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So this is... my mother's voice? My mother is finally back, but today, there is no need for Komachi No. 2 to appear. The attached memory only has my mother's face, my mother's smile, and my mother's arms open... She is calling Komachi, but there is no sound...

I have always imagined what my mother's voice is like. Since she is Komachi's mother, her voice must be a bit like Komachi's. So, will it be the feeling of Komachi and Gudako's voice fused together? Or maybe Sister Tamamonomae, Sister Altria, Sister Jeanne, Grandma Scathach... Maybe my mother's voice will be very domineering. I also secretly recorded the voices of Mr. Gilgamesh and Mr. Iskandar with the props that Sister Da Vinci helped me make, and mixed them with my own voice...

Try to add sound to the scene where my mother holds me in her arms... Which one is more suitable...

It turns out that... the sounds made by myself are more beautiful...

Sitting on the ground, leaning against the door of Komachi's room, at the closest distance she could appear, Komachi No. 2 finally heard the sounds of the scene in her memory.

"Mom is back, Komachi, Kamakura, Hachiman."

I am just an artificial person who needs to recharge every night...

Want to go out and see a real mother...

It will cause a lot of trouble to Komachi...

I want my mother to pick me up and call my name, "Mom is back, Komachi..."

After the final singularity, I won't be here again, what am I expecting...

"Komachi No. 2..." There's no way you could hear the word No. 2. Even if you were asking about the date... today is... the 4th.

If we could really become a family, it would be Hikigaya Komachi instead of Hikigaya Komachi... What would the name be if it wasn't number two? I can't think of it at all...

Sure enough...I still want to...see my mother.

Komachi must be very helpless to be faced with a android like herself.

Standing up, Komachi No.2 put his hand on the door handle and waited until his hand stopped shaking...

"Onii-chan, what are we having for dinner today?" Komachi No.2 asked expectantly, opening the door with his eyes closed and sticking his head out.

"What are you doing now..." The elder brother's voice reached the ears of No. 2. What are you doing now? Never mind. It's all good...

Finally see you, mom.

142. The Movie King's Family

"Is it possible... I am just an artificial person, can I really become your family, is it really possible..." He lowered his head and kept repeating the same words. Little D, who had his own name, was afraid but also looking forward to it. Would his parents dislike him...

"Cyborg?!"

"Um... Little D, are you a mecha type or a clone type?" He choked up and stretched out his hand tremblingly. Hikigaya's father seemed to want to touch Little D. There was a strange light in his eyes. Daughter and robot, two joys... The romance of being a father and a man merged together at this moment. Will it change? It will change!

Everyone was stunned. They thought that when their father spoke at this time, he would say something profound, but they didn't expect that his words would be so vulgar.

"Honey, is this the last thing you want to say? I've heard it all, so... just go! Can't you see I'm really touched? You've ruined the atmosphere!" As soon as the words fell, the mother's iron fist was swift! Actually, it's not...

"Get out of here." Hikigaya's mother ordered expressionlessly, lightly pressing her fist against her husband's body.

"Auntie, hit me!" While screaming loudly, Hikigaya's father threw himself to the ground in a very exaggerated posture and fell to the ground. Kamakula raised his claws and pressed them on his head, ravaging him mercilessly.

Perhaps due to his obsessive-compulsive disorder, Hikigaya's father quietly moved Kamakura's claws to the center of his head. Well, it felt much more comfortable.

Komachi and Hachiman watched this scene indifferently, they were already used to it. The life between husband and wife needs a little adjustment. Hachiman came to this conclusion through observing his parents' lives. Of course, his own performance would not be as heartfelt as his father's, Hachiman thought with great pride.

Did Hachiman grow up in such a family... No wonder, this guy was such a dramatic character when he was first in school, it turns out that he was trained since childhood, this is how it can be between family members, or it should be like this... Unlike before, I found it difficult to say a word to my mother, and I chose to move out alone.

"Mom and Dad have always been like this. Don't worry too much about it." Seeing Yukinoshita suddenly fall silent, Hachiman said.

"Well, I just think this is great, this kind of family." Yukinoshita smiled gently.

"You know, Hachiman, my mother always has a stern and serious look on her face. She is a very strong person and she doesn't go back on her words. I really felt tired when I lived with her before. We were obviously mother and daughter, but we couldn't understand each other...so later I moved out and lived alone." Yukinoshita continued.

"So what do you think now? Do you still not want to see your mother?"

"Uh...how should I put it? I feel like it doesn't matter anymore. For example, when I picked up the lightsaber, I was no longer the former Yukinoshita Yukino, but Luke Yukinoshita."

"Haha, Luke Yukinoshita, it's okay. I don't know why I really want to add Immortal King at the end."

"The Immortal King? That's too chuunibyou, Hachiman."

"You are the only one who has no right to call me a chuunibyou, Lord Sith."

"Tsk... Cricket mass-produces miscellaneous soldiers."

Hikigaya Hachiman launched a dark history attack on Yukinoshita Yukino, with great effect.

"Little D, don't pay attention to what your dad said. Little D is of course our family. Just like Komachi, you are mom's most beloved daughter." The mother picked up Little D and rubbed her face against hers. She vowed to fill Little D's heart with warmth. How did Little D get through these days? Look at how she was scared and trembling when she asked if they could become family just now. Her heart was tangled. She would beat the head off anyone who dared to oppose her.

"Mom...Mom, your saliva is all over my face."

"Hehe, call me mom, daughters, two daughters..." Hikigaya's mother smiled as if possessed. She did not stop her perverted behavior at all. Instead, she became even more excited. As for little D...he said no with his mouth, but his body was very honest.

Wait, the situation seems to be very good now. It seems that Komachi doesn't need to explain anything. Everyone is immersed in the joy of having a new family member. Who would care about Xiao D's origin? It's not important at all. That's right, no one would seriously pursue these small details. Convincing herself in this way, Komachi quietly stood up from her seat.

The stealth skill is activated, Komachi becomes invisible, and no one can see her anymore.

"Komachi, where do you want to go? Daddy only comes back once in such a long time, don't you want to talk to him?" The father's big hand was placed on Komachi's shoulder, ruthlessly shattering Komachi's fantasy.

"Haha...well, little D, this is the first time he meets his father. I think we should give you all the time and space. Komachi is not one of those kids who doesn't know how to read the atmosphere." Komachi tilted her head and stuck out her tongue cutely, trying to get away with it.

"Haha, as a family, the most important thing is to be together. Look, your brother, your sister-in-law, and your niece are all sitting quietly on the side. Come, talk for a while. Mom and I have a lot of things to ask you."

Komachi turned her head stiffly. She didn't know when her brother, sister Yukinoshita and little Gaia were all sitting neatly in a row. When they noticed her gaze, they waved at her with a smile. These heartless guys were watching a show!

"Yes...if there's anything you want to know, just ask Dad. Komachi will tell you everything." There's already nothing. By the way, I'll tell Dad about my brother's travel through time. After all, the most important thing for a family is to be together.

"Is Xiao D a mecha-type android?"

Dad, you still care about this problem, why didn't mom beat you to death...

“I guess so…” Xiao D did consider the possibility of protecting himself when designing it, and indeed added a lot of weapon accessories. I forgot how many there were, but they were all high-tech equipment anyway.

Hearing Komachi's answer, Hikigaya's father clenched his fist in triumph.

"Could it be that my Komachi is actually a genius girl who created little D herself?" The mother at the side also came over and asked with a smile.

"Ahahaha... How is that possible? Actually..." Komachi hesitated. Where should she start? The burning Fuyuki? That would take millions of words.

"Actually, didn't I tell Madam that the young master and young lady went to another world and came back? Why are you still asking Miss Komachi this?"

"Uncle Laji?" A voice that was extremely similar to that of a Heroic Spirit she knew suddenly sounded, leaving Komachi confused.

"Who is La Er? It's me, Kamakula!" Kamakula said while licking his own paw pad.

"Kamakula...speaks..." As if the sky had fallen, Yukinoshita murmured in astonishment. A cute cat that can speak should be two equally happy things, but why is it such a perverted voice? ! Give me back my beautiful fantasy! Yukinoshita held her head in pain, unable to accept the reality. Why did she have to hear this sound? It would be better if she just kept meowing.

"Really, Kamakura, if you don't say anything, I can enjoy more of Komachi's panic. I also want to know if Komachi has become a bad child who lies to his mother." The mother said helplessly.

"So is the show over? I still want to hear Komachi tell me her story." said Hikigaya's father.

"Kamakula, you can actually talk..." Squatting on the ground, Hachiman looked at Kamakula curiously.

"Even though I'm a cat and I like eating fish, I still think your dead fish eyes are scary, young master."

"I was actually looked down upon by my own cat. What should I do..."

"What's the big deal? Don't you feel honored to be able to clean up the shit for me, Kamacula?"

"I'm shocked that my cat has such an idea."

"By the way, Kamacula, why didn't you speak before?"

"Because in the eyes of ordinary people, cats can't talk. Fortunately, everyone here is not an ordinary person."

"Hmm...well-reasoned and convincing."

"When the young master brought Miss Yukinoshita home, I was so scared that I almost spoke. I didn't expect that the young master could find a wife so quickly. I found some women nearby who might be compatible with the young master for you to go on blind dates in the future."

"Kamakula, you still care so much about me..." Hearing this, Hikigaya was filled with black lines on his forehead.

"Tell mom about your affairs, Hachiman, Komachi, hunters, saving human affairs... What Kamakula told me over the phone wasn't very clear, it was sporadic."

"Oh...it can also make phone calls..." Hachiman said, pointing to his own cat.

"Of course, Kamakura told me how you did in the exam." Hikigaya's mother nodded. Hachiman and Komachi immediately looked at Kamakura with suspicious eyes.

"Mom, where did you find a talking cat?" Hachiman asked in confusion.

"If you want to talk about this, first of all, you have to know that your father and I are actually not ordinary."

“I think it’s pretty obvious…”

143. So, the members of the Hikigaya family have become very clear

"Son, you have to know that the information that language can convey is very limited, but fists are different. Instead of telling you the love story between your father and me in a long speech, it is better for you to feel it with your body."

"Mom, I don't think I ever said I wanted to hear your and dad's love story. I just wanted to ask where there's a talking cat... And, the way you and dad are acting... are you going to hit me?" Hachiman looked at his parents ready to fight with a frown on his face. Oh my God, when was the last time I was beaten up by my parents? It seemed like one day in elementary school, I suddenly didn't want to get up, and threw the alarm clock, which happened to break the glass. Well... he deserved to be beaten then.

"Hachiman, haven't you heard of the phrase 'exchanging hearts with fists'? This is just a normal parent-child communication, not as complicated as you think. And don't you want to hear a story? Come on." The father said calmly, his clenched fists full of stories. As for Komachi, Yukinoshita and others, they had already found a seat and were sipping lemon tea. Watching a show, watching a show. Such after-dinner programs are not something you can see every day.

"I think both of you, Mom and Dad, have some small misunderstandings about the term storytelling." Hachiman smiled stiffly.

"Knock down others, and then they treat you to a meal, and you tell each other stories while eating. That's the process." After saying this, the mother nodded as a matter of course.

"Hachiman, listen to your mother." His father advised earnestly.

"Haha, come on, let's fight with fists, right? I'm telling you, I'm not bragging, I'm afraid that your hands will hurt if you hit me later, mom and dad."

"Hachiman...why are you just looking at me and saying..."

"Even if Dad...Mom hits me, I dare not fight back. I can only watch you..."

The father and son fell into silence for a while, and then expressed their understanding of each other.

"Son, you said that my hands would hurt if I hit you?" The mother raised her eyebrows and showed a kind smile on her face. It was a provocation, absolutely a provocation. She didn't expect that Hachiman would become a naughty child after not coming back for a while. It must be due to the lack of corresponding education.

"Mom, I'm telling the truth..." Before Hachiman could finish his words, his mother's face appeared in front of him.

"Haha." The son looked stupid.

"Oh! Mom is so handsome..." Seeing the scene in front of her, Komachi covered her mouth in surprise and murmured.

Yukinoshita turned her head away awkwardly, not knowing whether to watch it next or not. After all, if she punched Hikigaya at such a high speed, the outcome would probably be...

boom!