Angry Chicken is a joking term used by Tian Xiaoban. The yellow bird he is referring to is a character in the Angry Birds movie.
Its nickname is Dart Yellow and its name is Chuck. Its prototype is a super-fast canary with the ability to move at the speed of light. It is extremely excited! It can also accelerate in the air and fly even faster.
"Wow wow wow wow! I feel so good! I feel like running!"
The yellow bird's body made Tian Xiaoban so excited that he behaved like a person with ADHD and couldn't calm down at all, as if he had taken too many stimulants.
As soon as it starts running, it feels like everything around it is paused!
"Ahahahaha, cool! Should I compete in speed with the Flash? Or race with Superman! Hahahaha, Wuhu~"
The yellow lightning flashed and ran towards Metropolis!
Spinning and jumping, it closes its eyes!
On trees, on land, on water, there is no place that can stop it! It is so fast that even Newton can't control it!
Just on the bridge connecting Gotham to Metropolis, a yellow light flashed.
The drivers driving on the bridge felt that they saw something and thought they were dazzled. It felt like a yellow monster with a bird face greeted them in an instant!
But this is all real, not a dream! The yellow bird really said hello to all the cars on the bridge, and the speedometer on the bridge, which was already off the mark, proved that it had been there.
No one stopped the yellow light and it rushed directly into the metropolis. For a moment, an unclear yellow figure appeared in many areas of the metropolis.
Whenever it passes by, people who jump off buildings, people who are in car accidents, and cats in trees will be rescued by it.
After hearing the news, Luthor, the president of LexCorp, thought that Superman was being too lenient again, so he offered a high reward for a frontal photo of the yellow figure, hoping to find out who he was.
The largest newspaper in the metropolis, the Daily Planet, was packed with people, most of whom were busy writing.
In response to this sudden yellow figure, the Daily Planet immediately sent out its ace agent! Uh, no, it should be the ace female reporter Lois Lane!
She was the one who tracked down the yellow figure! Even if she couldn't catch a character like her who knew Superman, she should be able to catch him when she tagged Superman!
Lois Lane took her team, cameraman Jimmy Olsen and the newspaper's rookie Clark Kent, and they went out to interview together.
…………
On the other side, after rescuing a person who had just jumped from a building, the yellow bird was running wildly in the riverside park!
“Wuhu~——It feels like flying!”
At this terrifying speed, everything around was incredibly slow, and Yellow Bird felt like he was experiencing Earth OL in a paused world!
You can eat all the delicious food on the street, stop anything you don't like, and even take away all the wallets of gangsters. Nothing in the world can stop it.
Apart from……
Beep, beep, beep…bang!
"Hey! How come the time is up so soon!"
The yellow bird that was still flying on the water suddenly turned back into Tian Xiaoban. Its speed dropped rapidly, and the huge inertia dragged Tian Xiaoban, skipping on the water!
The sudden red light almost scared the fishermen who were fishing by the river. When they looked closely, they found a person floating on the water!
At this moment, they subconsciously thought that Tian Xiaoban was being dragged by a big fish and floating on the water!
However, after drifting for not long, with the help of water, Tian Xiaoban's speed finally slowed down.
With a "plop" sound, the defenseless Tian Xiaoban fell into the river.
After floundering in the water for a few times, Tian Xiaoban surfaced: "Poof—ah!"
"Ha! Ha! Fortunately, I can swim! Otherwise, it would be terrible!
It must be because of the yellow bird. My blood is full of adrenaline, which keeps me in an excited state. That’s why I feel like time is passing by so fast!”
However, Tian Xiaoban felt that his heart was beating very fast, which made him still full of energy in the water.
"Electric current pushes! Special electric motor butt! Humanoid submarine, move out!"
His legs swung up and down crazily, carrying him forward at a rapid speed. Even though Tian Xiaoban was not a yellow bird, his physical fitness was already at the top level.
Once he started swimming, his speed was comparable to a launched torpedo!
When Tian Xiaoban swam to the shore, several fishermen on the river bank gave him a thumbs-up in admiration, and kept shouting "Cool!" "So cool!"
The uncle closest to him said:
"Hey, good job young man, you swam really fast just now, like a superman!" (At this time of year, there is no better compliment than "superman".)
"Thank you! Hey, uncle, you caught a fish!" Tian Xiaoban responded with a smile, pointing at the fishing rod that was about to run away and reminded him.
"Aha! Jack, I'm going to win again!" The fisherman started to fish excitedly.
The uncle named Jack next to him looked depressed. Damn it! He didn't catch a single fish in the whole morning!
Tian Xiaoban, who was soaking wet, walked to the nearest public toilet.
He took out the dragon fang hanging around his neck, and a magic circle emerged from the dragon fang, instantly covering his entire body. His figure flashed, and he was teleported to the 'Tomb of the Living Dead' by the dragon fang.
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"Hello, sir. My name is Lois Lane, and I'm a reporter for the Daily Planet. I'd like to ask, were you saved by that 'Yellow Flash'?"
Louise, with delicate makeup, asked the lucky person who was saved by the yellow bird. She had a friendly smile on her face, which was very easy to win people's favor. (Clark next to her was stunned.)
The passerby uncle who had been interviewed by many people pointed at Louise Lane with a shocked look on his face. He said in shock:
"You! I recognize you, you're the one who interviewed Superman! Hello, hello, my name is Custer."
Seeing that Louise was still smiling and staring at him, Custer immediately continued:
"Oh, right, right! That flash of light passed by in a flash, and by the time I reacted, a car accident had already occurred where I was standing!
By the way, can I report what I said? Can you thank the yellow flash for me? "
Louise nodded with an unchanged smile:
"Yes, yes! Then can you recall the appearance of the Yellow Flash?"
"This..." Custer seemed to be hesitant to speak, "I'm afraid you won't believe what I'm going to say next."
"It's okay, Custer. Just tell me everything you know and I will report it truthfully. I guarantee it on my career!"
Louise retracted her smile and swore seriously. Jimmy, who was holding a camera behind her, nodded in agreement. Louise has always been serious about news!
Clark stepped forward at this time, showing a sunny smile, and patted Custer on the shoulder: "You have to believe her, she can even report Superman, let alone other incredible things!"
Custer was convinced by Clark, so he told what he knew: "It was an angel with golden feathers. I remember the feathers brushing against my face. I still remember the translucent golden feathers!"
"Angel? Is it true? Could it be Superman in yellow clothes?" Jimmy was the first to disbelieve it and retorted subconsciously.
"See, I told you that you didn't believe it! The previous reporters were the same way! Whenever I said that I was saved by an angel with yellow feathers, they thought I was crazy! I was really carried away from there by wings!"
Custer seemed to be stimulated and tried hard to prove himself. He once again talked about a lot of things about how he felt when the bird was holding him in its arms.
From the moment they met, Clark Kent had been using his super hearing to monitor Custer's heartbeat, and it turned out that he was not lying.
"Are there really angels?" Clark also unconsciously expressed his thoughts.
Louise believed it and wrote in her little notebook that the yellow flash might be an angel.
"If it were in the past, I would definitely not believe it! But now Superman has appeared, so it is possible that an angel will appear!"
"Okay, thank you, Mr. Custer, and I wish you a happy life!"
Louise closed her notes and took her team to the next location by car. After all, they set out later than other newspaper reporters, so they were in a hurry.
Custer nodded and waved his hand: "OK, you guys get busy! Remember to put what I said in the newspaper!"
...In the radio station's dedicated business car...
Lois was writing a manuscript while Clark was driving and thinking about the possibility that the yellow flash was an angel. Or maybe an alien.
Jimmy was checking the film. He needed to develop the photos for the newspaper!
"Louise, who's next?"
"Zguy Jordan, a poor fellow who jumped off a building because of love.
He jumped off the top of a 30-story building and was successfully rescued by the Yellow Flash. Wow, he was really lucky. "
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Jimmy complained: "Louise, when you say lucky, you mean... he got dumped? And he wanted to die but couldn't? Oh, it's miserable just thinking about it."
Louise also realized that there was something wrong with her words, and she explained:
“Oh, sorry, I wasn’t talking about him getting dumped… well, I won’t tell him when I see him.
I just wanted to say that Mr. Ziguy Jordan was rescued from a high altitude. Based on my experience of jumping off buildings many times, he must be able to describe in detail what the person who rescued him looked like. "
Hearing this, Clark Kent, who was driving, twitched his lips and thought to himself: Do you also know that you have jumped off the building too many times? You are the only one who jumped off the building to see me!
Louise thanked Jimmy again: "OK, I understand what you mean, thanks for the reminder, Jimmy."
"You're welcome! After all, it's never a good idea to offend the person doing the interview."
The car took many turns and arrived at the door of Zgui Jordan's house.
At this time, there was already a group of reporters surrounding the door, all waiting for Zgui Jordan to come out.
"Oh, so many people... Clark, let's go to another lucky guy's place!"
Jimmy didn't want to waste time here.
"Okay, let's go!"
Clark didn't hesitate and drove away. He just turned on the X-ray camera and took a look. There was no one in the house. It would be a waste of time to wait outside.
After the car turned around, Clark asked:
"Louise, who's next?"
"Ms. Alice, uh, her cat was rescued by Yellow Flash."
Louise was a little confused. How did this person get on the interview list?
Clark smiled and said:
"Okay, I get it, let's go interview the cat!"
"Hey~!"
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