I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

The two people have ulterior motives, but appear to be having a good time on the surface.

Lu Bu spoke first, asking, "Why was the King of Wei born so beautiful?"

Cao Cao blushed slightly and said with a smile, "This body of mine belongs to Zhen Ji."

Zhen Ji...is the object of Cao Zhi's admiration and the goddess of Luo River praised in the "Ode to the Goddess of Luo River". At the same time...she is also the wife of Cao Pi.

In other words...Zhen Ji is Cao Cao's daughter-in-law.

Lu Bu was stunned for a moment. Cao Cao had been messing around with other people's wives all his life, so how come he became his daughter-in-law in this life? She couldn't help but ask, "Has the King of Wei ever married?"

This question is really unbearable. Cao Cao blushed again. In her previous life, she was ugly, short and dark. In this life... she finally broke through the genetic lock and became tall, fair and beautiful. Unfortunately, she broke through the genetic lock too well... even her gender was broken. In her previous life, no one could see that she blushed. In this life, she blushed... and looked pitiful.

"Married."

Lu Bu's eyes widened. She subconsciously looked down and saw Zhen Xiaoman, who was very beautiful and tall, and had a really good figure.

I'm afraid... Has she given birth to several children? She's too feminine.

Zhen Xiaoman gritted her teeth and said, "Although I have been married for three years, my husband is inhumane."

Virgin wife?

This is also considered the best.

Lu Bu suppressed his laughter and said, "The King of Wei is worthy of being the King of Wei. Being a woman is also so lovable."

Zhen Ji was originally very beautiful, but she had been married for three years and had never experienced love. Her face was so gentle and shy that it was simply murderous.

Cao Cao really couldn't hold it anymore... She didn't want this to happen, but she woke up too late. When she woke up, Zhen Ji was already married. What could she do?

Being questioned by Lu Bu again and again, she wanted to dig a three-bedroom apartment on the spot, especially since this woman kept calling him the King of Wei, which made Cao Cao embarrassed. "Don't call me the King of Wei anymore. My name in this life is Zhen Xiaoman, so I'll call you that from now on."

Lu Bu glanced at her lightly and swallowed quietly. In his previous life, Lu Bu was a sex-hungry ghost. In this life...even though he became a woman and lost that function, when he saw Cao Cao was so beautiful...he couldn't control himself.

However, Cao Cao is now a general in Zhuo County, and she is just a commoner, so she cannot cross the line. Since her adoptive father can be killed, her adoptive mother can certainly be used to contradict her... She quietly made a plan.

The guy smiled and said, "Then I'll meet Miss Man."

How smart is Cao Cao? When she heard the three words "Miss Man", she immediately understood Lu Bu's sinister intentions, but she really had no generals to use at the moment, so she could only pretend not to know.

"Why is Marquis Wen wearing a wedding dress?" Zhen Xiaoman asked.

Lu Chan froze for a moment, then smiled and said, "I just woke up and saw that this girl was getting married... so I killed the whole wedding procession and came to seek refuge with Miss Man."

Zhen Xiaoman frowned when he heard this. This guy... is still so shameless. You want to slaughter people just because you see Diao Chan getting married? This is too much.

Although Zhen Xiaoman was not a good person in her previous life, in this life... after she found out that Zhen Ji was married, she obediently served her sick husband for three whole years. She only came out after her husband died...

"Marquis Wen is so brave!" Zhen Xiaoman said one thing but meant another. She had already made up her mind... Once there were other generals, Lu Bu must die. She was the one who killed Lu Bu in her last life, and she would do the same in this life.

"Although I am a woman, how can an ordinary man marry me? I want to marry the most heroic man in the world! Miss Man, please don't call me Wen Hou anymore, just call me Lu Chan. Life is like a fleeting moment. In my last life, I was a man, so I should be invincible in the world. In this life, I am a woman... I will definitely be the most beautiful woman in the world."

Zhen Xiaoman secretly gave a thumbs up. He was worthy of being the man who could rush around during the Three Kingdoms period. He didn't worry about the issues between men and women at all. When he was a man, he was a good man, and when he was a woman, he was a good woman. That was all.

Although she looked down on Lu Chan's character, she recognized his magnanimity.

Although the two will definitely fall out in the end...but before that, they are still good partners who work together sincerely.

"In this life, I will be the emperor, and you will be the prince!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

The two looked at each other and smiled, "Miss Man, in my last life, I was reckless and ended up with my head and body separated. In this life, I must become an important official and marry a good man!"

Uh... Lu Bu! Aren't you changing your mind too quickly?

Lu Chan didn't care. "In my last life, I enjoyed the best women. Of course, I want to enjoy the best men in this life. What is it like to be with a man... I have long wanted to try it."

Well...

Zhen Xiaoman blushed slightly. Although she had never done that kind of thing, she had a husband and served men. If you say she doesn't want to, that's impossible. But if you want her to say it openly, I'm sorry, I can't do it.

She didn't want to hear this bastard continue talking. Who knows what kind of vicious words he could say? Lu Chan herself was fine, but Zhen Xiaoman's face turned red and her heart was beating fast.

"There is a meat bun shop in Zhuo County. The food is delicious. Wouldn't it be nice if we could talk and enjoy it at the same time?"

Volume 051: Just Drive

Lu Chan and Zhen Xiaoman walked into Zhuo County together and went straight to the meat bun shop.

Li Sisi was just sitting there bored, it was not her idea to leave, but she made Li Yingying angry and was kicked out.

Yingying is half the owner of this shop, so Sisi certainly can't compete with her.

Not long after she came out, she saw... two stunning women walking towards her. Sisi narrowed her eyes, raised the corners of her mouth, and a plan quietly took shape.

She liked Liu Ji and wanted to get closer to him...but Liu Ji had Xiao Hongzhuang and Fan Fan by his side, both of whom were very beautiful and difficult to deal with.

If she rushed forward rashly, she would definitely be beaten to death.

So...she has to find cannon fodder.

Originally, she wanted to encourage Li Yingying, but Yingying was born with a dead face, and it was impossible for her to seduce a man.

Seeing these two at this time...Sisi immediately had an idea.

Lu Chan and Zhen Xiaoman had no idea that they were being targeted as soon as they entered the city. They had just met and were excitedly chatting about how to conquer the world and become emperors and princes in the future.

"Boss, give me a tray of meat buns!" Lu Chan shouted at the top of her voice.

Sisi sat on the shop with a smile on her face, not moving a muscle.

Soon, the two of them got tired of waiting and came up to me, saying, "Why aren't you doing business as a merchant? We're all called meat buns."

Sisi looked at the two of them with a smile, still not replying, with a mysterious look on her face.

Lu Chan didn't care and just opened the cage, and then he was stunned.

She took a few steps back in confusion, looked at the sign, and said in bewilderment, "Isn't this a meat bun shop? Why don't you sell meat buns?"

She is brainless, cute and adorable... She is wearing a bright red wedding dress on this busy street. It seems that she is easy to cheat, Sisi concluded in her heart.

"Who told you...a meat bun shop only sells meat buns?" She said with disdain and rolled her eyes.

Sisi is very beautiful, has a domineering figure, and likes cool clothes. This made Lu Chan choked and she couldn't say a word.

"If the meat bun shop doesn't sell meat buns, what else can it sell?" Zhen Xiaoman walked up.

Oh? This guy looks smart, but unfortunately he is a bit too smart. This kind of person is easier to deceive than a fool, Sisi came to another conclusion.

"Can't you see it yourself?" She still looked disdainful. Now, except Liu Ji, no one could make her look good.

Xiao Man came over to take a look and was stunned. "Jiutou? Your meat bun shop doesn't sell them. How can you sell Jitou in meat buns?"

"What? No?"

Uh...the two of them retreated together and looked at the signboard again. It was indeed a meat bun shop...but what was sold in the shop was halberd heads.

"Boring." Lu Chan pulled Zhen Xiaoman and was about to leave.

Sisi smiled softly, "Are you two generals?"

"Exactly."

"You two, the generals, don't even bother to observe the halberd head? It seems that you two are not good generals."

"What good can the halberd heads sold in a meat bun shop be?" Lu Chan retorted without thinking.

"Then why do you think... this shop has survived?" Sisi laughed and shot back. This guy is really bold... to argue with her?

Just this one sentence made the two people stop.

They came over and lifted the cover again.

Lu Chan only took a glance and said impatiently, "This halberd head is ordinary, looks average, and doesn't feel very good."

After saying that, he pulled Zhen Xiaoman and was about to leave.

But... no matter how hard she pulled, it wouldn't move. Then she heard Xiao Man say, "No... there's something wrong with this halberd head." As he spoke... Xiao Man put the two halberd heads together.

The two people's eyes widened instantly.

Then, the halberd heads overlapped perfectly.

Lu Chan didn't believe it, so he took out another halberd head from the frame, and it still fit together. He took out another one, and it still fit together.

this...

This is truly extraordinary.

You have to know that halberds require a long period of training, but the quality of halberds is not good and they are always damaged. Often when you have practiced almost to the point, the halberd head breaks and you have to replace it with a new one... but the new one feels different from the old one.

Generals who have been training all year round are troubled by this issue, not to mention the soldiers. After training for several months, if the halberd head breaks, they have to practice again.

But...the halberd heads here are exactly the same.

You said...what does this mean.

Both of them are generals, so they naturally know the value of this thing.

"How much?" Lu Chan asked first.

Sisi just smiled and didn't answer.

"1000 Wen?" Xiao Man gave a number, which was already twice the price of an ordinary halberd head.

Sisi was still covering her mouth and laughing.

"My general is a lieutenant commander of Zhuo County! Why don't you say anything when buying a halberd head? Since you don't say anything, we will take all the 1000 coins!"

As Lu Chan said this, he picked up the entire cage.

“Wait!” Sisi rolled her eyes. “A mere one thousand dollars is enough for our halberd? Why don’t you ask who the boss of this place is!”

Seeing that Sisi was not afraid at all, Lu Chan became afraid and put down the cage immediately. Although Lu Chan was impulsive, she was not stupid. She was worried about who was behind Sisi, the county magistrate? The county lieutenant? Or even the governor?

"You won't even sell it for a thousand...that means this halberd is very good?" Xiao Man narrowed his eyes.

Sisi smiled and said nothing, waiting patiently for the two women to take the bait.

But...these two women are not ordinary people. Sisi can scare Lu Chan with just a few words, but she can't scare Zhen Xiaoman. Don't be fooled by Xiaoman's appearance of a submissive wife, but she is a powerful woman at heart.

"Lü Chan, since the store owner said that the halberd head is unusual and that the boss behind it is of great importance, there should be no problem for us to give it a try." After saying that... he gave a look.

Lu Chan understood instantly...

Oh, you said your halberd is good, so it is good? But you may not know... I am Lu Bu! A mere halberd head, I can bend it if I say so, then... you still say your halberd head is good?