The beginning of Siheyuan starts with refusing to bring lunch boxes

Xu Fugui's eyes widened as he yelled at Li Yingzi, "Shut up!"

Li Yingzi immediately dared not speak, because Xu Fugui's expression was something she had never seen in the twenty years since she married him.

Xu Fugui slowly walked towards Xu Damao. Xu Damao looked at Xu Fugui and really felt that his father wanted to castrate him.

"Dad, don't, my brothers-in-law have all spared me!"

"dad!"

Xu Fugui slowly raised the kitchen knife. When Xu Damao saw the knife falling, he was filled with fear. He closed his eyes and shouted, "Dad!"

I only heard the sound of the knife hitting the floor tiles.

Xu Damao slowly opened his eyes and saw the kitchen knife between his legs.

Xu Damao was sweating profusely at this moment. He swallowed his saliva and said in a trembling voice, "Dad, you..."

Xu Fugui looked at his son with disdain.

"Useless! How could I, Xu Fugui, have a son like you! You were caught playing with women by your own wife, and in less than half a month, you caught him twice!"

"The key is that I didn't get any advantage at all!"

"Bah! Trash! You don't have the ability, but you still want to play tricks!"

"I'm warning you, if you do what happened today again, I'll really castrate you! You embarrassed me, I've never embarrassed anyone this big in my life!"

Xu Fugui didn't make it clear what "today's matter" was, whether it was to find a woman or to embarrass him, but Xu Fugui didn't care about that, he just warned him

Xu Fugui opened the door and said to Li Yingzi, "Let's go home. You can give money and tickets to your in-laws later!"

After thinking for a while, he took out ten yuan from his pocket and threw it to Xu Damao, then left.

Li Yingzi was also frightened by Xu Fugui's action.

At this time, after hearing Xu Fugui's words, he finally reacted, glanced at Xu Damao who was still sitting on the ground and was pale with fear, and then chased Xu Fugui.

The people in the courtyard did not leave after the Eight Vajra left, but watched the show at the door of Xu's house.

Hearing Xu Damao's shout, everyone stretched their heads to see what was going on inside. But after a while, they saw Xu Fugui opening the door and coming out.

After watching Xu Fugui take Li Yingzi away, everyone started talking about it.

"Why is Xu Damao sitting on the ground?"

"Why is there a kitchen knife in the crotch?"

"What did Xu Fugui do to Xu Damao just now? Why does Xu Damao look so pale?"

……

Xu Damao didn't come to his senses until Xu Fugui and his wife left for a minute or two. Looking at the kitchen knife between his legs, he was really scared.

When the knife came down just now, I felt my crotch tighten!

At this moment, the heart that had just stopped suddenly began to beat wildly.

It took Xu Damao half a minute to recover. He stood up and moved the table back, then closed the door, poured himself a glass of water, drank half a glass of water with shaking hands, and then he felt better.

……

get off work in the afternoon

He Yuzhu, He Yushui and Song Xiaomei came back together

Because, at noon today, when Song Xiaomei and He Yushui were having lunch, they talked about fishing. They said that He Yuzhu hadn't taken them out fishing for a long time. As they were chatting, He Yushui said, "Xiaomei, I really want to eat fish. I haven't eaten it for a long time."

“Yeah, I want to eat it too.”

He Yushui said slyly, "How about we go find my brother later and ask him to cook fish tonight?"

Song Xiaomei blinked her big eyes and said, "Of course!"

Then, the two of them worked together to find He Yuzhu

Although He Yuzhu was cursing and mumbling, he still nodded and said that they would go buy fish together in the evening.

Two mandarin fish weighing about two kilograms are hung on the handlebars of the bicycle.

Just as the three were about to enter the courtyard, they heard Song Xia's voice, "Hey! Why are the three of you together?"

The three of them turned around, and He Yuzhu complained, "It's these two girls who said they wanted to eat fish. I have such a hard life! After all, I am the director of the canteen! I didn't expect that I would still be a cook when I returned home!"

The three girls were all laughing.

The four of them entered the courtyard. Yan Bugui, who was fiddling with his own flowers and plants, saw He Yuzhu's fish and his eyes lit up, but he did not go up to take advantage.

Because, in the past few years, I have never been able to take advantage of He Yuzhu, not even Song Xia.

"Teacher Yan, you're off work so early again."

"Zhuzi, are you back?"

……

When Song Xia got home, she brought He Jianjun back from next door, and then she was taken out to play by her aunt and auntie.

"Brother Zhuzi, how do you eat this fish today?"

Song Xia came over while eating potato chips and asked

"Do you think it can be made into fish with fermented soybean paste?"

"How about asking them? After all, they were the ones who ordered the food."

"Hey! They eat it the way I cook it! Let my wife decide."

Song Xia gave him a look that said, "Okay, let's eat fish with fermented bean paste!"

"Okay, listen to my wife, you wait outside first, the food will be ready later!"

As He Yuzhu started to heat the oil in the wok, the women who were cooking in the courtyard began to complain.

"He Yuzhu, what's wrong with you? You eat so well on Monday too! If your family eats like this, how can we eat at our house?"

"Hey! This smell is absolutely amazing!"

……

He Yuzhu did not follow the first-level standards, otherwise who knows what this courtyard would be like!

But even if his skill was only 70% to 80% it still caused complaints in the courtyard!

Especially the Jia family next door

Smelling the fragrance in the air, Jia Zhang swallowed hard.

"How come this damn idiot Zhu's cooking is so delicious? Isn't he a level 4 chef? But why does it taste better than when I passed by Fengze Garden two days ago?!"

Bang Geng, who had been craving for food for a long time, immediately became angry when he heard what Jia Zhang said, "Grandma, you went to Fengze Garden for dinner? Why didn't you take me with you?!"

Jia Zhang patted his head, "You are stupid, how can I go to a place like that? Didn't I tell you? I'm just passing by! Do you understand? I really don't know how you studied all these years!"

"Then where were you going? Why did you pass by Fengze Garden? Did you go to buy braised pork?" Banggeng asked

Jia Zhang's eyes showed panic, but she calmed down immediately. "What nonsense are you talking about? I just went for a walk. It's annoying for grandma to stay at home every day."

Bang Geng obviously didn't believe it, but he didn't say anything.

Qin Huairu knew that Jia Zhang must have gone to eat secretly again.

Qin Jingru, who was standing next to him, kept looking outside, wondering when some food would be delivered from next door.

Because, in the countryside, when people make something delicious, they usually give some to their neighbors to try.

Qin Huairu knew what her cousin was thinking. "Don't bother looking at it. It won't be sent here. Our family doesn't get along with theirs."

"Ah?" Qin Jingru was immediately disappointed

I thought the fried cabbage with lard tasted pretty good, but now it's tasteless.

At this time, Qin Jingru saw the child of the Yi family opposite carrying a bowl from the He family, and Song Xia also carried a bowl to the backyard.

So, Qin Jingru immediately said in surprise, "Sister, look, the chef sent it to the next door and even to the backyard."

Jia Zhang curled her lips and said, "Hey, their family has a good relationship with the Yi family next door. Usually, when they make delicious food, they will send it to that old man. As for the food in the backyard, it is sent to that old man who will never die. What a bastard, why does he recognize his grandmother for no reason!"

"You are so heartless that you don't care about our family when they are in such a difficult situation. You know, if it weren't for the two steamed buns our Dongxu gave them back then, they would have starved to death long ago!"

……

Jia Zhang said a lot, but Qin Jingru heard that there was no place for her family.

At this moment, Qin Jingru wanted to marry the fat man as soon as possible, because the food he cooked smelled so good...

He Yushui and Song Xiaomei led He Jianjun back with excitement.

"Hey! You have a good nose. You came back right after you finished it," He Yuzhu joked.

Song Xiaomei said excitedly, "Brother-in-law, sister, do you know what big thing happened in your courtyard today?"

Since we all came back late today and were in a hurry to go home to cook, we didn’t chat with our neighbors, so we didn’t know what happened during the day.

Just now, He Yushui and Song Xiaomei were playing in the yard with He Jianjun, and they heard from the neighbors

Then, they came back with satisfaction and shared it with He Yuzhu and his wife.

At this time, Song Xia, who came out with rice, heard the news and immediately came over, "What's the matter? I didn't even know anything about it, tell me!"

Although He Yuzhu wanted to listen, he felt tired looking at the three women in front of him.

The four of them sat down and ate while listening to He Yushui and Song Xiaomei talking about Xu Damao's incident during the day.

Song Xia was listening with great interest, but He Yuzhu was sweating on his back.

"Xu Damao, you bastard! Can't you just be honest for a while? You know, Song Xia just let me go!"

Today, Song Xiaomei did not go home and lived with He Yushui, and He Jianjun insisted on sleeping with her.

He Yuzhu really wanted He Jianjun to sleep with him, but who knew that this unlucky boy just didn't want to, saying that he hadn't slept with his aunt for a long time, so he insisted on going over to sleep with her.

Finally, in He Yuzhu's desperate eyes, the two girls led He Jianjun back to the ear room.

At nine o'clock, He Yuzhu finished soaking his feet and looked at Song Xia anxiously.

I found that Song Xia was still reading, and I felt much more relaxed. I wanted to go to bed early. If I fell asleep, I should have passed this level.

Unexpectedly, just as He Yuzhu lay down on the bed, Song Xia came over with a smile, "Hey! Why are you going to bed so early today? It's just right, I'm sleepy too."