Ministry Action Records

Taking advantage of the moment when his opponent was off balance, Hachiman went around from behind and the breaking knife in his hand pierced through Xie Yixin's chest the next moment. The red dot on Xie Yixin's back disappeared.

"You are watching, right, kid, so now you just need to know that daddy is a little bit stronger than mommy." Drawing out the Broken Knife, Hachiman nonchalantly watched the performance in front of him with a lot of blood. At the same time, he thought he was maintaining a smile on his face that showed he was in control of everything.

He had no idea that he was smiling like a child who could vector control.

"Do you think you've won, Dad?"

There was no answer, or perhaps the complicated emotions at the moment even made Hachiman temporarily lose the ability to organize language. Being a father for the first time, there was no doubt that this was a new stage in his ordinary life. And then, in front of him, the scene of being called dad by his child for the first time.

Although he had imagined countless possibilities, Hachiman still failed to guess the future. The child's voice... was old and steady, and his whispers were solemn and murderous, just like... a sword master who had finally reached the pinnacle of his skills in his old age.

Looking forward to meeting my child for the first time in my dream and being called dad by my child for the first time are obviously two happy things. Why did it turn out like this?

Silence is the most appropriate portrayal of Hachiman's mood at the moment. Everything has a reason...

My child, how can you be so stupid and funny? Since you have decided to turn on the voice, don’t use the voice of Xie Yixin! Can’t you choose a cute loli voice? ! You scared your father!

"No, if it was Xie Yixin who called me dad in a loli voice..."

His words gradually trembled, and Hachiman, who continued to imagine, could not help but wail in pain. His will and spirit, which had been tempered through thousands of hunting experiences, seemed to be unable to bear it and he let out a cry of pain.

"Um... Dad, are you okay?"

Ashina Isshin, whose blood bar had only been emptied, slowly stood up. This old man of unknown height was very realistically recreating the emotions of the controller user. His face was full of worry and his wrinkled arm was carefully extended towards Hachiman.

"Dad, are you okay?"

"RUA! Ashina Isshin, don't come over here!!!" While making an embarrassing sound, Hachiman rolled on the ground in pain. When you truly realize the truth, you will find that... this is something far more terrifying than peeking into the abyss.

Under the treasure chest, in a rather large space, the daughter, who looked exactly like her older sister, was looking at her father’s status reflected on the screen in confusion. What was that little flashing symbol?

"That's a frenzy. If you don't take the sedative, your dad will explode like a firework."

Xueno explained to her daughter with a smile, pointing at the small flashing symbols on the screen, just like when they were watching Animal World together and telling the child that this was a panda, and the panda was eating bamboo normally. A warm and everyday atmosphere naturally spread.

"Then Dad will definitely be very happy." The filial daughter, the filial smile. What the two-day-old daughter remembers most clearly is that it is a bit strange that her father always finds happiness in being abused.

Controlling Isshin Ashina, the daughter pierced her father's chest with the 90% new Undying Slash. I made my father happy. I am such a filial daughter.

The bright and blood-red font gradually enlarged in Hachiman's pupils - "Cai"

Because it was a game system hastily simulated by a child, Hachiman's health bar had already been determined to be empty.

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"Didn't they say that we would be on stage as soon as the bell rang? I just saw the cub go up the mountain."

Could it be that his son was suddenly weakened and couldn't even beat his granddaughter's Xie Yixin? Yaqi thought this was impossible. As a father, he knew his son very well. Besides, his hair turned white, his shirt exploded, and his sun tattoo was done in a few seconds. Now you tell me that you don't need to appear? How can this be possible?

As an old guy, I also want to interact more with my children and granddaughter.

"Yeah, didn't we agree to fight Hikigaya-san together? I even transformed in advance."

Of course there won't be just one old hunter who rang the bell to call over. Four would be the best combination, wouldn't they?

The one who spoke was a girl whose body was covered with more than a hundred bottles of Heroic Spirits. It was a true card face-Guda: Open-position Master Form. Gudako was originally quite looking forward to this experimental opportunity that came suddenly like fate.

Tsk, it looks like you've saved your life now, Hikigaya-san.

"Actually, I'm also Hikigaya-san, Gudako-san," Yaki complained.

Shaking her head, Gudako slowly raised a finger, "No, you are the evil Orochi of the shame ball, so there is only one Hikigaya-san."

You young people, don't confuse games with reality!!

"Don't be impatient, let me take a look at the script first." Grandpa Kato took out his cookbook and started reading it with great acting skills, but in fact he was secretly contacting the little girl in the treasure chest room.

"According to the records in this book, Ah Ba died because his daughter kept calling him dad in an overly sweet voice. Hmm... I think I should mobilize the Higurashi Military Police in the name of Cang Yanxing."

"G?? There's a lot of gay people in Higurashi and there's a military police?! What are you guys on guard against?"

Gudako, what you said really hurts my heart. The prevalence of gays and such...

In fact, when Higurashi was first established, Kato Megumi was also nominated as the king by other hunters. As long as she agreed, she would be the one who was given the title of Billy. The one standing in front of you is the uncrowned king of Higurashi, little Gudako...

386. Another day when I can’t think of a title

For an old hunter whose health has already accumulated to an embarrassing level, self-explosion caused by falling into frenzy is not a big problem. Unfortunately, this is a hunter's dream pirated by a two-day-old little girl.

A cute lantern slowly emerged from the ground, illuminated by a delicate magenta light. Hachiman, who wanted to shout that he could last a few more seconds, was teleported away.

In order to recreate the scene where the fallen hunter wakes up again from the lantern, the child has tried very hard. With such a beautiful and fatherly idea, the teleported Hachiman fell to the ground from several meters in the air.

Hachiman, who was hit on the back of his head by a stone, bent his upper body, and the new lantern appeared in his field of vision without any surprise. It seems that the sense of security in the process of running with the lantern needs to be strengthened, kid.

"Hmm? A new lantern?" The new scene in front of him made Hachiman stunned for a moment. Could it be a new map that can only be entered by dying in a frenzy at a specific location? They were too attentive in terms of the conditions for opening the hidden map!

The square ground is made of large rocks. It is an open scene without any unnecessary obstacles. There is no sight of any cute dogs that might be lying in ambush. It seems that this whole place is just for this thing.

Squinting his eyes slightly, Hachiman looked intently at the small box in the center of the square. If we could go back to that era when both game makers and players were very simple, this treasure chest would definitely be a box containing special treasures. But I, Hikigaya Hachiman, have already seen through your essence of paying tribute to the treasure chest monster!

One step, two steps, with calculated steps, they kept approaching the center of the square. Hachiman was very curious about what the child had transformed the small box into.

"Hey, sister, are we going to lie in the treasure chest so soon? Um...is the process too short?" Squeezed in the narrow space with her naive sister, Liumei felt that what she was doing now was so full of criminal déjà vu, although the truth was that it was to give her father a surprise.

Speaking of which, does anyone still remember their last name Tsurumi? Rumi couldn't help but recall the last time the class teacher called the roll during the school trip...

Why did you say Hikigaya Rumi, my deskmate, why did you answer the teacher: "Hikigaya-san is there~"? Were you all confused by the ancient gods? ! The name Tsurumi is clearly written on the roster!

"Because I have to go to bed, sister. A two-day-old child needs to sleep for a long time during the day, so I can't play with you for too long."

Forget it, having such a great sister shouting that her sister has made up for it, "So that's how it is, you need to sleep, yeah, that makes sense." In order to maintain her sister's reliable image, Liumei can only pretend to understand.

"Hey, sister, why hasn't Dad come yet? I clearly put the box in the most conspicuous place. Shouldn't Dad come over immediately to open the box and then find us?"

Her sister's innocent eyes made Liu Mei choose to swallow the truth. She was just a child, and the treasure chest in her heart still contained beautiful things. She could not destroy her sister's innocent fantasy.

"Maybe Dad is... a little nervous."

"Let's wait a little longer, sister."

Outside the treasure chest, in the empty square, experienced hunters were quickly setting up various traps. After all, it would be a waste not to fully demonstrate their hunting skills in such a large square.

"This way, no matter what the enemy is, I will be invincible." Holding the edge of the treasure chest lid with both hands, Hachiman looked very difficult to lift it up. Even if a hunter could devour gods and slay dragons, he still had to act as if he was struggling when opening the box. This was the most ancient ritual, to show reverence.

"The treasure for daddy is from us~~" With her face pressed against her sister's, Rumi uttered the lines she had decided on like a repeater. It doesn't matter, it's only seen by Hachiman anyway, and it's still within the range of shame that I, Rumi Hikigaya, can bear!!!

Obviously, Liu Mei did not realize that his mind had become disordered.

"This kind of phantom attack is completely useless to me!"

These were Hachi's last words, as recorded in Kato's recipe book.

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"Is it just a dream? Two Liumei or something..."

It was no different from waking up after a nap. Yukino leaned against the sofa and gently rubbed her belly. She was still a little confused. To be honest, how could a child feel it? !

Should I use that thing that shows two bars to test it? Thinking about it, Xueno felt that this was unreliable, and subconsciously took out her phone, "Why not call and ask my sister..."

Ah, I was fooled by my sister's omnipotent image before. She doesn't even have a boyfriend. Singles don't even have the qualifications to provide reference materials. So, do my breasts have a chance...

"RUA——!!"

Holding her head, Yukino yelled in the hall where she was alone. She really wanted to bury herself who had placed her hopes on a strange place a few seconds ago. What kind of mess was this for an expectant mother!!!

"Alas, it's normal that a two-day-old baby can't feel anything..." Mumbling, Yukino decided to focus on more important things. She had promised her daughter that she would give her a good name the next time they met... So this century-old problem had to be solved as soon as possible? ! !

387. Let’s go back to the New World to eat barbecue and hold a wedding!

"Did you hear anything?"

"Shh..."

With his ear pressed against Yukino's belly, Hachiman closed his eyes and listened carefully. It must be possible, as long as he concentrated. Isn't it possible to perform like this on TV?

"Dong dong dong——!"

"Honey, I heard our daughter's voice, it was so loud!" Hachiman yelled excitedly, like an immortal experiencing high jump for the first time.

"Someone is knocking on the door..." Seeing Hachiman's stupid look, Yukino began to worry. The father's IQ will definitely affect the child. What should she do? The child's father is too stupid. Can she only rely on herself to raise the average score?

"Big Snake, why are you knocking on the door? Can't you just take out the key?!"

Amid the hurried knocks on the door, there was Kazumi's roar. After inevitably hearing the conversation between Hachiman's parents that was full of complaints, Yukino understood that the stupidity of the Hikigaya family should be passed down to males and not females. Komachi is very smart, isn't she? It seems that she doesn't need to worry about her daughter's future.

"The key broke accidentally, wife!"

"Big Snake, are you capable of this?! Get out of the way!"

The door that had been working diligently for many years was announced dead. The huge noise made Hachiman quickly cover Yukino's belly. How could he not cover it? Such a loud noise would disturb his daughter's sleep.

The two culprits who blew up the gate had already found a seat in the lobby. Perhaps because they had rushed back from the resort beach, the ashes of Kusaka that Yaki and Kazumi brought back were scattered in the entrance hall, and together with the remains of the gate, they created an inexplicable sadness.

After kicking the door, I didn't seem to be so excited anymore. I rushed back at first with the strong desire to stroke my granddaughter, but when I thought about it carefully, my granddaughter was not born yet.

"It always feels so quiet..." Yaqi complained with a sigh. It seemed that things happened too fast. By the time everyone sat together quietly, there seemed to be nothing to complain about.

"かにW（つまづ）いたら~~"

"どうやって立ち正るの~~"

The husband followed suit, and Hachiman and Yukino inexplicably hummed Flower of Hope. The melody engraved in their genes slowly played in the Hikigaya home. Thinking that their daughter would definitely like this song, Hachiman involuntarily raised the volume.

"You guys are messing with someone." With a spicy-hot-flavored question, Yimei mercilessly interrupted the behavior of her three idiots. Well, it should be two. Xiaoxue still sings well.

"Xiaoxue, come here quickly and let me take care of you."

Before Yukino could fully stand up, Kazumi couldn't wait to pull her to his side, touching Yukino's belly with a strange smile, as if she was not used to being so close to her elders. Yukino's face was flushed, which was actually a very normal scene.

It's just that the two fathers, Hachiman and Yaki, who were watching silently, felt a little weird. A harmonious family is a good thing, right...

"We already have a child. Hachiman and Yukino, don't you two remember about the wedding? I've prepared everything."

Mom, what do you need to prepare?!

"Wedding...wedding?" Muttering, Yukino turned her head and met Hachiman's eyes. Her hands gradually covered her face, and Yukino's body slowly began to tremble.

So Yukino... has been looking forward to it all along, "Yukino, how about we hold it in the New World and invite everyone."

Yukino, with her face covered, was still trembling, and occasionally made strange noises, and it was impossible to tell why. In the end, Hachiman could only see her nodding, which was probably a sign of excitement.

I put on my wedding dress, and my sister, who is single and even has some sister-con attributes, stood beside me as a bridesmaid with lifeless eyes. This is simply a world-famous painting! No, I have to hold it in. I must not laugh out loud.