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"Don't you want to eat something, brother?" Komachi picked up a fish ball and handed it to Hikigaya's mouth.

"Okay." Hikigaya opened his mouth and accepted the food from his sister.

"Remember to brush your teeth after eating. I'm going to sleep first." Hikigaya reminded Komachi while chewing a fish ball.

"I know, good night."

Halfway through the walk, Hikigaya stopped when he remembered something.

"Just put the food back in the kitchen and soak it in water after eating. I'll wash it tomorrow."

"Hmm." Komachi kept stuffing food into her mouth.

5. Daily tasks of the service department

September is the month when the frost is cold and the dew turns into frost on the yellow leaves. It is not just a month but also a season. The wealth of autumn is overflowing at this time.

Of course, for some people, this is just the beginning of the school year.

After finishing a day of busy classes, Hikigaya sat in the classroom provided for the Service Club to carry out club activities. There was a table and two chairs placed in the middle. It was not too fancy, but it was elegant.

For Hikigaya, this was his first time participating in a club activity.

"I say, Yukinoshita, how about we just read while I watch you read? Um...what about the club activities we agreed on?"

"What else do you want? The way our club operates is to wait for others to come to us for entrustment and then help them solve their problems." Yukinoshita explained the content of the Service Club's activities very calmly.

"Well, as for heroes, shouldn't they go out during the day to fight crime, help people in disaster relief and be good neighbors to the people of Chiba? Or should they stand on tall buildings at night to overlook Chiba and transform into a dark knight to punish evil?" Hikigaya expressed his opinion on heroes.

"After spending these days together, I noticed that you always prefer to use English for some words. Why?"

"Really? Those ones?"

"Deep, dark, and fantastical." Yukinoshita turned another page of the book in her hand.

"I guess I was influenced by a senior."

"And we are still students. We should stay in school or go home at this time. What you just said... cannot be achieved." Yukinoshita added.

"Oh, still just a student." Hikigaya started acting again.

"Have you forgotten the mission given to you by the Force, Luke Yukinoshita Skywalker? Have you forgotten your oath? Do you want to devote yourself to the dark side of the Force? This is undoubtedly a betrayal." Hikigaya has stood up, with one hand in his pocket and the other pointing a finger at Yukinoshita, looking righteous.

"I'm not a Jedi Knight, actor Hikigaya. I'm a sword spirit who happens to know a little bit about lightsaber." Yukinoshita closed the book in her hand, without realizing that she had turned into another actor.

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"Hello, is anyone there? Is this... the Service Department?" Knock...knock...knock...a series of knocks on the door sounded.

Hikigaya was about to say "No, CN..."

But Yukinoshita had already spoken, "This is the Service Club, please come in."

"Ok."

The person who came in was an ordinary-looking boy with short hair and glasses, which were probably his only distinguishing feature.

"I know this guy. He's a bit of a celebrity in this school. He's played animations in the studio before."

"He is a man of character." Hikigaya gave a fair evaluation.

"Hello, I'm Tomoya Aki from Class 1A. I came here because I heard that I can help others solve their problems."

"Please sit down first." Hikigaya brought a new chair.

"My name is Hikigaya Hachiman, and this is Yukinoshita Yukino."

"Well, thank you, Hikigaya-kun."

"So what's your dream... I mean, do you need any help?" Hikigaya turned around in his chair and asked. He bought an office chair and put it in the club, not only to make it more comfortable, but also for this moment.

"I want to get a woman." An Yilun also made a bold statement unconsciously.

"Well, I don't think it's appropriate to discuss such a topic with ladies present." The innocent Yukinoshita was already staring with her eyes wide open and unable to speak, so Hikigaya had to smooth things over.

"That's not what I meant. What I meant was that I fell in love with a girl." Aki Tomoya waved his hands in panic.

"Oh, love consultation, right? It's normal to have such thoughts at this age." Hikigaya breathed a sigh of relief, and Yukinoshita also came back to her senses.

"Not really. Actually, I suddenly found out that a girl in my class was the heroine I met outside the school that day. I had never noticed her before. I met her outside the school that day and I was deeply fascinated by her. You know, I was riding my bike past Detective Hill at that time, and suddenly a white beret fell in front of me. I looked up at the hill and saw cherry blossoms, dresses, white thighs, and a girl who was at a loss. At that scene, I felt that I had met fate."

Recalling the scene at that time, Aki Tomoya spoke a long and rambling speech.

"It's a pretty standard story, with a strong romance novel feel," Hikigaya commented.

"Yeah, you think so too." Aki Tomoya became even more excited.

"But from what you just said, you didn't seem to recognize her at first, right?"

"Yes, I just found out not long ago that she is in the same class as me, and she sits near me."

"This is really...wonderful..." After thinking it over, Hikigaya could only say this one word.

"Great, right? Actually, I kept dropping notes to her during class, and even managed to get her phone number. I kept calling and texting her. After class, I would go to her seat to chat with her. After school, I would follow her all the way to find a way out. Recently, I finally got her home address from the teacher, and I went to her house to look for her a few times. But at first she would talk to me, but later she kept ignoring me and even avoiding me. She wouldn't open the door for me when I knocked, and I don't know why."

At this point, Aki Tomoya seemed a little depressed.

"So, I hope you can help me think of a solution."

Wait, this is not a love story at all, this is clearly perverted and perverted behavior. Hikigaya was caught off guard by the development of the story, and Yukinoshita at the side also began to look at the client with strange eyes.

"I'd like to ask, is that girl the type who rarely speaks, has a low sense of presence, and doesn't seem to have many friends?" Hikigaya asked tentatively.

"Hey, how did you know that?" An Yilun was also very surprised.

It's confirmed, there's no way to deny it. This is clearly a typical example of a female victim of school bullying.

"Um, what's that girl's name?"

"My name is Kato Megumi. Wait, this question doesn't seem to be relevant."

"No, just asking." Hikigaya waved his hand.

"Oh, I see." Akitomo didn't care too much.

"I want to discuss something with the minister over there. Please sit here first."

Hikigaya motioned for Yukinoshita to walk to a corner with him.

"What do you think, Hikigaya?" After listening to the client's speech, Yukinoshita could no longer maintain her coolness.

"As for the victim...I mean that girl, she was probably harassed by a perverted boy in the same class."

"Then we... call the police?"

A sentence came to Yukinoshita's mind: "When you are in danger, the best thing to do is to call the police for help."

"It may not work. He is just a high school student. It is difficult for the police to intervene in such high school boy-girl relationships. The victim is likely to be a weak girl who may not dare to confess to the police."

"So what should we do?"

"Tell him to stop doing this and let the victim know he will not do it again."

"How to do it exactly?"

"He just told me the girl's information, right? Find an excuse to go out and bring her here so we can talk it out. Oh, and lock the door."

"Lock the door?"

"I'm going to try to convince this guy a little bit."

Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya doubtfully, and Hikigaya nodded and gave her a firm look in return.

"Let him talk to you next. I remembered something." Yukinoshita walked out of the service club naturally and closed the door.

There were only two people left in the empty classroom, Tomoya Aki who was sitting, and Hikigaya who was standing in a strange posture, and the two looked into each other's eyes.

Hikigaya took off his coat, exposing his strong arms to the air. He put the coat into the locker and closed it with force. Standing sideways, Hikigaya looked at Aki Tomoya again, as if thinking about something.

Hikigaya walked towards Aki Tomoya and made an invitation, "How about we play a game?"

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Yukinoshita successfully found a girl named Kato Megumi.

"Um, I want to know what do you want from me?" The girl's voice was flat.

"It's about Tomoya Aki." Yukinoshita said in as calm a tone as possible so as not to irritate the girl next to her.

"Are you also sent by Amaki to persuade me? I have told Amaki many times that I don't want to join his club."

"Join a club?!" Yukinoshita stopped.

"Is it just an invitation to join the club?" Yukinoshita suddenly grabbed Kato Megumi's shoulders.

"Xiaohui, is this your friend?" A girl with blonde twin ponytails appeared.

"It's you, Eriri. This classmate said he wants to talk to me about Aki-kun."

The blonde twin ponytails instantly looked like a kitten with its fur standing on end, staring angrily at Yukinoshita

"Damn it, Ren Ye, there's another one..."

Yukinoshita ignored the girl in front of her

"You should come with me first. Your friend Renye might be in a bad situation right now."

"What! Is something wrong with Lun?" Eriri was very worried.

Finally reaching the entrance of the service department, Yukinoshita quickly opened the door.

The scene before them made the three of them stand there in a daze. Aki Tomoya, whose hands were grabbed by Hikigaya and whose back was pressed against his knees, was lying on the ground, screaming from time to time...

6. Coffee, cake, and dramatic fallacy