Ministry Action Records

"That's definitely not the kind of music I'm talking about... But it's really effective as an alarm clock ringtone." Relaxing her body, Yukinoshita lay back on the bed. She didn't want to sleep, but there was still a lot of time. She just needed to adjust herself. Really, I'll just lie down for a while... It's so comfortable. It seems like it won't be bad to keep doing this. What's school? Why not just forget about it today...

"Won't the alarm clock break soon if you keep throwing it like this every time, Hikigaya?" Yukinoshita asked casually, looking at the ceiling, blinking less and less frequently.

"I actually found this alarm clock when I was hunting the Demon King in Lothric City. I don't know why there was such a modern alarm clock there, but the quality is really good, and it's pretty good after listening to a lot of songs, so I used it. The most important thing is that it's also very easy to throw away. If I lose it one day, I probably won't be used to it." Hikigaya explained.

"Should I pick it up?" Looking at Hikigaya's affectionate look when he was talking about the alarm clock, Yukinoshita couldn't help but ask.

"No need." Hikigaya raised his hand, and the alarm clock automatically flew back into his hand.

"..." Yukinoshita looked at the scene with subtle eyes.

"I'm going to make breakfast first. You can sleep for a while if you want. I'll call you when breakfast is ready."

"Hmm." Yukinoshita murmured softly, sleep a little longer, who can refuse this tempting option, it's great, there is someone responsible for making breakfast, Yukinoshita closed her eyes peacefully, just sleep, don't think too much.

After washing and changing into her school uniform, Yukinoshita walked into the hall and saw Hachiman and Komachi sitting at the dining table.

"Good morning, Sister Yukinoshita."

"Good morning, Komachi."

"Have Gudako and Ritsuka gone back yet?" Yukinoshita asked after pulling out a chair and sitting down.

"Well, they went back to prepare for the last singularity. I'll go over there when they set off."

"Oh, speaking of which, Komachi, you probably won't be able to go to school for a while, right? Do you have any other problems with your classmates and teachers?"

"Hehe, actually the first time I came back was during summer vacation, I asked Sister Da Vinci to make a puppet exactly like me. I called her Komachi No. 2. But when it comes to going to school, she played the role very well." Komachi said proudly.

"Komachi, answer me honestly, how many classes have you skipped?"

“Ahaha… It’s not much, Onii-chan. Komachi has everything under control.”

"If you hadn't deliberately turned your head to the other side like this, your tone would still be somewhat convincing."

"Komachi has never skipped a class, Onii-chan." Komachi looked at Hikigaya with firm eyes, bravely staring into her brother's dead eyes.

"Is that Komachi No. 2 reliable?" Hikigaya looked at his sister with suspicion.

"Oh ha! Onii-chan!" What a familiar voice came into Hikigaya's ears, this energetic greeting. He slowly turned his head, but when he really saw the girl standing in front of Komachi's door, Hikigaya's hands were already empty. When did the chopsticks fall? Probably no one can answer this question.

"Amazing, it feels exactly like the same Komachi..." Yukinoshita also looked over and murmured.

After failing several times in a row, Hikigaya finally pulled the ring of the yellow can in his hand and raised it with trembling hands. After a lot of trembling, Hikigaya finally calmed down. The cutest sister in the world now has two sisters.

"Ding ding ding, let me introduce you to No. 2, Komachi." With his open hands pointed at No. 2, Komachi's movements were like a magician performing a magic trick.

"Komachi No. 2, report!" With a faint smile on his face, Komachi No. 2 tilted his head and made a scissors hand gesture in front of his eyes.

"Um...Komachi No. 2, do you want to eat something? I'll make it now." Hikigaya said nervously.

"The remaining battery power is less than 5%..." After the warning sound rang out, which was enough to make most people despair, Komachi No. fell on Komachi.

"Ah... Haha, I'm sorry, I had so much fun last night that I forgot to charge No. 2... It's a bit heavy..." Komachi smiled awkwardly, and slowly dragged Komachi No. 2 back to the room, leaving Hikigaya standing stiffly in place. Someone's fantasy probably suffered a little blow.

"Really, there's no need to worry so much, Onii-chan. I made a lot of friends in Chaldea, and learned a lot, such as that King Arthur is actually a girl." Komachi continued as she walked out of the room.

"I think it's even more unreliable when you say that. And the same goes for number two..." Given the current family situation of the Hikigaya family, it is not necessary for Komachi to complete her studies in school. Hikigaya was just talking. The people of Chaldea and the Heroic Spirits are all good guys and will not have any bad influence on Komachi. That's enough.

"It was just an accident. She charged herself when I was not around. Well...if we don't leave now, Komachi will be late, so...let's just leave it like this for now." Quickly stuffing the remaining food into her mouth, Komachi put on her backpack and walked towards the door.

"I'm leaving, brother, Yukinoshita sister."

"Let's go too, Yukinoshita." Bending down to pick up the chopsticks, Hikigaya cleaned up the dishes.

114. Father and son recognize each other...

"I feel like I haven't been to school for a long time. My hands were shaking when I picked up the pen to write in class just now. Can you believe it? Come to think of it... I really want to move this chair to the classroom and sit there." Sitting lazily, Hikigaya pushed the ground lightly with his feet, and kept rotating on the wheels under the chair. Only in this way could he find a little coolness in this hot weather.

"You're not allowed to do that in the classroom, Hikigaya, and your chair is even more luxurious than the one I have in my office?!"

"People should always be nicer to themselves, Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka, you see, I can have a back massage just by pressing this button, isn't it great?" After saying that, Hikigaya pressed a button on the handle of the chair, and the sound of mechanical rotation came from the back of the chair.

"Ah~night." The perfect impact from the back to the whole body made Hikigaya couldn't help but let out a comfortable gasp.

"I say, Yukinoshita, why are you so calm? You don't have any reaction at all..." Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at Hikigaya, whose expression and cry were strange, with a frown on her face, then raised her head slightly to look at Yukinoshita, who was calm and composed.

"It's okay, I'm used to it." Yukinoshita said lightly.

"So, teacher, why did you come to the Service Club? Do you have any new commissions?" Yukinoshita asked.

"Hey, where are we traveling this time? Forget about Egypt, I want to go somewhere cooler." Hikigaya jumped up instantly and looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka expectantly.

Shizuka Hiratsuka silently fumbled through the pockets of her trousers and coat, and finally found only her cell phone and wallet on her body. Shaking her head regretfully, Shizuka Hiratsuka put the two things back, as neither was suitable to be thrown at people.

"I met Eriri today and chatted for a while. She told me that you had found two new members, so I wanted to come over and see how come I didn't know there were so many talented people in my school." Shizuka Hiratsuka explained.

"Your school?" Hiratsuka Shizuka's tone was very matter-of-fact. You didn't add this casually. Hikigaya Watson successfully caught the blind spot.

"Last time when I approved your leave to go to Egypt, didn't I tell you that I am the most powerful person in this school besides the principal?"

"Really... Is that what you said? I remember it seemed... a little different..." Hikigaya murmured doubtfully.

"Tsk, that's it. Why would I lie to you? I only want to be a teacher, not a principal. The current principal was hired by me." Shizuka Hiratsuka waved her hand casually and said with a smile.

"It's well-founded and irrefutable... Please allow me to say it again. As expected of teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka, you have easily accomplished something that ordinary people cannot imagine."

"Ahahaha! You are very talented. Do you want to be a teacher at Sobu High School in the future? Hikigaya, the salary is negotiable."

I won't be like this in the future... Seeing Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was infected by Hikigaya, become funny so easily, Yukinoshita thought silently, the funny expression in her mind gradually overlapped with her own face, which seemed very suitable... I will never smile like this! Yukinoshita suddenly threw this terrible thought out of her mind.

"Hello, I'm here, Xiaoxue... Sorry, I seem to be in the wrong place, sorry to bother you." As soon as she opened the door, she saw teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka laughing wildly. Usually, she couldn't investigate this situation. If she continued to look, she might pay a heavy price. As long as she didn't see it, the teacher would never be able to catch up with her at this distance! Yuigahama decisively closed the door and turned to leave.

"No! This is the Service Club, right? Why should I run?" Yuigahama shouted, pulling the door open suddenly.

"Crack, crack, crack..."

"Why are you applauding?" Hikigaya asked Yukinoshita in a low voice.

"I think Yuigahama-san is performing something for us. Even though we don't understand what she's trying to say, we should still give her some reaction. Don't embarrass Yuigahama too much. Just smile and applaud. This way we can deal with most situations." Yukinoshita said quietly.

"I see." Hikigaya nodded imperceptibly and started clapping as well.

What's going on? A welcome ceremony? As a teacher, I have to lead by example. Looking at Yukinoshita and Hikigaya who were clapping but not speaking, Shizuka Hiratsuka thought they were hinting at me to speak first. Well, that's too polite. It's about social etiquette. Although I'm the elder in theory, I'm not the kind of person who cares about such things. Really, thinking of this, Shizuka Hiratsuka's mouth curled up unconsciously.

"Welcome to the Service Club, Yuigahama Yui." Hiratsuka Shizuka said with a smile.

Hmm? So Hiratsuka Shizuka feels so strongly about belonging to this department?! Although it was just the instructor's words, as the first two members of the Service Club, Yukinoshita and Hikigaya looked at Hiratsuka Shizuka with subtle eyes.

I didn’t even invite Shizuka Hiratsuka to the last barbecue... Hikigaya felt an inexplicable sense of guilt.

"So it's a welcome ceremony or something, ah...haha...Xue's clapping just now really scared me..." Yuigahama laughed awkwardly, with a trace of blush on her cheeks due to feeling too embarrassed. It's okay that she suddenly yelled, but Xiaoxue and Hikigaya were clapping on the side, which was simply a punishment! Fortunately, it was just a welcome ceremony. Maybe no one could hear me clearly when I spoke so fast, maybe...

"Yeah." Yukinoshita, who didn't know the truth, played along with the situation and finally chose to nod.

"Didn't Shidou come today? I heard that he solved a lot of commissions when you were away. I think he is much more reliable than you. I was going to praise him." Hiratsuka Shizuka said.

"Shidou is really approachable and can solve most of my problems~~!"

"Why do you look like you forgot something very important?" Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya in confusion as he stopped talking in the middle of his sentence and suddenly took a deep breath.

"Um... could it be a lung cramp?"

"Yuigahama, have you really taken a biology class? There is no such thing as lung cramp." Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at Yuigahama's serious expression and knew that this kid had indeed thought about it seriously... To be honest, as a teacher, I hope at this moment that the student is just joking.

"Well... we didn't teach these things in biology class, did we?" Yuigahama asked tentatively. She herself was not quite sure.

"I have to go first." Hikigaya stood up suddenly.

"Want to join us?" Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya with a serious look. Even Hikigaya was so nervous. Could it be that the enemy was so strong...

"Don't get me wrong, it's just about Shidou. He told me that he was going to meet his father today, and he was a little nervous, so he asked me if I could go over to help support him." Hikigaya explained.

"Wait...what does it mean that Shidou recognized his father?!" As a life guidance teacher, Hiratsuka Shizuka is still very concerned about the various situations of her students. I don't remember any student's family situation that needs special attention. Why do I feel like I have missed a season of the plot? Logically speaking, I, Hiratsuka Shizuka, am an important character wherever I am.

"I'm leaving now. Teacher, if you want to know something, you can ask Yukinoshita and Yuigahama... There's no one here anyway, so just jump out of the window." After saying that, Hikigaya's figure disappeared from the sight of the three people.

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At this time, at Shidao's house.

"Mom, I still don't remember much about Dad. Did I call him Van before? Or did I call him Dad?" Sitting on the sofa, Shidao looked very panicked, hoping that Kato Megumi, his mother, could give him more advice.

"Don't be too nervous, Shinshi. Your dad will only be happy to see you. Don't think too much." Kato Megumi comforted softly.

"I still find it weird after all." Kotori, sitting on a small stool with Tohka and Yoshino, murmured with her head down. How did her brother manage to call a high school girl "mom" so naturally? Is this blood relationship? It's so awkward for her to watch from the side. How should she face Kato Megumi in the future? If she calls her sister, it will mess up the generations. So... should she call her mom too?

“Hehehe, it feels like something really interesting is going to happen.” Shiona said excitedly.

"Ding dong!" The doorbell rang.

"Yes, Dad... Van is off work." Shidao said and walked towards the door. As for what kind of job Van found, of course it was a traffic policeman.

"That's not right. Doesn't Van have the key?" Kotori thought, and stood up to remind her brother.

"Welcome back, Dad!" Shidou closed his eyes nervously and shouted directly.

"I...I...am not...that..." Hikigaya, who was standing outside the door, was stunned. What's going on?! We are just friends, don't call me dad.

Hikigaya stood frozen in place, only the hair on his head was ruffled in the wind.

115. Kotori: This is a test from my mother-in-law

"You know what, Shidao, I just ran over here at full speed to see you... to support you, and you did this to me as soon as the door opened. It's not kind to my heart." Sitting slumped, Hikigaya panted and gradually calmed his heartbeat. Huh? My eyelids are so heavy... Why not take a nap... Anyway, we're here, thinking this, Hikigaya slowly closed his eyes.

"Sizzle!" With electric light leaping at her fingertips, Kato Megumi poked Hikigaya fiercely.

"Wryyyyy!" He roared a strange sound, and his whole body bounced up like his hair.

"Your heart rate is almost straight, Hikigaya-san, no need to thank me, it's just a small favor." Kato Megumi said lightly.

"Really? It seems you've been too calm... Sometimes I just want to adjust my heartbeat, and while I'm doing that I go back to picking up the lantern. Come to think of it, last time those bad friends turned off my light, so I stayed in the Hunter's Dream for ten hours with nothing to do. When I came out, there was no one there. They were all a bunch of troublemakers." Hikigaya said as he pressed his hair down, leaving only that strand of ahoge pointing vertically toward the sky.

"Hey, hey, if the heart rate is straight, that means he almost died, right?! Why are your reactions so calm?!" Kotori complained angrily.

"Hey, there's an honest person here, let's quickly ostracize her." Hikigaya teased, patting Shidao's shoulder.

"Don't blame me for not reminding you. When I put on this black ribbon, even I feel scared." Holding the black hairband in her hand, Kotori did not hide the threatening tone in her voice at all.

"The two Kotori? Have you experienced anything bad in the past? You can tell me if you want to. It's okay." Walking in front of Kotori, Kato Megumi reached out and gently stroked Kotori's red hair, saying with concern.

"Well... Actually I just thought it was fun... Hui... Hui..." Kotori hesitated, not yet figuring out how to address Kato Megumi. It seemed a little wrong to address her as sister. If she was her brother's biological mother... she could just call her aunt! Kotori silently clapped her own cleverness in her heart. Calling her aunt was very appropriate for the situation. Alas, she was indeed somewhat knowledgeable. If it were Tohka and Yoshino, they would be speechless for a long time in such a situation.