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"It has been open for a while Master. I believe the temperature is just right now when you go in." Bai Mao replied.

"Great, Big Sister Baimao, uh... such hard abdominal muscles." Gudako happily pounced on Baimao and wanted to hug her, but then Gudako helplessly found that her face seemed to be rubbed against the wall...

"I'm sorry... Master, you must be... very disappointed..." Bai Mao said dejectedly. He must be very uncomfortable... The Master rubbed his face against his strong muscles. He had better go to see the Shodaime. He was ashamed of all the Hassans. Ignoring the crazy shouts of other personalities in his mind, the eldest sister of Bai Mao made a firm decision.

"How could that be? Sister Baimao has a great figure. Whether it's here... or here... Gudako likes it very much." Sensing Baimao's frustration, Gudako pressed herself against Baimao's back and gently placed her left hand on her abdomen. She picked up her fingers and gently stroked them. Baimao could feel the warm palm slowly rising and falling along the contour of her abdomen, and suddenly stopped when it was about to reach a certain edge. After slowly rotating the palm, the hand switched to fingers to continue approaching, rubbing back and forth continuously, but never getting close.

"Mas..ter..." With his lips slightly opened, Baimao breathed out, and his speech became a little vague. It was so strange... this feeling... it was obviously just... just the Master comforting himself.

"Now I want you to call me Gudako..." Leaning her head on Bai Mao's shoulder, Gudako leaned close to Bai Mao's ear and said. This way, Bai Mao could hear more clearly. Gudako's right hand was not idle either. It slid up along the side of the waist, and finally the whole right hand passed through Bai Mao's armpit. Gudako's arm squeezed the softness, and her fingertips passed through Bai Mao's shallow clavicle. The wonderful touch brought by the slightly sharp fingertips made Bai Mao couldn't help but tremble slightly.

"Got it, Hyakumo?" Gudako continued.

"I understand... Gudako..., can you let me go..." Bai Mao stammered, with her legs tightly clamped together.

"Well, that's great." Gudako exclaimed with satisfaction, then loosened her hand and let go of Baimao.

Mom, I want to marry her, huh?! Fujimaru Ritsuka suddenly shook his head in panic, what was he thinking just now?!

"Good night everyone. Komachi and I will go to bed first." Gudako said with a smile.

"Gudako-wait, what should we do with Archer?" Ritsuka suddenly remembered that the old lady was missing.

"Haha, don't worry, Ritsuka. It's always been the old lady who takes care of others. The old lady can definitely take care of herself. It's impossible that after just a short absence, the old lady's head will be twisted off by someone and used as a flashlight, or chopped off with an axe and made into a weird radio." Gudako joked.

"Why are your metaphors so weird... But it's true, how could Archer get into trouble so easily? After all, he is a man who has defeated the King of Heroes Gilgamesh. It's impossible for him to meet a god just by turning right out the door. Even if they meet, they may not fight, right? Hmm." Fujimaru Ritsuka said to himself. He felt that he was making a lot of sense, so he stopped worrying about it.

"Then, Afu and I will go to bed first." Fujimaru Ritsuka said to Hikigaya and Yukinoshita, and then was pulled into the room by Afu.

"What are you thinking about, Hikigaya?" Yukinoshita asked, looking at Hikigaya's thoughtful expression.

"That Afu... seems to be the same type as Totsuka Ayaka." Hikigaya said hesitantly, not quite sure himself.

"You mean... a boy?" Yukinoshita was surprised. What's wrong with this world? Are there so many cute boys? ?

"Maybe I saw it wrong. Never mind, let's just go to bed. We have a lot of things to do tomorrow. Find Junji and help Celia find her dad." Hikigaya counted.

"Dad?"

"I remember that the author of her novel was a man. Isn't this the same as my father?" Hikigaya explained.

"That seems to make sense." After saying that, Yukinoshita followed Hikigaya into the room.

"Hikigaya, do you have any suitable clothes for me to wear as pajamas? It's very uncomfortable for me to sleep in what I'm wearing now." Yukinoshita frowned and looked at her clothes. How could she have guessed the current situation?

"Oh, let me look for it. I remember there was a short-sleeved shirt... of very good quality... Here, it's this one." Hikigaya opened the closet and rummaged through it, finally taking out a white short-sleeved shirt and handing it to Yukinoshita.

"Indeed, it's pretty good. This one will do." Yukinoshita pulled the clothes that Hikigaya handed to her. It was very elastic and the fabric was very soft. It should be very good to wear it to sleep.

"Do you want to wash first or should I wash first?" asked Yukinoshita.

"Would you like to join us?" Hikigaya said with a smile.

"Your shower place is outside the room, Hikigaya, there are other people outside." Yukinoshita said unhappily.

"Haha, so you agreed to not be outside."

"Sure." With one hand on the closet door, Yukinoshita lifted Hikigaya's chin with the other hand and looked at the man in front of her with interest with a smile.

"Well... actually there is... a place to take a shower in this room..." Even with his head turned to the side, Hikigaya could feel Yukinoshita's aggressive gaze like a carnivore passing over him.

"Huh? Is that so?" It was Yukinoshita's turn to be surprised. She just wanted to tease Hikigaya, so... did they really want to... the two of them... do that together... After imagining it, Yukinoshita's face turned slightly red.

"Where do you think the hidden blade I gave Eriri was made?" Hikigaya said.

"Uh...on that computer desk?" Yukinoshita said tentatively.

"Come on... this is not a Gundam competition. Hunters all have their own workshops. You can go there through my room." Hikigaya said.

"So... do you really want to go together..." Although he didn't want to say it, Hikigaya found himself... quite looking forward to it...

"..."

"Sure..." Yukinoshita's voice was as soft as a thread.

83. Go to bed

"Hmm... isn't this the Hunter's Dream?" After Hikigaya knocked on a certain spot on the wall of his room, a foggy door appeared. After Hikigaya pushed open the foggy door, Yukinoshita saw a familiar scene with a highly restored degree - the Hunter's Dream.

Although they look very similar at first glance, there are still big differences in some places. For example, the middle part of the steps on both sides leading to the workshop is replaced by a steaming circular bath. Through the clear and transparent water in the bath, Yukinoshita can see the bottom paved with pebbles. On both sides of the bath, there are small statues of a Sakura Fire Dragon and a Blue Fire Dragon with their mouths open and breathing, acting as springs. Spring water constantly gushes out of them, making gurgling sounds. As for why Yukinoshita could tell at a glance what kind of dragons the two statues were carved... there is a small metal sign with words written on it under the statue.

"Oh... This is a hot spring, Hikigaya." Yukinoshita bent down and probed the water in the bathtub with her hand. It was very warm and smooth, and felt much better than any bath she had had when she traveled before.

But the water is so clear...that means...you can see everything, right? Thinking of this, a blush appeared on Yukinoshita's cheeks again. But because Yukinoshita was squatting on the ground with her back to Hikigaya, Hikigaya didn't notice.

"Haha, I guess so. I collected a lot of materials and made it myself. It's no worse than natural ones. When I have nothing to do, I like to soak in it." Hikigaya said with a smile.

"Your living standard is really high." Yukinoshita teased.

"It's okay, it's okay." Hikigaya waved his hand.

"Hmm? Isn't this the recovery item in Monster Hunter? There really is such a thing." Yukinoshita looked curiously at a small creature flying past her. It was flying with difficulty carrying a green bubble that was several times larger than its body, and looked like it would be lost at any time. She stretched out her finger and poked it lightly. The bubble exploded with a "pop" sound, and the green spot of light attached to Yukinoshita's body and then slowly melted away. So this is what it was like, just like a spring breeze.

"Did you carve all these?" Standing up, Yukinoshita walked to the steps next to her. As she climbed up, she looked at the stone statues with strange styles placed on the edge of the steps. The sculptures became more and more complicated from bottom to top. Pac-Man? Pikachu? Mega Man? ... There was even Strike Freedom? !

"It looks quite empty when there are only stairs, but it's too troublesome to plant something on it. Even if I use potted plants, I still have to water them. After thinking about it, I decided to just carve something and put it on top. How about it, it's not bad, right?" Hikigaya said, putting his hand on Pikachu.

"Yeah, it's really good." Looking at the final Strike Freedom, Yukinoshita nodded slightly.

"Can we go up there?" Yukinoshita pointed to the hunter's workshop at the end of the stairs.

"Of course." Hikigaya took Yukinoshita up the stairs and pushed the door open.

"Oh, so many books." Yukinoshita picked up a few books from the large bookshelf nearby and put them in her hands.

"'From Beginners to Cat Cart, Ten Thousand Consequences of Forced Super Solution'... What a strange title. What about the others? 'Hunters Who Can Roll Don't Need Shields' and 'Random Gun Counterattack Is the Most Deadly' What kind of books are these?" Yukinoshita put the book back in its place with a subtle look on her face.

"Well, what is this?" Yukinoshita saw a book with a very special cover.

"Ancient God's Cooking Guide?" Yukinoshita curiously turned to the first page and saw a familiar name.

"Written by Kato Megumi?" It should be the same name. It probably has nothing to do with the one in her school, otherwise Hikigaya should be able to recognize it. It's not like she hasn't seen it before. Thinking of this, Yukinoshita put the book back to its place.

"Here, Yukinoshita, a towel." Hikigaya handed a bath towel to Yukinoshita.

"That..." Yukinoshita stammered, unable to speak for a long time. What should she do next? It seemed that there was nothing else to say. If she wanted to take a shower, she should... do it by herself first... It felt so weird, being in such an empty place.

"You...you go down first, Hikigaya." Yukinoshita's weak voice reached Hikigaya's ears. Hikigaya was stunned for a moment, but soon understood what Yukinoshita was saying.

"Oh well..."

......

Is today's hot spring a little hotter than usual? There was misty water vapor in front of him, and Hikigaya inexplicably had such a feeling. Several little messengers that came out from the side waved their tiny arms at Hikigaya a few times without knowing the meaning, and then retreated back into the ground, instead of circling the edge of the bath like before, leaving the night to their master and the lady standing over there who they met for the first time. We are just little messengers, and there is only so much we can do.

Do women like to watch men take off their clothes? Well, it depends on the person. But for now, Yukinoshita thinks it's pretty good. Staring at Hikigaya slowly pulling up his shirt, Yukinoshita doesn't quite know what she's expecting. She just... wants to watch it... Is it okay? I just like watching him take off his clothes. Isn't that great?

...To be honest, I really want to watch it, turn around and lie on the side and stare at it. At this moment, all Hikigaya can hear, besides the gurgling sound of flowing water, is the rustling sound coming from behind him that cannot be ignored. It is possible to imagine, but Hikigaya is too lazy to think about it. Yukinoshita is right behind him, so what else can he think about? Should he sit on the side? It would be so unnatural to turn around now, Hikigaya thought helplessly.

"Want to see it? Sure, Hikigaya..." The sentence with a deliberate drawout at the end reached Hikigaya's ears. Was it the tone of voice or what the words represented that was alluring? It was difficult to think about such things right now. Hikigaya just swallowed his saliva and aspired to be a househusband...wouldn't it be better for him to just listen to his wife?

"I'm not kidding, turn around." Yukinoshita smiled mischievously and put a hand on Hikigaya's shoulder.

"That's what you said..." Hikigaya slowly turned around.

"Oh, are you really that wronged?" Yukinoshita teased.

"Shh!" Hikigaya turned around and saw Yukinoshita bending over with only her black underwear on her body. Then Yukinoshita gently covered her mouth with the hand that was on her shoulder, and Yukinoshita's other hand quietly touched her back.

"It's up to you, Hikigaya." Yukinoshita was probably trying to tease him. Looking at Yukinoshita's face that was so red that it seemed like blood was about to drip out, Hikigaya felt that she must have mustered up a lot of courage to say this, but what did it mean... Soon Hikigaya heard a slight "click" sound, like the sound of a button being unbuttoned.

The hand that Yukinoshita was covering Hikigaya's mouth moved upwards little by little. Her spread fingers probably tried to cover something. At the same time, Yukinoshita's other hand trembled as she took off the only piece of clothing left on her upper body.

This... This is totally different from what I imagined! Originally, I was going to tease this guy Hikigaya, but Yukinoshita felt that she was giving him a free pass. Hikigaya, shouldn't you look shy and let me laugh at you? Don't look at me with such a burning gaze, it's too obvious, close your eyes quickly.

Recalling the whiteness of the snow seen through the gaps between Yukinoshita's fingers, well, it wasn't all white. I have to say, it was really... a unique enjoyment to see it this way. While thinking about this, Hikigaya's eyes suddenly became dark. Hmm... this sound, the leg was raised, stepped on the wet ground, and then... the hand that was blocking the view moved away.

"Tsk, are you thinking about how to play with me again, you hentai Hikigaya Hachiman-san?" Yukinoshita said unhappily, and hugged Hikigaya tightly, snuggling in Hikigaya's arms, with her body skin and hot face pressed against Hikigaya's chest.

"Well...I don't think I did anything." Hikigaya said helplessly.

"I feel like your face is hotter than the spring water. You won't faint soon, will you?" Hikigaya looked down at Yukinoshita who buried her face in him and smiled. "You were the one who wanted to tease me, but now you're too shy to see anyone. You're so adorable, Yukinoshita."

"Hmph, what bad things are you going to do to me now that I'm unconscious?" Yukinoshita raised her head and said coldly, but her red face did not have any deterrent effect at all.

"Hmm...something bad? Let me think about it." Hikigaya pretended to be thinking seriously, and his hands underwater unconsciously wandered and caressed Yukinoshita's body. The sudden movement caused Yukinoshita to gasp slightly.

The pearl-like round toes were curled up together, and the two legs were tightly clamped together, showing Yukinoshita's nervousness. Hikigaya's hands stopped abruptly at some edges and turned to kneading with his fingers. Yukinoshita, who had closed her eyes because of panic, suddenly opened her eyes and glared at Hikigaya fiercely, like a powerless kitten that could only scare people with its fur standing up.

"Did I do something wrong?" Hikigaya came up to Yukinoshita with a smile on his face.

"Hmph!" Yukinoshita grabbed Hikigaya's hand that had been messing with her from the water and bit it hard.

"Wow, that biting is too much, Yukinoshita."

"Tsk, you asked for it." Yukinoshita turned her head away.

"Hiss..." Hikigaya looked at the teeth marks on his hand helplessly.

"No...it doesn't hurt that much. I don't think I used much force... probably." Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya and said uncertainly.

"It really doesn't hurt, I just wanted to hiss out of habit." Then Yukinoshita silently splashed water on Hikigaya's face.

"Hey Hikigaya, is this moon real?" Looking up at the bright moon in the sky, Yukinoshita asked.

"Of course it's true." Hikigaya also raised his head and looked up at the night sky.

"It's so beautiful looking at it now..." Yukinoshita sighed.

"Yeah, it's true, it's a nice moonlight." Hikigaya agreed.

"Let's go, Hikigaya." Standing up from the bathtub without any disguise, Yukinoshita picked up the bath towel and wrapped herself, then threw her wet long hair behind her.

"Yeah." Hikigaya responded.

ps: Kratos’ kick was almost about to step down.

84. The camera is finally moving

"Is there a hair dryer, Hikigaya?" After returning to the room from the hunter's dream, Yukinoshita asked Hikigaya. Just using a towel was not enough to dry her long hair, but after looking for several places with the highest probability, Yukinoshita did not find what she wanted.

"Hair dryer? Come here." Hikigaya gestured.