I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

Volume 002: I Want to Be a General

"Wake up, you sleep all day long. All you do is sleep all day long."

Fan Fan shook it vigorously, and no one knew why... She was obviously just a woman, but she was incredibly strong, shaking the entire chair and Liu Ji as well.

He had no choice...Liu Ji was completely awakened by her.

I looked up...hey, this woman is really pretty!

She had short hair, big eyes, and an average look, just a school beauty. But what really made Liu Ji feel beautiful was that she was big... too big, especially when she shook, Liu Ji almost vomited on the spot.

"I'm awake, stop shaking."

"Pay back the money! Pay back the money! Pay it back quickly!" The white little hand stretched out.

"How many?"

"Fifty thousand coins! That was my dowry. I said I would return it in a few days. It's been several years and you still haven't returned it!"

laugh.

Liu Ji couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth...

Can you lend out your dowry casually? And let alone lend out a man? How stupid!

Fifty thousand coins is fifty taels of silver, which is equivalent to fifty points, but he has two thousand points at the moment.

"Okay...I'm still here." He said slowly.

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, how could I lie to you?" After saying that, he searched his sleeves and found... nothing inside.

"Ah...why do I have no money?" he said in surprise.

"You lied to me! I'll beat you to death...beat you to death." Fan Fan rushed forward and started hitting him with his little fist.

She was short and Liu Ji was sitting higher, so...she could only throw herself into Liu Ji's arms.

Liu Ji saw that huge thing swaying in front of him...

He was shaking so much that he felt dizzy.

He didn't even feel how much pain the woman's fist caused.

After fighting for a while, Fanfan stopped, hugged her chest, and pouted, "Did you lie to me on purpose? Are you trying to take advantage of me?"

Oh...she reacted.

"How is that possible? Of course I want to pay back the money...but the problem is that I don't have it now." As he spoke, he shook his wide cuffs. Not to mention money...there was not even any paper inside.

Originally, Liu Ji was extremely poor.

Fan Fan's eyes narrowed instantly.

She yelled, "Liu Laosi! Don't think I'm a fool. You've been saying this for years! When have you ever paid me back? You haven't even paid a penny!"

"You are trash, you are a scumbag, you are a bastard who even cheats on women!"

"You're already eighteen years old and you haven't even found a wife yet, and your father still nags you every day!"

"Humph!"

She pouted her lips high, hugged her chest tightly, and rolled her eyes at me fiercely.

Don't mention it...it's pretty cute.

"You're not married either!"

Fan Fan's eyes widened instantly. "My dowry is all with you, how can I get married?"

"Oh~~ Then I'll pay you back!"

"You don't even have a hair, what are you going to use to pay back? You're going to use yourself to pay back? I don't care!"

"I have a way to pay back the money..." Liu Ji said with a smile.

Fan Fan's face was full of suspicion, but since it involved money and her own dowry, she couldn't help but take it seriously, so she came over and asked, "Why are you paying it back?"

"You go to my house and be a maid"

Fan Fan's eyes widened again, becoming round and full of disbelief.

"Liu Laosi, do you take me for a fool?"

Liu Ji quickly shook his head and said, "I don't think you're a fool. I think you're a smart person. I really want to pay you back."

Huh? Fan Fan's eyes were fierce, and he almost pounced on her.

"Think about it... I have to guard the pavilion during the day, how can I have time to make money for you? I can only work at night. But I have a father at home, how can I go out? As long as you are willing to work as a maid in my house, then I will naturally have time to go out to work, and naturally I can pay you back!"

Fan Fan pinched his chin, looked up at the sky, and thought seriously.

She...actually...was thinking...

So Liu Ji decided to put in more effort. "Fan Fan, you don't want to see your dowry fly away like this..."

"You didn't lie to me this time?" She was extremely serious.

"How could I lie to you? Look... I have handed my biological father over to you, how could I still lie to you?" Liu Ji also replied very seriously.

Fan Fan gritted his teeth and said, "Okay... I promise you, I will go to your house to help you at night, and you can go out to work and pay me back."

"make a deal!"

Liu Ji slapped the little girl's hand tightly. Don't say...she is really young.

After the two reached an agreement, Fan Fan was afraid that Liu Ji would go back on his word, so he pretended to be serious and said, "Liu Laosi, I'm warning you... If you don't pay me back this time, I will move into your house, eat your food, drink your drinks, live in your house, and even lie on your bed, so that you won't have a single moment of peace. Do you hear me?"

Liu Ji looked at her extremely pretty little face, then looked at the breasts that could not be hidden even though they were held in her hands, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

I can lend my dowry to a man... and I can also move into his house...

What do you think she was thinking?

This little girl is not very smart, maybe...she doesn't even realize it.

As if noticing that there was something wrong with Liu Ji's eyes, Fan Fan spoke fiercely.

"My mother told me...to be careful of bad men"

"If you dare to have bad ideas about me, I will never let you go."

She acted ferociously.

"How is that possible... I just want to make money to pay off my debts."

"That's better." She was very proud.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Liu Ji nodded at the side.

[System prompt: This character's stats are insufficient and cannot be recruited. ]

Look...I told you, there was no such person as Fan Fan in history, and she could not possibly be a famous general or a pioneer.

To be honest, Liu Ji was a little worried at the beginning. Fan Fan had such a good relationship with him, so he might be the reincarnation of a great general.

After all, Liu Bang had his own team around him back then. If he randomly recruited someone who turned out to be a capable general, then his plan of lying down would be completely ruined.

After the system gave him this reminder, he was finally relieved.

It seems that Liu Ji no longer has those important ministers of the founding of the country around him. It's also... If those rough men back then were to be reincarnated as cute girls, the contrast would be too great.

It really just started with a bowl... However, this was exactly what he wanted, so he could lie down and rest assured.

Feeling happy, he smiled and asked, "Fan Fan...if you get this dowry, what do you want to do?"

Fan Fan's eyes lit up and he said with a smile, "I want to be a general, I want to be a pioneer!"

puff!

Volume 003: Debt Collection

Be a general? Be a vanguard?

Liu Ji looked at Fan Fan again. He was a short girl, about 1.5 meters tall, with a pretty face and extremely exaggerated breasts.

just you?

Be a general? Be a vanguard?

Being a general's concubine is pretty good.

"Ambition!" Liu Ji immediately gave a thumbs up.

"Of course!" Fan Fan smiled.

Liu Ji was almost hurt from holding it in.

"I'm going to tell you something, but don't tell anyone else." The little girl came closer, looking mysterious.

Liu Ji tried his best to hold back his laughter. "I will never tell anyone else."

"I've been dreaming a lot lately."

"Yeah," Liu Ji responded.

"In my dream, I dreamed that I was an extremely fierce general and had an extremely wise king. I killed countless enemies for him, climbed countless city walls, and saved him from the enemy's sword. In the end, I helped him build a powerful country, and he... made me a vassal."

Fan Fan said this with an excited and fiery look on his face.

Finally, she concluded, "So, I must be a pioneer, I must be a general."

Liu Ji almost suffocated himself to death...

Look at your short stature, and then look at the big thunder on your chest. Are you sure you can climb the city wall? I'm afraid you will be hit and thrown away like a ball.

That’s not right. She is so beautiful, maybe others would not want to let her go.

"You don't believe it?" Fan Fan looked serious.

"I believe it... How could I not believe it!"

"Humph! I knew you wouldn't believe it."

After she finished speaking...she took a few steps forward and took out a large axe that was a head taller than her...and with a powerful swing, the axe moved at such a high speed that it brushed past Liu Ji's nose.

Then I saw... the woman used the axe to make a few strokes and then put it down safely.