I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

The next moment, Liu Ji screamed.

The woman stuffed her cold hands directly into his quilt.

"What are you doing? Murdering your husband?" Liu Ji became alert.

"Hmph! If you don't want to go, then don't go. I'll go by myself." She also knew that this man was born in the Year of the Dog... No rules will apply when he gets angry... She had no choice but to go visit by herself. Anyway, no one dared to gossip about Liu Ji behind her back.

Look, she knew how to get along with Liu Ji after just one day of marriage... She has to do everything by herself, Liu Ji can't take care of it.

The newlywed wife dressed herself up a little and went out happily.

Liu Ji lay down again...

But just as he was about to fall asleep, he felt an inexplicable skip in his mind, as if something terrible was about to happen... He tried hard to overcome it and wanted to continue sleeping.

I heard a buzzing sound...

A big axe smashed the window directly, flew in from outside and hit Liu Ji's bed.

He is just a little bit away from me.

"Liu Ji!" Fan Fan's voice was heard outside.

"Liu Ji!" she yelled, her voice filled with anger.

"I've been looking after the pavilion for you, doing my best. When I was busy, I would just sleep there and didn't even dare to go home. What about you? You actually got married behind my back?" Fan Fan felt terrible.

She jumped into the house, picked up the axe, and swung it angrily with a buzz.

Liu Ji barely dodged, and the axe hit the wall heavily...then the entire wall shattered.

Liu Ji was completely dumbfounded when he saw this. If he had not dodged just now, he would have been finished with just this one blow.

Oops...

Fan Fan was angry, completely furious.

"Please listen to my explanation. Please listen to my explanation." Liu Ji quickly got up, jumped out of the window and left.

Fan Fan chased out with an axe and chopped him down with a huge blow. Liu Ji tried to dodge... but he didn't dodge well enough and the axe chopped his hair in half, missing his head by a tiny bit.

"You are going to kill me..." Liu Ji was confused.

"I just want to kill you! I wish I could eat you, such an unfaithful man! You better die!" The axe was swung again.

Liu Ji finally realized that Fan Fan was completely angry and he would really die if he wasn't careful... He tried his best to dodge.

But Fan Fan was really angry... He wielded a huge axe with great force, and in a short while he demolished the entire yard. That was not all...

It even knocked down the neighbor's wall.

The neighbor came out and was about to argue, but when he saw the big axe, he didn't even dare to put down his hand, and he didn't even dare to stay at home. He just ran away, or he would lose his life.

After dancing for a while, Fan Fan got tired and said angrily, "Liu Ji, if you are a real man, don't hide from me! Let me chop you up to vent my anger."

You may vent your anger by beating me up, but I am no longer angry.

"I've never been a hero." Liu Ji admitted his mistake on the spot.

"I will kill you! I must kill you today!" After a short rest, Fan Fan became angry again... This time Liu Ji didn't even dare to stay in the yard and ran directly to the street.

Fan Fan was so angry that he lost his mind. He swung the axe without care. He smashed countless walls and chopped down countless trees along the way. The dogs in the village were so scared that they dared not bark, let alone the people.

Finally, she was tired.

He was panting heavily while leaning on the axe, his mouth still not relaxing. "Just wait... When I have rested, I will turn you into meat paste, make meat buns, and eat you bite by bite."

Oh my god...how did a tsundere like that turn into a yandere?

Liu Ji hurriedly said, "Fan Fan, I married my wife for you."

Fan Fan was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, and he looked straight at me, "Do you think I'm a fool? I gave you all my dowry... How dare you marry someone else?"

She finally revealed her cards.

Yes, what does it mean for a woman to give her dowry to a man? Is there any need to ask this? Fan Fan had long wanted to be Liu Ji's wife, and she even moved in directly.

As a result...Liu Ji married someone else.

“I am helpless.”

Fan Fan snorted softly, hugged her chest, and while resting, she watched how Liu Ji argued.

"I want to marry you too...but you know I have no money."

"You don't have money to marry me, but you have money to marry someone else?" Fan Fan, who has never been very smart, was not easy to deceive at this time.

However...no matter how hard it is to deceive Fan Fan, he is still just Fan Fan.

"I didn't spend any money to marry this wife."

"How is that possible! I heard that the Lu family is a wealthy family. How can you marry them without spending any money?"

"Look, you said it yourself... The Lu family is a wealthy family, and I'm a poor guy. How can I marry the eldest daughter of the Lu family by spending money?"

Fan Fan froze, pinching his chin and thinking hard... This kid's CPU has burned out again.

"Then what's going on? You raped her and made her pregnant?"

"Because, the eldest lady of the Lu family promised me... that if I am willing to marry her, she will give me your dowry. Otherwise, why would I marry her?" Liu Ji said as if it was a matter of course.

Fan Fan covered her head...her face was full of confusion, she was completely burned out.

This child is not smart to begin with, and Liu Ji makes her logic so confusing... How could she not have a fever?

Volume 086: Bridal Chamber

After waiting for a long time, Fan Fan finally figured out the logic.

She said in shock, "You marry the eldest daughter of the Lu family, and then let the eldest daughter of the Lu family pay my betrothal gift? Do you think I'm stupid? Liu Ji...you lied to me again, you deserve to die!"

The axe flew over again.

Liu Ji quickly shouted, "Look, behind you, my wife is here."

When Fan Fan turned around, he saw Lu Zhi rushing towards him angrily.

She immediately became timid and quickly put her hands behind her back...with an expression that said, "I didn't do anything."

"Girl...are you Fanfan?" Lu Zhi asked breathlessly before she even arrived. She should have seen the damage Fanfan caused along the way...it was like a dinosaur entering the village.

"Yes!" Fan Fan's face turned red, and he tried to act tough.

But she is short, has a childish face, and has a great ability to jump... No matter how you look at her, she doesn't look tough.

"I...I just came to your house and gave the betrothal gift to your mother." Lu Zhi was a young lady with a delicate body, and the journey was quite a burden for her.

"Dowry?" When Fan Fan heard this, her eyes widened. She looked at Liu Ji, then at Lu Zhi...the U that had been repaired with great difficulty was burned again.

Liu Ji still felt that it was not enough, and continued, "Fan Fan, don't just listen to her, go back and ask your mother."

Fan Fan scratched his head, subconsciously picked up the axe and went home.

After the little girl left, the couple looked around... and saw a row of trees that had been chopped down. Fan Fan became angry... The sky and the earth changed color, and the sun and the moon lost their light. If Liu Ji had been careless just now, he would have lost his life.

He said in shock, "Now you know what will happen if you don't marry her, right?"

Lu Zhi nodded with a look of horror.

Liu Ji said helplessly, "Hey, I have several women like this. I don't want them, but they insist on getting close to me. It's okay if I don't get married, they can still have thoughts about me. If I get married...then the consequences will be disastrous."

Lu Zhi felt very unwell.

"So, if you meet a woman who likes me in the future, you must honestly offer the betrothal gift, understand? Otherwise, it won't be a small matter, but it will be fatal. If you want to blame... blame yourself for insisting on marrying me."

Little Lu Zhi was still relatively immature...and when she saw the damage Fan Fan had caused along the way, she immediately nodded like a chick eating rice.

"Also, you are the eldest wife, you have to take care of the emotions of these women... If they suddenly feel that they are not married and can only be concubines... and they are unhappy and suddenly go crazy, we can't bear it."

Lu Zhi looked as if it was a matter of course.

Hahaha..

Hahaha...

Is Lu Zhi jealous? Does Lu Zhi dislike other women?

OK...

Then I will force Lu Zhi to help me control one woman after another.

At this time, Lu Zhi still thought that she only had to face Fan Fan...she had no idea what kind of swords and seas of fire she would have to face.

The couple walked home hand in hand, apologizing to those who had suffered losses along the way.

These people would accept apologies, but they would never dare to ask for compensation.

Liu Ji is a shameless gangster who can use any tricks, and Fan Fan is a brainless freak of strength... If these two get together, even if the house collapses, neither of them would dare to ask for a penny.

After returning home, Lu Zhi hired several people to repair the yard and rebuild the wall.

The next day, Fanfan came.

The two men were facing a formidable enemy, especially Liu Ji...who was ready to run away at any time.

But Fan Fan was much more rational this time. Although he was still carrying the axe, he did not dance with it anymore. He just looked aggrieved.

"You promised to marry me, you promised to be my wife, I've already slept with you, and you actually married someone else!"

The little girl was so angry that she was about to cry.

Liu Ji also understood... After all, Fan Fan contributed almost everything. Her only problem was her tsundere. If she had spoken out earlier... How could there be any Lu Zhi?

Look at Lu Zhi, not only did she not ask for a penny of betrothal gift, she even paid for it...

Liu Ji didn't even say he would marry her, but she just married him directly. Liu Ji wanted to protest...but she knelt down in public.

If Fan Fan had this kind of energy, they would have had a child.

But then again...if Fan Fan were like Lu Zhi, she would not be Fan Fan anymore.

"I'm here to marry you." Liu Ji said immediately.

Fan Fan pouted.

"Three thousand taels for the bride price? Do you see people around you offering such a high gift? If they didn't really want to marry you, they wouldn't give such a high bride price?" Liu Ji started to criticize Fan Fan again.

But...Fan Fan rested for a whole day, she is no longer the Fan Fan of yesterday, her U is very healthy now.