I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

"Who?"

"I am the Overlord of Western Chu—Xiang Yu."

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Volume 109: Crazy Bet

"I am the Overlord of Western Chu—Xiang Yu!"

Ji Yu said this with great anger.

Liu Ji paused slightly, his eyes gradually widened, he saw... a look of madness, a look of self-abandonment, and a look of despair appeared on Ji Yu's face.

She was ferocious and in pain, and looked as if she was stabbing herself to death with a dagger.

"I am Xiang Yu, and this woman lying on the ground is my general in my previous life - Long Qie! You didn't expect it... Didn't you expect that this guy with a big ass and a feminine body is actually a man!"

"Liu Ji, you really have a good appetite, you are so perverted... You even have fun with people like this."

Liu Ji looked at Longju in a daze.

Long Ju's face collapsed directly. She covered her face with her hands, curled herself up, and sobbed.

"Why are you crying? Weren't you very happy just now? Weren't you having a lot of fun just now? Yo... Can you, a man, play like this with another man? Longju... You are really embarrassing yourself."

Ji Yu attacked wildly and madly.

She smiled and hated at the same time, with a self-destructive look in her eyes.

She's crazy...

It's crazy.

Liu Ji blinked and asked a fatal question, "Who is Xiang Yu?"

Ji Yu, who was going crazy, was stunned when he heard this.

There was a trace of confusion in her eyes, and after a brief pause, she seemed to remember... Liu Ji was not awake yet, and he had no memory of his past life, which meant that she had no idea who Xiang Yu and Long Ju were.

She gritted her teeth and smiled coldly, "Xiang Yu was your great enemy in your previous life. He once hunted down your wife and boiled your father alive. You two have a deep hatred for each other. Long Ju was Xiang Yu's subordinate. They are both men."

"That is to say, Long Ju and I...we are both men! Men!" she yelled madly.

"Are you very happy doing that with a man? Is it very enjoyable? You are such a pervert!"

She vented wantonly, and was obviously very angry...but she couldn't help but shed tears.

She's crazy...

She broke down too.

Liu Ji pinched his chin, admiring her gaffe. "Oh? Were you men in your previous life?"

"Yes! And he is a man who kills innocent people indiscriminately and does all kinds of evil!" Ji Yu was extremely vicious.

"But why do I remember...that I was a crab in my previous life?" Liu Ji blinked.

Phew...Long Ju, who was crying bitterly, couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Ji Yu was also stunned.

Liu Ji continued, "Speaking of which, it's not me who's perverted to have sex with crabs, it's you guys."

Ji Yu was dumbfounded.

"I didn't lie to you... I still remember how I died. I was caught and thrown into a pot and turned red. Maybe God thought my death was too tragic, so he arranged for me to enjoy the human world in this life?" Liu Ji speculated kindly.

Ji Yu gritted his teeth and said, "You don't care? You really don't care? She is a man, and I am a man too!"

Liu Ji walked over and helped Long Ju up, gently wiping the dirt off her body. Long Ju resisted weakly while looking at Ji Yu.

Then I heard Liu Ji say, "Look... she has such a good figure and looks. You said this kind of thing is a man, why don't I believe it?"

"But she was one in her previous life! Long Ju, tell me...were you a man in your previous life?" Ji Yu gritted his teeth.

Long Ju covered his body with one hand and his face with the other... he was too shy and embarrassed to answer.

Liu Ji's eyes lit up and he smiled and said, "Isn't that better?"

what?

Ji Yu was stunned.

Long Ju froze.

Liu Ji pulled off Long Ju's clothes, lifted her chin, and said with a smile, "Oh, General Long, I didn't expect that you were such a hero in your last life, but you turned into such a beautiful woman in this life. Weren't you invincible before? How come you can breastfeed now?"

Longju gritted his teeth...

A series of emotions including pain, anger, shame, embarrassment, hatred, shyness, etc. appeared on her face.

In just a moment, she could no longer control herself...her body twitched and she fell to the ground.

But Liu Ji didn't let her go, and asked with his head down, "Hey, General Long, is this the extent of your strength?"

"Stop...stop talking...stop talking." Long Ju covered his ears desperately.

Liu Ji forcibly pried her hands apart and said with a smile, "Perhaps I should call you by another name? King of Jibei?"

Swah...

Long Ju rolled his eyes.

My whole body began to spasm.

Liu Ji was watching from the side with a smile on his face...

While admiring Longju, he also looked at Ji Yu.

Ji Yu was so scared that he quickly took a few steps back and said through gritted teeth, "You pervert...you bastard!"

"Xiang Yu? What a nice name... Actually, I didn't like you that much at first, but when I heard that you were a man before... I suddenly became interested. Ji Yu, will you marry me? I really want to marry you."

Ji Yu was stunned, his eyes widened.

There was shock, joy, fear, and disbelief.

She gritted her teeth and said, "Who do you think you are? How could I possibly marry you?"

Liu Ji walked over, and Ji Yu retreated in panic, but there was a big tree behind her and she had nowhere to retreat.

Liu Ji slapped him...hard.

The man lifted her chin and kissed her directly, his hands also getting dishonest. "Xiang Yu, you are really good."

Ji Yu's eyes flashed with extreme shock. She pushed Liu Ji away frantically, retreated quickly, and angrily said, "You! You! You! Who do you think you are? How dare you? How dare you?"

She subconsciously hugged her chest to protect her most sensitive part.

"Who am I? I am the winner... From the tone you just spoke, you probably never beat me in your previous life, right? I must have beaten you up pretty badly, right? Why do you, a loser like you, dare to challenge me? You should just take off your clothes and serve me obediently."

"You're dreaming!" Ji Yu gritted his teeth.

Liu Ji smiled and approached again, "You know in your heart that you can't beat me at all. You are no match for me at all. Why are you resisting?"

Seeing Liu Ji getting closer and closer...Ji Yu's face flashed with panic.

She gritted her teeth and said, "Yes, you beat me up badly in my last life, but I tell you... I will never lose again in this life. You will definitely be trampled under my feet!"

She was going crazy.

"Oh? Really? What if you fail?"

Ji Yu was stunned for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "If I fail...you can torture me however you want."

Liu Ji noticed that after she said this, her whole face relaxed.

"Okay, then you don't want the money I gave you. Our previous favor is over. You can focus on fighting me, but I have a request."

"any request?"

"If you lose, you can't kill yourself."

Volume 110: Burn the Boats

"If you lose, you can't kill yourself."

Even after Ji Yu returned to the big tent, these words still rang in her ears.

This damn bastard...this damn Liu Ji.

Does Ji Yu have the confidence to defeat Liu Ji? She doesn't, she really doesn't...

Before she really met Liu Ji, she thought that Liu Ji defeated her only because he was shameless, and that if he was given a chance, she would be able to turn defeat into victory. But after the real meeting, she understood... Liu Ji crushed her in all aspects.

Even if she is given another chance, she won't win.

She saw...Long Ju was being tortured wantonly, and both physically and mentally he was being madly trampled upon by Liu Ji.

Ji Yu can't stand this...

I really can't stand it.

The craziest torture she had ever imagined was not as exciting as what just happened...

If she really had to face it, she would rather die.

So...she had already decided in her heart that if she failed...she would commit suicide! Just like in her previous life, even if she, Xiang Yu, lost the battle, she would never be captured.

However...

The bastard Liu Ji blocked this road.

He gave all his belongings to Ji Yu and put forward this condition.

Ji Yu really wanted to refuse, but once she refused... she would immediately become a commander without troops... What could she use to fight Liu Ji?

Therefore, she could only agree.

Besides, it’s not like she has no chance of winning at all... She has the wisdom of two lifetimes, two whole lifetimes, and she just doesn’t believe... She really can’t win in this lifetime?

If you win...