"Plastic things break easily in hell. This one is custom made. The holy water poured in won't lose its power. It costs fifty thousand dollars."
Tian Xiaoban raised his gun again: "Wow, fuck, a little water and a broken iron kettle, you dare to sell it to me for 50,000? Do you really think I'm an ATM?"
Constantine: "No, no, no, brother, I'm selling you the iron kettle for fifty thousand. I didn't charge you anything for the holy water! If such a big kettle were put on an auction like ours, the starting price would be five hundred thousand!"
Tian Xiaoban was suspicious: "How dare you say you didn't add water? Your character has always been bad."
"I definitely didn't commit slander. My hatred for the First Fallen won't allow me to take advantage of this little advantage!"
Tian Xiaoban was very "heartbroken" and took out Batman's black card again and transferred the money.
He looked at Constantine expressionlessly: "Anything else to say?"
Constantine said with a sly smile, "Do you need me to take you there? Fixed-point teleportation, no cheating. The fee is 10,000 US dollars."
Shit, there is a fixed-point delivery fee! No wonder the map was explained in such detail before, it turns out that it was forcing me to pay for the route.
"You're so cruel! Keep brushing!"
"no problem!"
When the transaction was completed, Constantine put away his mercenary smile:
"I want to remind you that according to the records I have here, the longest time a human has survived in hell is about one week. If you haven't left hell after a week, you will be turned into the next low-level demon by hell!"
Tian Xiaoban nodded, two swords on his back, two guns on his waist, two bullet belts hanging on his body, and the sinful soul was stuffed into his pocket. And the outermost piece of stinking clothes.
"I understand! Start teleporting!"
"Very good, open the gate to hell!"
A strange scarlet vortex appeared directly under Tian Xiaoban's feet.
As expected, Tian Xiaoban fell down!
"Zha Kang, you bastard, wait for me!"
Constantine smiled triumphantly and shouted at the portal: "I'll wait for you to come back for revenge! Have a nice journey, little brother."
When the portal closed, Constantine had a serious expression on his face: "What a loss, a huge loss! I should have charged him a little more money."
..............................
Falling, falling, and falling.
There is nothing to say about this. That bastard Constantine opened the portal at such a high place!
If you don't have any special skills, you will fall to death.
The further you fall, the stronger the heat wave becomes. The air is distorted and you can't see what's going on below.
When he was about to fall to the ground, Tian Xiaoban covered his body with air to increase his resistance to extreme environments.
The covering energy also allowed him to break free from the constraints of gravity and perform the Air Dance Technique.
The land of hell was bright red, and the areas that were not red were filled with lava. Fortunately, I used the Air Dance technique to float in the air. If I had fallen directly into the lava, my death would have been really miserable.
"Shit, that map is totally useless. How can you tell the direction in a place like this with blurry vision?
Damn Constantine, he didn't teach me how to find the direction at all!"
Tian Xiaoban rummaged through his belongings to see if Constantine had stuffed anything in there, such as a compass or a north needle.
Then I turned to the parchment map given by Teacher Zatanna.
The map, which originally had no pictures, actually had lines on it. He opened it and saw that this was the map that Constantine had shown him.
However, the drawing on the parchment was not as clear as on the demon skin.
Fortunately, the location is marked on this parchment!
The area where Tian Xiaoban is located has a pentagram symbol on the parchment.
"Teachers are still reliable! You jerk, just wait for me! When I get out, I will definitely use my boots to kick your ass hard!"
Chapter 102 Garfield is evolving rapidly (Part )
According to the conditions of the gamble, Morpheus randomly threw Garfield into hell, regardless of whether it would be burned to death by the lava or not, it was completely random.
Then, Morpheus came to Lucifer's palace in hell.
In the palace, a huge curtain was suspended in the sky, with two surveillance screens. The left half showed Tian Xiaoban, and the other half showed Garfield.
Under the curtain were two sofas and two glasses of wine. Morpheus and Lucifer sat on the sofa together, watching the live broadcast of the gambling game.
As they watched Tian Xiaoban being tricked by Constantine, Lucifer asked Morpheus with a smile:
"I like this little guy. He always brings me endless surprises. Even I can't predict his little props."
Every time I observe Tian Xiaoban’s future line, I feel as surprised as eating candy.
It's like peeling off the outer shell of a piece of fruit candy. By looking at the color, you can guess the general taste, but until you put it in your mouth, you will never know what it will taste like.
He could observe Tian Xiaoban changing into different characters and taking various adventures in the future. But Lucifer could not guess what character Tian Xiaoban would become in the next second before the watch was taken.
It was as if Tian Xiaoban’s time was anchored by his broken watch.
"If I look at it from the perspective of time, his chances of winning this bet are constantly changing. Sometimes he wins overwhelmingly, and sometimes he loses miserably. This is the kind of game that's interesting! Morpheus, I love this game!"
Morpheus still said coldly: "You proposed the conditions of the bet, I just choose what I want to choose. Lucifer, your love for the game process has nothing to do with me. I only want the result."
Lucifer finished drinking the wine in the glass, but the glass would be automatically refilled immediately, so that the wine in the glass would always remain in that position.
Even though he was about to vomit from drinking the hellish aged wine, Lucifer no longer disliked it. After all, it was not easy for him to find something fun in this world that he did not know about, as he was omniscient and omnipotent.
"Alas, you are always like this. Morpheus, after so many years, you have to change your indifferent attitude towards everything!"
As a friend, Lucifer can only give some advice. Morpheus's indifferent attitude towards everything is actually an occupational disease, just like his omniscience and passivity.
As the person in charge of "dreams" in the Endless Family, Morpheus can have whatever he wants.
He is the God in the dream, and he can get whatever he wants. As long as the life in the real world has ideas, thoughts, and can think, then Morpheus can turn all impossibilities into possibilities and dreams into reality.
He can ignore all the processes and give you the results directly!
When everything is within reach, you will naturally lose interest in everything.
Being indifferent to everything is a habit Morpheus has developed after existing for too long and protecting himself.
"It's not that I don't care about anything, Lucifer. Indifference just reduces the things I can care about."
"Whatever you say, come and drink."
........................
the other side.
Garfield was lucky enough to wake up in mid-air, but in fact he was woken up by the heat.
It was high in the sky, with a confused cat face.
"Holy shit, where is this? Am I not in Wayne's bedroom? Class?!! Tian Xiao Class!!!"
That being said, its falling speed did not slow down at all. The ground was red and it did not look like a suitable place to land.
The cat transformed, his entire body began to turn blue, his body became thinner and longer, and swallowtail-like wings quickly grew from his back.
Ice Ghost!
His whole body became transparent and he penetrated directly into the ground. Under the rock layer was magma, but he did not fall directly into the magma. He flapped his wings in the bright underground, turned upward, and flew out of the ground.
"This ability to pass through walls is pretty good! It's okay like this! Hehe... But where is this place?"
He flapped his blue wings and flew in the air, checking the surrounding environment. Maybe Tian Xiaoban had also come here.
However, on this map with a red background, this blue, flying moth is like a firefly in the dark night, so bright and outstanding.
Human words: It was targeted by the flying mid-level demons around it. Its eye-catching blue appearance was like a group taunt in front of the demons: "Come and kill me!"
Trash Demon No. 1: "Wow, is this a new demon? It looks really weird!"
Trash Devil No. 2: "I've never seen it before. It smells icy. It's blue and looks delicious!"
Small fry Demon No. 3: "I want to taste it, too! Ha——" Flames burst out of the demon's mouth and attacked the ice ghost directly.
The same thing happened to the Small Demon No. 4 and Small Demon No. 5, they flapped their bat wings and moved forward to attack.
He exhaled cold air like Garfield: "Ha——"
Unfortunately, the ice and cold air he sprayed out were instantly dissipated by the heat waves of hell.
This was obviously the wrong environment. This was a scorching hell, and the cold air blown out by Garfield was as weak as a school fan in summer.
The demon, who was originally afraid that Han Bing Garfield would use intermediate magic, sneered after seeing the ice cube turning into air:
"Hahaha, what a weak demon! Catch it! Go! Eat it!"
Five mid-level demons of the small fry level rushed towards Ice Garfield with a grin, wanting to tear him to pieces!
Ice Garfield is not a good-tempered person either. The opponent is taking advantage of the field, and he also has a character who can take advantage of the field.
"You really disgust me! You're not the only ones who play with fire!"
Garfield flew straight down. Although he had never fully transformed before, he didn't mind trying it now!
His right hand had already turned red and swollen before he rushed down, with special lines entwined on his hand, emitting a faint red light. This huge hand seemed so out of place on this thin blue-black body.
However, the moment that right hand inserted into the hellish magma, the Ice Ghost's eyes instantly turned into bright gold like magma.
Groudon's genes are fully activated, and surging fire power pours in!
“Roar~————!”
The roar was dizzy, and the demons froze in mid-air.
【Cliff Sword】!
Rock spikes mixed with magma broke out of the ground without any warning!
In an instant, the five demons were turned into "candied haws".
"I have brains but not much, I don't know if they are useful!"
Groudon Garfield walked to the "candied haws" and took a bite!
This is also what Tian Xiaoban meant. He once said to Garfield: I might unlock a space character in the future. What if I accidentally teleport you away?
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