos of the ruins in almost every newspaper.

The citizens of the metropolis are the winners. They saw so much fun and ate so much melon in just one day.

………………

Lex Group Headquarters.

Lex Luthor smashes the third computer.

He was really angry!

First it was the yellow bird that didn’t come, and then it was that damn poop superman!

He should have used the fame of Yellow Bird and Superman to become the most successful businessman in the entire metropolis today! Then he could have become the spiritual leader of the human race in the metropolis!