I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

Haha...little fool.

Xiao He was certainly more intelligent than Liu Ji...otherwise how could he have become his prime minister?

But there are still many aspects where makeup is far inferior to Liu Ji.

The woman then asked, "Why did you treat them like that? Why did you suppress one and insult the other?"

As if he felt that his previous act of self-pollution had worked, Liu Ji said with a smile, "Li Sisi is obviously petty and intolerant. If I suppress her...she will explode with me. It's better to use both methods, and I guarantee that she will be obedient."

"That little dead face, although she has a sour face every day, she is magnanimous and has a strong sense of self-esteem. If I let her go easily, she will not appreciate my kindness and may even turn around and run away. But if I insult her, she will not be able to bear it with her self-esteem and will definitely stay."

"You really don't know them?" Xiao Hongzhuang was surprised.

"How would I know them? I've only met them twice, but...these two women look really good." Liu Ji still pretended to have bad intentions.

But...Xiao Hongzhuang's heart has exploded.

Xiao Hongzhuang knew that one of them was Ying Zheng and the other was Li Si, so she could figure out how to deal with them. But... Liu Ji had only met the two of them once, so he acted almost instinctively.

This is more than a little bit better than her...

In the past, she thought that this guy could only deceive his brothers, but now... he has deceived the First Emperor and Li Si.

Xiao Hongzhuang's eyes were burning with anger, but she tried her best to hide them so that the guy wouldn't notice.

This idiot thought he had successfully defiled himself, but in fact... he had already got Xiao Hongzhuang under his control.

Does Hongzhuang care about his lust? No, not at all. What Hongzhuang cares about is that he is generous and knows how to appoint people to the right positions.

When they arrived at the place, Liu Ji said to Xiao Hongzhuang coldly, "I'm telling you straight, I won't marry you. Get out of here right after you see Fan Fan, and go back to be your county magistrate."

Hongzhuang smiled softly, "I am no longer the county magistrate. I just quit my job today... just to be with you."

Volume 055: Excitement

Damn it?

Liu Ji was stunned.

How come the story from the previous life happened again?

Where did I go wrong?

Am I not being an asshole enough? What's wrong with these women? Why do they come closer to me the more asshole I am?

Just when Liu Ji was doubting himself, Xiao Hongzhuang came over and whispered in his ear, "My dick is not small, my butt is not small either, and... I'm whiter and tenderer than them. How about it... do you want to take a look?"

She has a gentle and elegant image, but she insists on saying such vicious words.

This contrast is really unbearable.

While Fan Fan was not paying attention, Liu Ji...immediately took action and patrolled fiercely.

"That's all." Liu Ji commented.

Xiao Hongzhuang didn't expect Liu Jizhen to dare to attack her. Her whole face turned red, so red that she couldn't even face anyone. She wanted to avoid it, but pretended to be calm.

This allowed Liu Ji to understand her true character...

Others think this woman is gentle and elegant on the surface, but in fact...she is really gentle and elegant, and the so-called dirty jokes are just a means to please someone.

It's like a high-ranking young lady who, in order to please a poor boy, deliberately learned some disgusting words and even quit her very promising job.

Just to be with you.

But if you really think of her as one of your own kind, you are wrong. In essence, she is still... a young lady.

Dirty jokes, Xiao Hongzhuang said it's okay...if you really get the hang of it.

Then she couldn't stand it.

She simply couldn't accept it, but she couldn't resist it.

After being touched by Liu Ji, she couldn't hold on any longer. She pulled Fan Fan up and said, "Sister, take me to see where you live."

Look... he ran away with his tail between his legs.

Now Liu Ji also realized that Xiao Hongzhuang had given in to him... and he could not get rid of her no matter what. The more he defiled himself, the more this woman would conquer herself.

If this woman really approaches you, just wait... She will force her own logic on you, forcing you to win, forcing you to win continuously.

It was very obvious at the meat bun shop before... When she saw the problems in the accounts, she directly revealed them, not giving Li Sisi any chance to quibble, and forced Liu Ji to deal with her.

But Liu Ji just wanted to lie down and lose.

The two people are simply incompatible.

In this case, why not... force this young lady to break her bottom line every day... and make her focus on dealing with me every day, so... she won't have the time to find trouble.

it is good...

It was such a happy decision.

In the evening, Xiao Hongzhuang came again with Fan Fan.

As soon as she entered the room, she bowed deeply to Old Man Liu and also gave him some small gifts, which made Old Man Liu very happy.

Then, she said with a smile on her face, "I have always been in the capital and have never been to the countryside. I feel so refreshed to be out today. And coincidentally...a family next door is moving away, so I simply bought that house."

Fan Fan followed up and said, "It's the Zhang family in front. They didn't intend to sell it, but Sister Hongzhuang gave too much."

Xiao Hongzhuang glared at her and Fan Fan immediately stopped talking.

Liu Ji had guessed long ago that this woman would definitely stick to him. She had finally managed to stick to him, so how could she leave so easily?

If Xiao Hongzhuang was a little more shameless, she would have slept directly in Liu Ji's room... She is so beautiful, Liu Ji might not be able to resist.

The bad thing is that Xiao Hongzhuang is too proud... She can say it but can't do it, so she can only live next door and pretend that she didn't mean it.

Her behavior was exposed by the brainless Fan Fan, which made her face slightly red.

Xiao Hongzhuang, Xiao Hongzhuang, you are so shameless as to say dirty jokes, why don't you take it a step further?

Liu Ji didn't care and said with a smile, "Hongzhuang is pretty and smart... She lives here, so I can go and ask her for advice when I have nothing to do."

Fan Fan immediately jumped up and said happily, "You agree? I was worried that you would be unhappy, so I didn't dare to ask Sister Hongzhuang to pay."

Liu Ji gnashed his teeth in anger, but said with a smile, "How could I not agree? I'm so happy."

Xiao Hongzhuang also breathed a sigh of relief. "Then I will stay here permanently and never go to the government office again. If Liu Ji has any problems, just come to me directly."

Then, while Fan Fan was eating, she whispered with her mouth, "My bed...is quite big."

"Really?" Liu Ji asked excitedly.

"Really." Xiao Hongzhuang answered fearfully.

Hahahaha…hahaha.

What she wanted was a formal marriage, not a secret affair. This woman was really naive and playful. Every time she did something wrong, she was punished by Liu Ji, and then she couldn't control herself and did it again.

After dinner, Fanfan cleaned up the house.

Xiao Hongzhuang chatted with the old man. What was Xiao He's intelligence? What was Old Liu's intelligence? It didn't take long for her to make Old Liu laugh.

While Xiao Hongzhuang was away, Old Man Liu came over and said, "Hurry up and give her a shot."

what?

Such straightforward words left Liu Ji dumbfounded.

The old man said angrily, "This woman clearly wants to marry you, but she likes to put on airs. When you give her a shot, she will be completely shameless. Besides, she is a daughter from a famous family, and you are a toad in the mud. If you don't take this opportunity to make things fait accompli, when she figures it out... you won't have a chance anymore. Go away, hurry up... don't waste your time, this may be the only chance you have in your life."

Hahaha...

Even Old Man Liu could see it.

It’s a pity...Xiao Hongzhuang won’t leave, otherwise Liu Ji wouldn’t be so worried about this.

At night, Fan Fan lay down inside to sleep, but Xiao Hongzhuang still stayed here, refusing to leave but sitting very straight.

At this time, she didn't dare to make any dirty jokes anymore. You have to know that the village was dark at this time. If Liu Ji really went crazy and did something, Xiao Hongzhuang couldn't stop him.

"Liu Ji, look at the moon, it's so beautiful." Who wouldn't understand such a straightforward hint?

"Do you really want to marry me?"

"Um"

"Why?"

Liu Ji could barely guess the reason, but he had to ask. This woman might really like him, or she might be worried about Lu Zhi, or she might just want to sleep with the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty.

Xiao Hongzhuang had countless reasons, but she couldn't tell the real reason, so she could only make up nonsense.

Sure enough, after a long silence, she said, "Because it's exciting."

"From the first moment I saw you, I knew I wanted to marry you. You proposed today, and I will marry you tomorrow. Don't worry about the betrothal gifts, I have already prepared them for you," Xiao Hongzhuang said slowly. This also shows her bottom line. She wants to marry in a formal way, she wants to be the queen, she wants to be the main wife, and she wants to compete with Lu Zhi.

After she finished speaking, she looked at Liu Ji gently and shyly, with wisdom and cunning hidden in her eyes.

If Liu Ji woke up and knew everything that happened in his previous life, he would not doubt her, knowing that Xiao Hongzhuang was better than Lu Zhi. If Liu Ji did not wake up, then... she could use some unscrupulous means to bind the naive Liu Ji in advance.

In short, this woman feels that she will win.

But she never expected that there was a third possibility...Liu Ji was a time traveler.

The man did not respond to her confession, but smiled and said, "Can you dance? I want to see."

Xiao Hongzhuang was stunned on the spot.

It's not exciting for the eldest lady to live in the village.

It's exciting when a young lady dances for a village man.

Volume 056: Accepting the Mission

In the end, Xiao Hongzhuang didn't dance for Liu Ji...because she didn't know how to dance at all.

"It seems that Miss Hongzhuang's statement of marrying me was just nonsense. I was rude and actually thought that Miss really had the idea."

You are a noble lady, and you tell me you can't dance? No one will believe you!

You won’t even dance for me, and yet you say you want to marry me?

Xiao Hongzhuang fled in panic.

Yes, you, Xiao Hongzhuang, are gentle, elegant, and wise, but so what? I have your weakness in my hands, so I can manipulate it at will.