Zongman: This Holy Lord just wants friendly communication

Zongman: This Holy Lord just wants friendly communication

Author: The Drunken Dragon

Summary:

Jiang Shi Nian arrives in the world of Jackie Chan Adventures.

Become the Holy Lord of Stone Sculpture and open a friendly communication system among all the heavens and worlds!

[System Main Line]: Based on the Adventure World, travel through the heavens and the worlds, establish friendly relations with the natives of all parties, and summon them to the Adventure World!

"Let a demon like me do this? It seems the system wants me to become more elegant!"

"But this mission..."

[Task 1]: Throw Afen and his trio into the pit!

[Reward]: Black Shadow Ninja limited edition JK uniform + 99999 sets!

[Task 2]: Shout out in an evil voice - Xiaoyu, I want you to help me practice!

[Reward]: Straight man's water cup - can definitely pour out hot water, and drinking it will temporarily ignore the charm.

[Task 3]: Steal Tomoyo Daidoji's magical space skirt and kiss Sakura Kinomoto

[Reward]: Random Clow Card +1, and Clow Reed's Gaze!

[Task 4]: Use a lollipop to trick Little Tiga into giving you his underwear and headgear

[Reward]: Ultraman's Light Wand - Transform into the Lord of Light!

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Is this an attempt to have friendly conversation with me?

......

Years later.

Dad looked at the ancient demons, Tiga, and Belia flying all over the sky, Spider-Man and Kamen Rider running around, as well as the indescribable evil god, the emperor of Warhammer, and the Supreme of the Forbidden Zone in the Heaven-shaking...

Shouting loudly——

"Oh! Chen Long, go call the Holy Lord! These justice leagues and the evil camp are about to tear our house apart! Dad can't defeat any of them! We must use magic to defeat magic!"

Chapter 1 I am the Holy Lord? What a weird system!

"You damn asses!"

In San Francisco, the top floor lobby of the Black Hand Building is magnificent.

Valon stood in front of a statue, pointed the scepter in his hand at the ground, and shouted angrily at several of his men.

After yelling, he turned his head slightly without any expression.

When he found that the statue behind him was still calm, he breathed a sigh of relief and came back to his senses.

"I asked you to bring your shields, but you told me that my men, who I feed and feed well every day, couldn't even beat an archaeologist, and their shields were taken away?"

Among the people in front of Valon, the thin man in a white suit smiled awkwardly.

He turned to look at the two teammates who were acting like ostriches beside him, and found that no one of them explained with him. He almost got angry and kicked one of them hard.

But I can't keep silent, or I will be punished by the boss.

Even if his teammates didn't say anything, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and explain it to Valon himself.

"The truth is, although this is the truth, but Boss, you have to listen to our story. It's really that Jackie Chan is so amazing..."

"Bullshit! What I saw was that my men, armed with the expensive weapons I bought, couldn't even defeat an unarmed man! He was just an archaeologist, and you actually said he was powerful?!"

Before Afen spoke, Valon was not as angry as he appeared.

But when he heard that his stupid subordinates were trying to excuse his failure, he suddenly felt a surge of blood.

He slammed the solid wooden desk beside him with his left hand, making a loud bang.

"I've got a bunch of idiots! He didn't even have a weapon!"

Ah Fen swallowed his saliva and said, "Boss, he didn't take any weapons, but he also took two windshield wipers..."

Wallon: "..."

calm.

Wallon.

calm down!

With his left hand tightly grasping the edge of the desk, Valon felt a little dizzy in front of his eyes.

He took a few deep breaths and his voice became colder.

"Tru, come out."

As he finished speaking, Afen and the others were stunned.

Who? Tru?

Who is this?

Just as they were thinking, a heavy sound of footsteps sounded behind them.

"Boom"

"Boom"

"Boom"

Until the voice stopped behind Afen and the other two, and a shadow covered them.

Without the light from overhead, Lasu and Zhou both had a bad feeling in their hearts.

The next moment, their bodies were suddenly locked tightly by a strong arm.

Afen felt like his shit was about to be squeezed out.

"I...wait, Boss, I'm dying, save me!"

Lasu asked for help from Walon in a miserable and muffled voice.

Just listening to their vigorous shouts, Valon forced Tru to entertain them well, then waved his hand: "Enough, Tru, I want to see my shield, go and get it!"

"Yes, my master." Tru knelt on one knee and accepted the order in a deep voice.

As Walon spoke, he would occasionally look at the coiled dragon statue behind him.

Suddenly, he discovered that a scarlet light was flowing in the statue's originally dim and silent eyes.

The blood was blazing and extremely weird.

The stone that was originally like a dead object seemed to come alive at this moment.

He stiffened and gave Trudeau another instruction.

"Remember, get the shield back as quickly as possible!"

"Yes!"

Tru responded.

"My head hurts. Where is this... Where is my 80 million lottery ticket?"

Jiang Shi Nian woke up from a state of chaos and immediately felt a splitting headache. However, the following discovery made him even more panicked.

"What's going on? Where are my hands? Where are my feet? I can't move at all! What is this red layer in front of me?"

At this moment, Jiang Shi Nian felt as if he was poured into cement alive.

No matter what part of his body.

Hands, feet, head...

Even the eyes!

He couldn't even blink!

Moreover, his eyes seemed to be covered by a layer of red mist, which made him extremely uncomfortable and he felt a sense of suffocation.

"Damn it, I can't even fart!" Jiang Shi Nian was terrified.

Could it be that even his own backyard was blocked? !

Who is it!

He dared to steal his own lottery ticket in broad daylight and even made himself into a statue!

"No, no, if that were the case, I should have died long ago! And now it seems like I don't even need to breathe, this is not right..."

Jiang Shi Nian forced himself to calm down. He found that although he could not move, he could still see things.

This feeling is very strange.

Obviously unable to move, it was as if he had been cast into a stone statue.

But not only could he "see" with his eyes, his field of vision was also extremely wide, as if he had grown a circle of eyes on his head, but everything he looked around was blood red, and it was painful to look at.

[Congratulations, you were smashed to death]

[Friendly communication system among all the heavens and worlds is open]

[The system will give you the opportunity to travel through the heavens, establish friendly relations with characters from other worlds, and summon characters from other worlds to this world]

[Open the property panel]

[Exclusive space opens]

[Detected that you are experiencing a critical event]

[Select task to start]

[Mission 1]: Send your Shuriken Corps to help Tohru snatch the Chicken Talisman!

[Mission Reward]: JK uniform set (Black Ninja Corps Limited Edition) *Unlimited!

[PS]: Every time you have one more shadow ninja, you will have one more set of JK uniforms. How about that? Your ninja army will no longer have to worry about not having enough new clothes to wear. Even if they are broken, you can restock them. This task is very good.