Don't train beautiful girls in a weird direction.

"Please recognize your position." Chi Yumo restrained his smile.

"When you have my talent and status, all the self-righteousness you think is commonplace to me."

"I was born to be the protagonist of this world, and you are just a fool who is obsessed with such fantasy."

Okay, okay, you have the money and you have the final say.

"However, this is indeed an approach that suits your status. After all, apart from your own life, there is no other person you can bet on that is comparable to mine."

“It’s very sad.”

Chi Yumo looked at him with sympathy.

Chen Mo felt uncomfortable after being confronted. It was simply asking for trouble to communicate with such a sinister and narcissistic woman.

Don't force me, or I'll take out all of Miss Qingye's private underwear from the safe and blind your little fairy eyes! I'm a billionaire!

"Okay, I bet you'll fall in love with me before I fall in love with you, how about that?"

"Puchi~" Chi Yumo covered his mouth and laughed again.

"I'm sorry. Although I roughly guessed what you were going to say, I'm still shocked by your arrogance... well, should I say, funny?"

"Hey, I just repeated what you said to me." Chen Mo said.

"But it's very subtle when it comes out of your mouth. It's like an ant saying to a tiger, 'Awoo, I want to eat you'. It's incredible."

"Can you 'woooo' again? You're pretending to be an animal and I want to violate you severely."

Chen Mo was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, so he decided to use obscene dialogue to expose Chi Yumo's conspiracy.

Hearing this, Chi Yumo once again showed a vigilant expression and his smile stopped abruptly.

"I can take this as evidence that you intend to commit a crime."

"No, if you make me angry, it's not evidence, it's a fact." Chen Mo said gloomily, pretending to smile like Li Dan usually did.

Chi Yumo retreated and hid behind the electric fan, but still raised his chin and said contemptuously:

"Lowly ants, with dirty thoughts, can still act dirty."

"If you curse me again, I will take off your skirt to see if you are a white tiger. If not, I will shave it off for you and make you imitate the meow of a cat and do the splits."

"White Tiger?" Chi Yumo asked doubtfully. This new pronoun aroused her curiosity.

"A famous instrument." Chen Mo replied.

"I hope you're not joking." Chi Yumo said coldly.

"Just tell me whether you agree or not? It's a bet."

Chen Mo didn't want to argue anymore.

Chi Yumo came out from behind the electric fan with an expression that said, "I'm not going to tease you anymore. It's boring."

"To the superior, this is an unequal treaty I have imposed on you unilaterally."

"There's no point in betting, because making me fall in love with you is already the greatest reward for you, even though the probability of it is smaller than the probability of you daring to violate me."

Chi Yumo once again showed his signature sarcastic smile.

Well, it turns out that he knew from the beginning that I didn’t dare, and I was just pretending to be scared.

What do you mean, teasing the kid?

Chen Mo decided to find Li Dan to learn some more disgusting dirty jokes, otherwise he would not be able to break this witch's defense, let alone break her hymen.

"Okay, okay, let's just treat it as an unequal treaty and end it." Chen Mo said perfunctorily.

"I'm more beautiful than an angel. I gave you lunch and bandaged your wounds, but you didn't even say a word of thanks?" Chi Yumo tilted his head and questioned.

Please don't kill with your head tilted, it will be very harmful to little Chu Nan.

"You seem to like to add some high-sounding prefixes to yourself?"

"These words should feel honored to be used by me."

There's no hope for this woman.

Chi Yumo turned around and put her hands behind her back. She seemed to like this action very much.

"Let's save our thanks for later. Come with me to the Human Observation Society first."

I don't want to thank you... Chen Mo was speechless.

"why?"

"Hmm?" Chi Yumo turned around and frowned slightly, "As a member, isn't it my duty to participate in club activities?"

Chen Mo almost forgot that he had this identity.

"Can I quit the company?"

"If you plan to drop out, please do as you please."

What a wicked woman, she actually used her power to oppress me!

I, Chen Mo, swear that sooner or later, one day I will turn the tables and press Chi Yumo down under me and rub him hard!

Sighing, Chen Mo followed her happily.

I always feel that this scene is familiar...Did I follow Kiyono Taki like this last night?

Damn it! How can a man be so depressed and live under a woman for so long?

Just wait for me!

The breath that had just been sighed out was taken back by Chen Mo heroically!

"Could you please not breathe so heavily?" Chi Yumo said without turning his head. "Although deep breathing is your habit, I would think you are staring at my body and thinking about something offensive."

How can it be repaired?

"It has a strong milky scent. Do you like milk baths?" Chen Mo deliberately took a deeper breath and teased.

What surprised Chen Mo was that

The moment the words fell,

Chi Yumo paused, stopped for a moment and then continued walking.

Oh, was I right?

"Do you prefer Mongli or Inu?" Chen Mo pressed on, "I want Kiyono Takiya to try it."

Chi Yumo finally turned around, with a look of disgust on her face. She opened her cherry lips, but couldn't say anything as if she was choking. She only said:

"Dirty!"

It turned out to be the case.

Chen Mo suddenly understood.

It's easy to tell that Chi Yumo is a very conservative woman. If you tell her some dirty jokes, she might not be able to break through due to her lack of relevant experience, after all, she won't understand.

But if you just say something like, "Your skin is so beautiful, your lips are so nice to bite, what kind of shower gel do you use when you take a shower", it may be more effective.

You can even slowly get her used to such offensive words, and then use more exaggerated jokes to break her defense.

Ah, what? It turns out that it’s just the Slime Witch that cannot be targeted by physical damage? Got it!

Thinking,

Soon we arrived at the Human Observation Society, which had its own private bathroom.

As soon as he arrived, Chi Yumo took out a booklet from a cabinet and handed it to Chen Mo.

"This is the club handbook. Memorize the club rules inside."

"Also, you don't have to go to class in the afternoon anymore. Come and participate in club activities."

Chen Mo was somewhat puzzled.

"Isn't this club similar to the sleeping club?"

"Please be respectful." Chi Yumo said unhappily, "Observing humans is what I, like a god, must do."

"..."

Already accustomed to the narcissism of the Greedy Witch, Chen Mo opened the manual curiously without arguing.

As a result, the first sentence he saw left him dumbfounded.

He looked up at Chi Yumo.

I looked down at the manual again.

Make sure you are not dizzy.

"Human Observation Society Rule 1: Member Chen Mo must kiss the president Chi Yumo once a week."

Is this considered an unspoken rule?

Chapter 24: The Witch Living in Fantasy

"Cough cough..."

He coughed awkwardly.

Taking a quick glance at Chi Yumo who was tidying up the room, Chen Mo's eyes involuntarily fell on her moist lips.

"cough cough..."

"If you have a cold, please go out." Chi Yumo said coldly.

No, sister, I know every word in this code, but why are they so abstract when combined together?

Chen Mo coughed twice again to attract Chi Yumo's attention.

"Why, just seeing the word 'kiss' already makes you unable to control your desire?"

"I really admire you for being able to express your feelings to words."

The lustful witch turned around impatiently with a sullen look on her face.

"This kind of rule seems like an unspoken rule, doesn't it?" Chen Mo retorted.