Ministry Action Records

"It's too late to cooperate now." Eriri's voice came faintly when she came close to Yuigahama. Speaking of which, it's another obscene body. Looking at it this way, Yuigahama is also quite fat. The kind of person I can't stand the most is this kind of person...

"Suck~~"

Are my thoughts and actions a bit perverted?... Forget it, for Eriri Sawamura, even if I'm a pervert, it can be forgiven. After all, it's a cute thing, hehe.

"Hey! Was there some strange noise just now?" It was like in the middle of winter when a bastard suddenly put an icy hand behind your back. Yuigahama trembled all over and looked around nervously.

"There is no sound, Yuigahama, you must have heard it wrong." Yukinoshita shook her head and looked at Yuigahama in confusion.

The way this woman looked at the captain, Bronya stared at Eriri with a vigilant look. Another one who liked to eat instant noodles with the flavor of a beautiful girl, with blonde hair and twin ponytails, was a tsundere, and her attributes did not overlap with everyone else's. If the captain was deceived by her...

The captain will always be with us, thinking this, Bronya leaned close to Yuigahama's ear and whispered softly.

"Captain...you were awesome last night."

"Ah!" Yuigahama hurriedly took Bronya from her shoulder and quickly covered her mouth, completely forgetting about the strange sound.

"What's wrong again, Yuigahama, did you hear any strange noises again?" Yukinoshita's eyes grew a little serious. This could be an accident. Could there really be something here that she hadn't noticed?

"Nothing... nothing, haha." Yuigahama's face turned red, and she turned her head to the side guiltily, rubbing her legs awkwardly.

"Hmm..." This kid has a bit of a story. Everyone saw Yuigahama's performance and understood it tacitly.

118. Lily Strategy Meeting

"Now...should I continue speaking?" Eriri asked tentatively, raising her hand weakly.

"Okay, continue talking about your dream, Eriri." Yukinoshita nodded and agreed.

This line is usually said by me... Besides, the school benches are really lousy, so I might as well buy another one. Hikigaya thought silently as he watched his original chair being requisitioned by Yukinoshita.

"Actually, what I want to talk about is that...emotional issues in love." Eriri tried hard to act casual and pretended to look around to prevent these people whose thinking circuits are centered on making trouble from getting too emotional. Even though Yuigahama was the only one shouting there just now, Eriri knew very well that Hikigaya, the Yukinoshita couple, and Kato Megumi were all experienced and savvy. She couldn't be deceived by their calm appearance, and she had to be careful to filter out the really useful suggestions from their words.

"Wow... Eriri, you're such a nice person..." Yuigahama looked at Eriri with emotion. Even though she was completely late for the performance she was cooperating with, Eriri still went on with it. Is this the tolerance and understanding between friends? It was really great.

"Why do you say that suddenly..." Yuigahama had such a weak face and adorable eyes that Eriri had to guiltily turn her head to the side to avoid Yuigahama's sight. Such softness that was about to burst out, but she had to choose a bun hairstyle? A girl with three buns seemed like a Dou Zong strongman to Eriri, which was really terrifying.

The innocent words and pure eyes that treated you as a good person lingered in her mind, condemning Eriri's heart, but Eriri still couldn't stop those bold thoughts that emerged one after another. She actually had improper thoughts about such a simple friend. She had to admit that this feeling of betrayal was really great.

But, I, Sawamura Spencer Eriri, will always like Kasumigaoka Utaha.

With her hands on her chest, Eriri posed as if offering her heart, breathing slowly to calm her restless heart.

"Um, Eriri's...what kind of person is he? I'm really interested. Is he from our school? A handsome guy you met on the street? Or a childhood sweetheart you grew up with?" Yuigahama looked at Eriri like a curious baby and kept asking questions.

"Uh... He's a very special person, and we feel a bit like... enemies." Ying Lili said vaguely, hesitating whether to say directly that she likes girls! Especially someone like you, hehehe.

"Yukinoshita and Hikigaya know the answer." If there are two people to help transition the matter, even if they tell it later, it will greatly reduce the shock to Yuigahama, Shidou and the others. After all, there are already two "insiders" in front of them. With this thought in mind, Eriri said.

"Enemies? That seems like a very welcome development. I'm really envious." Yuigahama smiled. Her overflowing girlish heart had already imagined a plot of hundreds of thousands of words in her mind. But it was so strange... why did she imagine the male protagonist to be Fu Hua... Ah ah ah, it was all the class monitor's fault. She's a girl and so handsome, but she only knew how to tease me all day long. And my first kiss, I made myself become... a mess.

This child is too excited. She has fantasized to such an extent... Everyone watched Yuigahama's cheeks gradually turn red.

"That's too much. Koyuki and Hikigaya, you knew about it a long time ago and didn't tell me." Yuigahama complained with a pout.

"Well, Yuigahama-san, it seems like you've only been in the Service Club for a short time." Yukinoshita reminded. As for Yuigahama's current behavior of shaking her arms, Yukinoshita didn't react much. She had gotten used to it. After all, she was Yuigahama. Even though they had known each other for not too long, she always behaved in such a clingy way towards her. She didn't know why this husky-like girl had set her eyes on her.

"It seems...that's indeed the case, ah...haha." Yuigahama smiled embarrassedly.

"But speaking of the person Eriri likes, I was also very surprised when I first found out. It's really special for a girl like Eriri..." Yukinoshita said with emotion, recalling the group of Stand users she met in Egypt. How to describe Kujo Jotaro? It's the kind of... I smoke and drink, beat up teachers, eat free meals, participate in fights, and have been to jail, but I know I'm a good boy.

And with a figure like Jotaro, I never thought that little Eriri would like this type of person.

She deliberately emphasized her identity as a girl, and sure enough, Yukinoshita and the others really knew about it. Eriri thought for sure that it was time to express her opinion. Since there were two people who accepted the fact here, it would not waste too much time for others to calm down. She had to speed up, because her purpose today was to hear some feasible plans.

"Well, I just like it anyway..." Although Eriri's face turned slightly red due to shyness, Eriri still admitted it frankly. For the ultimate success, this little shame is nothing at all!

"So, the real situation is this. I like a girl named Kasumigaoka Utaha, and she's my senior. Do you have any good suggestions? Tell me so I can refer to them. My happiness depends on you." Eriri said it all in one breath and added a few words of encouragement at the end, so that these guys would take it more seriously. However, when she looked up, Eriri only saw everyone standing there in a daze with an expression of disbelief on their faces.

"I say, it's fine if Shidou and Yuigahama are just stunned, but why are you two, Yukinoshita and Hikigaya, meddling in this and pretending to be surprised? I know this may have become a habit for you two, but please stop your performance. You should know that I made a great decision to say this. Didn't you see that I lowered my head and didn't dare to look at you just now? I'm serious. Can you two be serious too?" Eriri said unhappily.

"Girl? Who is Kasumigaoka Utaha? Eriri, don't you like Jotaro Kujo?!" Hikigaya shouted in confusion.

"Kujo Jou...Jotaro?! What kind of weird CP is this?!" The burly figure of the brother gradually became clear, and Eriri suddenly stood up and roared.

"So, Eriri, the person you like is Shiyu. I thought you persuaded me to join the game planning because of Tomoya. It turns out you wanted to spend more time with Shiyu. It seems I was wrong. No wonder you often quarrel with her. Sometimes I even think you deliberately let Shiyu ridicule you. That's the fact. Well, that makes sense." Kato Megumi said calmly, nodding frequently, becoming more and more certain of her point of view.

"Eri...do you like girls..." Hopefully, that slurping sound just now was just an illusion, Yuigahama swallowed nervously.

"Don't... don't get me wrong, I just have feelings for Shiyu." Eriri waved her hands in panic, and happened to meet Yuigahama's gaze, so she had to turn her head to the side very unnaturally.

"Um...thank you, Eriri..." Yuigahama scratched her head embarrassedly. Eriri thought this was a kind of affirmation of herself. Ah...what am I talking about?

"Unconditional shoot-to-kill request, please grant it."

"Ah...haha, Bronya's nerve center seems to be malfunctioning again. Just don't pay attention to what she says." Yuigahama laughed awkwardly, and by the way, she held Bronya in her arms in a very enviable way. Maybe this is body wash...

"If you want to hook up... pick up... uh, make a girl fall in love with you, maybe we can refer to how things develop in anime." Yuigahama expressed her thoughts and successfully eased the extremely awkward atmosphere.

"Yuigahama's idea is...quite good." Hikigaya agreed.

"Well, that's a very good suggestion, Yuigahama, very reliable." Yukinoshita followed.

"Then the strategy meeting for Eriri's love has officially begun. Let's start by talking about the yuri anime you know, such as the one that was broadcast not long ago, Citrus," said Yukinoshita.

"Uh... Magical Girl Nanoha?" Yuigahama said in a low voice.

"Okay, that counts as one." Yukinoshita nodded in affirmation.

"Flower kiss on top?"

"Hmm?" Who said that? Come out and criticize me. Everyone looked in the direction of the voice. Shidao, I didn't expect that you, with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, would be such a person. I misjudged you.

"Mashiro." As a mother, Kato Megumi looked at her son with a kind smile as always.

"I...I just happened to know that." Shidou explained hurriedly.

"I didn't expect you to know so much, Shidou." Hikigaya raised his thumbs up, and after completing the whole action, he looked like the cover of Dark Souls III.

"I'm not...I didn't..."

"Shidou, what is Flower Kiss? Tell me." Tohka's innocent voice sounded, she grabbed Shidou's arm tightly and shook it, asking non-stop.

"I personally prefer Candy Boy. Except for the fact that it only has seven episodes, everything else is impeccable." Hikigaya nodded confidently, with full conviction.

"There's a kissing scene at the end of episode 3, what about yuri? Of course I'll watch Sakura Trick." Yuigahama Yui made a powerful rebuttal. After letting herself go, she realized what she had done. She sat down with her head down, her face flushed. At the beginning, she deliberately chose Magical Girl Nanoha to pretend that she was not very interested in yuri anime. Her behavior of not knowing much has been completely exposed. By the way, I didn't play Honkai Impact rd because I was attracted by the Valkyries. But I heard that Himeko is going to release Soul Awakening. Should I ask Xiaoxue to borrow some money...

"Have you finished promoting it? Have you come to any important conclusions?" Ying Lili said softly.

119. I have an idea

"Have you finished promoting it? Have you come to any important conclusions?" Ying Lili said softly.

"Ahem, let me, the initiator of this proposal, talk to you first." After deliberately coughing twice, the right to speak fell to Yuigahama.

"First of all, I have watched all the anime you mentioned." Yuigahama said calmly. Now that she has been exposed, Yuigahama will no longer hide it.

Even if I let others know that I am interested in a certain type of anime, it is just a small matter. After all, what I will be doing next is a sacred task of matching a pair of girls. It is very necessary to let Eriri believe that I am a professional and trustworthy. As an old driver who has watched countless movies, I guarantee that I have a hundred ways to help Eriri find a girlfriend! Yuigahama roared in his heart.

"Hey, hey, stop staring at me with weird looks, okay? Is it weird for a high school student like me to watch anime? It's not weird at all." Being stared at with weird looks by others at the same time, Yuigahama felt extremely pressured. If you want to watch girls who like yuri, go stare at Eriri, what does it have to do with me, Yuigahama Yui? She couldn't help it anymore. Her sense of shame was completely ignited by the burning gazes, and she shouted in shame and anger.

"No, no, it's a very normal thing, don't you think?"

"It's really no big deal. I've seen a lot of this kind of stuff, Yuigahama. I'm definitely not saying this to comfort you."

Everyone turned their heads and spoke one after another.

"That's right. Ebina often told me that there is no girl who doesn't like to be a geek." Seeing that others also agreed with what she said, Yuigahama put his hands on his hips, puffed out his chest, raised his head confidently, and smiled proudly.

To some extent, I am still a little concerned... As the pink-haired girl moved, the buns on her head and chest began to tremble. Yukinoshita's gaze unconsciously moved down to herself, and she gently pressed her hands on her chest and then let them flat... How did the saying go, this person has an ordinary appearance... In the current scene, inexplicably, Yukinoshita remembered this sentence.

"Do you want my help? Maybe we can add some extra shows when we get back..." Hikigaya slowly approached Yukinoshita, lowered his head and whispered in her ear. All the others saw was Hikigaya's lips moving slightly and Yukinoshita's expression becoming unnatural. Well, it was just some basic operations and there was no need to pay too much attention to it.

"Listen carefully, Eriri, love between girls is not as simple as you think. Gentlemen, what's going to happen next is a war! There's hell ahead, are you really ready? Answer me!" With her hands crossed in front of her chest, the two dolls on her shoulders also made the same gesture. After a powerful speech, Yuigahama's momentum suddenly rose, instantly shocking the whole audience. Yuigahama looked like this unprecedentedly.

"Gurgle... Is this... so serious?" After swallowing, Eriri clenched her hands on her thighs and looked at Yuigahama nervously.

"Answer me first, soldier!" Yuigahama shouted, causing Eriri, who was already nervous, to tremble.

"I'm ready, sir!" Eriri closed her eyes and shouted as hard as she could. Except for Eriri who closed her eyes, it was not difficult for others to notice that Yuigahama's body suddenly paused. Although it was obvious that she was frightened by Eriri's voice, Yuigahama still held back and tried to maintain a serious expression.

"What is your target!" Yuigahama continued to order.

"Kasumigaoka Utaha, I want to make her my...woman." Eriri opened her eyes again, her eyes filled with determination.

"What were you going to say when you paused just now?" Yuigahama looked at Eriri suspiciously, always feeling that Eriri had some bold idea that she couldn't reveal.

"No...no, I just bit my tongue, hiss...it hurts a little." Thinking quickly and coming up with a good excuse, Eriri performed calmly. As for what she was thinking just now, she just wanted to realize all her fantasies on a certain Kasumigaoka Fatty. Isn't this very normal...I feel like imagining too much makes people a little irritated.

"Oh, is that really the case? You looked a bit suspicious just now, Eriri." Yuigahama said aggressively, staring at Eriri with narrowed eyes. Yuigahama was in a special state, and her perception, intelligence, and courage seemed to have been comprehensively improved.

"Oh... so amazing, Yuigahama-san suddenly seems to have become a different person. Is this what they call a fanatical fan?" Kato Megumi said, clapping her hands lightly.

"Xiaohui, your tone of voice is very discouraging." Yuigahama looked deflated, her shoulders relaxed, and she said helplessly, exiting her fanatical state and turning from Colonel Yuigahama back to Yuigahama-san.

"I really think that Yuigahama-san was very cool just now. For example, the sentence 'There's hell ahead' and 'Answer me, soldier!' These two sentences are very cool. Coming from Yuigahama-san's mouth, it should be called contrast cuteness." Kato Megumi exclaimed in a calm tone.

"I'm sorry, I got too carried away..." Yuigahama murmured, covering her red face and lowering her head.

"Captain, you look so shy... I can't stand it at all. The power reactor... Does Bronya have this thing? I forgot."

"So warm... Is this the captain's temperature?" Since they were now doll-sized, Bronya hugged Yuigahama's face and rubbed her whole body against him.

"Really... so soft, just like last night..." Recalling quietly, Bronya once again fell into the captain's softness.

"I've got my mindset ready, Yuigahama, what should we do next?" Eriri asked, looking at Yuigahama with admiration.

"Next..." What do you mean by "get in the right mindset"? ? When did I do something like that? ? Wow, Eriri's gaze was so dazzling. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I just said it casually. Under normal circumstances, shouldn't I make a statement, and then Xiaoxue would nod and think it made sense, and by the way, give a more specific plan? Yuigahama quietly shifted her gaze in the direction of Yukinoshita, wanting to give her a wink.

Ah, it's over. Xiaoxue is flirting with Hikigaya again. It's not surprising at all. I knew they were a couple when I saw them together for the first time at the barbecue. I had to know it even if I didn't want to. The moonlight was beautiful that night, and the dog food was also very exquisite.

"Yuigahama, why do you keep blinking your left eye? Can sand get into the room?" Eriri asked in confusion.

"Maybe." Yuigahama rubbed her eyes. Well, she had thought of a very suitable line that could be used here.

"Eri, next you need to make the other person special to each other, and then you will be close to success." Yuigahama said slowly.

"A special existence?" After hearing Yuigahama's words, Eriri thought carefully.

"Anyway, let's find a reason to go on a date with the other person." Yuigahama proposed a universal method.

"You just ask her out on a date right away? Telling her you're collecting material should be fine, but... I've never... tried dating before. Can you... find someone to practice with me?" Eriri said somewhat awkwardly.