Fairy, I really am a villain!

Fairy, I really am a villain!

Author: Not Pigeon Paper

Summary:

In this world, dynasties coexisted, aristocratic families prospered, the martial arts world was in turmoil, and the Taoist sects were in chaos.

Wake up,

Fang Xiwen saw the dim lights outside the painted boat.

The great bed with swaying curtains,

as well as,

The girl in green with her sword drawn next to her.

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He became the eldest son of a noble family and the third young master of a villain's family.

All day long, you are either being bombarded with gold coins by the protagonist, or on the way to bombarding gold coins.

This is how it should be——

"Wait, why are all the protagonists men?"

"No, why are you all here with me?"

Chapter 1 The Kidnapped Villain

"Finally I've completed the true ending."

Fang Xiwen threw the controller onto the table and sank into the chair behind him. After exiting the game, he habitually glanced at the game time, which had reached more than 340 hours.

This pixel-style game, called "Snowy Cultivation Record", is made using the next-generation "HD-2D" technology. After nearly two months of play, it has finally come to an end.

As a domestic turn-based RPG game, "Snowy Cultivation Record" can be said to have completely grown on its XP points.

Not only is the main storyline excellent, the combat system is also quite rich, and there are heroines with different personalities - gentle queen, heroic chivalrous woman, rich loli...

Each character has a separate long-term branch line, and the interweaving of them will also lead to special dialogues such as Shura Field, so it is also jokingly called Cheng Ge Simulator by players.

"I really want to lose my memory and play it again."

After coming back from the bathroom to wash up, Fang Xiwen was still thinking with lingering feelings.

The only things we can look forward to are a few follow-up DLCs and various mods in the creative workshop. Although it is not unattractive, it is really not as exciting as it was at the beginning.

"By the way, is there a feminine mod for the Third Young Master of the Fang Family?"

"Although he's a villain, he's really nice to me."

"He not only revealed his skills but also his magical weapons. Even more than half of his wives were indirectly sent to him..."

Although I thought this character was poorly designed at first, most of the conflicts in the early stages were driven by him alone. He was lustful but had no actual contact with the heroines.

But later, as the difficulty of the game increased, the players realized that every time the Third Young Master dropped gold coins, it was like timely help. They said that only the Third Young Master was my wife, and women were a nuisance, which led to all kinds of crazy essays.

"Maybe someone will have made a mod for the female ghost Third Young Master by the time I wake up tomorrow..."

With his mind still immersed in the game, Fang Xiwen fell asleep in a daze.

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Smelling the faint smell of smoke, Fang Xiwen tried to open his eyes.

He felt the place where he was lying was shaking, and when he was about to roll up, he found that his hands and feet were tied.

"Strange, is there a thief in the house..."

Thinking that there was nothing valuable at home except a few game consoles, Fang Xiwen calmed himself down and tried to see clearly what was around him.

After seeing this, he began to doubt his life.

No, where is my home?

The 4K high-refresh monitor facing the bed disappeared, replaced by two white curtains. Looking out from the place where the curtains were opened, there were shadowy lights spreading in the water.

He seemed to be on a pleasure boat.

A skylight through which starlight shines.

A stove one foot square with flickering red light.

A bed with light-colored curtains.

And, the woman in blue who was quietly looking down at him.

The melodious fishermen's songs came from afar, traveling through the wind and waves.

Fang Xiwen was silent for a while, and finally accepted the only possibility.

He could only have traveled through time.

Although I often have similar fantasies, when such a thing really happens, the strongest thought in my mind is how to get back.

He looked around, then squirmed and sat up.

The woman did not speak to him, but stretched out her slender left hand and gently pressed on her side.

Wow.

She didn't know what method she used, but the boat began to shake with her movements.

Looking up along her hand, I saw a delicate and beautiful oval face, with dark eyebrows like distant mountains, a pair of eyes as bright as autumn water, a straight and upturned nose, and slightly pink lips.

When she saw him looking at her, her expression became even colder.

This looks so awesome, like an AI painting...

Fang Xiwen couldn't help but look at her twice more. Just as he was about to say something, he found that she pressed the hull again.

Feeling the shaking, he felt a chill in his heart. He was afraid that this force could break his neck...

Fang Xiwen couldn't help but shrink her body, her throat a little dry, as she could not believe that such a beautiful girl was actually a humanoid beast.

He forced himself to calm down.

The woman in front of him didn't seem to want to kill him, but asking rashly would arouse suspicion, so he should test the waters here.

"...Can you help me peel an apple?" Fang Xiwen asked softly.

The woman glanced at him and pulled the sword out from her knee.

Whizzing!

There was a flash of cold light, and before he could see the movement clearly, the apple on the table opened into eight pieces.

Very good, this is an enemy that I cannot defeat even with a sneak attack...

This made him even more certain that he had traveled to a supernatural world, whether it was a world of martial arts or cultivation.

At this time, the woman's eyes pierced over, as if to say, "Why don't you eat yet?"

Fang Xiwen smiled bitterly and moved his body.

Seeing this, the woman picked up a petal with the tip of her sword and put it to his mouth.

"Uh, have you washed this sword?"

"I just killed someone."

The woman replied coldly and made a gesture to stab.

Fang Xiwen quickly bit off the apple, chewed it, and swallowed it.

Then, the woman put away the sword, took out an embroidered handkerchief from her bosom, and wiped it carefully.

Wait, this handkerchief looks familiar...

He thought of a certain quest item in the game, and then looked at the woman's face. All sorts of things came together, and a name popped out: "Luo Qingni?"

Suddenly, the woman stopped wiping the sword and a puzzled look appeared on her face.

This reaction...This is the world of "Snowy Cultivation Record"!

Fang Xiwen's heart calmed down a little. Firstly, he knew the plot of the game. Secondly, the girl in front of him was a classic upright female hero with a righteous and upright character. It was most likely that she was just trying to scare him.

So he smiled at Luo Qingni, whose face turned cold and then she plunged a sword into the wall beside her.

What's going on with this reaction?

I don't remember the kidnapping part in the game plot. I've done Luo Qingni's side quest several times...

There is indeed a kidnapping plot, but it never happened to the protagonist.

Wait a moment.

Under Luo Qingni's puzzled gaze, he crawled to the table and saw his reflection clearly in the basin.

Although he had handsome features and a decent appearance, his face was deeply haggard, and his eyes were full of confusion about the troubled world. Even his eye sockets were slightly sunken, and he looked like he was extremely weak in the kidneys.

Damn, I’m the third son of your mother’s Fang family!

It’s okay that he looks a bit like me, but why don’t I have any memory of him?

No wonder Luo Qingni always has such a sour face!

With his mentality slightly broken, Fang Xiwen retreated to a corner with a wry smile, not daring to act rashly again.

From the protagonist's perspective, he loves the Third Young Master so much that he gives him gold coins and a wife. He also posted a thread on the forum titled "Discussing the Various Ways to Die of the Third Young Master".

Forum friends also made jokes about hell, such as roast pork with ginger, boiled lamb and mulberry...

Now he couldn't laugh at all.

Seeing his face turn pale, Luo Qingni tilted her head to think for a moment, then picked up another apple slice and handed it to him.

"Thanks..."