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Maybe I should stop her, but I can't...

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"Xiao Xun, you...you should put on your clothes first. I've found a female friend who knows what to do." After ending the call with Eriri, Shiyu said.

"We are all girls, Shiyu, why are you shy?" Xun chuckled.

138. Yukinoshita prepares to meet her parents and Eriri has not yet arrived at the electrical school

"Onii-chan, my parents said they will be back today. Cook their meal." Komachi said after hanging up the phone.

"Oh, cooking for them, right, Mom and Dad? For two people... that's probably this much..." Hikigaya replied calmly, weighing the rice in his hand with a focused look.

"Wait?! Komachi, who did you say came back?" Hikigaya suddenly stopped washing rice, widened his eyes in horror, and asked.

"Our parents, so please cook more food, Onii-chan... Tsk, I just answered a call and it got disconnected again. It's really a potato server. I, Hikigaya Komachi, will never buy the second part of The Division even if I die!" Although she said this, Komachi still picked up the controller and fought for her life on the front line of the dark zone. Her name was red.

"Hachiman's parents are coming back?!" Yukinoshita, who was lying on the sofa happily stroking the cat, suddenly jumped up.

Although the order of meeting the parents after getting married is a bit strange, I still have to tidy up my appearance first, at least change into my own clothes, otherwise what will Hachiman's parents think when they come back and see that I am only wearing clothes for their son? What will their son have a future?

As for why Yukinoshita was wearing Hachiman's clothes, it was because she was too lazy to move after getting up in the morning, so she just asked Hachiman to throw a piece of clothes over to her. She was not going out anyway, so what was the point?

"I..." Picking up Kamakula with both hands, Yukinoshita looked around in confusion. She had brushed her teeth a long time ago, and now she should... Anyway, go back to the room first.

"Wow!" She was so panicked that she fell down in a very embarrassing way. She saved the cat first. The moment she lost her balance, the first thing she thought of was to lift Kamakula high. Yukinoshita lay on the ground like an Argentine football star.

Crouching...I forgot...Yukinoshita realized belatedly.

"I picked up a lot of equipment. This time I must leave the dark zone alive!" Komachi was completely focused on the game. She was not even affected by Yukinoshita's shouting. She encouraged herself and scanned every corner of the TV screen. Except for herself, everyone else was an enemy. If you see a moving object, take a volley of bullets from me first and then talk to me! As we all know, when a person swears to do something, he will...

“Da! Da! Da!…”

"Failed... A player as good as me actually fell here, and was killed by a single person. It's unbelievable... Could it be that a new singularity has appeared? This doesn't make sense..." Komachi collapsed on the sofa like a lost soul, looking at the screen that had turned gray.

The equipment I had worked so hard to collect was picked up by a player named UMR. Wow! She even threw away a few of them. This kind of devilish behavior is simply outrageous! In addition, she easily defeated me with superb strength. Who is this person? !

"They rarely come back, and they don't even say that we should go out to eat together? Komachi, are you sure you heard me right? Shouldn't you tell me that we don't have to cook, and we should go out to eat with mom and dad? Isn't that the right way to go? And when did I become the chef of the Hikigaya family?!" Hikigaya Hachiman said in confusion.

"Is this the place you care about... As for when you became the chef of the Hikigaya family, it was a long time ago, and it was you who had to take care of breakfast, lunch, dinner, afternoon tea and midnight snacks. Everyone is used to it. Even the cat food that Kamakura eats is specially made by you, Onii-chan. Last time I bought a bag of cat food for it at the mall, it refused to eat it, so I had to feed it to stray cats in the end."

"Komachi knows, if we go out to eat, Onii-chan will feel empty. She cooks for herself but her parents choose to go out to eat. It's like being abandoned. Hehe, in fact, everyone takes good care of Onii-chan. Maybe Kamakura thinks so too." Komachi saw through everything with wise eyes, and raised the corner of her mouth slightly as she looked at her brother in the kitchen.

"I... I don't, I'm just a... cook out of interest." His eyes were shifted, his words were vague, and Hachiman's behavior was suspicious. This was probably...

"I didn't expect that you have a tsundere side, Hachiman. It's really unexpected, but quite cute. In my eyes, come on, tell me again, I only cook because I like cooking, not for you. Slow down your voice, and it's best to sound a little guilty. Just keep moving now, I want to hear how you say this." Yukinoshita, who was lying on the ground, turned over and gave Hikigaya an expectant smile.

"I only cook because I like cooking, not for you."

"With such a cold tone, I can only give you 90 points of sympathy, Hachiman." Yukinoshita shook her head and said regretfully.

"Only ten points were deducted, Sister Yukino, you can't do this. You must treat your brother as coldly as winter. Komachi's score just now was very low, a new low in history." Even Sister Yukino spoke, but Komachi didn't get the opportunity to see Hachiman say the tsundere lines. She was very unwilling to accept this.

"It's not like ten points were deducted. My grading system has a full score of 91." Yukinoshita smiled. She mopped the floor herself today, so it was very clean, and she was in no rush to get up.

"I have to admit that I underestimated you two." I, Hikigaya Komachi, have no feelings.

"Mom is back, Komachi, Kamakura, Hachiman." A voice came from the door of Hikigaya's house. A breeze brushed Komachi's cheek. Yukinoshita, who was lying lazily on the ground, disappeared like a phantom. Komachi could only vaguely hear the sound of the door closing. Sister Yukino... is really scary...

"Meow?" Kamakura was the only one on the ground still shouting in confusion. What happened? Where was the owner?

There is the smell of a strange woman! As soon as the mother stepped into her house, her brows frowned instantly. She calmly analyzed the possibilities. Today, her husband asked her if she wanted to go home for dinner together. Something was fishy!

Reasoning one: Komachi invited friends to her house, which could be a big problem, but the smell was very strong and filled the entire house, which did not seem like something that could be caused in a short period of time.

Reasoning two, my husband is having an affair and has even brought his mistress home for a while. Now he wants to confront me and is preparing to compete with me for the custody of Komachi. Haha, if this is true, I will knock out Komachi and Hachiman first and then kill these two shameless guys on the spot. A dangerous thought appeared in the mother's mind.

Reasoning three, Komachi Yuri is gone, and she even brings the girl she likes back home to live together.

Reasoning 4: I came to the wrong place... How is this possible?!

Reasoning 5: My son invited a friend of the opposite sex to visit our home... Forget it. I don't know about my son's situation. I might as well think about whether he had an accident and turned into a woman... As for his girlfriend? How is that possible? Probably only if the son traveled to another world like in novels and comics can such a world line exist. It doesn't sound as reliable as turning into a woman.

After making very reasonable inferences, the mother walked into the house with a smile on her face.

"mom!"

"Komachi!"

The cutest daughter in the world flew into my arms. This is happiness.

"Welcome back, Mom. Is there anything special you want to eat?" Hachiman asked with a smile.

"I want Komachi-style tempura prawns, is that okay?" said the mother while holding Komachi.

"Haha, then I'll make tempura prawns and you let Komachi feed you. It's probably going to taste like that." The one standing here now is the chef Hikigaya Hachiman. Even if the other party has made very weird and extremely unreasonable requests, since he is standing in the kitchen, he must work hard to satisfy them!

"That's a great idea." Mother's eyes widened in surprise.

"Come to think of it, our Hachiman has become more reliable. Have you listened to your mother and exercised well? Do you feel stronger?" The mother smiled as she looked at her much stronger son.

"Hehe, exercising, well, I guess. As for getting stronger... it feels very good." Hachiman smiled helplessly.

"Of course, when has mom ever lied to you?"

While chatting with Hachiman and Komachi, the mother was also quietly paying attention to the environment at home, and her eyes finally stopped at Hachiman's room... Is her son doing something illegal? ! As a mother, what should she do?

PS: What are the best names for Hikigaya's parents? It's so hard to think of. Do you have any suggestions? I can't seem to find their original names...

139. Daily explosions in the Hikigaya family

"Son, are you hiding anything from mom?" Her eyes wandered between Hachiman and his room. Hikigaya's mother finally sighed and shook her head, asking earnestly. Although she had a bad guess, she had to believe her son. He didn't have the guts to imprison... or something like that. Besides, Komachi was at home all the time. It was her imagination that was too terrible.

"No, I can't hide it from you, Mom. But I'm going to prepare a surprise for you and Dad. I'll tell you when Dad comes back." While answering his mother's question, Hachiman skillfully prepared the prawn tempura, cutting off the prawn head, removing the mud intestine, and straightening the prawn body... With so many people, how many pounds should I make? Haha.

"Can you speak human language?" Komachi raised her hand and gave her mother and brother a cold look.

"Okay." The two shrugged and said indifferently.

"Surprise? Still waiting for your dad? Uh... you got first place in the class in the exam?" Hikigaya's mother narrowed her eyes and stared at Hachiman, trying to see what her son had prepared.

"Mom, your view on surprises is really very... simple." Hikigaya shook his head and smiled helplessly.

"When you have children and start a family in the future, you'll understand. You have to worry about this and that. For example, I'm afraid that he will be bored at home, and I'm afraid that he will learn bad things if I let him go out to play. Mom lets you two siblings exercise for your own good. At least you can run faster when you meet weirdos outside." Hikigaya's mother nagging.

Indeed, it seems that ordinary Dragon Fang soldiers can't catch up with me. So it's my mother's credit? Komachi thought silently.

"Mom, do you think it's better to have a daughter or a son?" Hachiman stopped wrapping the shrimps in batter and looked up and asked.

"Daughter!" Without any hesitation, Hikigaya's mother answered directly and hugged Komachi.

"Okay... from your firm tone, I can feel that you and dad were probably a little desperate when I was born. By the way, if Komachi was born first, would there be no Hikigaya Hachiman?" Hachiman looked at his mother with a subtle look.

"Son, how can you miss your mother so much? Don't you know who your mother is?"

"Tsk, she is indeed my biological mother."

Their eyes met, the corners of their mouths slightly raised, and all the answers were in their eyes.

At the same time, in Hachiman's room.

"Logically, I should change into something nicer and more decent to leave a good impression... But I really can't go out to meet Hachiman's parents dressed like this..." Yukinoshita murmured. The female hunter with a single ponytail in the mirror was indeed elegant and handsome, which was undeniable... So what on earth was I doing? !

Taking off her tricorn hat and sinking her fingers into her hair, Yukinoshita felt that her brain was trembling at this moment.

Don't be nervous, Yukinoshita Yukino, remember to stay elegant at all times, put the knife flat on your thigh, hold it gently, and exhale a long breath. Although it looks a bit exaggerated, Yukinoshita has indeed calmed down. Holding the knife, her heart naturally calms down... Yukinoshita said that her thoughts are now very clear.

Well, I can just wear some casual clothes. I heard from Hachiman that his parents dote on Komachi, so her aesthetic should be more inclined towards the cute style. I can tie my hair into twin ponytails. After all, when I tied my hair into twin ponytails for the first time, even my sister seemed to lose control and hugged me and rubbed me non-stop, repeating that Yukino is super cute, Yukino with twin ponytails, hehehe... I was still young at that time, and I thought my sister was going to become a weirdo...

"Ah~" Recalling the experience at that time, Yukinoshita shuddered violently and quickly shook her head to throw those terrible scenes out of her mind.

By the way, I haven't told my sister about what happened between me and Hachiman. Oh, I'll find some time to tell her in person, then give her a small smile and ask her, "Are you angry?" If my sister says so, she'll probably be horrified, her eyes will widen in disbelief, and then she'll turn into an angry monster. Haha, then I'll let her calm down and use the method that Eriri told me to jump between the buildings.

"Hehe...hehe..." Looking at the mirror, Yukinoshita smiled strangely. Sister, I'm looking forward to our next meeting. Your sister has prepared a surprise for you.

At two o'clock in the morning in Chiba, the whole city seemed to be quiet, without the hustle and bustle of the day. Scattered lights dotted the city still shrouded in darkness. Occasionally, you could see Shizuka Hiratsuka, either driving her Easton Martin on the highway to race with her friends, or riding the motorcycle wrapped in flames on the curtain wall of the building. I was lucky enough to experience it once. The howling wind and Shizuka Hiratsuka's heart were as calming as ever. - Excerpt from a certain illustrator who stayed up late to finish his manuscript and wanted to adjust his thoughts.

"It's okay." Looking at herself in the mirror, Yukinoshita shook her twin ponytails behind her with satisfaction.

The sound of the door hinge turning was not obvious, but Hikigaya's mother was the first to notice it. The door was opened from the inside. Who could it be? Was this the surprise her son had mentioned? No, this was her daughter's room! Hikigaya's mother's eyes widened. What was going on? !

Ah, I'm done, Komachi thought in confusion. I was just looking forward to how my mother would react when Sister Yukino appeared, so I kept looking in that direction. Why did it turn out like this?

Komachi No.2 didn't turn off her phone. After receiving a call from her parents saying they were coming back, she forgot that she was still in the room. What should she do? Should she tell her mother that she had awakened superpowers? Wow! Why did this happen to Komachi! Woohoo...

Komachi frantically winked at Hachiman, trying to seek help from her brother, but Hachiman's attention was completely focused on the prawns in the pan. That's the end... If only I could pause time, Komachi thought desperately.

"Onii-chan, what are we having for dinner today?" Komachi No.2 asked expectantly, sticking her head out.

"I'm making tempura prawns now, and I'm going to stir-fry the big hard tendons of the dragon claw later, which are very chewy." Suddenly I remembered that my mother was there, and I actually made a slip of the tongue. Hachiman was stunned. G, wait, why did Komachi ask me what I want to eat today? Isn't she in... Number Two? !

Hikigaya's mother had lost the ability to think, and the huge muscles of the Carcharodontosaurus were like the wind blowing past her ears, leaving no trace.

"Hello, auntie. Hmm? Why did you change your clothes, Komachi?" After coming out of the room, Yukinoshita greeted the woman next to Hachiman whom she had never met before. Then she realized that Komachi had changed her clothes... Wait, the two Komachi... Realizing what happened, Yukinoshita fell silent. The current situation... Hiss... It's better to explain that part first...

Hikigaya's mother took a deep breath and was shocked. There were too many surprises. Another daughter walked out of her daughter's room, and a beautiful girl came out of her son's room.

"Dad, what are we having for dinner today?"

A familiar voice reached their ears, and Yukino and Hachiman swallowed in fear.

The little girl's voice... Who is she calling daddy?! Hikigaya's mother turned around tremblingly and saw a delicate little loli...

"Mom, do you think a daughter or a son is better?" Hikigaya's mother suddenly remembered the question her son had just asked. She still thought that he didn't have a girlfriend, so she was just thinking about these things...

"Could it be grandma?" Gaia asked softly, looking at the mature woman in front of him. He should be right in his guess, this woman must be the mother of Hachiman and Komachi. So, Gaia, who was experiencing the feeling of home, decisively came to the conclusion that she was grandma.

Walking forward, Gaia gently hugged Hikigaya's mother's thighs.

"Well... my name is Gaia..." Gaia said weakly, which was very consistent with the image of a granddaughter meeting her grandmother for the first time.

What a crappy name Hachiman came up with. This was the first thought that came to Hikigaya's mother's mind, and... so cute... so great.

"Mom, please listen to my explanation first." Hikigaya Hachiman raised his hand and wanted to say something.

"Son, no need to explain. I received your surprise. It's really a surprise, but it's not very kind to the heart. Fortunately, I'm still young. Also, your name is so bad..." Holding Gaia in her arms, Mother Hikigaya said slowly.

"As long as you like it..." Not knowing how to explain, Hachiman could only compromise temporarily. After all, if he continued to explain, the dish would be ruined.