"Hiss...you must have not held your fart well!"
As he was warming the pot of wine, he felt a chill in his heart. This seemingly harmless nephew with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes was not as simple as he seemed.
Who could have imagined that this delicate and pretty Wen Yanzhao with sword-like eyebrows and bright eyes was a real "little poisonous creature"!
Before he was five years old, he ate the poisonous five-step snake as spicy snacks, and skewered the most poisonous scorpions, centipedes and spiders in Lingnan on bamboo sticks.
The water we drink on weekdays is made from tea leaves made from Gelsemium elegans and Love Flower.
This guy wants to kill all the flies with his fart.
If the Wen family had not been good at using poison since ancient times, this little poisonous creature would have wiped out everyone in the Wen family compound sooner or later!
"Uncle, do you know that there are other types of poisons besides the traditional snake, insect and herbal medicine?"
Wen Yanzhao's eyes moved
"You mean arsenic? Didn't you eat that as a snack when you were a kid?"
Warming up the wine with a grin
"No, no, no, you misunderstood me! I mean, for example, fungi, molds, some seeds that look non-toxic but are highly toxic if extracted in a different way..."
Wen Yanzhao smiled with his eyes slanted, looking like an emoticon
"what???"
Wen pot of wine was startled and stunned
He had been immersed in the use of drugs for decades, but after hearing what this thief said, it seemed that he had never considered those aspects.
The recipes for the Wen family's highly toxic preparations were all handed down from their ancestors, and they were occasionally improved and adjusted on this basis.
In terms of toxic raw materials, there has been almost no update in so many years
"I think we should change the underlying logic of drug production and try a new track!"
Wen Yanzhao's mysterious smile
“(′?ω?`) huh??”
Wen Hujiu couldn't understand what his nephew was saying and was stunned.
"The wine is here, gentlemen! Please enjoy it slowly..."
Before Wen Yanzhao finished speaking, the waiter brought two jugs of wine and placed them on the table between the uncle and nephew.
"My uncle doesn't understand what you are saying at all. Let me try his wine first!"
When the wine is warmed up, the greed in my stomach starts to stir.
Chapter 4 No way, my uncle is also a traitor?
The waiter brought two jugs of wine to the table, filled each glass for the uncle and nephew, and then went downstairs to serve the dishes.
Seeing the waiter leave, Wen Yanzhao leaned forward and deliberately lowered his voice:
"Uncle, I discovered that many highly toxic raw materials are not listed in our Wen family's poison list!"
"This wine is good, you should try it..."
He warmed the pot of wine, picked up the cup and drank it all, ignoring what his nephew said.
"Uncle! Did you listen to me?"
Wen Yanzhao was annoyed when he saw his uncle didn't say anything, and his voice unconsciously became louder.
Wenhujiu This man is good at everything except drinking.
Wenhujiu put down the wine glass and patted Wen Yanzhao on the head:
"Why are you yelling so loudly? Be careful that the people around you hear you! My little ancestor, your grandfather has warned you not to let anyone know about your affairs!"
"Oh, I understand, uncle..."
Wen Yanzhao blushed and lowered his voice
"I have tried all those things you mentioned before! Don't you know your grandfather's temper? He is very stubborn. He said that these things violate the ancestral rules and are disrespectful to the ancestors of the Wen family!"
"The old man is really old. If he doesn't innovate, he will be replaced by you guys sooner or later~"
Wen Hujiu is sensible. He is also very talented in mixing poisons. It's a pity that Wen Lin sticks to the rules and lives by the reputation of the Wen family as the best poison maker in the world.
"Uncle, how about this? You develop new poisons without my grandfather's knowledge and feed me all the test samples. How about that?"
Wen Yanzhao's eyes lit up, with a sly smile
"You are the only one who has so many tricks up your sleeve! But let me be frank with you. If your grandfather finds out and blames you, you have to protect your uncle!"
After warming the pot of wine, he filled the glass again.
As the head of the family, Wen Lin is feared by everyone, young and old.
Only the little grandson Wen Yanzhao was the most favored. Whenever Wen Lin, who was intimidating without being angry, saw Wen Yanzhao appear, he immediately changed his face and became very intimate with him.
"No problem, I'll take care of it Grandpa!"
Seeing that his uncle agreed to his proposal, Wen Yanzhao said
Afterwards, the uncle and nephew looked at each other and laughed, and a burst of "jiejiejie..."
"Sir, your dishes are ready!"
After a few rounds, the waiter placed two portions of various dishes and preserves in front of the uncle and nephew.
"Bring it~"
Wen Yanzhao smiled wickedly and hooked his finger at his uncle who was enjoying his meal.
"(′?ω?`)? What?"
Warming up the wine pot with a confused look on his face
"What did you say? Seasoning!"
"You little brat! Didn't you just eat a sniff of Forget-Me-Not?"
"This dish tastes light, I can't eat it!"
Hearing this, Wen Hujiu's face, which was originally a little drunk, turned green in an instant.
This devilish boy wants to take advantage of the poison he carefully prepared for free. It would be strange if he didn't feel bad.
Although the raw materials of the poison are not as difficult to obtain as natural treasures, it still took a lot of effort to get them.
After all, he is his own nephew. Wen Hujiu's mouth twitched, and he took out a packet of "Wandu Shixin Powder" from his waist and handed it to Wen Yanzhao.
"Bring it to you!"
Wen Yanzhao grabbed it and carefully sprinkled it evenly on the food in front of him while the wine was being warmed.
This is a highly poisonous mixture made from warm wine. If it's blown outside by the wind, half of the people in the restaurant will be dead!
"My dear nephew, please leave some for me! I have to go to the Thousand Poison Banquet in a few days...Alas! How could you spill it all? You bastard!"
Wen Hujiu reached out to stop Wen Yanzhao, but it was too late. He had already mixed the whole bag of strangely colored powder into the food in front of him without leaving any.
"Good uncle, you are not bad at this, right?"
Wen Yanzhao looked triumphant
My eyes went dark as I was warming up the pot of wine!
"My uncle's poison is delicious! It's so authentic!"
Wen Yanzhao picked up the chopsticks and tasted the food that had just been poisoned. He swung his arm in an almost perfect arc in the air and praised
"..."
Wen Hujiu deliberately moved his meal back a bit, looking at his nephew with a dark face.
After having enough wine and food, the two of them left the restaurant one after the other.
"Uncle, are you here to see me just to give me some forgetfulness?"
Wen Yanzhao, who was walking behind, asked while burping
"What else? You're going to take my poison for free?"
Wenhujiu responded unhappily.
"Tsk! Look how stingy you are. The Poison Bodhisattva who once dominated the martial arts world actually stingy with a small packet of poison, and the one for your own nephew! If this gets out..."
"Let it spread out. He is a stingy Bodhisattva, why would he care about me warming a pot of wine?"
Wenhujiu rolled his eyes and said shamelessly
"Okay, okay, okay, uncle, you want to play like this, right? I'll tell you about your last time at Yihong Courtyard drinking wine..."
Before Wen Yanzhao could finish the rest of his words, Wen Hujiu caught up with him and covered his mouth from behind!
"My dear little ancestor! Why are you throwing sand around while you're talking? You must not let your grandfather know about this, otherwise your uncle will have to kneel in the ancestral hall for half a month!"
"Woooooooo..."
Wen Yanzhao's mouth was tightly covered by his uncle's big hand, and he could only make some whimpering sounds.
But it is clear from his eyes that he is asking Wenhujiu for hush money!
"Little ancestor, how can this matter be resolved?"
Wen Hujiu understood and let go of the hand that was covering Wen Yanzhao's mouth.
"Ahem... this matter can't be settled without ten bottles of Yixiu Wangyou!!"
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