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He walked to the office area.

Constantine was sitting at her desk processing documents. When she heard someone approaching, she looked up and glanced at Tian Xiaoban who was coming over.

"Tell me how much you can pay for the lawyer first, and then I'll consider how much time I can spare. If you don't have enough money, don't waste my time!"

She was wearing a beige windbreaker, had golden hair, and her tone was full of desire for money, so it could be her.

Tian Xiaoban: "Uh, I'm not here to sue. I want to ask, do you know what hell is like?"

She frowned, looking at me like a fool: "Hell? This is hell. Listen, this is a law firm. If you want to ask such boring questions, you should go see a psychiatrist. If you come here to chat with me, then I think it's unnecessary."

I could hear the impatience in her tone and looking at the pile of documents on her desk, she might be really busy.

"Well, thanks for the advice."

Tian Xiaoban left decisively, this is not the case. If it was the real Constantine, he would have readily agreed to cooperate, and then sold you out when forming a team, and would never shirk the business.

He walked out of the office building and made a phone call: "Kowalski, how did you determine that those two people just now were related to Teacher Zatanna?"

[According to surveillance records, she once looked for Constantine like you did, and these two were the ones she had contact with.]

"...This is really...a trap. Where is the next one?"

[The homeless bar, eight kilometers west.]

…………

A motorcycle shining with golden light passed by the roadside, and Tian Xiaoban drove to his destination.

To be honest, Tian Xiaoban was a little worried, afraid that the remaining one was also a fake.

Then he would have to go into hell alone like a blind reckless man.

The homeless bar is located next to a garbage dump in the suburbs outside the city.

The cool Ghost Fire electric motorcycle parked outside the bar instantly attracted the attention of the homeless people around.

Tian Xiaoban got out of the car, put up his tripod and ran towards the bar.

The other homeless people did not see Tian Xiaoban pull out the key, and they ran excitedly to the electric scooter, wanting to take the opportunity to drive away.

"Shit, this car doesn't have a key?"

"Stupid, it should be a hidden button, look for it."

"Oh yeah, yeah! Look for it."

"Hou Lixie, this car is so damn cool, even if I can't drive it away, I'm going to move it!"

"That makes sense, let's move together!"

Five strong men worked together and lifted the electric scooter.

The anti-theft system on the electric scooter, that is, AI Kowalski, immediately released a blue electric shock. This pure metal electric scooter has a very powerful discharge range.

Five people were electrocuted and fell to the ground. The homeless people who were not electrocuted were scared and stayed away from the motorcycle.

………………

Tian Xiaoban didn't pay attention to the people around him. He ran into the bar and yelled, "Constantine! You bastard, you should pay me back!"

The roar was so deafening that it frightened everyone.

The old drunkards who were still in the bar saw that there was something fun to watch, so they all looked at the drunk guy sitting in the corner of the bar!

This is very obvious and the goal is clear.

Tian Xiaoban walked over and lifted up the drunk's head. With his scruffy blond beard, his features could not be seen clearly. From the smell of alcohol and the bottles of wine piled up on the table, it was obvious that he had drunk quite a lot.

Tian Xiaoban flipped through his old windbreaker. There was no business card, no cell phone, and no money!

Damn, you have nothing! How dare you drink so much?

Tian Xiaoban was angry. If nothing unexpected happened, his trip might have been in vain again!

"Damn it, where on earth did this jerk Kang go? Could it be that he got wind of the news and hid in the mysterious house and never came out again?"

"Ah? What mysterious house?" The drunk man who had just been awakened by him heard these words in a daze as soon as he woke up.

This word is of no use to ordinary people, but the "mysterious house" is something of legend to wizards.

Someone came to see him and mentioned the Mysterious House. Constantine rubbed his eyes, trying to cheer himself up.

Seeing the drunkard wake up, Tian Xiaoban asked casually: "Your name is John Constantine, the great dark magician?"

Constantine yawned. He could recognize the name on his business card, but he didn't recognize himself. He should be a potential user: "Uh-huh, it's me. Haha~ What's the matter? Are you looking for me to perform an exorcism?"

He yawned, and Tian Xiaoban, who was drunk, took a step back.

Tian Xiaoban shook his head: "No, I just want to ask you a question, do you know the distribution of the demons in hell?"

"Hell? Oh, that's not a good place. Young people, don't commit suicide~~"

Constantine shook his head, refusing to answer the question.

He did not deny the existence of hell, nor did he call Tian Xiaoban a psychopath. He just refused to answer the question. Tian Xiaoban knew that he had found the person he was looking for!

"You know? You really are the scumbag Kang? The shame of the famous mage, the scum of the world."

After waking up from a sleep and being scolded, Constantine, no matter how good-tempered he was, couldn't help but complain:

"Tsk, what a rude brat. They say I am a disgrace to mages, but that's because they have no vision. They say I am the scum of the world, but that's because those old stubborn people have never been able to play tricks on demons like I can.

Ahem, I never care about those false reputations."

There is a sense of self-boasting in the complaints.

Tian Xiaoban nodded repeatedly: "Ah, yes, yes! I admire your wisdom, then can you tell me where the demons in hell are distributed? I need to go to hell to save people!"

Hearing that they were going to rescue people, Constantine looked at Tian Xiaoban carefully.

"You? Hahahaha, kid, are you going to deliver food to the devils in hell? They like souls like you who have never seen the world. Where are the pure souls~"

Maybe Constantine saw that Tian Xiaoban was still a virgin, but it didn't matter. Tian Xiaoban also responded with a smile:

“Haha, I hope to encounter a stronger demon at the beginning. Otherwise, it would be a waste of my time. It would be best if I could directly encounter a top demon lord or demon king.”

After laughing enough, Constantine kindly reminded:

"You are a little too arrogant. You have no idea how damn difficult it is to deal with demons of that level. They no longer need low-level scams to deceive and take your soul. Demons of that strength can just rely on their strength to rob you!

Oh~ Your life is your own. If you want to die, it has nothing to do with me."

The bar is a place for bragging. Even if Tian Xiaoban and Constantine were talking about hell, people around them were happy to listen.

Bars are places to get drunk. Now that he was sober, Constantine wanted to leave, but he was stopped by the bartender.

The bartender had just seen Tian Xiaoban picking Constantine's clothes, but found nothing. Out of professional ethics, he still had to ask:

"Mr. Constantine, please pay for the drinks. The total is $1800."

"Uh, did I drink that much?"

"Look at that. There are bottles all over the table. Besides, you've been drinking all day and all night. That's a reasonable offer."

Constantine searched his pockets and found that he had no money. Under the increasingly unfriendly gaze of the bartender, Constantine walked back to his previous seat and sat down.

"Please buy me a drink and I'll tell you about hell. But you have to explain yourself clearly."

"make a deal!"

Tian Xiaoban paid the money readily and also paid the tip for him.

Constantine took Tian Xiaoban out for a walk, then pointed at the house that suddenly appeared and said, "Let's go and talk in the mysterious house."

This is the mysterious house, with a variety of appearances and powerful protective magic. The real location of the mysterious house exists in the gap between the worlds, so it can teleport across parallel worlds. Zha Kang has used it many times to avoid the pursuit of demons, otherwise he would have been torn to pieces by those creditors.

"Don't look, come in and talk. The room can isolate the prying eyes of those demons. If you shout the names of demons in the human world, you will be noticed."

Constantine waved his hand, and the empty hall of the mansion instantly turned into a toilet. Here, as long as he wanted, the interior of the mysterious house could become whatever he wanted.

Constantine was not shy at all and went to the toilet on the spot. Tian Xiaoban was not to be outdone and took a piss. Unlocked achievement: Pee in the Mysterious House.

After finishing, Constantine walked to the sink on the other side, washed his face and shaved at the same time.

"Tell me why you want to go to hell."

"My partner has been captured. I have to rescue him within a month and stop the demons from invading the human world."

"Puchi~Hahahaha. Hiss, that hurts!" Constantine cut his face while laughing. He wiped off the blood without caring and said:

“Do you think hell is a toilet? You can come when you want and leave when you want?

The first request, to rescue your partner, you can still do it as long as you are well prepared. But the second one? Are you kidding me?"

After wiping his face, Constantine lifted his hair, and the show-off man appeared again. Compared with his previous sloppy appearance, he now looked more like the rumored Constantine.

“Let’s not talk about the ordinary demons. There are so many of these things in Hell that it’s impossible to clean them all up.

I have summoned hundreds of demons above the mid-level with brains. I have summoned at least a dozen high-level demons. You can't deal with just these, not to mention that there are demon lords and demon kings above the demons.

You said you want to stop the invasion of hell? Hahahaha, well, let's go bet with them! Only soul contracts can make these demons obedient. "

Tian Xiaoban: "It doesn't matter. Do you know the map of hell? I'll go to the location with the strongest demons!"

Constantine was infuriated by the other party's ignorance: "Fuck, I think you are crazy, do you think what I just said was a joke? A mid-level demon can kill people in a small town quietly, and a high-level demon is enough to affect a city? With your escape speed, can you run through a city in an instant? Don't go and die, kid!"

Tian Xiaoban: "Is that so? Is there anyone who can destroy the world? I want to fight him in a duel!"

Tian Xiaoban looked serious, he really thought so.

It was because of this seriousness that Constantine's serious expression froze. This kid is serious!

"Hou Lixie! Do you want to die without any pain, so you want to challenge a demon king-level character?"

“Uh, no, I have an ability that makes me stronger when I meet a stronger opponent, but it has a time limit. If I use it just because of some minor characters after traveling through time, it would be a big loss!

If you encounter a demon king, then this ability can unleash the power of a demon king!

So, do you understand?"

"Hiss..."

Constantine took a deep breath, trying to cool down his brain, because a crazy idea suddenly popped into his mind!

"Are you sure? If you are, I can customize a rescue plan for you, and you need to help me save a soul! No, no, no, if you go to save a soul, you will definitely be fooled by that bastard, so go beat him up! Yes, yes, yes, just beat him up hard!"

"Who?"