Don't train beautiful girls in a weird direction.

Back to the classroom.

The huge classroom was empty, but the corridor outside was noisy, a bit like the high school sports meet in my previous life.

They should all go to the playground to prepare for some club celebration.

He took a break and ate the cheap bread in the drawer. Chi Yumo, that vicious woman, didn't even bother to let him stay for dinner.

I fed the hamster but left myself hungry.

After filling my stomach, I prepared to go out for a walk.

As soon as he went out, he heard a fight outside. Chen Mo subconsciously thought that he had traveled through time again, to ancient times...

"Hey, you old thief Yang! Surrender now!"

"Li Gou, isn't last year's humiliation enough for you to drink a pot of wine?"

"Hey! Old thief! Things are different now. Let me see how much you look like you did before!"

"bring it on!"

"Brothers, go ahead! We must grab the throne!"

"Where's the Sigma man?!"

"Where is Fiji Oki?!"

"Kill him to pieces without leaving any trace behind!"

"Kill, kill, kill!"

Not a buddy...Chen Mo was a little confused.

Chapter 85: After the nonsense comes the Shura field

On the playground, the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers.

I guess if Batman comes, he will abandon the Joker and run away. Gotham is still slightly inferior to Shiam.

The people of Shi'an are simple and honest, and do not support idlers.

The battle between the two armies in front of Chen Mo made it difficult to evaluate it with a critical spirit.

Just forget your brain and enjoy it.

"Brothers, shout out the slogan of us Sigma men!"

Yang Chengang, wearing a gorgeous suit, raised his arms and shouted. Behind him was a group of Sigma men wearing the same suits and sunglasses.

"What are you supposed to do when a woman looks at you for more than three seconds!?"

"Wall-dong! Wall-dong! Lift her chin and wall-dong her!"

"What are you going to say!?"

"Hey, woman! Do you want to slide on my tall nose?"

"Not loud enough! Let me hear your faith!"

"Haha! Woman! Do you want to play on the slide on my nose?!"

"Very good." Yang Chengang understood the rhythm of slogans very well. After a brief pause, he took off his sunglasses and continued to roar:

"Your group message was rejected, what should you say?!"

"It's so funny, so funny! I don't even want to date you! Date you! Narcissistic woman, you don't think I like you, do you? I like you, do I?!"

"not bad!"

Although the sentence structures were not very coordinated, their slogans were surprisingly unified.

Turning to Li Dan, he was riding on the shoulders of the cute girl and the strong man, his mustache facing the wind without any intimidation,

"Damn it, it's actually a straight man's slogan that doesn't make sense at all?"

“But alas, I’m not the same person I was last year!”

Li Dan placed his right hand on his forehead and made a "seal" gesture.

"No problem, Fijian army, tell those lickers on the other side, what is our slogan?!"

After hearing the order, all the Fijian troops performed a Michael Jackson hip-lifting movement and burst into a sound wave:

"Fiji Fiji! The deer is so weak that it has muscle weakness, and the deer is bursting its corpus cavernosum! When you see a beautiful girl, one shot shows respect, two shots show respect to heaven and earth, three shots show medical records, and four shots show cuts!"

"Wow!!"

The sound is like a huge bell, the bells and drums never stop.

Upon hearing this, Yang Chengang took three steps back, slid to his knees on the ground for dozens of meters, then somersaulted and fell into his own Sigma army in a panic, covered in cold sweat.

"Coach!"

A Sigma believer caught the weak Yang Chengang, checked his breath, and looked panicked.

"Quick, quick, protect the king! The coach bought their Fiji Cup earlier, and the cup is poisoned! Protect the king!"

"Rat! How could you be so sinister..." Yang Chengang fell into the crowd, staring at Li Dan who was walking slowly towards him with his eyes wide open.

"You like to buy the bottle version, right?" Li Dan smiled sinisterly, letting the cute girl and the strong man who looked like the Hulk pinch his neck.

"You even hid the fact that you attacked Fiji. You are a despicable hypocrite."

Li Dan's eyes flashed with ferocity, "Why don't you buy a life-size doll?!"

"asshole..."

Yang Chengang's neck was squeezed tighter, making it difficult for him to breathe.

"What kind of poison did you give me..."

"Fengyoujing with mustard chili oil." Li Dan laughed cruelly, "I already knew that you were used to taking a shot before something big happened."

"You've been holding on since the fight, haven't you?" The man with the mustache smiled smugly.

"You didn't expect that your most trusted milk bottle, Fiji cup, was actually a spy planted by me."

"and..."

Yang Chengang was sweating profusely, as if he suddenly realized something, with a look of horror on his face, "And?"

"Your most trusted deputy of Sigma is also my man! Hehehe! Hehehe!"

As soon as Li Dan finished speaking, Yang Chengang suddenly felt his whole body lighten. The person who had just supported him suddenly let go and stood next to Li Dan.

In the blurred vision, his most respected deputy Sigma took off his sunglasses and suit, revealing the two-dimensional T-shirt underneath.

"Where are our former beliefs?!" Yang Chengang wanted to jump up and punch this bastard, but the combination of Fengyoujing, mustard and chili oil made it difficult for him to even stand. "Traitor!"

The deputy looked at him and shook his head.

"I'm sorry, Commander, Brother Dan... you gave me too much." The deputy smiled bitterly, "After the matter is completed, Brother Dan promised to give me a 90% new Ai-chan, which... is really hard for me to refuse!"

90% new, because Li Dan only used 10% of it.

"You idiot! You're going to betray me just because of a doll filled with gas?!"

"What did I do wrong?!" the deputy screamed, tears streaming down his face. "You weren't like this before. You used to fight Fiji in front of the brothers!"

"Look at you now... you've been reduced to using a bottle... and you won't let the brothers fight with you anymore!"

The deputy howled to the sky, tears streaming down his face.

"I'm sorry, coach. Sigma is not suitable for me. Ai-chan is very good to me, and Dan Ge's big family is also very warm."

He hid behind Li Dan, choking with sobs.

"Wow Darcy...it's in the shape of Ai-chan now."

"Hehehe, hehehehe, hehehehe! Hehehehe, hehehehe, hehehe!" Li Dan laughed wildly, his beard dancing in the wind.

Yang Chengang in front of him knelt on the ground, sighed helplessly and said:

"You can take the throne. I lost."

"It's natural."

The so-called "king's chair" is actually a chair with a backrest.

Since all the students of Shi'an No. 1 Middle School sit on benches, and the only chair with a backrest in the whole school is the

When the club celebrates, they need to move out the desks and chairs and set up stalls on the playground.

This only armchair became a battleground.

Legend has it that the community that sits on the reclining chairs will be blessed by God during the celebration.

Now there are two societies fighting for the "king's throne", one is the Sigma Society led by Yang Chengang, the other is the Fiji Society led by Li Dan.

Actually,

Not many societies paid attention to this, and the only ones fighting over a chair were the two children with Down syndrome.

Li Dan laughed "hehehe" for a while and stood there enjoying the admiring, respectful, or stupid looks from others.

There is a bit of Tang's temperament of "everyone is drunk but I am sober".

Emperor Xuanzong of Tang? Is that you? Why does Yuhuan look like Ai-chan?

"I'll get some more deer when I get home..." Thinking this, Li Dan prepared to take over his spoils.

But when he looked back, he found that

There is already someone sitting on his "throne"!

"Chen Mo? Why the hell are you sitting on my chair?!" Li Dan cursed.

"This chair has been requisitioned by the Human Observation Society." Chen Mo said nonchalantly.

He had actually been sitting here watching the battle between the two groups for quite a while.

Good looking, love to watch.

I love watching children with Down syndrome fighting with each other. It has a sense of humor that comes from a mother who just came out of the delivery room.

"Hahahaha! Li Dan, you didn't expect that all your efforts would be in vain? Hahahaha!" At this time, the Sigma coach who had fallen to the ground let out a mocking laugh.