I, Liu Bang, the Han Dynasty succubus

"We are short of money now. Let Liu Ji write a document and our people go to get the money. If no one gives the money... then let him die!"

Well, the debate turned into kidnapping.

In fact, it doesn’t matter whether it is kidnapping or not. The main thing is... Zhang Ping'er is determined to kill Liu Ji, no matter what excuse she uses, she must kill him.

Kidnapping is just one of the excuses. If this excuse doesn't work...she will find another one.

Li Sisi said quickly, "Liu Ji has a lover in Zhuojun City. She will definitely give money. I will write it now. How much do you want?"

A few of them looked at it and said through gritted teeth, "Twenty thousand! We want twenty thousand silver! Not copper coins, we want silver!"

Twenty thousand silver pieces was an astronomical figure for them.

"Okay, I'll write now!" Sisi started writing quickly. She remembered that Liu Ji had just given Yingying 20,000 yuan. She believed that... as long as she received the news, Yingying would definitely take out the money.

You can see Sisi writing...

Zhang Ping'er panicked again. She was afraid that Liu Ji was really worth the money and that someone would really pay him.

Then... wouldn't that mean she... became a clown?

Volume 135: Seeking Help

Liu Ji and Li Sisi were put in jail.

Sisi was so angry that she laughed, "I didn't expect...I would have to go to jail for the rest of my life!"

"Have you been in jail in your previous life?" Liu Ji asked.

Sisi stopped talking...

In her previous life, she helped Hu Hai seize the throne, but was framed by Zhao Gao and thrown into prison. At that time, her biggest wish was to no longer be a prime minister and no longer participate in political struggles. Just being a low-level official would be fine. As long as she could accompany her daughter to walk the dog in the suburbs again, she would be willing to do anything.

But...her wish was not fulfilled. Her whole family was beheaded, including her beloved little daughter.

Now...she's in jail again.

However, her mood at this moment was much better than in her previous life. She smiled and leaned on Liu Ji's arms, "It would be great if I could die now!"

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"Then you will be mine forever..." Li Sisi couldn't help laughing.

"Although it's cold here, I am warm... If you feel cold, just draw warmth from me." As she spoke, she lay on top of Liu Ji and slowly undressed.

Liu Ji sat calmly and wrapped Sisi's clothes again. He knew that Zhang Ping'er was not convinced and that woman would definitely come again.

Sure enough, not long after, Zhang Ping'er appeared again...

She said seriously, "Liu Ji, didn't you say that some people are born nobles and some are born untouchables? Then you, a noble, are locked up by a untouchable like me and are about to be killed. How do you feel about that?"

She deliberately confuses concepts.

Ever since those numbers came out of Liu Ji's mouth, she knew that she had failed and there was no way she could win.

But...she didn't accept it.

Since Liu Ji refuses to admit his mistake, then force this man to admit it.

She expected Liu Ji to refute...

Then she would suppress it forcefully.

But as soon as Liu Ji saw the look in her eyes, he understood what was going on. Before... this woman always looked calm and composed. Even when she seduced Liu Ji, her face was shy but her eyes were still firm because she felt that what she was doing was right.

But now...

Her eyes were panicked, and there was a hint of violence in them.

Obviously, she was prepared to kill.

Liu Ji would not be fooled, he smiled and said, "You are right, I have everything in your hands now."

Zhang Ping'er was stunned and stared at him... Liu Ji didn't fall for it, damn it!

She then asked, "Do you want to...sleep with me?"

"miss you!"

Zhang Ping'er gritted her teeth.

I found an excuse, finally.

But... she was unwilling to give the order, and asked, "You said that there are too many people and too little land, and someone must die. But looking at the whole world, isn't there still too many people and too little land? Do you have any solution?"

"Yes!" Liu Ji answered confidently.

"Speak!" Zhang Ping'er said impatiently.

Liu Ji smiled and pointed to the prison. "Is this how you ask questions of others?"

"You bastard, wait for death!" Zhang Ping'er was extremely angry and turned away.

Sisi saw the clue and asked suspiciously, "Liu Ji, you don't really want to eat her, do you?"

This woman realized... that Zhang Ping'er was an intellectualist. As long as he could crush her in terms of intelligence, she would surrender wholeheartedly.

Although Zhang Ping'er's words just now were harsh...

But, inside, I have already succumbed.

Sisi finally got a chance to be alone with Liu Ji, but she didn't want to give it up...

Liu Ji did not answer her directly, but asked, "What did you look like before I ate you? What did you look like after I ate you?"

"You bastard!" Sisi was angry and pounded her fists hard.

Before Liu Ji ate her, her mind was full of evil ideas, and each one was more despicable than the last. She would really try any trick she could.

But once he was really eaten by Liu Ji... he immediately became obedient.

Some women...are born that way, there's nothing you can do about it.

"Then when you eat her, I want to watch by the side, and see if she...is still pretending to be holy." Sisi made the final request.

"it is good."

After that, Zhang Ping'er didn't come again.

There was even no one to deliver food to the two of them...

Liu Ji and Sisi were so hungry that they could only lie on the ground...

Sisi complained, "I thought... I could finally let myself go, but... I don't even have the energy to do that."

Liu Ji hugged her gently.

She smiled and said, "If you are really hungry, eat me." Her eyes were shining when she said this.

"Put away all those messy thoughts of yours." Liu Ji didn't give her a good look.

"No, no! I want you to eat me... In this way, I can be with you forever. Where do you think my flesh is the most tender?" She looked at her body happily.

Liu Ji glanced over.

I saw that this woman had amazing curves and mountains of curves.

"Hmph! No! You can't just eat that part. If you want to eat it, you have to eat it all. Don't leave any." Sisi said, biting Liu Ji's face.

"Don't make trouble!"

"If you don't eat me, then... I will come and eat you. Don't worry... I won't leave any of it, not even a single drop of it anywhere."

As the two were flirting, the cell door opened...

A weak soldier brought in some grains.

Sisi asked, "What happened outside? He is worth 20,000 taels. Are you planning to starve him to death?"

The soldier took a look and said weakly, "There is a plague outside, many people have died..."

After saying that, he coughed uncontrollably twice and then went out.

Sisi's face changed... She knew the horror of the plague. Once this thing came, soon... an entire place would be wiped out.

She had seen this kind of scene before. It was clearly a nice-looking village...

But after entering, no one was left, all of them were dead... No one knew what disease they had, and no one knew when they died...

It just disappeared quietly like that. An entire village and the people in the village disappeared without a trace.

This camp is hidden deep in the mountains, extremely remote...it might turn out like that.

"I'm really going to die this time." Sisi said helplessly.

Liu Ji took the miscellaneous grains and handed one to Sisi.

Sisi refused, "I want to eat this thing, and then when you eat me, you will also eat those dirty things."

Liu Ji was so angry that he hit her head hard and forced it in her.

Sisi was angry, "You did this yourself... Don't think I'm dirty when the time comes. If you leave any and refuse to eat, I won't let you go even if I become a ghost."

Another two days passed.

Zhang Ping'er walked in angrily, holding up a book and said, "You lied to me! You lied to me... Everything you wrote in this book is wrong!"

Liu Ji asked quietly, "Have you ever read medical books before?"

"Medical book? What is that?" Zhang Ping'er looked confused.

Now it was Liu Ji's turn to be surprised. "You are a patient, and you have never read medical books?"

"Teach me, teach me, teach me quickly!" Zhang Ping'er was impatient.

Liu Ji smiled slightly and said, "Is this your attitude of asking for help?"

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Volume 136:

"Is this your attitude of asking for help?" Liu Ji questioned.

"Yes...you tricked us here, locked us up, and wanted to exchange Liu Ji for money. Now you ask Liu Ji to teach you. How can this be reasonable?!" Sisi was very angry.