Your Majesty, don't look back. I am Your Majesty.

And the other side.

The youngest Saintess of Feixian Island, Empress Qi, who was staying in the corner, pouted her lips and looked at the man in front of her with contempt in her beautiful eyes.

"Slave, flatterer, shameless!"

And at this moment.

Emperor Xia, who was sitting on the throne, clapped his hands and laughed. His tiger eyes, which were usually gloomy, were now filled with ecstasy of mutual admiration between talented men!

"A bosom friend! A bosom friend!"

"Xiao Anzi!"

"You're such a fucking talent!"

For the first time in his life, someone appreciated his masterpiece in such detail. Emperor Xia was so excited that he could hardly contain himself and even swore, regardless of his image as an emperor.

"Your Majesty is serious."

Yu Huaian bowed politely: "Although I am not very talented, I love literature all my life. I just came across a masterpiece this time, and I was so happy that I said so much, which delayed the time of His Majesty and the ladies."

He actually meant to say...

If I hadn’t just triggered a god-level option, the reward would have happened to be a life-related attribute that I had never encountered before!

This is bullshit, it makes me sick just reading it!

Ding.

"Judgment completed: Choose one."

"You get rewards: Language Charm +100%, Calligraphy +10, Painting +10 (Due to the improvement of the level of Painting, you have mastered the master-level painting method of "Spring Palace Picture")."

........

"Hahahaha! Lord Yu, hold your tongue!"

Emperor Xia was extremely happy at this moment. He walked forward with the gait of a dragon and a tiger and patted the young man on the shoulder: "From now on, whenever I hold a poetry gathering in the palace, you, my dear Yu, must be by my side to appreciate it!"

Yu Huaian's scalp tingled, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your appreciation!"

"By the way, Lord Yu."

The smile on Emperor Xia's face suddenly faded, and he looked at the boy carefully: "You look fair-skinned and elegant. Before entering the palace, you must have come from a family of scholars, right?"

"Report to Your Majesty..."

Yu Huaian was thinking about how to start.

Concubine Wan on the side said quickly: "Oh, Your Majesty really has a good eye for talent! Eunuch Yu is indeed from a scholarly family in Jiangnan, but unfortunately his family fell into poverty. When he was young, his parents were killed by horse bandits. He was alone and had no one to rely on, so he had to resolutely enter the palace. Alas, he is really a poor little boy~"

Hearing this, Yu Huaian felt relieved.

"This woman really is protecting me all the time."

"Could it be that she really felt sorry for my sister and I, spending the night on the street in the middle of winter? That's why she brought me into the palace and let me put myself in her warm body?"

"Tsk tsk, I didn't expect Lord Yu to have such a background."

Emperor Xia sighed softly, seemingly with pity, "It's okay. Since you have entered the palace, you should serve me well for the rest of your life and serve my concubines well. I will give you a bright future!"

"I bow to thank God for his grace!"

Yu Huaian hurriedly thanked him.

"Hey, Rain Lover!"

Emperor Xia suddenly thought of something, his eyes flickered, "Since you come from a family of scholars, why don't you improvise a poem?"

"Today I have granted you the Heavenly Order, and there are so many beauties here!"

"It's a great time to compose poetry and couplets!"

"this......."

After hearing this, Yu Huaian's heart suddenly sank.

He wasn't panicking.

As a time traveler from the Blue Planet, he has behind him the great sages Abai, Afu, Dongpo, and Juyi, who are considered the most powerful group of talented people in China.

Of course, he was very confident in his ability as a plagiarist!

The key is...

This isn’t the male protagonist in the online novel.

Who can remember all the poems word for word?

In fact, when he first traveled through time, that year, Yu Huaian was eight years old, and the Yu family had fallen into poverty.

Since he couldn't learn martial arts, he thought about copying some poems to support his family.

But the reality is.

He has no achievements and is a descendant of criminals in the martial arts world.

The poems and essays copied from ancient Chinese greats were never even glanced at by the mainstream literary world, and all of them fell into oblivion!

.......

"call out."

"You have triggered the God-level selection system."

"Option 70: Compose a poem upon the emperor's order, and make all the concubines' degree of astonishment reach 30%. Reward: Calligraphy +1 (can reach the state of returning to nature), Cooking +."

"Choice 2: Disobey the order. Reward: The Six Secrets of Heavenly Sword, a top-grade Heavenly Sword Technique, the supreme martial arts sword technique. If you practice it to a deep level, you can reach the state of "nothing else but the sword." "

"Ahem, when it comes to poetry, Xiao Anzi only has a little knowledge of it."

Yu Huaian said modestly: "If your majesty orders me to do so, I can give it a try and make a fool of myself."

"Okay, okay! You do what you say! You have guts!"

Emperor Xia laughed loudly, his interest growing. He pondered for a second and said, "That's right! All the beauties in my harem are here today. It's a rare sight to have so many beauties gathered together. How about you write a poem using my Imperial Concubine as a representative?"

"Ok?"

Yu Huaian was slightly stunned, and looked back. In the middle of the concubines was Concubine Wan, who was wearing a phoenix crown and skirt, had an oval face, and was absolutely beautiful and flawless.

Suddenly, inspiration came to me!

Hey! Make a bowl of beef noodles...

Oh no, copy a poem by Abai to liven up the atmosphere!

Just do it.

Yu Huaian first bowed to Emperor Xia who was sitting on the throne.

Then, he came in front of the tall and graceful Concubine Wan, who had just been drunk by him....

Facing Concubine Wan's doting and gentle eyes, his tone unconsciously became gentle.

"My lady, I am coming~"

After hearing her lover's words, it was as if some secret switch in her body was triggered. Concubine Wan's plump red lips unconsciously lifted up, her eyes were full of peach hearts, and under the hem of her skirt, her plump and slender snow-white legs began to rub uncontrollably...

I rely on!

Her performance...

So many concubines are watching!

Your Majesty, please respect yourself!

Yu Huaian quickly looked away.

........

A moment.

The whole audience was watching.

This handsome and incomparable newcomer from the West Factory, with an air of immortality, shook his python robe and chanted:

"The clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, the spring breeze blows over the threshold and the flowers are gorgeous"

The first sentence is finished.

The entire hall was silent for a second.

Several concubines behind Emperor Xia, who were well-versed in literature and came from prominent families, including the daughter of a great scholar, Concubine Shu, were all shocked, as if they had seen the god of literature descend to earth!

They all expressed their admiration for the poems of Mr. Rain, the gorgeous words and clever imagery!

He was so creative that he used clouds to represent clothes and flowers to represent people to describe the woman's noble and extraordinary beauty!

It’s simply a stroke of genius!

It's totally not on the same level as the doggerel poems that His Majesty usually writes!

"So wet! So wet!"

"I didn't expect that Eunuch Yu is such a talented and handsome man!"

"No wonder Empress Wan favors him so much! Who wouldn't like such a gentle, considerate and talented young eunuch!"

......

The concubines looked at her with their beautiful eyes and praised her endlessly.

"This guy who is nothing but a show-off and whose mind is full of such things... can he actually write poetry?"

Lady Qi, who had a gloomy face throughout the whole process, also had her beautiful eyes wide open with a look of disbelief!

Although she was born in a martial arts sect, Feixian Island has always trained the most outstanding saints as future imperial concubines. Not only must she be proficient in boudoir skills, but also in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and songs!

Therefore, even if she ignored the surprised expressions of Concubine Shu and others, she could judge for herself——

This seven-character quatrain written for Concubine Wan is undoubtedly a good poem worthy of being published in the palace!

"Humph, this damn slave, his mind is full of flattery for Concubine Wan, it's really disgusting."

Noble Lady Qi looked back towards the young man in the hall who was receiving everyone's praise.

But I was surprised to find out.