I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

"I just believe it."

"why?"

"Without enough failures, how can there be success? You will definitely succeed, you just need someone to help you bear the failure. Since you can't bear it... then I will bear it." Liu Ji said gently, and then... he turned around and left.

He didn't even ask how Yingying would spend the money.

Seeing that Liu Ji was about to disappear, Yingying shouted from behind, "Liu Ji!"

"what's up?"

"I can have a baby!"

“Hahaha…hahaha” the laughter spread far away.

Yingying looked down at her figure and felt regretful for the first time.

Volume 082: Liu Ji's Wedding

On the way back, Liu Ji hummed a little tune.

This time, it was really enjoyable.

Especially when Li Yingying shouted in panic, "I don't believe myself", it was really cool.

Yingying has failed three times... She didn't make any profit after being paid three times in a row, so her self-esteem couldn't stand it and she took the initiative to sell herself.

But Liu Ji not only refused it, he also gave her another 20,000 yuan.

What else is there? "Even though you don't believe in yourself, I believe in you"

If such words were spoken, not to mention women, even if Li Yingying was a man... he would have to sacrifice himself in public.

Seeing how touched she is, it won't be long before she wears a nurse's uniform, right?

I'm kind of looking forward to it.

As for whether Yingying can make a crossbow?

Liu Ji doesn't care at all... It would be better if she can't make it in her whole life, just let her keep losing money, let her feel guilty, then she will obediently put on the nurse's uniform and white stockings...

The bunny girl was a little inappropriate for a short woman like her.

But Li Sisi is suitable. When the time comes, the two sisters will be a little nurse and a bunny girl...

Stop!

Stop!

I haven’t bought the nurse uniform yet. I have to wait until Li Yingying loses this money before I can buy it!

It’s too early to think about this now.

Liu Ji returned home happily. As soon as he entered the village, he found it decorated with lights and full of joy. People were handing out wedding candies on the street, and some elderly people who were living a hard life were also given free gifts.

Even the main road of the village was paved with bright red cloth.

What a great occasion! The host is very generous.

However, there doesn’t seem to be any rich people in this village... Whose wedding is this?

He quickly grabbed a man and asked, "Old Li, whose wedding is this? Why is it so grand?"

Old man Li turned to look at him, and was startled. He shouted, "Why are you here, little bastard?"

Hey... Liu Ji was not convinced. This is his home. If he is not here, where else can he be? Yes, I am very familiar with you, but you can't just call me a little bastard right away, right?

Since he dares to confront me, he will definitely retaliate.

But he was a big gangster, and ordinary retorts could not show his superb level, so he smiled and said, "I just came back from a fight with your daughter-in-law."

Old Li’s face suddenly turned dark and he came up to hit someone.

Liu Ji didn't hide, just watched... If the old man dared to make a move, Liu Ji would make him lie down immediately.

From the time he could just crawl to the time he couldn't walk anymore, he was never afraid of anyone.

Finally, Old Li put his fist back and said through gritted teeth, "Do you know who is getting married today? I'll scare you to death if I tell you."

Who with such a high status could scare him?

Liu Ji looked puzzled.

"Third Grandpa, I was wrong just now, please tell me...please tell me."

Old Li snorted, "Let me tell you...the people getting married today are both far away and close at hand!"

In front of you?

Liu Ji looked around but didn't see anyone else.

After thinking for a while, his eyes lit up instantly and he asked, "Could it be you, Uncle Li? You are not dead yet, so how can you be married in the afterlife? What's the matter? Did you take the medicine in advance today? Can you catch up with the time?"

Old man Li was so angry that he took off his shoes and started beating him.

Liu Ji seized the opportunity, grabbed his shoes and threw them far away.

"Liu Ji! You bastard, you have no eyes for giving birth to a son!"

"Then go back and see your grandson...see if he has any." When it comes to arguing with people, Liu Ji has never lost. Bullying the elderly and the weak may be something that others may be cautious about, but Liu Ji doesn't.

When the old man heard this, he immediately took out the other shoe.

Liu Ji just stood there, squinting at him...If he made a move again, Liu Ji would throw the second shoe into the river.

"You bastard! You are getting married today! You don't even know your wedding day?" Old man Li cursed.

I get married?

Where did my wife come from?

Fanfan?

Fan Fan doesn't have the money to do this.

Liu Ji looked confused "Who is my wife? Who married me?"

The wedding was held at the doorstep, but Liu Ji didn't even know who he was going to marry.

Could it be Xiao Hongzhuang?

Is she so bold?

"It's Miss Lu from the city! Liu Ji, you...you went to propose marriage yourself, have you forgotten?"

what?

Is this really my wedding? The one marrying me is Lü Zhi?

Damn...

This isn't cuckolding, how come I'm the last one to know? The whole village knows I'm married, but I'm the only one who doesn't know?

Liu Ji hurriedly left Old Man Li behind and ran straight to his house.

"Hello, groom."

"The groom's official is here!"

"Let's let one let, let one let!"

People kept shouting along the way.

This confused Liu Jizhen...he was really married.

When I got home, I saw a huge sedan waiting at the door.

Liu Ji's biological father was dressed in nice clothes, looking like a decent human being...he stood there greeting people and accepting gifts continuously.

Liu Ji was so angry that he could not stop talking.

Hey...

I was the last one to know about my marriage, and I didn't get a penny... You were so happy to receive it!

He walked over, kicked over the gift-receiving table, and angrily said, "When did I say I was going to get married? Get out of here!"

Old man Liu took the money he had just received and said with a smile, "Liu Ji...what's wrong with someone marrying you? The Lu family is a wealthy family."

The people around also looked confused.

This is the first time I see a groom making trouble at his own wedding.

"This marriage is over... Go away, go away!" Liu Ji drove them away without any courtesy.

He was used to being domineering in the village, and others dared to be angry but not to speak out... They all prepared to leave cautiously.

"Wait!" A voice came from the sedan chair. Who else could it be but Lu Zhi?

Liu Ji was really angry... He was the last one to know about his marriage, and Lu Zhi didn't even inform him in advance. She just came when she said so?

"Hey, miss, why are you so angry?" He started to speak sarcastically.

The curtain of the bridal sedan was opened, and Lu Zhi walked out from inside with a veil on her head... When the people around saw the bride coming out, those who were about to leave came over again.

"Didn't you tell me to come directly if I wanted to get married? So here I come."

"I don't want to get married anymore, so please go back now." Liu Ji said bluntly.

The scene suddenly froze.

Old man Liu came over quickly and said, "Liu Ji! The Lu family is a wealthy family... They have a lot of money and they spent a lot this time. Besides, it's good enough for someone like you to marry you. Why are you so picky?"

"Why don't you marry her?" Liu Ji was not polite to his father.

"Asshole!" The old man kicked him, and Liu Ji was about to fight back.

Just heard a thud...

Lu Zhi knelt down in her wedding dress.

this...

It is indeed a bit too much to make the bride kneel on the first day of the wedding.

And yet, this is not the most eye-catching thing.

Lü Zhi held up a decorated whip in both hands and said, "Since I have married you today, I will never go back. From now on, you are the master and I am the slave. You can do whatever you want."