Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh even if it's like this?

La frowned her delicate brows and looked at me with some resentment.

"...I didn't realize you like children so much."

I was surprised.

"Ah this..."

He scratched his face in embarrassment.

"Sorry, I……"

"No, it's okay - I just want to punish Lecia... She secretly drank my treasured ice wine two days ago and didn't leave a drop for me."

I gritted my teeth and couldn't help regretting not bringing back two more bottles.

"Isn't it because you, teacher, don't drink at all?"

Die rubbed her thigh wrapped in sweatpants against me.

"I can't even use that ice wine to practice cooking. Just let it sit there and watch."

"…It's just the hamster habit that online game players have."

While signaling to the waiter to serve the dishes quickly, I raised the light to indicate that this meal had nothing to do with her anymore - sometimes her body would become insensitive to hunger and fullness, but she didn't dislike my response.

——So I give her less at every meal.

"Come to think of it, the 'intelligence agents' should be cooperating with Deng's 'company'."

Only after confirming that there are no eavesdropping devices around can this private room become a space for discussing other topics.

"...I don't know - what does their company do?"

"Resurrection technology."

"Ah... I probably won't know until I die - and there is also a normal turnover of 'intelligence personnel'."

He held his forehead.

"It may have appeared in some clause, but I just signed all the clauses that filled up two desks without even looking through them."

“…It’s not easy for intelligence officers either.”

"...By the way, since you know so much, do you know that in this city, there is a person called 'Nine-legged Spider'?"

——Click.

No one around showed any reaction, except Haruka, who was eating frantically with her head down, whose chopsticks stopped for a moment.

——Come to think of it, I haven’t introduced myself to him yet… This is the kind of forgetfulness that is typical of socially inept people.

"I know, what's wrong?"

I replied calmly.

...It’s me, it’s me!

"...It said that I must capture him at all costs."

For some reason, his face turned red - was it because he was excited by the murderous intent? The scope of work of intelligence personnel is really diverse.

"...Well, even if I have to sacrifice my body, I have to gain his...favor..."

—Wait, wait a minute?!

La's face buried deeper and deeper.

"Listen, I heard that in this city, there is a police officer, an intelligence officer, and a homeless person who must not be provoked. They can annihilate all enemies that come to attack... Especially the homeless person. The intelligence officer and the police officer may not be able to control them because of their work, but the homeless person is idle by nature, vindictive, debauched, and has a paternal love affair..."

——Hey, you guys, stop holding back your laughter!!

"As far as I know, the last two words should not exist."

I am an honest card player! I have no interest in women who are not printed on the cards!

"So, that means we are heterosexual? That's not bad..."

He sighed, as if he was relieved that he had escaped...

"Then I can complete the mission."

"… Mission accomplished?"

"Yeah, just check, check, check..."

He... No, her face was so red that it exploded. Then she lowered her head towards me, as if trying to look mature, revealing a little bit... really just a little bit of cleavage.

"Seducing... the nine-legged spider."

——Hearing this, I was 200% confirmed.

A few days ago, I was under surveillance when I was looking at a dating website.

Ultra mainstream shadows:

Chapter 129 7 What bad intentions can a kitten have?

The front-line disposal power of "intelligence personnel" is unlimited.

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"I'm sorry, I... maybe I shouldn't have told you this, forget it."

Her expression became somewhat awkward after revealing the content of the mission.

"It's strange to say, but when I first saw you, I felt that you were a very good person..."

La clenched the chopsticks in her hand slightly.

"But I was inconsiderate to rashly involve you in an incident with the city's biggest villain."

She lowered her head:

"After this meal, I won't bother you again."

...some lines from an old romance drama.

"""..."""

Everyone present had different expressions.

我基本9能想象lin出各种乱4来的情8节——足够我4将她们一⒉个个塞进⑼马桶里的情〇节。5∴

"…Don't be afraid of what I'm about to say."

But before that - it's better not to keep you in suspense and get everything out of the way.

"...I, I'm a senior agent. I'm not afraid."

——A moment of silence suddenly appeared at the dining table.

Her cheeks were still red, and she seemed to have not yet recovered from the self-blame for revealing her mission.

"I just--found you to be a lovely girl."

"...?"

As the expression of the girl I ignored gradually twisted, I dropped the ball in my hand and stepped into it as if I were facing an iron beast in the five-hand pit:

"If possible, would you like to date me with the intention of getting married?"

As her pupils dilated, I took her hand and placed it on my chest - it was quite slender and white, and I seemed to have never looked at it carefully before.

"By the way, my name... is [Nine-legged Spider]."

Even this code name, which embodies chaos and a mess that follows me wherever I go, seems to have taken on a whiff of fireworks.

....................................

"I see. Since you heard Chou and Haruka calling me teacher, you concluded that I'm not a vagrant."

"..."

At this time, I returned home, cleaned up the instant noodles that Rashiya left on the dining table, and confronted La who was sitting in front of me.

"Yes, you can kill me or chop me up, it's all up to you."

——With her hair down and slightly adjusted her posture, La looked unexpectedly feminine. It seemed that she had heard about the nine-legged spider’s preference for men and women and was deliberately moving closer to the concept of neutrality.

But... um...

My female disgust still didn't react - I glanced at the light next to me again, confirming that my female disgust was still working correctly, and was scratched by the light.

"Don't be so nervous. I told you, I just need a girlfriend with the intention of getting married - it's also OK if we can just walk into marriage right away."

"..."

Her mouth opened and closed silently, as if she was thinking about something else, and her face was as red as the dark red demon dragon...Okay, I admit that this analogy is not very good.

"Just to ask, your income is pretty good, right?"

"Uh? Well, it's a high level, I guess."

"Who is taller, male or female?"

I have heard that being unemployed is equivalent to a man earning 8 yuan a month.

"It's in the general society! After all, the terms say that you really have to die when you have to. And there are also unreasonable things like what's going on now..."

"Boom boom boom!"

She was interrupted by the sound of a door being slammed from the back of the room.

——That means it’s more than enough to support one more person.

Okay, the plan to trick her into raising a child begins!

"Okay, then please tell me about your current marital status, emotional experience, and... um, family situation."

I took out a small notebook.

"I have a house and a car but no experience, my parents are missing and I have no relatives..."

"Um……"

I wrote a "protagonist template" in my little notebook - her income is really that high, and she doesn't look older than me, so she should just be a high school student.

"But I won't go after your property—oh, by the way, do you like children?"