American comics: Random transformations.

Is your vegetative person as strong as a primitive man? His muscles have stretched his clothes tight!

"If you don't want to say it, then don't say it. Why are you teasing me?"

Qiwa stretched out his finger and shook it:

"No, I'm not kidding you, nor am I deceiving you. Essentially, you can understand that I'm a gourd."

"..." Jason covered his face with his hands. Here it comes. Tian Xiaoban's unique way of speaking after his transformation! Here it comes!

Either they can't speak human language, or what they say is incomprehensible to others.

"Master Ban, the paper and pen you requested!"

Alfred just showed up to save the situation, holding a parchment book and a hand-polished sterling silver pen in his hands.

"Thank you!"

Qiwawa thanked him, then walked to the nearest table and started writing furiously!

As time went by, he became more and more crazy while writing the book, and laughed from time to time.

This made Jason feel as if he saw the clown out of a cage!

“Beep, beep, beep…! Bang!”

The transformation time has come, Tian Xiaoban has transformed back again!

Once it changes back, the inspiration is cut off and the blessing of amazing wisdom is gone!

Although his expression was still excited, his hands were shaking all the time. A peerless martial arts secret book! He actually created it!

Then his expression froze. He didn't know whether he should practice or not. Without Qiwawa's amazing wisdom, he didn't know if he could still practice!

Opening the parchment book covered with words, Tian Xiaoban looked at it carefully.

From a normal person's perspective, one look at this and you'll think it's bullshit!

However, Tian Xiaoban knew that this was the peerless secret manual! It was compiled by him personally and specially polished with Qiwa's amazing wisdom!

"It's indeed a peerless magical skill. Just one look at it makes my brain spin!"

Chapter 28: Electric Current Push, Quick Version

"Jason, come and practice the magic skills with me! Once you learn it, you will be able to punch Superman and kick Batman! When you become a real strong man, you can do whatever you want!"

Jason took the notebook speechlessly and said he didn't believe Tian Xiaoban's exaggerated statement at all.

However, he still looked at him curiously for a long time, and then he looked at Tian Xiaoban as if he were a mentally retarded person:

"Are you sure this thing can be practiced? It will kill people!"

"Coward, for the sake of power, what's so scary about dying? Don't you want to have the power to destroy the world?

"You can do whatever you want! You can beat up whoever you want! It only takes a thought to wipe out the villains in a city! Don't you want to do that?"

Jason couldn't hold it in any longer. He pointed at the outrageous words angrily and said:

"Fuck, are you crazy?! You don't really want to use electric current to train?

It says at the beginning that electric shocks can stimulate the body and strengthen the physique. I won't say anything about that. But at the end... what the hell is this? You need to be struck by lightning to become stronger quickly!

You think you're not dying fast enough? "

It's not that Jason is too cowardly, but this thing is simply suicide! This book looks like a suicide manual no matter how you look at it!

What does it mean to stick electrodes on your body and then practice with electric shocks?

Do 100 push-ups, 100 squats, and 5 km long-distance running for a month! This will allow your body to adapt to the current and store a small amount of it! Then practice boxing to push this current up!

This is only the first part of the exercise.

The second part is the most outrageous. It requires meditation to increase mental power until it can cover the whole body. Then, the mental power is used to vibrate the cells of the whole body to generate electricity through friction. Then, the electricity is used to generate magnetism, and finally the magnetic field is rotated...

Houlixie, if this can be practiced, is this still a human? A human-shaped electric eel?

Tian Xiaoban had a confident smile on his face. He said, "Weaklings definitely can't do that! But don't forget, we still have the teeth of the Claw Killer! We don't have to be afraid of the initial damage to our bodies!"

Jason had a shocked expression on his face. "No way! Do you want me to replace my teeth? No, I absolutely don't want them! They were used by corpses, so disgusting!"

"You don't have to change it. Just wash your teeth and soak them in water to drink!"

"You..." Jason, who had just finished his meal, suddenly felt nauseous: "Ugh, what the hell are you talking about, ugh! Is this a method that a normal person can come up with? Ugh..."

Looking at the vomited filth on the ground, Tian Xiaoban was very upset:

"Fuck, is it that exaggerated? Why don't you just use it as a Chinese medicine? When Ah Fu is stewing soup, put one in as an ingredient, and you don't have to eat it when pouring the soup!"

"Stop, f*ck, shut up! I don't think I can look at Alfred's soup anymore!"

Jason kept taking deep breaths to adjust his body.

Alfred sighed. It was an unprovoked disaster. He still had to explain Tian Xiaoban's slander:

"Master Ban, I won't use weird things to make soup! As a housekeeper, the food I cook is nutritious and delicious!"

The corner of Tian Xiaoban's mouth twitched. I'm just using a metaphor, Afu!

"...Well, if you don't want me to, I can't do anything about it. I'll practice on my own! There will always be someone who knows the value of this kind of secret book. Ah Fu, can you give me a claw denture?"

Alfred was silent for a moment. He really thought that Tian Xiaoban would really use his dentures to soak in water and drink, so he decisively refused.

"I'm sorry, Master Ban, those dentures have been taken away by the master for research, and there are no more in the manor."

"Oh, what a pity. All right then! I'll figure it out myself!"

As long as you use your brain, there are always more solutions than problems!

Tian Xiaoban has more than one method of treatment. Don’t forget, he also has the magic of irony!

The magic booklet given by Zatanna contains recipes for various recovery potions.

Tian Xiaoban can make some potions with healing powers. The healing speed of such potions is very fast and can heal injuries visibly. The only drawback is that they are too expensive and a lot of money has to be spent to buy the materials.

So, Tian Xiaoban shamelessly handed the prescription to Alfred and asked him to help prepare the herbs.

The reason is: This potion is very good, you can keep some for Batman, as long as the injury is not a broken limb, it will heal quickly. For example, knife wounds, gunshot wounds, etc., it has a miraculous effect!

He was not afraid that Alfred would not give it to him, because this was a magic potion and he had to be the one to boil it and cast the magic!

Alfred walked to a quiet place, started making phone calls, and asked someone to prepare the herbs.

Tian Xiaoban and Jason were left staring at each other. Jason's eyes were full of distrust and deep worry, fearing that his little brother would not be able to figure it out and would commit suicide.

However, none of this matters to Tian Xiaoban now.

Now, he just wanted to try whether this secret book could work in this world.

He rushed out the door and looked up at the sky, "Well, it's cloudy, that's good!"

As he stepped onto the empty lawn, a magic circle appeared out of thin air beneath his feet and lit up instantly.

After the preliminary spell was finished, Tian Xiaoban pointed to the sky and said:

"Magic Thunder Magic" (Lightning Magic)

Boom—dark clouds began to roll and thunder exploded continuously.

All of a sudden, the sky became bright!

A bolt of lightning as thick as an arm broke through the dark clouds and struck Tian Xiaoban directly on the forehead!

The electric current entered with great force, causing Tian Xiaoban's entire body to twitch and his muscles to spasm.

“Aa ...

After a few seconds, the energy of the lightning spread to the ground, leaving behind a charred human figure standing there.

"Puff!" Tian Xiaoban exhaled a puff of white smoke.

At this moment, his whole body was black, and his clothes had been electrocuted into charcoal! The hair on his body had basically been carbonized and scattered on his skin. Each of his hairs was electrocuted straight, and a burnt smell was wafting from the ends of his hair.

If it weren't for the little broken watch helping in secret and absorbing most of the lightning, Tian Xiaoban would have killed himself!

"Fuck, are you a pig! Ben!"

Jason rushed out of the house and saw a charcoal standing in the empty area, and that area was charred black.

Jason panicked a little, and he told Batman what he had been reminded of:

"Sure enough, Batman is right, your personality will be affected by your watch!

The flying egg and your transformation reaction just now can tell! Fuck, how could you be so stupid as to let yourself get struck by lightning! Even a clown wouldn't do such a stupid thing! "

Jason didn't dare to touch him at this time. He looked so miserable with his body charred, and he didn't know whether Tian Xiaoban was still alive!

"Hiss! Natural Thunder, so awesome!"

Jiao Tan spoke! Not only did he speak, he also moved! Although it was slow, it could be seen that he was performing a set of boxing techniques!

Jason had seen this boxing style before. It was in the book that Tian Xiaoban had written before, with pictures.

There is a note on it, which says that you can only perform this set of boxing when your body is able to store electricity! Otherwise, you cannot practice electric current propulsion!

As long as you follow the above-mentioned postures and use them slowly and continuously, this set of boxing techniques can quickly move blood throughout the human body. While promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis, it allows the current stored in the body to flow throughout the body along with the blood!

When a person can use these boxing techniques perfectly and turn the power of electric current to his own advantage, and push through with electric current, that's it!

Electric current drive is a prerequisite for the rotation of the magnetic field. You need electricity first and then control the electricity!

As for the subsequent electromagnetism and making the magnetic field rotate, this thing cannot be achieved without amazing wisdom! The threshold is very high, as high as three or four floors.

However, Tian Xiaoban can understand these difficulties.

After all, it was Qiwawa's brain that created this technique, so it is normal for some strange operations to occur.

Isn't it just that it is relatively difficult to practice and upgrade? !

Can be overcome! Wait for him to practice for 20 years, not to enter the realm of magnetic field rotation, but to be invincible under the impetus of electric current.

Tian Xiaoban, who was boxing in the open space, was getting faster and faster, and arcs of electricity began to flash around his body, crackling!

"No way!"

Jason's mouth opened wide, and he suddenly wondered if he was crazy or if there was something wrong with his eyes.

This feeling of electricity all over the body means that the cheating training method in the "suicide manual" is actually true!