I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

You mean as long as you pay enough money you can do whatever you want?

So cute.

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, there was a knock on the door. The two looked outside and saw it was Liu Ji's biological father, Old Man Liu.

"Liu Ji, get out here!"

Liu Ji wanted to curse back, since the father and son cursed each other every day at home. But when he saw Fan Fan standing next to him, he had to pretend and went out obediently.

"Father." He even saluted.

Then, he caught a glimpse of Old Man Liu's smug, even playful expression. "Okay, okay, okay, okay, you just want to show off to me when you see Fan Fan, right? You wait!"

"Liu Ji, you are not young anymore, it's time to get married."

what?

Liu Ji was stunned for a moment, and Fan Fan's face was also stiff.

"Look at other people your age, they have kids running around everywhere, but you don't even have a wife. This is really outrageous. Come here!"

Liu Ji looked at Fan Fan next to him and decided to give the old man face for the time being and moved closer.

Unexpectedly, this old bastard came up and smashed him with his pipe. When Liu Ji was about to dodge... he pulled him over fiercely and whispered, "You little bastard, why did you mess with so many women for no reason? Did you know that Fan Fan almost demolished the house just now?"

Oh...is the old man scared?

"It doesn't matter, I can handle her, she can't take her apart." Liu Ji was very confident!

The old man threw a pipe at him, looked at Fan Fan carefully, and said in a very low voice, "Why are you so stupid? You are totally unlike my son. Let me tell you... It's okay to flirt with women, but the problem is not to let them focus on you. You have to tell them quickly that you want to marry one of them, so that... in order to win your favor, not only will they not dare to get angry with you, but they will also try to please you. As for the one you said you wanted to marry, she will not dare to do anything to you."

Liu Ji raised his head and looked at his biological father in confusion.

Damn it?

How come you're so experienced, old bastard?

Fan Fan opened his mouth and said, "Grandpa, I heard that a man named Lu moved into the village not long ago. His daughter is very beautiful... Why don't we let Liu Ji go and propose marriage?"

This unconventional move made Old Man Liu slowly question himself.

Volume 039: Three Thousand Taels

When the old man asked the question, Liu Ji was also confused, but he reacted the next moment.

The Lü who just moved here? Lü... Lü Zhi?

His future queen?

Liu Ji immediately understood Fan Fan's idea. Fan Fan wanted to dissuade Liu Ji from getting married now. Why? Because as long as Liu Ji proposed marriage, he would be rejected.

Liu Ji was just a small village headman, or to put it bluntly... just a small local tyrant. But the Lu family was a big family... The two families were not a good match at all. If Liu Ji went to propose marriage, it would be an insult to the Lu family. It would be strange if he was not beaten out.

Although Fan Fan is not very smart and has been deceived by Liu Ji in this way and that way, as long as it involves issues between men and women, especially Liu Ji's issues between men and women... this girl instantly becomes extremely smart and alert.

I have to say... this is a good move, this is a brilliant move.

How can a normal man still think about getting married if he is beaten out when he goes to propose marriage?

But the problem is...that's Lu Zhi. Liu Bang and Lu Zhi are husband and wife. You let Liu Ji propose marriage...what's the difference between this and asking a weasel to pay New Year's greetings to a chicken?

This is not allowed. This is really not allowed!

Old Man Lu was not stupid, and he also knew the key point... He smacked his lips and said, "This is not good... I heard that the man surnamed Lu is very rich."

"That's right, that's right!" Liu Ji echoed from the side.

boom!

Fan Fan picked up the axe and smashed it heavily on the ground, shocking both the father and son. Then he heard the little girl shouting, "What's wrong with that? One is unmarried, and the other is unmarried. Why is Liu Ji not worthy of her? Besides... Liu Ji is so old, he is seventeen years old, there is no reason for him not to get married!"

After saying that, she glared at the two people fiercely.

Hey... didn't you guys want to control me? Now let's see who is controlling whom! As long as Liu Ji is willing to propose marriage, he will definitely be kicked out. At that time... I don't think you dare to bring it up again!

The little girl's abacus was jingling, she had long regarded Liu Ji as her own... and would not allow anyone else to interfere.

She must resolutely fight against Old Man Liu's idea of ​​getting Liu Ji out.

"Yes, yes, yes! You're so old, how can you not get married? Go and propose marriage, go now!" Faced with the axe and the fierce Fan Fan, Old Man Liu chose to surrender.

Face and the like are not important to the Liu family at all; life is what is important.

Liu Ji was confused...No, you asked Liu Bang to propose to Lu Zhi, are you serious?

Maybe if I go to propose marriage now, I won’t be able to come back at night and will just stay there.

"That's not good." He expressed his hesitation. Lu Zhi was a well-known shrew... If two of them slept together, who knows who would break whose legs.

"You little bastard, Fan Fan has finally come up with an idea, and you dare not go?" Old man Liu jumped directly into the enemy camp.

Fan Fan's eyes were fierce. "Liu Ji, you don't make money, and you don't propose marriage, what do you want to do?"

There are more and more women around Liu Ji, and Fan Fan is getting more and more worried... He won't take the chances, and he won't touch them even if they sleep together. What does he want to do?

Do you want every woman to have one? Do you want to have a harem?

Fan Fan must resolutely stop this behavior and let Liu Ji lose face. Then he will give up those unrealistic ideas.

It would be strange if he, a small village head, was not beaten out when he went to propose marriage to a wealthy family!

"Are you going or not?" Fan Fan picked up the axe directly.

"Yes! Are you going or not? You are rebelling against me, you don't listen to me, and you don't listen to Fan Fan either?" Old man Liu was like a clown at this time.

At this point, does Liu Ji still have any choice?

"Okay...I'll go...I'll go!"

"I'll follow you!" Fan Fan smiled happily. She just wanted to see Liu Ji make a fool of himself and thus discourage this guy from changing his mind.

Fan Fan acted quickly. As soon as she came up with this plan, the next moment... she brought Liu Ji straight to Lu's house.

When they were almost at Lu's house, Fan Fan stood on tiptoe to tidy up Liu Ji's clothes. Liu Ji looked down...his eyes almost popped out of his head, they were so...so big.

Fan Fan was the biggest girl he had ever seen, yet also the shortest. She was very pure and yet very impure.

Fan Fan glared at him but didn't blame him. He just said, "You are very handsome. No woman will give you a bad face when they see you. So... go ahead and propose marriage. If they dare to be rude, I will be rude to them."

Fan Fan knew that Liu Ji would definitely be kicked out, so he deliberately cheered him up.

"Woo...you are so nice." Liu Ji hugged her.

"You're taking advantage of me again!" Fan Fan pushed him away with all her strength, her face flushed. She gritted her teeth and said, "If it weren't for the fact that you were going to propose marriage soon, I would kill you right now."

Liu Ji didn't care at all. Fan Fan had said this many times, but she had never taken action. At most, she would vent her anger on Liu Ji's clothes, and she was reluctant to even break his skin.

The two arrived at Lu's house...there was a group of people gathered at the door.

Liu Ji leaned over and heard people talking about where this wealthy family came from and why they are so arrogant?

"Yeah, it costs 300 taels to attend a banquet. I've never heard of such a grand banquet."

"The governor has gone in... the county magistrate has also gone in... so many important people have come today."

A crowd of people gathered at the door, neither going in nor dispersing.

The doorman yelled, "Don't push, don't push, everyone, get out of the way... The 300 taels you need to get in, not a penny less! Those who don't have money, get out of the way... get out of the way!"

When Fanfan heard 300 taels, he immediately backed off...

She pulled Liu Ji and said, "Let's go. We don't want to join in the fun."

She was angry that Liu Ji was fickle and wanted to make Liu Ji look bad and suffer a loss. But... once Liu Ji was really going to suffer a loss... she couldn't bear it.

So, when she came, she was very excited, and she couldn't wait to see Liu Ji make a fool of himself, but when she arrived at the place... she was so nervous that she wanted to pull Liu Ji away.

"Now that you're here, why are you leaving again?" Liu Ji struggled free.

Fan Fan came up and hugged his arm. "Let's not join in on this fun, it's too embarrassing... When I go back, I'll tell the old man that his daughter has found a husband, and he won't blame me."

Look...she was the one who insisted on coming, and she was also the one who wanted to leave.

Liu Ji smiled lightly, broke free from her arms, and said loudly, "Liu Ji from Sishui Pavilion, three thousand taels!"

As soon as these words were spoken... the crowd around them dispersed in an instant, and everyone turned around to look at the guy who dared to shout out three thousand taels.

The two servants also hurried over and said respectfully, "Master, please...Master, please come in."

Liu Ji chuckled and walked in confidently.

Fan Fan was completely stunned... Her face was pale, she held the axe tightly, and protected Liu Ji closely.

Volume 040: Will I Marry You?

"Three thousand taels! Even the governor didn't get that much money."

"Who is this Liu Ji?"

"Isn't this Liu Laosi? What the hell is he talking about? He doesn't even have three taels."

You're going too far by saying that I don't even have three taels. It's true that I don't have three thousand taels, but I can still get three taels if I can.

Liu Ji walked in amid the noise of the crowd.

Of course he didn't have three thousand taels, and even if he did... he wasn't going to give it.

why?

Because he didn't want to marry Lu Zhi at all...Since he didn't want to marry her, he might as well make a big fuss.

As soon as the three thousand taels were shouted, a little old man ran out from inside. When he saw Liu Ji... he quickly came over and said, "I am Lu Xiang. I am sorry for neglecting you, my dear guest. Please forgive me."

Liu Ji glanced at him and said, "Are you the one who opened the banquet?"

"It's me." The old man said with a smile.

"I heard that you have a pretty daughter. Can you take me to see her?" Anyway, they were just here to make trouble. Liu Ji didn't care about anything else. As long as he was happy, it was fine.

It would be best to offend Lu Zhi so much that you would never marry him.

The old man was stunned for a moment and looked a little embarrassed.

This is natural...How can you just come up and ask questions about someone else's daughter?

Seeing the old man unhappy, Liu Ji was even happier. He smiled and said, "I just happen to be short of a woman to be my wife. If she is good-looking, why not come out and marry me."

This is simply too much.