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The combination of red coat, black shirt, fingerless gloves, dark grey casual pants and long boots did not give people a strange feeling, but made Shizuka Hiratsuka look even wilder and more handsome.

"You are such an honest and good child. From now on, just call me Shizuka Hiratsuka. It's so formal to call me Teacher Ka. The same goes for you two, Yukinoshita and Hikigaya." Shizuka Hiratsuka hugged Eriri and smiled kindly.

"Mmm..." Eriri, who was unable to speak due to the squeezing of a certain part of Hiratsuka Shizuka, could only make waves of unwilling whimpers, and the sound became smaller and smaller...

"Huh..." Hiratsuka Shizuka finally let go of her hand, "I almost suffocated." Eriri gasped and patted her chest. Thinking of the reason why she was like this, an inexplicable sadness surged in her heart.

"Let's go to the airport now that everyone is here." Shizuka Hiratsuka opened the car door, sat in the driver's seat and said to the three people.

Without saying anything more, Ying Lili walked to the passenger seat consciously.

"emmmm..."

Hikigaya and Yukinoshita sat in the back seat of the car, one on each side.

The Aston Martin's engine was roaring and the rear wheels were rubbing against the ground like crazy.

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Along with the squealing of tires, the soul of the old driver Shizuka Hiratsuka also began to burn.

The instant acceleration, like a catapulting bullet, pressed Hikigaya, Yukinoshita, and Eriri tightly against their seats.

"Gurgle..." After swallowing, Eriri hurriedly fastened her seat belt.

"Teacher, there's no need to be so anxious. There's still plenty of time..." Yukinoshita kindly reminded, sweating profusely.

"I've told you to just call me Shizuka Hiratsuka. Don't be so polite." Shizuka Hiratsuka had an excited smile on her face. She held the steering wheel with one hand and shook the gear lever with her left hand. As the car continued to accelerate, we still didn't know which gear Shizuka Hiratsuka was in that day.

"Then... Hiratsuka Shizuka, are we driving a little too fast?" Yukinoshita, who was sitting in the back seat, put on her seat belt guiltily and spoke.

"Don't worry, the license plate is fake. If the car is driving fast enough, the surveillance camera will not be able to capture me. Besides, I have two plans." As soon as Shizuka Hiratsuka finished speaking, a red metal mask automatically appeared, covering the lower half of Shizuka Hiratsuka's face.

There is actually such preparation. There is no other way. Why are you so skilled, Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka? This is not the first time, right? I grabbed the handle on the top of the car window to steady my body, looking at the rapidly receding vehicles and buildings, and sometimes the guardrails that suddenly appeared in front of me. The light in Eriri's eyes gradually lost its luster.

Bang! A speedometer on the roadside was knocked to the ground by Shizuka Hiratsuka who was driving at high speed.

"Senior! That car was definitely speeding..." the obviously new policeman said in panic.

"Forget it, don't worry about it. We, you and I, or the traffic police in Chiba, can't catch up with that car." The senior shook his head, lit a cigarette and started smoking, blowing out a smoke ring.

"Red Aston Martin, Chiba's fastest, the god of cars with a red ghost face..."

"Hey, Hikigaya, you try to persuade him too..." Looking at Hikigaya with his eyes wide open and a happy smile, Yukinoshita already knew that she couldn't count on this person. Asking him to persuade her would only make him drive faster.

Shizuka Hiratsuka's driving skills are quite good. After sitting for a while, Yukinoshita and Eriri didn't think there was anything to be afraid of. After getting used to it, they started chatting.

“By the way, aren’t Tohka and Shidou coming?” Eriri, who was sitting in the front row, turned around and asked.

"Oh, yes, Shidou and Tohka, I asked them, but I forgot to tell you that Shidou said he was busy with the spirits and would not come. I also asked him to sit in the service club if he has time and see if anyone comes to ask for a commission."

"Elves?" What are elves? Eriri looked confused, as if she had just returned from Mars.

"You don't know? By the way... Eriri, you only appeared later." Clapping his hands, Hikigaya suddenly realized.

"What do you mean by appearing later..." Eriri said depressedly.

"If you want to know, join the service club and I'll tell you."

"Okay." Ying Lili agreed readily.

"It's so easy..." Hikigaya was a little surprised that he was able to get Eriri to join the team so easily, but it seems that a game of mahjong for the two of them is not too far away.

"Hmm...I feel like it should be a...very interesting club." A heartwarming curve appeared at the corner of Eriri's mouth.

"Elf, it's not a secret. It's okay to tell you. I'll just keep it simple. You know about space shock, right, Eriri?"

"I know." Ying Lili nodded.

"Space quakes are caused by elves. They are creatures from other worlds. When they come here, they cause space quakes, but this is not their intention, and they have no way to control it. Shidou is the one who hopes that elves can live in this world like normal people and works hard for it."

"That's really amazing. Shidou looks like just an ordinary good guy." Eriri sighed.

"Shidou Gokawa is a pretty good kid." Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was driving, said with relief. She admired Shidou's courage to abandon his prejudices and help the elves.

"So you don't know either, Hiratsuka Shizuka." Hikigaya said.

"Well, I can see that Shidao is not an ordinary person, so I didn't ask him out of respect."

"By the way, Eriri, you joined the club too late and have missed three interesting things. Oh, no, you were also one of the participants in the first one."

"Really?! What's the matter? Tell me." Eriri looked expectantly at Yukinoshita and Hikigaya who were sitting in the back seat.

Inside the car, the story of what happened when the Service Club only had Hikigaya and Yukinoshita was narrated.

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Flight A310 from Chiba to Egypt is about to take off. Passengers, please get ready.

"Let's go, we don't want to play anymore." Shizuka Hiratsuka said to Hikigaya and the others.

"We're only halfway through defeating the Tenkai Ryuu..." Hikigaya helplessly put away the 3DS in his hand.

Yes, Hikigaya, Yukinoshita, Eriri, and Hiratsuka Shizuka played Monster Hunter together while waiting for the flight. This is a game whose production members probably include Hikigaya's fellow villagers, a game that most people don't know is adapted from real life. The monster settings should have been left by the people who came here from Higurashi, otherwise Van would not have to wait so long.

The white "Boeing 767-300ER" made a deafening roar, tore through the clouds, and flew towards the ancient and mysterious country, Egypt.

Inside the cabin, Hikigaya sat in his seat, spread his arms, stretched, then stood up and prepared to go to the toilet.

"Oh, I'm sorry." An old man with white hair but still a very strong body accidentally bumped into Hikigaya. When he was about to reach out to pull him, he found that Hikigaya was still standing steadily, not knocked to the ground as he had imagined.

"I thought you would be knocked down by me. It seems that you are not an ordinary person. Haha!" The old man laughed heroically and raised his hand to pat Hikigaya's shoulder enthusiastically.

"It's okay. I like to exercise when I have free time." Hikigaya smiled and waved his hands, indicating that he was fine.

"My name is Joseph Joestar. I'm traveling to Egypt with my grandson and some friends. Are you here too, kid?" Following the line of sight of the man named Joseph Joestar, Hikigaya saw three people whose styles were very similar to the old man. Their clothes and hairstyles were very unique.

"My name is Hikigaya Hachiman, and I'm also traveling to Egypt with a few friends."

"They are all beautiful young ladies." Joseph Joestar gave a thumbs up and looked at Hikigaya with an expression that said I understand.

Not knowing what to say, Hikigaya could only put on a helpless smile as a response.

"You've got a bright future, kid. You're as promising as I was when I was young." After saying that, Joseph Joestar returned to his seat.

34. Introduction to the Undying City Dungeon

"Did you meet an acquaintance?" With her chin supported by her palm, Yukinoshita rested her left hand on the armrest of the chair, her upper body slightly leaning to the left, and asked Hikigaya.

"A very interesting old man, whom I didn't know before." Hikigaya smiled gently and shook his head.

"I feel like he and Van-san... would get along very well." The scene of Van locking Hikigaya from behind before appeared in Yukinoshita's mind. Replacing Hikigaya's position with the old man just now... There is no sense of incongruity, it would be more suitable.

"Yeah, that's true..." Hikigaya nodded. If it was Joestar and Van wrestling, the scene would be much more exciting.

"Keep playing games. It's still a long time before we get to Egypt." Shizuka Hiratsuka raised the game console in her hand like a spoiled child.

"Yeah." It was unanimously approved without any objection. Hikigaya, Yukinoshita and Eriri consciously took out their game consoles and operated them skillfully.

"By the way, I didn't expect that you, Yukinoshita and Eriri, were also playing this. I thought I could only play duo with Hikigaya at most." Shizuka Hiratsuka said.

"I'm so sorry that you saw through my otaku look." Hikigaya said self-deprecatingly.

"If we weren't playing games, what do you think we would do on the plane, Hiratsuka Shizuka?" Staring intently at the screen of the game console, the Tenkai Ryuu raised its upper body and slammed the ground hard with its two wing claws. Yukinoshita controlled her character to fall forward to avoid the attack. After getting up, she quickly loaded the power bottle and shot the Tenkai Ryuu from head to tail with a dragon-strike arrow.

"As for you, I think you would read a book. As for Eriri... maybe play a elimination game on your phone? She always looks like a rich girl in school, and I don't see her being particularly interested in anything. Drawing? I heard that Eriri seemed to have joined the art club?"

"As a student, playing video games at school is not a good idea, so I can only read books," Yukinoshita explained.

"Uh... That's right, how can students play video games in school!" Shizuka Hiratsuka said a little loudly, as if she wanted to cover up something, because she was the one who played video games in school in her spare time. Although she was not a student, she was a teacher! It felt even more inappropriate to do this!

"I'm just pretending to be like this at school. I just want to leave a good impression on others. Actually, I'm a super otaku." Eriri said indifferently.

"Eriri, when did you become so frank?! Do you think you can't hide it from us and decide to give up struggling? Don't worry, Eriri, I won't tell anyone. Why would I destroy the image you worked so hard to build in school? You must be very tired. We are all family here, you can relax for a while."

While speaking, Hikigaya looked at Eriri with pity. Hikigaya remembered a classic line: "We agreed on three years. Three years later, another three years. Three years after that, another three years. It's been almost ten years, boss!" Eriri must have been living a tiring life, disguising herself like an undercover agent for so many years.

"It's not like I'm giving up struggling..." Eriri looked at Hikigaya with a subtle expression, who didn't know what he was thinking about.

"When people's hearts blindly follow the so-called truth, remember - everything is false; when people's behavior is constrained by morality or law, remember - everything is allowed. I am no longer the person I used to be. As an Assassin, I want to pursue true freedom. I will no longer pretend to be myself just because I am a otaku!"

Eriri stood up from her seat, spread her arms, and declared her love for ACG as if no one was around. The sudden desire for freedom made Eriri close her eyes and speak out loudly what was in her heart.

"Clap! Clap! Clap!" The passengers around spontaneously applauded this brave and beautiful blonde girl.

The thunderous applause brought Eriri an incomparable sense of shame.

I want to die...

She lowered her head and sat down slowly. After making sure that Shizuka Hiratsuka and Yukinoshita, who were sitting on both sides of her, had blocked her, Eriri, whose face turned red, covered her face with trembling hands. Ah! Ah! Ah! What had she done?

Sitting on Eriri's right, Shizuka Hiratsuka put her mouth close to Eriri's ear and said in a delicate and gentle voice, "Eriri, everything is false. Everything is allowed."

Her face was so red that it seemed like blood was about to drip out. The burning temperature of her cheeks made Eriri feel dizzy and confused. It was a dream. She must be dreaming. It was fake, all fake. Her pupils gradually lost focus and Eriri, who turned gray, slumped in the seat, her body as if hollowed out.

"You're so cute, Eriri. After pretending to be cool, you become so shy that you become like this." Shizuka Hiratsuka poked Eriri's face with her finger and said with a smile.

"I recorded what Eriri just said. I'll play it for her when she wakes up." Yukinoshita raised the phone that she had taken out of her hand at some point.

"As expected of Yukinoshita." Shizuka Hiratsuka cast an approving look at Yukinoshita.

Hikigaya didn't dare to say anything about this popular thing.

There are pictures here, which can be viewed after the updated version

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"Yukinoshita, the recording has been deleted, right? A good person like you would never lie to me, right?" Eriri looked at Yukinoshita with tears in her eyes and asked again.

Poor Eriri, she was teased again and again by Yukinoshita and Hiratsuka Shizuka on the plane, and she cried...

"I saw her delete it with my own eyes. How could we lie to Eriri?" Shizuka Hiratsuka hugged Eriri and comforted her.

"Hiratsuka Shizuka, the button on your clothes is hitting me..."

"Sorry." Pressing Eriri hard into his arms, Shizuka Hiratsuka let go of her hands with a little reluctance.

"Hikigaya, did they really delete it?" Eriri looked at Hikigaya for help. After being toyed with on the plane for so long, she no longer dared to believe these two demons.

Hikigaya nodded, not sure whether he didn't want to talk or was afraid to say more.

"Teacher is not a devil." The hot and moist breath blew into Eriri's ears. Eriri trembled all over, her face turned red, and she quickly hid aside, covering one of her ears.

"You...how do you know what I'm thinking?" Her little thoughts were exposed directly, and Ying Lili couldn't speak clearly.