Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh even if it's like this?

Just like the gap between me and the bandaged monster in front of me.

"?"

By the time I put the discounted pork into the basket, the bandages behind me were gone.

..........................................

"I have a brilliant plan."

——However, when I got home, I saw this dead bandage sitting on the sofa eating instant noodles... When was it brewed?

"You're not welcome here."

Die took the bag from my hand and vigilantly asserted her sovereignty in the house.

"You never get to tell me what to do - and you never get to stop me."

"Then let's try..."

"For example - a way for you to marry your beloved teacher."

"..."

——Hey, why are you wavering?!

"I will do it naturally when they reach the age. It has nothing to do with you."

"You don't need it? You were planning to commit bigamy, and attacking a child who is under the age of consent is just an aggravated crime."

"Bigamy is not something that the people will report or the government will investigate - just like you and the previous ritual, and the same goes for homosexuality that undermines public order and morality."

...We can’t let her convince Die, it’s too dangerous.

"Ha... impotence... are you so sure that you will be impotent?"

"Among the children: _转qUｎ:贰￡jiu〃∪⑷『＠０［４≮″參←＝俉６〖∷四子 is still telling dirty jokes in the room, you are amazing."

"It's the same with both of us, for example - when they grow up.

They don't have to be very old, even if they are only 14 or 15 years old, can you really guarantee that your symptoms will not recur in them?"

"That's something you don't have to think about."

"How can that be possible - the priest will realize that she is a girl long before that... I have to make sure she doesn't fall into domestic violence or even get killed by you."

They actually brought up the sacrificial ritual...how despicable.

"You have the nerve to say that when you think of killing someone."

"I care about you. I've always been concerned about your relationship with her... I care about the relationship between Tachi and Toryuu."

"You are such a leisurely person."

"Of course. My recent hobby is standing on a hundred-meter-high building in the night in strong winds to wait for the sunrise. It's definitely a leisurely time."

——No, this will never end.

I have to be more decisive.

I narrowed my eyes and thought - how can I drive this guy back?

…the situation, the cards in hand, the rhythm of the opponent’s operations—everything rolled through my mind.

Then I got the answer:

"…You're just jealous, right?"

——Usually her trash talk is pretty aggressive, but today she’s been particularly verbose.

A representation of emotion, representing implicit unrest.

"..."

In the next instant, the bandage stopped moving.

——At the same time, the temperature in the room dropped drastically, and a solid murderous intent that seemed to have frozen time appeared before him at that moment...only for a moment.

"…It seems I was right—astrologers predict that today is a boomerang day."

I didn’t expect that we would boomerang at each other on the same person.

"…Maybe. You did stab me."

She lowered her head and threw the instant noodles with ice chips into the trash can with some boredom. In Die's wide-open eyes, the red soup rolled out of the black plastic bag, some of which stuck to the ground, emitting a bright red light.

"After the Trinity, I will approach God again. My next plan is not clear yet... Meanwhile, this ritual is now yours, and I will not interfere."

Her voice actually contained a wry smile.

"That's all for today - but I still want to say..."

She stood up, walked past me, and headed towards the direction where the spring breeze was blowing.

"For your marriage, I will give you a big gift - but I'm not sure if it will be in time for the wedding."

"..."

I left some vague words behind, and cold sweat ran down my forehead.

——Because after she left, Butterfly, whose eyes were sparkling, and Haruka, who had just woken up on the sofa, seemed to have a lot of questions to ask me.

Each deck can have up to three cards of the same name:

Chapter 351 83 Being Shot Down

"Everyone here, do you have any thoughts on getting married?"

After the meal, everyone who was seated at the oversized dining table at my request was drawn to my words.

"..." "..."

These are Haruka and Cho who are looking around.

"Huh? What?"

This is the lamp that comes to eat for free.

"Um……"

Exhausted by work, Mei had closed his eyes and began to doze off, so he didn't hear what I said clearly.

"Teacher is getting married?"

Lecia took two bites of the undercooked beer duck and her speech was a little slurred.

"I'm going to have an extra mom again? ...Or a dad?"

——This brat, Liuxianpu, I’ll deal with her while she’s live streaming later.

The ritual must have seen the future in advance, and it swung its legs silently.

"If I say I want to propose to everyone here, what would you say?"

"..."*N

——The table suddenly fell into silence.

You could hear a pin drop, and for just a moment I could hear heavy breathing beside me.

"I want I want!"

——As if to break the awkward atmosphere, Deng spoke first.

"I'm going to beat your kids with your money! Property transfer plus ..."

"Shut up, you freeloader!"

——I suppressed it.

"..."

La, who had been silent from the beginning, froze her smile for a moment.

"…Marriage is…marriage, right?"

"Living together, facing difficulties together, making vows, doing everything a couple should do - I don't think my understanding is wrong."

Although Die and Yao were speechless for a while, their preconceived ideas helped them come back to their senses.

"Can I go back?"

Mei rolled his eyes—he probably felt that he was not included.

"No, you are included."

"...Too frivolous (whisper)"

He muttered and sat back in his seat, his expression mixed.

"…Why are you proposing to everyone? I thought it was…monogamy."

Then he curled up like a snail retreating into its shell and continued to babble.

"There are quite a few underage children here, there's no way this can be enforced legally."

Deng looked at Mei speechlessly and took another bite of the leftovers.

"No... the legal basis has changed recently."

I sighed.

"De facto marriages, including intimate relationships including cohabitation, will be considered when returning the betrothal gifts. That is, the longer and more intimate the cohabitation relationship, the lower the proportion of betrothal gifts that can be returned after the relationship breaks down."

——What kind of expression am I showing now?

All I know is that Lian Yao looked nervous.

"Except for Jiri and La, everyone here is pretty good at spending my money."

——From buying cards to every aspect of life... Although I didn’t realize it myself, after a few months I discovered that the credit limit of the card I gave to Die seemed to be a bit too high according to common sense.

I glanced around and saw several people lowering their heads in shame, but Deng puffed out her chest with pride - I would definitely beat her up until she cried and begged for mercy.

"That is to say - although we are only considering the damage to men... or the damage to men's interests, as long as we are in our current situation, we are fully recognized by the law as a distorted polygamous relationship."

My fingertips tapped the wooden table quickly, and the sound was even audible to everyone present.

"Teacher, if you feel uncomfortable, please don't say anything..."