I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

what?

Asshole!

Get it clear, you are one of the three great heroes of the early Han Dynasty and the prime minister of the founding of the country. Who do you think you are when you say such shameless things?

"Respect yourself!" Liu Ji was really angry now.

Xiao Hongzhuang bit her lip lightly and looked straight at Liu Ji, her eyes full of him. This woman didn't care about anything else, not at all.

She simply wanted to blend in.

Liu Ji's scalp was creeped out by her gaze, as if he had abandoned this woman. Get it right, this is the first time these two people have met in their lives.

"What do you want?" he asked in a low voice.

"I want...you to trust me."

Ok?

How could it be possible that Liu Bang did not trust Xiao He?

Could it be that at the last moment, Liu Bang became suspicious of Xiao He? Xiao He, who had always been trusted by Liu Bang, could not stand it?

It's possible.

However, Liu Ji still didn't want to meet this guy, let alone marry her.

He said seriously, "I will not marry you. Don't even think about it. First, our social statuses are too different. Second, we just met and we are far from trusting each other."

Xiao He put herself in a good mood and turned into the elegant and intelligent noble girl again. She said calmly, "Okay."

Just when Liu Ji thought she was normal, the woman suddenly whispered, "I'm not wearing a bellyband inside. You can see it clearly if you look carefully, because I know you will come."

Liu Ji took a look subconsciously and was stunned.

Xiao Hongzhuang raised the corners of her mouth slightly, looking very pleased with herself, like a cat playing with a mouse. Of course she knew what kind of person Liu Laosi was, a sex-hungry ghost.

Even though this guy says he doesn't like it, if you really give him the chance to play for free, see if he's willing to do it.

Xiao Hongzhuang has found Liu Ji's weak spot.

If you say you don’t want to get married, then you don’t have to get married?

Think he can do it?

Liu Ji looked at her with a smile on his face. "Okay, okay... okay, okay, this is how we play it, right? You, the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, don't use your brain in the right way, but only think about how to seduce men, right?"

He also whispered, "Not big enough."

Xiao Hongzhuang's face changed.

Liu Ji added, "I want to touch it now."

Xiao Hongzhuang looked at the people around her and didn't dare to move.

"You won't even let me touch you, and yet you still say you want to marry me? I don't think you're sincere at all." Liu Ji said with a look of sarcasm on his face.

The noble girl Xiao Hongzhuang stood there stupidly, not knowing whether to move or not.

You are a beautiful and elegant girl, why are you playing hooligan with me?

Don’t you know that I, Liu Ji, am the ancestor of gangsters?

Against you.

Volume 042: Bastard

"Fan Fan, let's go!"

After subduing Xiao Hongzhuang, Liu Ji looked very pleased with himself.

Fan Fan raised a big axe and rushed to Liu Ji's side, looking at Xiao Hongzhuang with a vigilant look.

Who would have known...the two words "Fan Fan" made the woman's eyes light up instantly.

She leaned closer.

Fan Fan was very nervous. He directly blocked the axe in front of him and said through gritted teeth, "You...you shameless person, stay away from me."

Xiao Hongzhuang smiled slightly and said, "Fan Fan, do you know how to marry Liu Ji? Let me teach you."

"I don't want to marry him. He's poor, lazy, and has a bad temper!" When Fan Fan heard this, she instantly became rebellious.

Liu Ji knew it was bad at first sight.

That's right, Liu Ji could beat Xiao Hongzhuang to death, and the woman couldn't even resist. But this was because he was Liu Ji. If it was someone else, Xiao Hongzhuang would have beaten him by the neck.

Especially someone like Fan Fan who has no brains at all, he might be sold out and still counting money for others.

Liu Ji was about to stop her, but he saw...Fan Fan had already leaned over to listen to Xiao Hongzhuang's whisper.

Finished!

It's all over now.

As the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, isn't it easy for her to deal with you little Fanfans?

Sure enough, Xiao Hongzhuang just whispered a few words, and Fan Fan first blushed... then became shy, and then gritted her teeth... and glared at Liu Ji fiercely.

I knew it...

For Xiao Hongzhuang, it was as easy as a weasel taking down a chicken; it didn't even require a second thought.

After a while, the two finished talking, and Fan Fan came over and said, "Liu Ji, I recognize Hong Zhuang as my sister, so you should be more polite to her in the future."

Liu Ji looked at Xiao Hongzhuang in the distance with a smile on his face.

She smiled back at me, the slight blush on her face still not fading.

Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?

Just wait for me.

Liu Ji lowered his head and said to Fan Fan, "You are stupid, why are you playing with her?"

"How am I stupid? Let me tell you...I'm very smart." Stupid people always think they are smart.

Liu Ji has his own way to deal with Fan Fan. "Look down, you have so much capital. Look at her again, she has so little capital, she can't compete with you at all, what are you playing with her for?"

Fan Fan looked down at his own eyes, then at Xiao Hongzhuang's, with a puzzled look on his face.

Never mind... this kid's CPU burned out, it'll take her a while to react.

"Sir, please come in...please come in." Old Man Lu changed his previous coldness and became extremely enthusiastic.

"There are many high-ranking officials of Zhuo County inside, including the county governor, the county lieutenant, the Gongcao, and the heads of various families."

Liu Ji nodded, well... very good. He would act crazy in there and make sure that Old Man Lu would never marry his daughter to him.

Lu Zhi or something like that... He doesn't want to marry her. He doesn't want to marry her in this life, and he doesn't even want to meet her. He has no interest at all.

As they were on the way, the old man said, "Pheasant, pheasant, here! Here!"

When Liu Ji looked up, he saw a blushing girl slowly walking towards him.

Then the old man said, "Sir, this is my daughter."

What? I just said I didn’t want to see you and you came?

Is this Lü Zhi? Are you kidding me... She is basically a high school girl. She is pretty, but not as pretty as Xiao Hongzhuang, Ji Yu and the like. She is about the same as Fan Fan, at most a school beauty.

Her real characteristic is shyness...When she walks, she doesn't even dare to raise her head and always stares at the ground.

His hands were clenched tightly together, turning red.

It can be seen that she is quite immature and quite nervous.

Hiss... What's going on? Will this kind of woman become Empress Lü in the future? What happened in the middle?

"Chi'er, come and meet Master Liu. Master Liu is the head of Sishui Pavilion. He has an open-minded personality and is smart and wise." The old man introduced with a smile.

Pavilion chief? How dare you ask that? There are either county governors or officials in there. A small pavilion chief like me wouldn't even have a place to sit.

"Greetings...Greetings, young master." Lu Zhi's voice was trembling abnormally, and she didn't even dare to look up.

Liu Ji snorted, walked forward... pinched her chin and lifted her up. She subconsciously wanted to dodge, but Liu Ji's grip was strong and she couldn't break free.

She was really just an ordinary high school girl. Liu Ji observed her wantonly... She didn't dare to look him in the eye at all. Her eyes darted around like little rabbits, and her hands were tightly grasping her clothes, until they turned white.

"Not bad." Liu Ji let go and left a judgmental remark.

Old Man Lu smiled and said, "My little girl is plain-looking and shy, please don't mind me, sir."

It is true that she was not very pretty, but that was only compared with beauties like Xiao Hongzhuang and Ji Yu. Compared with ordinary people, Lu Zhi could be considered a great beauty.

Liu Ji felt a little confused. What was going on in this world?

Why is it so messy?

Xiao He, the prime minister of the empire and a founding hero, is a beautiful woman with a dignified appearance and dirty mouth, while the sinister, vicious, jealous and vicious Empress Lu is a shy high school girl...

Did you two get your characters reversed?

"I want to marry you, are you willing or not?" Liu Ji said while shaving his teeth and throwing the branch far away, looking sloppy. That's right... he did it on purpose, he just didn't want to marry.

"It's all...it's all up to my father." The little girl spoke in an almost inaudible voice, with her head lowered so low that she almost buried it in the dirt.

Old Man Lu looked very excited and was about to open his mouth.

Liu Ji interrupted quickly, "Wait! I didn't ask your father, I asked you! After living for so long, can't you make up your mind about your own life?"

After this guy finished speaking...he pinched Lu Zhi's chin again and lifted it up hard.

Aggression on face...

He actually wanted to look into the gap, but unfortunately...Lü Zhi's figure was not good enough and there was no ravine for him to look into.

Last time, Lu Zhi was very obedient, but this time... she started to resist and pulled Liu Ji's hand hard, trying to break free.

Hey, Liu Ji just didn't do what she wanted, and he squeezed even tighter... He even leaned forward and acted like a villain, "Little girl, let me ask you, are you willing to marry me?"

"willing."

what?

Liu Ji was so scared that he let go of his hand.

"What did you just say?" He looked incredulous.