Ministry Action Records

"Oh! Don't mention it, don't mention that birthday. It was the worst birthday I've ever had in my life." Trevor became emotional in an instant.

"I won't say anything about your words. It's barely okay. Look at the looks on Mike and Franklin's faces. I almost drew my sword and chopped them down. I thought some new species of ancient god had come to my house. I was so scared."

"So, Hachi, you called me just to bring up bad memories for me?" Trevor asked.

"Of course not, I'm married and I wanted to tell you." Hikigaya said calmly.

"Oh, you're married... What the hell?! You're married?!" Trevor was frightened and jumped up and yelled.

"Really? Xiaoba is married? Didn't he say last time that he didn't even have a girlfriend?" While saying this, Mike still showed a relieved smile like an old father.

"I'll invite you guys to the wedding banquet." Hikigaya said with a smile.

"Of course. By the way, Setsuna, say hello to your senior." Trevor threw the phone to Setsuna.

"Oh oh." Setsuna hurriedly caught the phone that Trevor suddenly threw to him.

"Um...Hikigaya-senpai? My...my name is Shimazaki Setsuna, and I wish...I wish you a happy wedding." It was the first time facing such a situation, and Setsuna was a little nervous. She didn't know if she was doing well or not.

"Hehe, thank you for your blessing, Setsuna."

"Yeah," Setsuna nodded nervously.

"Enough of that. You guys are grilling, right? I can hear the crackling of the charcoal. Enjoy your meal." After saying that, Hikigaya hung up the phone.

"Hikigaya, I seemed to have heard you say something about the Transformation Ring. You don't really have any special fetishes, do you?" Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya with a subtle expression.

"No, no, just a funny thing for my friend's birthday." Hikigaya shook his head.

"Hey, your eyes are totally unconvincing. Is it too late for me to get a divorce now?" Yukinoshita looked disgusted.

"It's too late. And Yukinoshita, when you said this, you didn't even loosen your grip. It's not convincing at all."

"That's because you held me too tightly, so I couldn't let go. What? Were you scared just now?" Yukinoshita smiled proudly as she got close to Hikigaya's face.

"Haha, yes, yes, I'm scared." Hikigaya nodded with a smile.

"By the way, Yukinoshita, what if your parents object?"

"I can show them my superb swordsmanship, and they won't have any objections."

"Oh, that sounds good. It's quite convincing indeed."

"Then...what about your family...will they..." Yukinoshita asked vaguely.

"Haha, they'll probably be very... surprised? Unbelievable?! When did I have the illusion that my son found a girlfriend? Or something like that." Hikigaya said.

"Hikigaya, you're not that bad. At least I... like you very much. Besides, I'm not your girlfriend."

I'm being teased...Hikigaya blushed and turned his head away.

"By the way, Yukinoshita, did you notice the guy wearing a skull mask standing on the roof over there? He's also wearing all black clothes. That's pretty weird." Hikigaya tried to change the subject.

"I saw it. It's probably some kind of performance art." Yukinoshita didn't care too much. Strange people were not uncommon in this world.

"Well, Hikigaya, let's go for a walk." Yukinoshita hugged Hikigaya's right arm and reached down with her left hand to interlock her fingers with Hikigaya's.

"Okay, let's go there," Hikigaya responded.

"I don't have any specific ideas. Let's just walk around and see if we encounter anything interesting..." After saying that, Yukinoshita pulled Hikigaya forward.

"As you wish." Hikigaya said.

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Wang Hassan: "Performance art? Baimao, it seems you have learned a lot. Stick your head over here and let me see what else you can do."

ps: I found the Stone Mask. I'll see if I can surpass the limit of human update.

"Well, I really can't remember the details of things in the dream. How big was it, C... or D..." Sitting at the table, Eriri put down the paintbrush in her hand, squinted her eyes and raised her hand to hold something in the air. She seemed to be imagining something. Combined with what she just said, it is not difficult to guess that she is recalling the scene in her dream.

"Ah, I can't remember, just touch it." Eriri shook her hands and leaned lazily against the back of the chair. On the table was an unfinished work. Although it was still incomplete, it was obvious that the content was popular among the general public. One of the characters in the painting was obviously Eriri herself. She was worthy of being the assassin Eriri who firmly believed that everything was false and everything was allowed. She easily did what ordinary people dared not do, which was to draw herself in a notebook.

"So boring, it's the weekend so there's nothing else to do, but I don't seem to want to do anything." Eriri murmured while slumped in her seat, looking like a salted fish of English and Japanese descent. You say there's no need to do homework? Of course not, the holiday homework in this world has been eliminated by a powerful superpower one day, and the idea that students can't be assigned homework during the holidays is engraved in the minds of people all over the world. Of course, there are still homework assignments from Monday to Thursday, but not on Friday, because Friday is already a holiday after school, so Hikigaya doesn't need to rush to do homework after returning from Higurashi, after all, there is no such concept as holiday homework.

In addition to the holiday homework, this person with super powers also did something that was somewhat related to Eriri. He predicted the crash of a flight from Chiba Airport to Egypt, and almost held the plane throughout the entire journey before the plane carrying a certain Joe successfully arrived in Egypt. Afterwards, the person with super powers said that it was the first time he had encountered such a disaster-ridden flight. Not only did all the engines of the plane shut down, but it also had to deal with various natural disasters on the way, and finally had to repair the landing gear before it could land safely.

"By the way, Hikigaya said that there would be discounts if you mention his name in that coffee shop. Ancient god? Antique artifact? Never mind, I'll just go and look for it and I'll find out. Anyway, it starts with the word "ancient." Having decided to go out and do something to kill time, Eriri changed her clothes and walked out of the room. Just as she was about to close the door, she paused, thought about it, put on her hidden blade, and put on a long-sleeved jacket. Who knows, she might need it.

"I'm going out, Mom." Eriri said to her mother Sayuri Sawamura after going downstairs.

"Be careful outside." Sayuri waved to her daughter.

"I understand, Mom." Eriri waved goodbye to her mother and walked out of the house.

After watching Eriri leave completely, Sayuri, who was sitting on the sofa, stood up stealthily and walked to Eriri's room.

"Oh, what has Eriri been secretly drawing lately? As a mother, I must pay attention to her."

After entering Eriri's room, Sayuri skillfully opened one hidden drawer after another and successfully found the unfinished painting.

"Who is this black-haired woman..." Sayuri murmured doubting her life. Didn't her daughter like her childhood sweetheart? But this painting was not deceiving. Sayuri, who was also an artist, could see that this was not a serious painting. Hidden in the painting was her daughter's ambition for a certain woman! The painting of Eriri and someone quietly slipped from Sayuri's hand to the ground.

"Snap!" The sudden sound made Sayuri jump. She then reacted and hurriedly put the painting back to its original place.

Does her daughter really only have feelings for one girl?! Or... A terrifying scene emerged in Sayuri's mind.

On a quiet night, the door was carefully opened, and Eriri quietly climbed onto her bed and covered her mouth. She didn't dare to resist because she was her daughter. She just trembled all over and made a soft "woooo..." sound. Just like in the painting, Eriri played with her body with her other hand. Her warm tongue slowly licked from her neck, cheek to her ears, and then whispered in her ears: "Mom, don't make too much noise, you don't want to wake up Dad." Just like that, she ended up being played with by her daughter in front of her husband but dared not make a sound.

"What should I do..." As if what she imagined was really going to happen, Sayuri Sawamura sat on the ground with empty eyes.

If Eriri knew what her mother was thinking, she would definitely refute her angrily. After all, she had to do this to prevent her mother from noticing that the door was open.

"So it's called Antique..." After wandering around, Eriri finally found the Antique Cafe that Hikigaya had mentioned.

"Ding-ling~~" As Eriri pushed open the door of the cafe, the bell on the door made a crisp sound.

"Welcome." As soon as she entered the door, Eriri saw a girl with white hair and two pigtails. This waitress looked so familiar, as if... yes, Kiana Kaslana from Honkai Impact 3. The world is so big that there are all kinds of wonders. There are actually people who look like the characters in mobile games. When you go out, how many people will treat you as their wife, Eriri sighed.

"Hey, Eriri."

A familiar voice... Eriri looked in the direction of the voice and saw Hikigaya waving to her and Yukinoshita smiling and raising her hand to greet her.

"It's you, Hikigaya and Yukinoshita. Ha, a couple going out on a date?" Eriri teased, sitting down next to the two of them.

"Well, I guess so." Hikigaya responded, and Yukinoshita beside him nodded in agreement.

"Hmm?" Eriri looked at Yukinoshita and Hikigaya in confusion. He admitted it so directly. Was his confession successful? Thinking of this, Eriri glanced at the ring on Yukinoshita's left hand, next to the little finger. Hmm, that was the ring finger.

"Oh shit." Eriri said politely, standing up from her seat in shock.

"Did you two skip something? This is too much. You were friends and classmates just a few days ago." Ying Lili was confused. She was just talking and just thinking about it from time to time, but you two really became a couple so quickly.

"Yes, I skipped something. The age indicated on my ID card is not enough, so I cannot get the certificate." Hikigaya said seriously.

"Yes, although I am sixteen years old, I still have to wait for Hikigaya for a while." Yukinoshita also felt it was a pity, but there was nothing she could do about it.

"Oh, really... Do you think I would say that? What about confession? What about love? Friends, you are just showing off." Eriri said.

"It's okay. Now that I think about it, after I met Yukinoshita, our life was almost like we were in a relationship." Hikigaya nodded, as if recalling something.

"It's well-founded and convincing." Ying Lili spread her hands and sat back in her seat.

"Then congratulations to you. I've long felt that it was only a matter of time before you two got married, but I didn't expect... that it would be so soon. Take good care of Yukinoshita and Hikigaya, and be careful of my hidden blade." Eriri shook her middle finger, and the sharp hidden blade popped out instantly.

"Haha, don't worry, I will." Hikigaya said with a smile.

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"Who to summon? It's so hard to choose. Is this what they call indecisiveness?" In a small room, a silver-haired girl with twin ponytails in military uniform sat on the sofa, holding a game controller in her hand and operating it while muttering. Next to her were a pile of game discs and a computer with a lit screen. The computer screen was obviously logged in to a large-scale same-sex friendship communication website.

"Damn, there's another dog around the corner!" The girl in military uniform angrily threw the handle.

ps: It started raining after the physical education class in the afternoon. The weather forecast is really accurate (*￣洌)

I'll try and see if I can make it three more chapters...

70. It’s time for the cafe with Easter eggs

"jingle..."

"welcome."

My name is Kiana Kaslana. I used to deliver takeout in a pizza shop and worked as a cashier in a convenience store. And today, I have added a rich touch to my career as a waitress in a cafe called "Antique". Whenever the bell rings, it means that a new customer has entered "Antique". I believe that a welcome from this lady will give every customer a better shopping experience.

Although I have only just started working here, I already think this is a great place. The manager is Yoshimura Kousen, a very kind old man. When I drank the blended coffee he made, I knew that this cafe definitely has a bright future. He also treated me to a free cheesecake, which shows that the manager is not only a talent but also a good person. Moreover, on weekends, there is also the beautiful sister Dong Xiang who comes to help as a waiter. I really like working at "Gudong". The manager is a nice person and my colleagues are beautiful.

As for why I want to work part-time, of course it's for money. Although I can survive without money like I did in the Valkyrie Dormitory, I also want to go out on a date with the Captain and Mei, and a date definitely requires money. It took me a long time to find this cafe.

"Hey, manager, are you finally willing to hire a waiter?" The customer who came in was Kamishiro Rize, and behind her was a young boy with white bangs and sideburns. The boy was wearing what was obviously a CCG investigator's uniform.

"Is it Rize and Sasaki-kun? Haha, ever since your novel, Rize, was adapted into an animation, there have been a lot more customers in the cafe. Those customers all said they were here for some...holy land tour. Many people also asked me to take photos with them. An old man like me really can't handle it. Touka has to go to school, so I have to hire a waiter." Yoshimura Kozen said with a smile.

"Kiana, these two are Rize Kamishiro and Hiyo Sasaki. They are both friends of the store manager. You should get to know them too." Yoshimura Kousen said to Kiana.

"Hello, Miss Rize and Mr. Sasaki. My name is Kiana Kaslana, and I'm the new waitress in the store. Thank you for your guidance." Kiana introduced herself.

"Haha, what a cute little girl." Rize looked at Kiana and smiled.

"Haha, Miss Rize is also very beautiful." Kiana blushed a little when praised by the beautiful older sister.

"Hello, Kiana." Sasaki Hiyo had a friendly smile on her face and looked like a little angel.

"Hikigaya-kun, Yukinoshita, I haven't seen you two in a while." Rize shouted in the direction of Yukinoshita and Hikigaya and walked over.

"Long time no see, Ms. Rize." Yukinoshita also greeted.

"Rize? It's been a while. It's a little late, but congratulations on your novel being adapted into an animation." As they only ordered one cheesecake, Hikigaya had to pick up a piece of cake with a fork and eat it. Only Hikigaya could replace wine with cheesecake.

"It's really late. The first season is almost over. But I still want to thank you." Rize said with a smile.

"I've been busy with my studies, and I went to Egypt some time ago, so I didn't have a chance to come to the cafe and order some cheesecake. By the way, let me introduce you to Eriri, the new member of my and Yukinoshita department," said Hikigaya.

"Wow, has your magical high school club department found new members? How legendary is your school? You found so many talented people." Rize looked at Hikigaya and Yukinoshita with a strange expression. The fighting power of these two people completely refreshed her view of the existence of high school students. Now there will be one more. Kamishiro Rize sometimes wondered that if it wasn't Emiya who rescued her from the research institute and she escaped on her own, she might have been killed by a passing high school student while looking for food.

Speaking of high school students, what on earth was that girl that she met in the morning? Recalling the girl who just stared at her in the morning, the fear in Rize's heart resurfaced, and her body suddenly became unable to move. It was not until she was enveloped by cold murderous intent that she realized that there was a girl standing there, but for some reason she just glanced at her and walked away as if nothing had happened. Now that she thinks about it, what did she look like? Rize shook her head, still unable to remember, feeling that at that time... she was like a prey being stared at.

"By the way, Rize, who is the person next to you?" Hikigaya's words brought Rize back to her senses.

"Hmm?! Oh... He is Sasaki Hiyo, an investigator of CCG and a friend of Emiya's. Emiya met him when he was investigating CCG affairs. Now he occasionally comes to assist me when I write novels. After all, he is more familiar with CCG affairs and can help me improve the description." Rize introduced him to Hikigaya and others.