Ministry Action Records

"I want to call the police Eriri. The police should also take care of this matter." Shizuka Hiratsuka bit her fingers, her eyes moving constantly, as if she was thinking about the feasibility of calling the police.

"They said on the phone that someone is abusing dogs, and the situation is out of control. The police should be here soon." Shizuka Hiratsuka spoke faster and faster, and seemed ready to take action.

"Calm down, Shizuka Hiratsuka, stop touching things. You didn't bring your phone with you. You left it in the hotel a long time ago. I helped you plug in the charging cable." Looking at Shizuka Hiratsuka who was groping around as if she was really going to call the police, Eriri was furious. Teacher, how badly have you been attacked...

"Yes, we didn't bring it. No, we have to go back and get it quickly, otherwise it will be too late." Shizuka Hiratsuka pressed Eriri's shoulder with a look of panic.

"Go into the sea and calm down!" Eriri suddenly squatted down, stretched out her legs and swept towards Hiratsuka Shizuka. Hiratsuka Shizuka lost her balance in an instant and floated in the air for a short time, about to fall to the ground. She rushed forward quickly. Eriri immediately hugged Hiratsuka Shizuka's waist and pinched it a few times. Well, the touch was really great. Is this the body of a mature woman? And it smells so good. Eriri buried her whole face in Hiratsuka Shizuka's belly. Hehehe, a gentleman's smile appeared on Eriri's face, and finally the two fell straight into the sea.

The cold sea water was like the dog food before, hitting the two of them mercilessly, and Eriri and Hiratsuka Shizuka were instantly cheered up.

"rua..." Shizuka Hiratsuka made meaningless sounds, bubbles kept coming out of her mouth. Her hands were paddling in vain. Eriri saw the shadow of a Shiba Inu on her. It seemed that Shizuka Hiratsuka had not yet realized that she had fallen into the sea.

Ouch! I touched something! Suddenly, I felt something slippery in my hand, and I pulled my hand back instantly.

What? It turned out to be just a small fish. Looking at the small fish swimming quickly away, Ying Lili felt that her behavior just now was really stupid.

But what was this inexplicable feeling of pleasure like? Looking at the fish getting farther and farther away from her, Eriri fell into deep thought. Did she touch it? Did she feel great?!

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

60. Yukinoshita Wants the Dragon Jade

"I'm back." Dragging his tired body, Hikigaya tried several times and finally succeeded in aligning the key and inserting it into the keyhole, opening the door of his house. It has to be said that long-distance traveling is indeed a very tiring thing, especially when you are the only man in the team, and the three guys, Hiratsuka Shizuka, Eriri and Yukinoshita, are completely rude to order you around.

"Ah~" Hikigaya yawned after opening the door, covering his mouth. His eyes narrowed into a line. But it's Friday night now. It's great to have a holiday after the trip. Hikigaya thought so and smiled with his eyes narrowed. Happiness is such a simple thing. Others are in school, but you drag your friends and teachers to travel together. After the trip, it's the weekend. This kind of thing should happen more often, but now... I'm going to sleep. I can't do it anymore...

Hikigaya walked into the house slowly with a zombie-like pace. The four of them had gone out to party the night before boarding the plane. Didn't they sleep on the plane as planned? Do you know what Yukinoshita said? Help me get some gems before going to sleep. I'm still short of a few. So when Eriri and Hiratsuka Shizuka had already fallen asleep, Yukinoshita and Hikigaya took out the game console to grind for materials. It's just a few gems, how long can it take? Hikigaya had such a naive idea, but the reality... Oh, God, Yukinoshita, what kind of luck do you have? You're almost in Chiba and still haven't collected enough. Can I give you my account? My materials are completely overflowing.

At that time, Hikigaya's eyes were already bloodshot as he looked at the game console, and the same was true for Yukinoshita. In the end, Hikigaya gave up his initial idea of ​​playing the game in a normal way and chose to use props.

"Yukinoshita, put...your hand out." Perhaps because of the pain in his liver, Hikigaya had trouble speaking clearly.

"What are you doing? The fight isn't over yet. You're going to get it this time. It's going to come out for sure." Yukinoshita turned her head and stared at Hikigaya with her scarlet eyes. The resentment in her eyes and words almost solidified into substance. As the hunting target had just been knocked to the ground, Yukinoshita's right hand did not forget to continue pressing the attack button.

"Haha, impossible Yukinoshita, I already know your limit. Stretch out your hand and put on this stone ghost... Oh, no, what am I talking about? Anyway, you want to get the gem, so I will help you break through your limit." After blinking, Hikigaya felt his eyes sore and his mind began to become a little dazed.

Grabbing Yukinoshita's wrist, Hikigaya put the Greedy Golden Snake Ring on Yukinoshita's finger.

"Okay, hurry up and kill this dragon. I feel like vomiting just looking at it." Hikigaya turned his gaze back to the game console screen.

Yukinoshita seemed not to have heard clearly what Hikigaya said, and continued to talk to herself: "What, Hikigaya, can I get Dragon Jade if you give me a ring? It's not that easy, we've been grinding for so long and still can't collect enough..." Yukinoshita tilted her head, looking confused, and her tone became like that of a child.

"And you're wearing it wrong. Who wears it on the index finger? It's usually worn on the ring finger. Look, this is the right way, just like this." After moving the golden snake ring to the ring finger, Yukinoshita raised the hand with the ring on it, as if she wanted to snap her fingers, her eyes closing and closing, and it looked like she couldn't hold on any longer.

"Yes, yes, what you said makes sense. You are worthy of being Yukinoshita." Hikigaya stared at the screen and nodded continuously, agreeing.

"Bang!" Hikigaya's dragon-strike bullet caused explosive damage, and the prey fell to the ground completely.

"Quick, quick, cut the materials." Hikigaya urged.

"Oh, okay, cut materials, cut materials." Upon hearing about cutting materials, Yukishita instantly turned her attention back to the game and hurriedly controlled her character.

"clang!" When the hunter cut with the knife for the second time, a pleasant sound was heard. What an exciting sound. Yukinoshita looked at the character on the screen of her game console holding something shiny and raised her hand excitedly.

"Finally it's out, it's Baoyu, not Nilin." Yukinoshita smiled with relief, closed her eyes and fell asleep in her seat. She slept very peacefully without even turning off the game.

Seeing Yukinoshita fall asleep so quickly, Hikigaya helped her put the materials into the warehouse, then turned off the game console and put away his own. He chose to close his eyes after putting away his own. Although there was not much time left for Hikigaya, it would be good to sleep for a while. He was really tired...

Even at the airport, Yukinoshita did not wake up, and finally Shizuka Hiratsuka sent Yukinoshita and Eriri home, while Hikigaya took a taxi back by himself. As for how Shizuka Hiratsuka sent Yukinoshita home, the key was found in the luggage, and a locked door would not be a problem for the blood of the Spartan family.

It is worth mentioning that Hikigaya encountered a small episode when taking a taxi. Because he was sleeping in the car, when the car stopped, Hikigaya found that he was taken to a strange and desolate place. He quickly realized what happened. Hikigaya raised his hands mischievously, looked at the taxi driver and asked with a smile.

"So is it robbery or rape? Friend."

The taxi driver smiled grimly and said, "I usually only attack women, but today I couldn't bear it any longer and couldn't find a target, so I had to attack you, young man. But since you are so cooperative, I can make you feel better."

"It's rape?!" After finishing the reading comprehension, Hikigaya looked incredulous. He was just joking, but I guessed it right? Reality is really more exciting than movies. Do I look good? He didn't want me to anally fuck him, did he? Oh my god, is there such a thing as rape? It's really hard to guard against. Hikigaya's expression instantly became as uncomfortable as if he was hit by a piece of shit, or the kind that hit his face.

"I'm hungry, really hungry!" The taxi driver's eyes suddenly turned blood red, and "puff..." something like a tentacle exploded from behind him.

"Wow, there are still parts for you guys. Didn't you guys already wrapped up?" Hikigaya couldn't suppress his complaints at all. The familiar kagune eyes and kagune, the old driver in front of him could only be a ghoul.

"Haha!" The taxi driver rushed towards Hikigaya with a cruel smile, full of confidence. It seemed that he was another ghoul who didn't know what true power was.

"Bang!" A silver revolver appeared in Hikigaya's hand. He quickly cocked the hammer and pulled the trigger. With a gunshot, six mercury-slashing bullets were fired, and the ghoul completely exploded halfway through the charge.

He skillfully threw out a few black flame pots to destroy the bodies. At this time, Hikigaya looked like he had the potential to be a villain, especially his eyes, which looked like the eyes of a villain no matter how you looked at them.

61. Komachi’s tall classmate (4K feels like two chapters have been coded...)

"So... how do I get back..." In the desolate city, the wind was howling. The man in black had his right hand hanging down, holding a silver revolver. Behind him was a taxi with its doors open. It was empty. In the darkness, only the sign "TAXI" on the taxi was flashing. The faint light illuminated the wisps of gunpowder next to the man. If there were other people there, they would have smelled something burning. In such a scene, it was really hard to believe that Hikigaya was doing something righteous.

"I hope I won't encounter anything strange again if I call a taxi again. I'm so tired and want to go home and sleep." Hikigaya murmured, then turned around and suddenly found a taxi that someone had carelessly left behind. The engine was still running. It seemed that the driver was in a hurry and didn't even take out the car keys.

"The accelerator and the steering wheel, it's a simple thing, isn't it." The man in black smiled and slowly walked towards the abandoned taxi. It must be a car that no one wants left like this. Hikigaya thought so and nodded slightly.

Putting his hand on the glowing sign that said "TAXI", Hikigaya pulled it off. Well, it looked like an ordinary private car. No, it would be better to change the license plate and the color of the car body. Then it was time for Arcane's imagination again. He picked a random number for the license plate and completely changed the color of the car body. Looking at all this, Hikigaya nodded with satisfaction, then got in the car and drove away. The high-speed spinning rear wheels raised a cloud of dust over the deserted suburbs.

Perhaps the former driver of this car was guilty, but the car is innocent, Hikigaya sighed with his hands on the steering wheel.

"I'm back." The camera turns back to the moment when Hikigaya opened the door. The private car has been temporarily put into Hikigaya's backpack. So how big is the capacity of your hunter's backpack? !

"Ah, Onii-chan is back, you guys hide quickly!" Hearing the familiar voice coming from the door, Hikigaya Komachi instantly panicked. She looked nervously at the group of people in front of her who came to her house to have a party, and hurriedly shouted in a low voice. If so many strange guys were seen by her brother, how would she explain to him? Just thinking about it made her feel that it would become super troublesome.

"Oh, is it the brother that Komachi often mentioned? Then let me show you more." A woman in black armor with a proud face spoke.

A group of guys nearby also nodded in agreement with the black tsundere woman's words, for example, the guy in a blue tights, the strange guy wearing heavy armor and a skull mask indoors, the boy and girl with black and orange hair who looked like brother and sister, the man who smiled like a child, the long-haired man who looked like a social animal and often worked overtime, the lady with three fox tails, several women with the same face, etc.

"Hide quickly, or don't even think about coming to my house again." Komachi said angrily.

As expected, Komachi looks cute when she's angry. A lot of people in the room thought so and smiled happily.

"Hurry up, my brother is coming in." Although she was very anxious, Komachi still didn't dare to speak too loudly. She just clenched her fists and gestured to the people in the room, like a kitten with its fur standing on end. Her actions and remarks were really non-threatening at all. As Hikigaya's slow steps got closer and closer, Komachi felt her heart beating faster and faster, and her breathing became a little heavier. The wet feeling on her forehead must be cold sweat, it must be!

"It's okay, Komachi, don't be so nervous, we won't be discovered." The first to set an example was the man who smiled like a child. As soon as he finished speaking, he turned into a point of light and disappeared.

"As expected, Arash-san is the best." Komachi said with emotion.

Starting with Arash, a bunch of strangely dressed guys in the room began to obediently disappear into the air.

"Then what should we do? We can't transform into spirit bodies, and it's too late to teleport now." The guys with black and orange hair who looked like siblings said nervously, looking around constantly, as if looking for a place to hide.

"Don't panic, just sit here. Otherwise how can I explain all this stuff on the floor? Let's just pretend that we are at a class reunion." Komachi said this and quickly took control of the situation.

"A class reunion for three of us...it feels so shabby." The black-haired boy complained.

"Shut up, Ritsuka, just don't talk." Komachi glared at the black-haired boy named Ritsuka.

"Oh..." the boy named Ritsuka responded weakly.

"Welcome back, Onii-chan, how about the academic exchange?" Hikigaya Komachi instantly put on a bright smile and said to her brother.

"Academic exchange?...Oh, yes, academic exchange, very successful, learned a lot." Hikigaya was stunned for a moment. What was academic exchange? Then he remembered that this was the excuse he gave to his sister. How else to explain it? I went to Egypt to play for a few days, so I didn't go home these days? Like this?

"Brother, why did you come back so late?" asked Komachi.

"Uh... the teacher organized a meal together, and then someone suggested going for karaoke, so it lasted quite late." Hikigaya explained without blushing.

"By the way, who are these two... and what's going on here?" Hikigaya looked at the man and woman sitting next to Komachi, as well as the snack packaging on the ground, and had no idea what was going on.

"These two are my classmates, Gudako and Fujimaru Ritsuka. I invited them to the party, to eat and play games together. They will probably stay here tonight." Komachi smiled and nodded gently. The snack packaging on the ground and the TV and game console that were still on made Hikigaya have no doubts about his sister's statement. You guys are playing my save file, right? Looking at the familiar face on TV, the character holding the Ludwig Holy Sword, Hikigaya seemed a little helpless. I was going to finish the boss after the Nightmare Lord this weekend. You all helped me beat the Moon Blood Princess? What expression should I put on to face you...

Gudako and Fujimaru Ritsuka both stood up and greeted Hikigaya politely.

"Hello, Hikigaya-kun, my name is Gudako, and I'm Komachi's classmate. Komachi often talks to me about you as her brother." said the orange-haired girl.

"Um, I'm Fujimaru Ritsuka. Uh... I'm sorry to bother you so late, Hikigaya-kun." Looking at the messy living room, Fujimaru Ritsuka felt a little embarrassed.

"Actually, you don't have to be so polite. Just call me Hikigaya, or Hachiman is fine." You call her Hikigaya-kun, which makes Hachiman feel very strange.

"By the way, you guys are a lot taller than Komachi," Hikigaya said casually as he looked at his sister's two classmates.

"Haha, a lot of people say so. In fact, I just developed earlier." Fujimaru Ritsuka smiled awkwardly, tilting his head to the side looking a little guilty.

"Oh, is that so." Hikigaya nodded. He didn't think there was anything wrong. In a class, there were always a few students who were taller than the average height. It wasn't something strange.

"But you guys are quite good at eating." Looking at the snack bags on the ground, Hikigaya frowned.

"Hehe." Komachi tilted her head and tapped her head with her hand, trying to get away with it.

"Ah~" Hikigaya yawned again, covering his mouth.

"I can't do it anymore, Komachi. I have to go to sleep first. Just leave these things here. I'll clean them up tomorrow." Hikigaya said.

"Okay, Onii-chan." said Komachi.

"By the way, Onii-chan, I didn't clean the guest room. I originally wanted to let Ritsuka sleep in your room, so let him sleep with you tonight." Komachi continued.

"Oh, okay... Komachi, but you are too lazy. You invited your classmates to stay overnight and didn't even clean the guest room. I'm going to sleep first and let him come in later." Hikigaya took off his coat casually, threw it on the sofa, and walked straight to his room.

"Gurgle." Looking at Hikigaya taking off his clothes to reveal his muscular body, and thinking that he would sleep in the same bed with him tonight, Fujimaru Ritsuka swallowed.

"Huh~" Seeing her brother walk into the room, Komachi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"So I don't have to clean the room." A white-haired man wearing a red tights quietly appeared behind Komachi and the other two.

"Tsk, you got a good deal, Red A." Komachi glanced at the guy who suddenly appeared behind her and said with disgust.

"Master, I've already told you my name is Emiya Shirou, not Red A." Red A continued to complain, struggling in vain.

"Red A is Red A. There is already one in our world named Shirou Emiya. He is an S-class hero, younger than you, richer than you, and more popular than you. If you pretend to be him, be careful or you might be beaten to death by his fans outside." Komachi said with a smile.

"S-class hero 'Infinite Blade Works'?" Red A had the idea of ​​fighting this guy in his mind.

"But Master, what you mean is that I am more handsome than him." Red A teased, and then he felt a strong sense of crisis coming from behind him. The guy with the skull mask had already held a black sword in his hand, and blue flames were burning in his eyes. The walking black tsundere who said at the beginning that she wanted to meet Hikigaya Hachiman also looked at Red A with unfriendly eyes, and she held a black flag in her hand.

"Ugh, this feels so disgusting." Komachi hid behind Wang Hassan in disgust, poking her little head out and looking at Red A warily.

"Haha, I'm just kidding." Red A waved his hand and smiled awkwardly. He was completely locked in by the strong murderous intent. It was so scary.

But now I don't have to clean the room, I found it! So cool! Under the calm appearance, Red A laughed wildly in his heart, hahahahaha.

"By the way, Abi, what's wrong with you?" Looking at Abigail who seemed to be trembling, Komachi looked confused.

"I..." Abigail looked pitiful and seemed very scared.

"It's okay, Abi, don't worry." Wang Hassan rubbed Abi's head with his big hand and said in a low voice.

"Hmm..." Abigail nodded slightly. Wang Hassan's words made her relax a little.

Don’t they want to make each other worry? What a clumsy yet cute pair of siblings. Wang Hassan thought so as he looked at the direction where Hikigaya Hachiman left.