American comics: Random transformations.

Bang!

The green light shines and the light roars!

Batman, who was well prepared, stared carefully at the character in the light through sunglasses.

A shiny bald head...?

…No, that’s not right!

That's not a bald head, that's...

An egg! ???

A two-meter-high egg!

"Hou Li Xie Te! What kind of egg is this? It's so big!"

Jason swore in shock. He had never seen such big eggs in his life.

"Egg?" The egg spoke. It looked anxiously at its reflection in the pool and cursed: "Wodfack, why is it this guy? This unlucky thing has it all!"

A two-meter-tall round body, small eyes with eyebrows and mouth, very thin limbs, round palms and one finger.

Batman fell into self-doubt.

Eggs...are they also animals? Don't they need DNA? Logically, the creature that comes out should be the one inside the egg!

Instead of an...egg!

"How did I become a cool guy?"

(ps: Brother Xiaosa is a classic character in the "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" series, an eggshell from the ancient world, who likes to call himself a "prophet.")

Jason looked at an egg, which looked at its reflection in the water in a collapsed state, and then splashed water with its eyes. It felt outrageous!

"What kind of creature is this? Does it attack by spraying water from its eyes?"

"what?"

Brother Xiaosha stopped crying and the scene suddenly changed. Dan, who was just breaking down and crying, was suddenly full of "confidence", mysterious confidence.

"I am an immortal 'prophet'. You can worship me, but don't fall in love with me!"

Jason: "..." Hard, his fist hardened! He had never thought that balls could be beaten to such an extent!

Batman said at this time: "Very good ability. I may not be able to take care of you next time, you two should work as a team!"

After he said that, he fired his grappling gun and flew to the nearest big tree.

Jason and Xiaoshage looked at each other.

"Let's go. I hope your character's fighting ability won't be as weak as an egg!"

Jason complained and ran towards the chemical plant.

"Hey, wait for me. Huh? Why are you running so slowly?"

Brother Xiaosha just ran casually and easily caught up with Jason Todd, and he ran faster and faster.

Jason shot out a hook shot to catch up, and they were barely even.

Brother Xiaosa seemed to have suddenly thought of something. He patted his eggshell head and said, "Oh, I almost forgot. Brother Xiaosa has never lost when he runs away!"

Jason noticed with his sharp eyes that the eggshell was broken by the blow just now, and then healed miraculously.

The eggshell actually grew back! The cracks are gone!

Chapter 23: Face the clown, the game begins

After carefully checking several times, Jason couldn't help but complain:

"Your egg is quite amazing! Are you really immortal? I just saw that the cracks on your eggshell are repairing themselves!"

Xiaosa's narcissism is in his DNA. He is easily distracted and becomes complacent when praised:

"I've already told you, I'm immortal, hahaha! Not to mention cracks, even if I'm smashed to pieces, scattered all over the ground, and then crushed into eggshell powder by a steamroller, I can still be resurrected! Hahaha..."

Jason always felt that this egg was not very smart.

However, he still said enviously: "It's so damn cool!"

"Then what's with your current speed? The shape of this egg doesn't look like it's suitable for running.

The hook gun retracts very quickly, and you can actually catch up with me with those two thin legs!"

Brother Xiaosha replied: "I don't know either, but right now, I feel full of strength! It's like my strength will never run out!

Moreover, I am just an eggshell, my body is light, and there are no restrictions inside, it is a wonderful feeling!"

Jason pointed to a half-meter-thick tree not far away and said, "So how good are your offensive abilities? Can you break that tree with one punch?"

"Don't know? Let me try."

Brother Xiaosha braked to a stop, leaving two strange brake marks on the concrete floor. He rushed toward the tree and punched it bravely.

"Mouth teeth!!!"

Click!

The eggshell that was connected to Xiaosha's hand shattered instantly, with spider-web-like cracks covering half of the egg...

Brother Xiaosa smiled awkwardly: "Ah this... after all, my body is still an eggshell.

I have the strength, but the reaction force is too much for my body to bear!"

Jason: "Fuck, you are as useless as an egg!"

Brother Xiaosha was anxious: "How can a prophet like you mortals be the same? There must be something special about a prophet!

Let me think...Oh yeah, Jason!

You, contact Alfred right now and ask him to send me some poached eggs. I want to eat them!"

Eat shit! Jason turned and left. This glutton is hopeless. At such a critical moment, he is still thinking about eating! Why don’t I eat you to death!

Xiaosha chased after him and said in a long-winded way, "Hey, Jason, don't be anxious. Even if there are no poached eggs, just ask Alfred to give me a few eggs!

At worst, I can use magic to make fried eggs myself! Don't get me wrong, I'm not doing this for food! Maybe these fried eggs can play a vital role in the next battle! Hey, listen to me, don't be impatient! Sharpening the knife does not delay the chopping of wood! "

Jason ignored this good-for-nothing. They had already reached the wall of the chemical plant.

He glared at Brother Xiaosa with disapproval, and after he shut up, he said:

"I'll go in and take a look at the situation. You figure it out yourself!"

Hearing that it was such a trivial matter, Brother Xiaosha laughed and said, "Ahaha, don't underestimate the prophet! I have special skills to climb over the wall!"

Seeing Jason's shocked expression, Brother Xiaosha smashed the eggshell on his face with a "click", took it off easily, and threw it into the chemical plant!

The remaining part took a few steps back and then crashed into the wall, breaking into pieces on the ground.

The eggshell fragments floated upwards strangely, chasing after the large piece of eggshell that had previously flown into the factory.

Jason shot out the grappling hook and chased after him. Looking at the broken eggshell on the ground, he saw that it was recovering quickly and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously.

What kind of weird operation is this? It's just climbing over a wall, is it that serious?

"My remaining eggshells will automatically catch up with me. How's that? Awesome, right? I can even slow down my recovery and play dead!"

Looking at the proud white eggshell, Jason complained: "What a useless ability! Don't you know anti-speech magic? Why don't you just speak and use magic to fly over!"

"Ahaha, I forgot!" Brother Xiaosa, who had recovered, touched his white eggshell head and smiled awkwardly.

He himself realized that his eggshell brain was now easily out of line, and he cursed in his heart: Damn Brother Xiaosa.

dong dong dong...

A group of people dressed in very Shamatte style surrounded us with guns pointed.

Click, click...

Hundreds of pistols were pointed at the two of them who had just climbed over the wall.

"Oh oh, we were discovered!"

Brother Xiaosha immediately stuffed a piece of eggshell into Jason's hand and then raised his hands.

Jason stuffed it into his clothes calmly, and just when he was about to take action, he found that there were too many people.

He could only raise his hands helplessly, Robin's battle suit could not block so many gunshots.

But he was still unhappy and complained, "Damn it! You idiot! It's all your fault. Your eggshell made too much noise!"

"It's okay, look at me, the prophet!"

Xiaosha took a few steps forward with mysterious "confidence" and said in a familiar tone: "Everyone, we are just here for tourism. Please give me some face and pretend that you didn't see anything, okay?"

To be honest, this group of psychopaths and criminals were still shocked to see such a weird thing that could even talk.

Boy A: "What the hell is this? A talking egg?"

Brother B: "Hey, it's normal for strange things to appear in Gotham. It's unusual to see something strange. Maybe this was created by some weird doctor."

Brother Xiaosa said unhappily: "Hey! Show some respect, I am a prophet after all!"

Little leader: "Stop talking nonsense, fire!"

Bang bang bang bang bang……

Three minutes later...

An intact egg, after being covered by firepower, was shattered into eggshells by bullets, and it looked like it had died on the spot.

The corner of Jason's mouth twitched. He knew that this guy would not die, but seeing that he didn't look like he was going to recover, he guessed that he wanted to pretend to be dead and get away!

"Gan!"

The gun muzzles moved in unison and were instantly aimed at Jason Todd.

One of the team shouted, "Take Robin away! This is what the boss wants!"

Jason kindly reminded, "Hey! Wait, you haven't solved it yet? It still has the eggshell?"

Brother A: "Kid, you talk too much bullshit! Go, or I'll kill you!"

The muzzle of his gun was against Jason's forehead, and there was still residual heat emanating from the muzzle.